00:00Horse and house.
00:01Oh, somebody left it in the office.
00:03Toffee-nosed rubbish.
00:05You wouldn't say that if you ran the malt shovel.
00:07Correction, malt.
00:08You what?
00:09They've given it a two-page spread, ain't it?
00:11Vidya.
00:12Thought it were toffee-nosed rubbish.
00:14A run-down country inn has been transformed into a chic gastro pub
00:20with a cool cocktail lounge and cutting-edge cuisine.
00:25When did anybody ever write anything like that about this place?
00:28You wouldn't catch me in a stuck-up dump like that.
00:31That's the best reason I've heard yet for doing this place up.
00:34Meaning what exactly?
00:36Meaning if we were like malt, we'd get more young'uns in like Joe.
00:40Isn't that right?
00:41Oh, you can leave me out of it.
00:42I just came in for a quiet drink.
00:44We'd attract a more sophisticated clientele with money in their pockets
00:48and an enlightened attitude to personal hygiene.
00:53Are you saying I smell?
00:56Put it this way.
00:57Hey, since the smoking ban, I've become aware of a lot of orders.
01:01Some of them not very pleasant.
01:03Most of them from your family.
01:04She doesn't mean you, pet.
01:05I mean the whole barrel load of them.
01:07You cheeky cow!
01:09I don't have to take this from you.
01:11You're about as classy as last night's knickers.
01:13You don't need to go, Lisa.
01:14I won't be spoken to like that!
01:16Brilliant idea, Val.
01:17Drive away your best customers.
01:19Oh, you keep your nose out.
01:20She's right.
01:21You need your head seeing, too.
01:23You need your head seeing, too.
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