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00:00It's arrived.
00:02Oh my god, it's real more than it.
00:06On YouTube.
00:08Varricar, what goes?
00:10The video has all been waiting for.
00:14What the f*** is viral?
00:18Live.
00:20Is that the pen?
00:22All right, he says here.
00:24The history of Flato Varricar.
00:27The video starts now.
00:30This sky is so dusty today.
00:49Looks like we're living in the Middle East or something.
00:54I've never experienced this sky before.
00:57It's my first time experiencing.
01:05Huh?
01:09You can enter.
01:11Hey dude.
01:13Yeah, what's up?
01:14How are you doing?
01:15I'm doing fine.
01:16How about you?
01:17Yeah, I'm doing all right.
01:19I was just staring at the sky outside.
01:21Whoa.
01:22The sky is so dusty today.
01:24I know.
01:25Anyways.
01:27I gotta let it out.
01:28I gotta let it out.
01:30I have to.
01:32I have a question to ask you.
01:35Yeah.
01:36All right.
01:37You can tell me anything.
01:38Is it time?
01:39Is it about time you tell them already?
01:43Tell them what?
01:45You know.
01:46Your history.
01:47Oh, my history.
01:49I don't know, man.
01:51Dude, it's been two years since you didn't tell them.
01:57Come on, man.
01:58Just let it out.
01:59I'm just telling you, this is a really sad story, man.
02:06Don't worry.
02:07We'll be okay.
02:13All right.
02:14All right.
02:15Let's do this.
02:18It was March.
02:20It all started in 2008.
02:24The year that I was born.
02:27So it all started at the local public hospital.
02:30You can do it, baby.
02:31You can do it.
02:32One day before the hell was born.
02:34And then my mom was there to get the hospital bed.
02:36My ex got changed her.
02:37She was stupid.
02:38And then the doctor also was changed her.
02:39You can do it.
02:40You can do it.
02:41Just push.
02:42Just push.
02:43And then she was pushing and pushing and pushing.
02:44Push as hard as you can.
02:45And then she felt like a turd.
02:46It felt like a turd.
02:47And then that's the moment she gave birth to Girl Vodicom.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:53I did it.
02:54You did it?
02:55Yeah, I did it.
02:56Yeah, I did it.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Oh, my God.
02:59I thought you were going to die in that process.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Yeah, me too.
03:04I'm trying to get a turd.
03:06Man.
03:07All right.
03:08Doctor.
03:09Let's check the baby.
03:11All righty.
03:12Let's check the baby.
03:13I hope I saw her.
03:16She's crying, right?
03:18All right.
03:19So it was time to pull the covers to see the baby and how cute she was.
03:25And that was done for sure.
03:27And then he pulled and he pulled and he pulled until he saw a little bit of pink and black with a black outline.
03:36And then he saw a little bit of eyelash and said it was a girl.
03:41And that's how my little sister looked like when she was a baby.
03:46She was a baby.
03:47Yeah, she looks kind of the same.
03:49Well, congrats on your baby girl.
03:50Well, congrats on your baby girl.
03:51Well, congrats on your baby girl.
03:52Let me see her.
03:53Let me see her.
03:54Let me see her.
03:55All right.
03:56Oh my God.
03:57Can I hold him?
04:00Can I hold her?
04:03Yeah.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Yeah.
04:06You can.
04:07Oh my God.
04:08Oh my God.
04:09She's so cute.
04:11Oh my God.
04:12She's the cutest baby I've ever had.
04:17Which is...
04:18I think it's the only one.
04:20Oh, I don't think so.
04:22I think there's still another one inside of me.
04:25What? There is? Yeah. I hope it's a girl. I hope it's a girl. Why do you want to go?
04:36It's none of your business. Okay. Okay, I'll just put this one aside. I really, I love you.
04:49My name is Viacom, all right? Oh, the name, the name. What do you want to name her, baby?
04:55Let's name her Girl Viacom. All right, Girl Viacom. I'm your daddy. I'm your new daddy.
05:04My name is Viacom. All right? All right, let me put you aside because there's another baby coming
05:12and I hope it's a girl who looks just like you. You very cute Bond Nation.
05:19All right. So it was time for my mom to put me out of her belly. You can do it, baby.
05:25Push. Push again. And then my stupid dad was telling you to push and push. No, not this again.
05:30Not this again. I don't know how many pushes I'm going to say. More pushes. You can do it.
05:34You can do it. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You can do it.
05:39And she put hard enough and then I was born.
05:42I did it again. I hope it's a girl.
05:50All right. Talk. It's not your job. It's not your job to check what's the other baby.
05:56All right.
05:58All right. Let's move.
06:01Let's move.
06:04I can see a bit of green.
