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00:00Kiko's Little House
00:03Keys! Keys! Keys! Look!
00:12You can be square with envy. I have a little house and I won't invite you.
00:19You should know that I don't even care because playing house is a woman's game and I don't like playing woman's games.
00:24And besides, I'm going to the store to buy a lollipop and I'm not going to give you air.
00:28Oh, I doubt it. With what money are you going to buy a lollipop?
00:32With what money? What would you do if you found money that you yourself had lost?
00:36I would return it to the owner.
00:38Don't be silly. I'm telling you if you found money that you lost yourself.
00:43Oh, well I would buy a lollipop.
00:46That's what I'm going to do. I found some money that you yourself lost.
00:50You see? That's exactly how I would do it because today I use the money that I myself lost.
00:55Kiko! What are you playing at?
01:00Oh, Chiquinha! Don't you remember that we agreed to play house?
01:04Oh, yes! That's right! I'll go home and get a chair.
01:07Try it quickly! Chiquinha!
01:08What is it?
01:09Chiquinha! Don't you remember what your father said about not taking anything out of the house?
01:14But my father is not at home.
01:16It doesn't matter!
01:17Good children obey their parents even when they are not there.
01:22Well, sometimes we forget what they say.
01:26But I already reminded you.
01:28Because you are the meddler.
01:30Besides, my dad told me not to take the chair this morning.
01:34Didn't you say you couldn't pick it up in the afternoon?
01:37That's right!
01:38I am how beautiful it is to have a clear conscience.
01:41Go get that chair right now.
01:42Let's fix this a little bit.
01:50Chico!
01:51It's great.
01:53Look, and I'm not going to give you air.
01:57But I don't even care, because I'm not going to ask you to play house.
02:01But I don't want to play house because I already said that house is a woman's game.
02:07Oh yes?
02:08Yes.
02:08Now I'm going to tear your cheeks apart.
02:29Oh, there's a lack of...
02:29Damn, key, no!
02:31No, little key, no!
02:38No, no, no!
02:39No, no, no!
02:40No, no, no!
02:41No, no, no!
02:50And now?
02:51Why did they arrest me?
02:53I want to see my lawyer!
02:55I want to see my lawyer!
02:58I want...
02:59What happened?
03:01You drunk!
03:03From whom?
03:04Mr. Madruga, forgive me!
03:12Forgive what?
03:14For the brick I gave him.
03:19What brick?
03:21But I didn't want to do anything bad.
03:23I just wanted to break Kiko's head.
03:27Ah, well, what a beautiful way of thinking, huh?
03:32Don't you think?
03:33Let's see if I get it right now.
03:34Give me that brick here, you crazy guy!
03:38No, Mom!
03:39What's this talk about throwing bricks at bones?
03:42Where have you ever...
03:42What do you have, treasure?
03:44Mom, he wants to hit me with a brick!
03:49Oh yeah?
03:51What's more, I won't arrive on time.
03:57Again?
03:59I want to see my lawyer!
04:00I want to see my lawyer!
04:02Right now!
04:02You drunk!
04:03You drunk!
04:05Come on, treasure!
04:06Don't mix with these riffraff!
04:07Yes, mommy!
04:13Scum, scum!
04:17What the hell!
04:21Yeah, and what are you doing here with that chair?
04:24No, I...
04:25Can you lend me your chair so I can play house?
04:28What did I tell you this morning?
04:30No, no.
04:31And then?
04:31Well, it is characteristic of wise men to change their minds.
04:36And are you a wise man?
04:39The wisest of all men!
04:41Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
04:44But be careful, you won't break the chair.
04:45No, beautiful little papajinho, my love!
04:48Oh, don't forget, okay?
04:49Later we will visit my grandmother.
04:52Oh yes!
04:53Can I wear my new dress?
04:55Of course!
04:56He can!
04:58Kiko!
05:00Kiko!
05:01Still want to play house?
05:04Kiko!
05:07Of course!
05:08And look what my mother gave me to make my bed!
05:11How barbaric that I don't use it!
05:13Of course, you can take it!
05:14I want another one!
05:15And you want another one!
05:20Keys!
05:21He wants?
05:22Give me my pillow!
05:23No, I asked first!
05:25Are you going to return my pillow or not?
05:29N.A.O. never!
05:34Can I have my pillow?
05:38No.
05:43Can I have my pillow?
05:52Can I have my pillow?
05:55I only give because I'm a nice guy.
05:58Oh, but I never thought you were afraid of Kiko.
06:02Scared of Kiko?
