00:00When you notice that your bros are all wearing the same clothes
00:02You're in a loop...
00:04When you're already laughing because you know it's gonna happen
00:08You're in a loop...
00:10When the frog that you dissect it is always resurrected
00:12You're in a loop
00:14When the aliens attack and you're ready with a snack
00:17You're in a loop...
00:19When the tiger is on the go and you kiss her like a pro
00:22You're in a loop...
00:24When you're always having fun cause life's surreal
00:26You're in a loop...
00:28They're in a loop...
00:30and checkmate again wrong game also again you lose Luke you are so bad I'm bad sure
00:47I'm mischievous possibly misguided but bad I didn't mean it's too late for take
00:52back steel where are you going to look into a certain someone's soul someone
00:57named Luke and by Luke I mean me not Luke Phillips in English class
01:12someone this irresistibly cute couldn't be bad right
01:15just crashed into my brain the only way to prove I'm good is by doing good and then I
01:37can rub Theo's stupid face in my goodness
01:40and for my next trick I'm going to
02:08saw myself in half this sauce too dull to cut anything and in the end Insector dies in dr.
02:22Mantisberg's arms there I just saved you ten bucks and now you don't have to see the movie
02:26uh you're welcome is there no one in this lousy town who will appreciate my do-goodery oh I'd be
02:38very appreciative if I could suck your blood so wait you're saying if I let you bite into my neck and
02:49drink my sweet blood it'll prove that I'm good done bon appetit
02:52I did it I did good man doing good feels kind of fainty
03:01hmm checkmate what I did something good yesterday Monday and not like a little good oh no a grand deed of
03:17goodness involving a creepy dude biting my neck and sucking my blood what I think he said something about needing to feed
03:24I can't remember the details because I blacked out Luke people don't bite other people on the neck
03:29vampires bite people on the neck which means
03:35Should we at least test your theory first either way
03:37See standing in the sun looking at my reflection eating garlic
03:45Theo do you know what this means the loop makes us vampire proof you sorry did you want some garlic
03:52Do you know this guy my name is Barathemus or at least it was until I woke up this morning and I was Barry again
04:01Barry wait you're the guy who fed on Luke and Luke cured your vampire ism told you I was good
04:08Do I look cured to you?
04:10Come on being humans way better than being a vampire now you can see your reflection again
04:15I thought I was handsome
04:22Convincing Barry that being a human is better than being a vampire may be harder than I thought
04:25Ta-da no more feeding off pathetic lonely people in the park
04:30I was soul-searching now you can eat people food behold the goulash burrito daily special
04:36What's in it?
04:37Only the finest ingredients
04:39But what are they?
04:40THE FINEST INGREDIENTS
04:42Eat! Enjoy!
04:48Yeah that's the standard first reaction you'll get used to it
04:51Do you have anything made from oh I don't know people blood?
04:56Hmm not today
04:58Wait for me
05:02Ah feel that sunshine Barry now you can soak up those rays
05:06I hate the sun I burn like a candle
05:10Aw cheer up you still got your winning personality
05:13Yeah why don't you go talk to someone without trying to bite them
05:17Okay I'll try
05:19Uh hi
05:21Barry says nice to meet
05:23Excuse me but I'm talking to someone
05:26Hi I'm Barry
05:27Barry says
05:28What's with you interrupting?
05:30Anyway as I was saying
05:32Oh miss
05:34Oh I get it
05:37Barry the gross human with irritable bowel syndrome isn't good enough for you
05:42Huh is that it?
05:43Well I'll bite you
05:45I'll bite you all
05:49How'd I do?
05:55It's hopeless I'll never be a good human
05:59Never
06:03Okay listen up
06:04I said I'd do good and good I shall do
06:07If that means turning you back into a bloodthirsty vampire putting countless innocents at risk
06:12Then so be it
06:12The only way to turn me back is if I get bit again
06:16Where are we gonna find another vampire?