06:06I can see a bit of green.
06:09I can see a bit of green.
06:10Oh my God. It's a baby boy.
06:18Oh my God.
06:21Oh my God. I love you so much.
06:25It's a baby boy.
06:27Oh my God.
06:29Let's name you little Viacom, all right?
06:35Little Viacom.
06:37And I'm your mommy, Viacina.
06:40All right?
06:42What? A baby boy?
06:44Let me see her.
06:45Give me. Give me.
06:46All right.
06:51So what'd you think of him, baby?
06:59Isn't he cute?
07:02Yeah. Isn't he gorgeous?
07:06This baby is the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my entire life.
07:17Viacom, what the hell did you just do?
07:21You didn't remove the baby's cry.
07:23Why did you do that?
07:26Look, baby. I wasn't talking about her.
07:27I was talking about this stupid, ugly, abomination.
07:31Who the hell is he?
07:33He's so ugly.
07:34Oh my God.
07:35I'm just going to kill him right now.
07:37Viacom, don't reach out to him.
07:39He's a baby.
07:41Well, I can talk to him however I want.
07:44I like this one more.
07:45This one's just ugly.
07:47Come on.
07:48Let's get it.
07:49Can I get up, dog?
07:55Yeah, you're fine.
07:59Don't cry, little guy.
08:02Don't cry.
08:04Mommy's here.
08:05Don't worry.
08:07This guy can be a stupid jerk sometimes.
08:09But, you get it, baby.
08:13You have to use.
08:15All right, baby boy?
08:18All right.
08:20Don't cry.
08:21Mommy's here, all right?
08:23I'm here.
08:23So, four years later, while my sister was playing on her Xbox B60, while I didn't have one because I apparently didn't deserve it, my dad was beating me in his room for, I don't know, because apparently I'm ugly for him.
08:46So, my sister was wondering what's going on, and then she thought it was coming from my dad's room, which it was, and then she went to check what's going on.
09:00Huh?
09:03Shut up!
09:07Dad!
09:08I don't get the heck out of this place, don't get you wrong.
09:12What are you doing?
09:14It's not your business.
09:16I don't get you wrong.
09:19Okay.
09:21So, then my sister went to my mom to tell her what's going on.
09:24What's going on, darling?
09:25Oh, hang on.
09:27Daddy's, I don't know what's happening, but Daddy's doing something to, to, to grow from somebody's nest.
09:37He told me to get out, because it was none of my business.
09:42What is he doing?
09:42I don't know, I think I had some crying, some beating, I don't know.
09:48Wait, so your, so your dad is beating your brother?
09:51Um, I don't know.
09:52I'm going to go get him.
09:53So, then my mom was walking fiercely to, to her room, and then she barged into the room, walking to her bed, and see how kind of a psychopath my dad is.
10:05Nothing?
10:07Oh, my God!
10:07Are you okay?
10:12Tell me what's wrong.
10:13Tell me what's wrong.
10:17Daddy!
10:17What did he do to you?
10:25What did he do?
10:31Ow!
10:33What did he do?
10:37Speak to Mommy.
10:41Come to Mommy, come to Mommy.
10:43What did you do to him?
10:50Nothing!
10:51Oh, yeah?
10:53What did he do to you?
10:55What did he do to you?
10:56Tell me.
10:58He beat me with a charger!
11:01You better fess up or else I'm calling the cops!
11:07You beat me up in a charger!
11:09And you hurt me a lot!
11:12You're my sir!
11:14Is it true?
11:27No, it's not!
11:29I'm telling you the truth, it's not!
11:32So, where's the proof?
11:36Um, there's no proof!
11:40No evidence!
11:41Mm-mm!
11:42This ain't among us!
11:44Stand up, little blackhung!
11:47Share yourself to Mommy!
11:49There's your proof!
11:51He's injured!
11:53So, what do you have to say for yourself now?
11:57Okay, I may beat him, but...
11:58I didn't beat him with a belt, though.
12:03Yeah, you didn't beat him with a belt, but...
12:10With a Samsung charger!
12:13Huh?
12:15What are you doing?
12:17Why are you assaulting your kid?
12:19What's wrong with you?
12:22Wham or wrong?
12:24I said wrong.
12:26Now, do not correct me.
12:28Anyways, I still may beat him, but...
12:32That doesn't matter!
12:34He's still the ugliest kid I've ever seen!
12:41You said that since birth!
12:43When are you gonna stop?
12:53It's alright, you're not ugly.
12:55You're not ugly.
12:55I'm not ugly.
12:56I'm ugly.
12:56I'm not ugly.
12:57I'm ugly.
12:57I'm ugly.
13:01Alright.
13:02So, here's what we're gonna do.
13:06We're either...