06:04I?
06:04Who said?
06:05I say!
06:06You will give the pillow!
06:08No pillow!
06:09A pillow!
06:11Yes, because it's the same thing...
06:12AND!
06:14What is that?
06:15What is that?
06:15What is that?
06:16What is that?
06:17AND?
06:17AND?
06:18May I?
06:19With great pleasure, Kiko.
06:21Thanks.
06:23THE?
06:23Women should not be hit.
06:38But, Chaves, I didn't want to get it right, no.
06:41Oh, Chaves.
06:53Wow, Chiquinha.
07:06Is it? Did you like it?
07:08Why are you so elegant?
07:09Because I'm going to have dinner at my great-grandmother's house.
07:12You're going with your father, right?
07:13Also because it's spring.
07:15And in spring everyone has to wear a new outfit.
07:19Oh, well, that's it.
07:20Oh, look, I'm also debuting a sailor outfit.
07:24AND?
07:25And she just came back from the hairdresser.
07:28From the hairdresser?
07:30It must be from the dye house.
07:32No, from the hairdresser.
07:34Because it is Casimira that is combed.
07:38But you should know that my dress is prettier.
07:41Because I got it from my great-grandmother.
07:43Besides, because of him, the poor thing went blind.
07:48Did she go blind?
07:50I think so.
07:51Because my dad said she wiped the eyes out of her face.
07:55What did your father say then?
07:58Listen, Chaves.
07:59Keys.
08:00You don't have anything new?
08:02Yes.
08:03This little box of gum.
08:05The owner of the store gave it to me because I helped sweep the sidewalk.
08:08I want to know if you have any new clothes.
08:12Well, this patch is new.
08:14And look at me.
08:18I debut one every year.
08:20But I also wear this shoe every year.
08:24But it's already worn out from being used so often.
08:27Hi, Chaves.
08:30Besides being poor, you're also pretty dumb.
08:35I'm also going to debut a new move that I was taught.
08:39Let's see.
08:39He debuts it for us...
08:40Oh no, Chaves.
08:41No, no, no.
08:41No, no, no.
08:42It's in it, Chaves.
08:44He's in it with a will.
08:46I hope Chaves catches up with him and gets rid of those old bulldog cheeks.
08:52Hello.
08:52Good afternoon, sir.
09:00Daddy?
09:01Yes.
09:07Are you my daddy?
09:11I suppose so, don't you?
09:13And why are you in disguise?
09:15No, Renan, I'm not in disguise.
09:17I also have the right to debut a new outfit every now and then.
09:20Yes.
09:20And with what money did you buy that suit?
09:23With what money?
09:24AND.
09:25Well, my daughter, you know that sometimes we have to sacrifice some things to get others.
09:30And this time I had to sacrifice Mr. Barriga's rent.
09:35No, Chaves, no, Chaves, no.
09:37Don't make me, I'll call my mom.
09:39My mom!
09:41Treasure, what do you have?
09:43How? What do I have?
09:44He wants to hit me with the broom.
09:46Oh, it had to be.
09:48And where is that shameless old man?
09:50Ah, if I catch him he will only see one thing.
09:51No, no, no.
09:51Madam...
09:52Excuse me.
09:57You're disguising yourself to avoid punishment, aren't you?
10:01No, ma'am.
10:02It turns out that I...
10:03Come on, treasure.
10:07Don't mix with that riffraff.
10:09Yes, Mom.
10:10Scum, scum, scum.
10:18Did you see, Chiquinha?
10:20Kiko's mother mistook that man for his father.
10:25But it's mine, daddy.
10:27And why didn't you hit me?
10:43Because you hadn't given me time, Chaves.
10:47Take it!
10:48Now, what a difference, huh?
10:50Okay, I won't give you another punch.
11:01Chavinho, don't cry.
11:02Little key, no...
11:04Chavinho, what do you think about us starting something just between the two of us?
11:09Zaz, zaz.
11:10And we debut?
11:12And when the premiere...
11:13Is it brand new?
11:14AND...
11:15But what are we going to debut?
11:19Your little box of gum.
11:23Yes.
11:23No, my gum box is mine and I'm going to use it alone and I'm not going to give you anything.
11:27But look, you eat two and give me three.
11:29You eat three and give me two.
11:31Just give me one.
11:32Half of one.
11:33A little piece.
11:34A little pinch.
11:38You'll see, I'll tell my dad that you didn't want to give me gum.
11:45And I'll say you put me in danger, Fih.
11:51And I'll say you kicked me.