06:19Of course I know where to find a vampire
06:22But why would I tell you?
06:23You got something better to do?
06:24Touché
06:25Hi little girl is your mommy home?
06:35Also is she a vampire?
06:38Get off get it off!
06:41Whoa she's the vampire!
06:44Hey guys this is Virginia sometimes I babysit
06:48Wait is that Barry?
06:50Virginia I haven't seen you in centuries
06:53Please please turn me back into a vampire again
06:57And why would I do that?
06:59If you're no longer a vampire the whole town is mine
07:03Um may we come in?
07:08Fine but wipe your feet I don't want you tracking graveyard all over my rugs
07:16Tea?
07:17Maybe later
07:18No thanks
07:18I just had a fake cup of coffee so let's cut to the chase
07:22I'm sure a creepy little monster girl like you needs something
07:25Want to make a deal?
07:25There's nothing I want
07:27Come on not even a pony?
07:29Please I ate a pony for breakfast
07:33Okay uh Amy a little help here?
07:36Why what's in it for me?
07:38Touche
07:38Hey how would you like to meet world famous pop star Turk Parfait?
07:44You guys know the Turk Parfait?
07:46No him we went to space together
07:49Not that he'll remember because of
07:51If we get Turk here will you turn Barry?
07:53Please
07:55Hmm deal
07:56It's him it's Turk
08:03Wow this little fang really does have a disease that slowly turns her into a leprechaun
08:08Photo op
08:13I'll never wash these fangs again
08:16Did you just not
08:17No Theo I believe we had a deal
08:19Please
08:20Fine
08:22Ouch yes
08:25Oh man that hurts
08:34I'm back
08:36We did it
08:36I am good
08:37Who would have thought that I a vampire proof kid that holds inside him the blood that could devampire vampires everywhere would end up helping you?
08:45Well see ya
08:47Not so fast
08:48You can devamp vampires?
08:51It's not just me
08:52Theo's vampire proof too
08:53Thanks a lot
08:54Luke
08:55Mary what gives I helped you
08:56It's Barathamus and I can't risk being devamped again
09:00Amy a little help
09:02Sorry guys the kid never ages
09:04She's a babysitter's gold mine
09:06Prepare for your eternal doom
09:08Oh
09:12Hold it
09:13I've got one last request
09:16One
09:17Last
09:18Meal
09:20Give me that
09:21Here catch
09:23Ow
09:24Ow
09:25It burns
09:27Speaking of burns
09:28Let's burn rubber
09:32They're getting away
09:33Ow
09:34Ow
09:34Ow
09:35Ah
09:39Faster Theo
09:42Why are we even running we're vampire proof we're bite proof but if they swallow us whole we might not lose
09:47Oh sure that
09:50Don't worry Theo I came prepared
09:53Check it out
09:54Silver a vampire's worst fear
09:57Silver's for werewolves Luke
09:58Or is it
10:01Ow
10:02Quit it
10:03We're losing them
10:04Oh
10:06Hang on
10:14The doc
10:14Bell out
10:20Now we've got you
10:23It's over
10:24Is it Barry
10:25Is it
10:26Kyle
10:27We need a little help down here
10:29Sure thing little dude
10:30It burns the same as sunlight because moonlight is sunlight being reflected off the moon's surface
10:44Chef mate
10:46So who's a good person now huh
10:48Luke I never said you weren't a good person
10:50Say it
10:51Fine you're good
10:52But I'm more impressed by your use of moonlight to destroy the vamps
10:55Well to be completely honest I really just want them to eat Kyle instead of us
10:59You say something buddy
11:01Cram it with walnuts Kyle
11:03You got it
11:04What?
11:04I never said I was a saint
11:06Rules
11:10Me
11:12Crazy
11:13Thanks
11:14Maybe
11:16Beat
11:17Come
11:17Cheers
11:17Go
11:18Go
11:18Go
11:19Go
11:32Go