13:06So then you, dad, and...
13:08Not so fast, via Khan!
13:10And then he said...
13:11You can scribble play.
13:12Okay, take that!
13:13Okay, take that!
13:14Okay, and then...
13:15Not so fast, via Khan!
13:16He got shocked.
13:19He just looked one time at me and then he asked,
13:24What the is wrong with you?
13:28BNR, save me please.
13:31It's Vodacom.
13:32How's it me?
13:33You're being your own child.
13:35Well, it's not my fault.
13:36Oh, is it tit?
13:38It is your fault.
13:40You're a sociopath.
13:44Save me please, Pied.
13:46Okay, what the heck is going on here?
13:50Well, you see, Pied,
13:52Vodacom was beating my child, little Vodacom,
13:56which we just made four years ago.
14:00You must be a real kingpin of this operation, aren't you, Vodacom?
14:04What's not my fault? He's ugly!
14:07Stop it, please!
14:09You stupid psychopath!
14:14All right, you can go-
14:20Jesus Christ, he's injured!
14:23Yeah, he's badly injured. Look at him. Look at him.
14:27Jesus Christ, what the heck is wrong with you?
14:31I didn't do anything.
14:33Wait, wait.
14:34Little Vodacom, you can go play with your soon-to-be friends, all right?
14:38Okay.
14:40Try to recover while you're on your way.
14:43Okay.
14:44All right.
14:45I don't know what's gonna happen.
14:56This stupid, stupid child-beater speed up your own son, he's so injured.
15:02I know, right?
15:03Like, where are the bruises?
15:05The bruises are- I don't know.
15:07Well, I don't see any-
15:09Shut the hell up, we're not talking to you!
15:12Jesus.
15:13So this is one of my best moments of my life.
15:15Anyways, what do we do?
15:16My ex-mom and Vi will try to get a divorce.
15:20Oh!
15:21Nice!
15:22I'll be right back!
15:24Thanks, P-Head!
15:26Why would you want to do this?
15:31Because I don't want you to be their own son!
15:34Make way- make way, guys!
15:36All right.
15:37Got the paper, and also a pen.
15:39All right.
15:40It says here,
15:41in the name of Locatopolis Courts Law,
15:43with the president of the city, Microsoft,
15:45to declare a divorce between Viacom and Viacina Viacanilla.
15:49Also, when divorced, Viacom cannot marry someone else
15:53and live somewhere,
15:55because the president said so!
15:57Why would you make fun of me?!
16:00It was not me, it was the president!
16:02It was the president!
16:03It was the president, Viacom!
16:05Oh, okay, so.
16:09Use a pen, so make sure it's a sign of paper
16:12to make the divorce clear.
16:13All right.
16:14I think we have to do this on the table for-
16:18so it can be easier.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Let's levitate!
16:22Come on!
16:23All right.
16:26Okay.
16:27Now we've levitated,
16:28now sign of paper.
16:29All right.
16:30Help!
16:31Okay.
16:32Push!
16:33All right.
16:34Let's do this.
16:35Do I write my signature, or do I write my name?
16:41Your signature.
16:42All right.
16:47Is it right?
16:48Yeah, I'll just-
16:50It'll take some time.
16:51Yeah.
16:54All right.
16:55It's a sign.
16:56Okay.
16:57Oh, the pen.
16:58The pen.
16:59The pen.
17:00Okay, so Viacom, sign the paper.
17:03I'm not signing that.
17:05You have to!
17:06I'm not signing.
17:10Well, I have a question.
17:11If I sign this, do I still have to be little Viacom?
17:15No.
17:18Not signing.
17:19How to sign the pen?
17:20How to sign the pen?
17:21Hey!
17:22No!
17:23Don't sign it!
17:24Don't sign it!
17:25I'm going to!
17:26Don't sign it!
17:27Don't sign it!
17:28Don't sign it!
17:29Don't sign it!
17:30Don't sign it!
17:31So then my mom was struggling to sign it until she actually signed the divorce papers.
17:36That's fine.
17:37So this means, I never got to see my dad ever again.
17:41Why would you do that?
17:46Because I don't want you to be our own son.
17:50Well, the divorce is signed.
17:52Now I'm just going to take this to the court.
17:55To the, to the, to the, to the, to the personnel's house.
17:58And then I'll be right back.
18:00Alright?
18:01No!
18:02No!
18:03No!
18:04No!
18:05No!
18:06No!
18:07No!
18:08No!
18:09No!
18:10No!
18:11No!
18:12No!
18:13No!
18:14No!
18:15Viacom!
18:16This is the best moment of our lives!
18:19No!
18:20No!
18:21No!
18:22No!
18:23No!
18:24No!
18:25No!
18:26No!
18:27No!
18:28No!