12:03No, no, no, Chavinho.
12:05It had to be Chaves again.
12:15No, no, Chavinho.
12:17Okay, okay, okay.
12:19Do you happen to see Chiquinha's father?
12:24What?
12:27Hold on, you better spit out that mascara gum first.
12:30Can you spit?
12:32Then spit.
12:33And he hit me...
12:41Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
12:43Let's go quickly, otherwise we'll be late at my voice's house.
12:50Mr. Barriga, don't tell me you came to collect the rent.
12:53Indeed, I came to collect the rent.
12:55I asked you not to say that.
12:57Well, he already got in well, because with the money my father was going to pay him rent, he bought this suit.
13:05But it's a...
13:05But it's a...
13:06Very good.
13:09It means that instead of paying the rent he owes me, he used the money to buy a suit.
13:13Very beautiful.
13:15It's cute, right?
13:16Look, it's not even custom-made.
13:17Listen here, you dawn.
13:20Either you pay my rent or I'll break your face.
13:24You hit me.
13:26Yes.
13:28You think it's easy.
13:29Think it's hard.
13:30Little papa, little papa.
13:32No, little girl, don't be scared.
13:33It's not the first time I've fought with someone who's heavier than me.
13:36No one weighs less than you.
13:37Well, if you're really going to fight, you'd better go home and prepare the bandages, tape, and medicament.
13:47Are you scared, huh?
13:48You're not even good enough to smell.
13:50What did you say?
13:50You listened very well.
13:51Keys?
13:53Yes.
13:54Hold my jacket.
13:55Oh yes.
13:55Keys?
13:56Hold mine.
13:57Yes.
14:01But it's a...
14:02But it's a...
14:03Pick up my jacket.
14:05Yes.
14:07Keys, how many hands do you have?
14:11Two.
14:13Listen, is it possible to hold both jackets?
14:17Yes.
14:18No, no, I'll get one, I'll get one, get lost here.
14:21You already know I'm not going to give you a low blow, huh?
14:23That's good, your best.
14:25Now go.
14:26Oh, how scary.
14:27Don't provoke me.
14:28Don't provoke me.
14:29What is it?
14:29What are you going to do?
14:30Knock here, knock here.
14:31Get it right, go for it...
14:32Now you go there.
14:34Come, come, come, come.
14:35Come, come, come.
14:36Come, come, come.
14:37I saw, I saw perfectly.
14:41If you'll allow me, I can explain.
14:43You know...
14:44That's it, good Mrs. Flamida.
14:46Hit it from above, hit it from below, hit it from above.
14:51Now yes, treasure.
14:52Don't mix with that riffraff.
14:54Yes, Mom.
14:56Scum, scum.
14:58Get out of the way.
15:00Scum, scum.
15:01Scum.
15:10Scum, scum.
15:21Wow, this woman hits hard!
15:33And come tell me
15:34That I have years of experience
15:37But I'll tell you one thing
15:39When you least expect it, I'll leave this village like that
15:41No more, no less
15:43And why don't you do it right now?
15:47Excuse me, what did you say?
15:48Yes, I gave you permission to leave this village.
15:51Even though I owe 14 months of rent
15:53Sir, I am incapable of doing such a thing.
15:58Oh yeah?
15:59Much less with someone like you.
16:01That is all belly, mister heart
16:03I say, I say, I say
16:04That is all heart, mister belly
16:06Listen, I'd rather you leave and I lose 14 months' rent.
16:10That a person could come and pay me on time
16:13Of course, because it suits you, doesn't it?
16:16As?
16:16But look here, I won't fall for your tricks.
16:20Shenanigans? But what tricks?
16:22But what scams?
16:23That's why you want me to leave here
16:24Listen, listen, San Madruga, understand well what I'm going to say.
16:26Or pay me today, one month's rent
16:28Or tonight you don't sleep under a roof
16:31Now, Mr. Belly, if you'll allow me
16:33Listen, daddy.
16:34Weren't we going to have dinner with my great-grandmother?
16:36Yes, little one, yes, yes, yes
16:38Whose, sane Madruga
16:40What it was?
16:57But how was it? You scared me
16:59Have you never looked in the mirror?
17:03What?
17:05No, nothing
17:05Look, shut up and tell me something.
17:07Have you seen Mr. Belly around?
17:10Do you want to hit him again?
17:13On the contrary
17:14I want to apologize for the slap I gave you
17:17I didn't even want to hit him, it happened
17:19Look what matters to you
17:21Where is he?
