00:05Look, did you get my messages? Because it's Minnie's birthday this week and she's been asking about you.
00:10Oh, has she now? And how do I know you're not just making that up to trick me into forgiving
00:15you for Blackpool?
00:16Do you seriously think that about me?
00:18All people know of us, Maxine, is what we show of ourselves.
00:22And you showed me exactly who you are at the dance competition.
00:26This isn't about us. This is about my daughter, your granddaughter, the one who's been pestering me every single night
00:34this week,
00:34wondering whether a nana's going to show up to her birthday for the first time ever.
00:39So that is why I'm here, because one of us needs to be the bigger person.
00:43Oh, and that's you, is it? Hark, Maxine the Magnanimous, floating down from her ivory tower to talk some sense
00:50into a daft old mother.
00:51Hey, who do you think you are? Max is trying to build bridges that you clearly don't deserve to cross.
00:59What's your problem?
01:01And your bodyguard emerges. You didn't even have to blow a whistle.
01:04Forget it, Warren. You're just going to make it worse.
01:06Yeah, go on.
01:09Why are you like this?
01:11Oh, spare me your nauseating superiority complex, will you?
01:16Do you know how difficult it is explaining to a little girl why someone she loves won't come and see
01:22her, even though they live around the corner?
01:23Well, you don't have to worry about it for much longer.
01:26And what do you mean by that?
01:27We've had an offer accepted on a villa in Mexico.
01:30So any day now, you will be free of the burden of your awful mother forever.
01:36I...
01:36Bye!
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