18:29The cops are terrifying to hide.
18:31This means I'm free!
18:33I'm free!
18:34I'm free!
18:35I'm free!
18:36I'm free!
18:37I'm free!!
18:38I need to go, I don't get to live anywhere else.
18:41Oh, I need to go anywhere else.
18:44We won!
18:45Where are you?
18:46Where are you quitting anywhere else?
18:48No!
18:49Get out!
18:50This is my house now!
18:51No!
18:52It's not!
18:53It's mine.
18:54And then we'll take the divorce.
18:56I'm in the house now,
18:58Well f*** you, f*** your kids, and f*** the end, I'm getting out of here, I'm free, yes, I'm free, I'm free, I'm free, well, time to say goodbye to the kids then.
19:28Oh man, I feel so bad for you, oh, wow, your dad is such a meanie pant, yes he is, he's such a big meanie pant, big stupid meanie pant, yeah, he's meanie pants to him, but he's not meanie pants to me, I don't know why, that's so strange.
19:58I know, right, I don't know, I don't know what to say, but I have to suffer, suffer, I have to suffer more, and more, and more, with that, with that stupid meanie pant.
20:22It's okay little, it's okay little, it's okay little, you'll be good for me back, I hope so.
20:36Little Malcolm, go back home!
20:38Yeah mommy, yes mommy.
20:41I'm free, I'm free, you guys never get to see your dad ever again, but, the only problem is, I'm not gonna keep you guys as my kids anymore.
20:56Really?
20:58Oh man, I'll miss you guys, I'll miss you too mommy.
21:05Oh, I'll miss you, I'll miss you, especially you, little Malcolm.
21:13Don't go mommy.
21:17I'll miss you too, but I hope one day we'll find ourselves again.
21:24Yeah, I hope so, yeah me too.
21:28Alright, see you on the other side.
21:32Bye, bye old mommy, bye old mommy.
21:37Ah, it's sad that she's leaving us.
21:41Yeah, I, I really want her though.
21:48Kids?
21:50Yes?
21:51Yes dad?
21:53No, it's not that.
21:55I know your mom, I know your mom's leaving.
21:59Yeah, it's pretty sad, yeah.
22:02Well, I promise, I promise that we will find her soon, soon.
22:11Yeah, I hope so.
22:13Yeah, I'm here again.
22:15I miss her now.
22:18Well, don't worry, I'll be a better father than your stupid old father, Vyacom.
22:26Okay.
22:26All right, let's go home.
22:30Okay.
22:34Come on.
22:34All right, kids.
22:40Just sit over there on the table.
22:44Okay, but dad, what are we doing here?
22:46Yeah, this isn't home.
22:47I know, I know, I know this isn't home.
22:52But, there's someone even better.
22:56Now let's just wait.
22:57Oh, hello, everybody.
23:02Hello, Mr. Amazon.
23:04Hey, Amazon.
23:05Hello, Mr. Amazon.
23:06How are you doing?
23:07I'm doing fine.
23:08Well, what happens for you to be here?
23:12Oh, it's nothing.
23:13It was just to surprise these kids over there.
23:18Oh, the Vyacoms.
23:21Yeah, the Vyacoms.
23:23Well, I wanted to do something that will explode their minds a bit.
23:31Well, what is that?
23:32I would like to adopt them.
23:36What's adopt?
23:38Oh, you still don't know this.
23:40A Vyacoms is when a person who is not related to you becomes your new dad.
23:46So, this means I'm going to be your new dad.
23:50Really?
23:51Really?
23:52Yep.
23:53I'm going to be your new dad from now on.
23:56All right.
23:59This is going to be a hard choice for me, but...
24:02No, it's not.
24:03Just kidding.
24:03It's an easy choice.
24:04I would like to adopt these two kids.
24:07All right.
24:08Sign the papers.
24:10And with the power of editing, the papers are signed.
24:16So, this means little Vyacom and girl Vyacom, you two are now P.S. kids.
24:24You hear that, guys?
24:26You're now my kids now.
24:28Oh, my God.
24:29This is the best moment of our lives.
24:31Yeah.
24:33All right.
24:34Let's go home.
24:36I love you, Dad.
24:37I love you, too, son.
24:40All right.
24:40Let's go home.
24:42So, there you have it.
24:45That's my story.
24:47Oh, man.
24:48This book is such a sad story.
24:52You had a sad life, man.
24:55I feel bad for you.
24:56Yeah, I know.
24:58Life sucks.
25:00But at least, I got to meet you.
25:04Oh.
25:05I'm glad to meet you, too, man.
25:10Want to play some Xbox?
25:12Oh, hell yeah.
25:13Let's go.
25:14All right.
25:14I'm glad to meet you.
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