17:23I think it's already gone
17:24Thanks
17:27There is no way
17:28Listen, Chaves, can you do me a favor?
17:31Yes
17:32If you find Mr. Belly, tell him I want to talk to him.
17:34Okay, if I don't find it, what do you say?
17:36Tell him I'm at home and that I...
17:39That's it, Chaves.
17:41It's OK
17:41Thanks
17:42There is no way
17:43Treasure
17:45Mommy?
17:47Chaves, let's play in my little house, okay?
17:51And me in this crap?
17:53No
17:53Damn, this beautiful little house?
17:58And yes
17:59You wish you had one like that
18:02Not me, yours
18:04I already have eight
18:05What eight?
18:08Now, house number eight, where I live
18:11But don't you live in a barrel?
18:13Don't be stupid
18:14How am I supposed to live in a barrel?
18:15Can't anyone live in a barrel?
18:17Because everyone thinks you live in the barrel
18:20Because they are very silly
18:21Why people can't live inside a barrel
18:24I live there on the eight
18:25I live in house number eight
18:26Because sometimes I get into the barrel like this
18:30But it's just because
18:31Because to not have to
18:33Well, it's because I don't
18:34It's just for sport
18:36AND
18:36Listen, Chaves
18:38Who do you live with?
18:40I live with...
18:41Come on
18:41Wait, daddy.
18:42Wait, wait
18:43And you?
18:44If you see Mr. Belly, you say you didn't see me
18:46No no
18:47Hey, hey, hey
18:51What?
18:51Where are you going with that chair?
18:53Now, but...
18:54This chair belongs to Chiquinha and you will not take it away from her.
18:57And what about Chiquinha?
19:04It had to be Chaves again
19:06Listen, Chaves
19:09Any day now I'm going to give you a couple of slaps
19:11And I'm gonna make your cheeks so puffy
19:13What have you already done, haven't you?
19:19Mr. Belly
19:20They beat the man in the belly with clubs
19:23Shut up
19:25Where is your father?
19:30Why don't you answer me?
19:32You told me to be quiet
19:33Just answer the question
19:36Where is your father?
19:38Mr. Madruga is at his house
19:40Get out of there
19:47Be careful, the uncovered belly has arrived
19:51My father is not at home
20:00Then why did you shout at him?
20:03Because he was, but now he's gone out the window
20:05Thank you, Chaves
20:07There is no way
20:08You are a...
20:13What a thing!
20:14Keys
20:15My father didn't ask you
20:17What if your belly asked for it
20:19I was supposed to say that I hadn't arrived.
20:21Fell off the horse
20:23No, he fell on all fours.
20:25Donkey
20:26You are not dumber for lack of vitamins
20:29No, no, no, no, mister belly
20:33I wasn't running away from...
20:34How not?
20:35I was running away from myself
20:36No, no, no, sir.
20:36Why do you think I was running away from...
20:38For having gone out through the window
20:39Why did you go out the window?
20:40This, this, this, why...
20:42Look, I left through the window because everyone has the right to leave their own house wherever they want, my friend.
20:52For that, I pay your rent, don't I?
20:55Sure, because sometimes I'm a little late, but I pay.
20:59I've been hearing this for 14 months now
21:02And you will continue listening to it all your life.
21:05It's just a matter of waiting, you know?
21:08I'm about to make a deal
21:10A round deal
21:11No references, of course
21:13It's just a matter of waiting
21:16Yes, yes, of course
21:17It's just a matter of waiting
21:18But it turns out I've been waiting for more than seven months now.
21:21Invite me to the baptism?
21:23Yes of course
21:24Charles
21:27Don't you want to go and see if the pig laid an egg?
21:31Yes
21:31Did you lay the egg?
21:35Get out of here
21:36Understand well what I'm going to tell you
21:42Or pay me one month's rent today
21:45Or tonight you won't sleep under a roof
21:48I'm sorry, I didn't see you well
21:51Or pay me at least one month's rent today
21:55Or tonight you won't sleep under a roof
21:57Because my father turned things around
22:04Because he slept under a roof
22:06That is true
22:07Nope about sorry, I'm not with the kites
22:11There are no regarding the months Oh, people
22:13Oh a ceiling
22:13It's taking a roof over your head
22:14Type I won't get it
22:14Only at night
22:16That to the minors
22:16That to the minors
22:16Sorry, I won't have it
22:17But they are not this angel concentration
22:17It is important
22:17Portado
22:17Oh about what you use
22:18That to the minors
22:18But you want
22:19And don't go and see her
22:20Well then