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Written by Michael Price
Voices: Adrian Holmes, Anthony Daniels, Kirby Morrow, Lee Tockar, Michael Donovan, Montana Norberg, Paul Dobson, Sam Vincent, Tom Kane and Trevor Devall
Directed by Martin Skov
Written by Michael Price
Voices: Adrian Holmes, Anthony Daniels, Kirby Morrow, Lee Tockar, Michael Donovan, Montana Norberg, Paul Dobson, Sam Vincent, Tom Kane and Trevor Devall
Directed by Martin Skov
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00:00R2-D2
00:12R2-D2 has been taken by a mysterious villain in a starship stolen from the rebel camp on Endor.
00:18Desperate to rescue his friend, C-3PO searches for R2-D2 with the aid of the ship's owner, Admiral Ackbar.
00:25Come on, you hunk of junk! Hang in there!
00:41Do hurry, Admiral. According to my tracking computer, the stolen ship was abandoned somewhere in this vicinity.
00:48It's not a ship. It's my baby. And I don't need some fancy computer to tell me that it's right here.
00:57Don't. Don't. I'm awesome at sensing traps. Everything else, not so much.
01:03Oh, the awful things that happened here on Coruscant. Battles, betrayals, the end of the Jedi Order.
01:09Thank the Maker it is over, and we can get on with our lives in peace.
01:19Battle droids!
01:21Hide me, Emperor Head!
01:23Take it easy, Chief. The battle droid's factory on Geonosis was destroyed years ago.
01:28These old junkers were reprogrammed to be useful.
01:34Perhaps they encountered R2. Pardon me, garbage droids. Can you help me?
01:39Roger, roger.
01:40Have you by any chance seen this chap?
01:42Negative, negative.
01:43You're not useful at all.
01:45Sorry, sorry.
01:47Sorry, sorry.
01:57I'll never find R2.
01:59My sweet ride is gone.
02:02And seeing those scary things only makes me miss him more.
02:06It was he who destroyed the battle droid factory.
02:09I'll never forget when I first saw Daisy Mae at the dealer.
02:13It all began when the Clone Wars had been raging for some time.
02:16I saved up for years, and then I studied air rushing.
02:21A ship is just a machine. A droid is a person.
02:25Okay, fine. You tell your story.
02:29The Separatist leader, General Grievous, had somehow acquired the Republic's top secret battle plans.
02:35This disc is all you need to crush the Jedi and win the war.
02:39Take it to the Separatist Council at once.
02:42Yes, my lord.
02:44Victory is ours.
02:47My ship, which was also my house.
02:51Oopsie. After him.
02:56Must steal new ship.
03:00It's days like this that I wish I had more than half my original lungs.
03:05Welcome aboard, Senator. The galley is well stocked for your flight to...
03:18Wait. You're not Senator Organa.
03:20What was your first clue?
03:22Your hideous appearance since you asked.
03:24I was being sarcastic.
03:26Great is your valor, Commander Skywalker.
03:30But still too impulsive, are you?
03:32Patience, you must learn.
03:34If to be a great Jedi, you one day will...
03:36If you'll excuse me.
03:44They seem to have gone out the window.
03:46Oh!
03:47Notice that, did you?
03:48Hm?
03:53I've got you where I want, you Grievous!
03:55Oh, I'm shaking in my boots!
04:03Well, fancy meeting you here.
04:05Um, if you two don't mind...
04:07Less yakking!
04:08More attacking!
04:14Ha!
04:15Permission to come aboard?
04:16Not granted!
04:33We've got to help Anakin!
04:35After them!
04:38Sorry, our bad!
04:46You!
04:47Take your wheel!
04:48Me?
04:49I'm...
04:50a terrible pilot!
04:51But I am a fast learner!
04:52Ha!
04:53Ha!
04:54Ha!
04:55Ha!
04:56Ha!
04:57Ha!
04:58Ha!
04:59Ha!
05:00Ha!
05:01Ha!
05:02Ha!
05:03Ha!
05:04Ha!
05:05Ha!
05:06Ha!
05:07Ha!
05:08Ha!
05:09Ha!
05:10Ha!
05:11Ha!
05:12Ha!
05:13Ha!
05:14Ha!
05:15Ha! Ha!
05:16Geting it and thinking it's funny are two different things!
05:20Uh-oh...
05:21Uh-oh...
05:22Uh-oh!
05:23Uh-oh!
05:24Like I said, I have a terrible pilot!
05:25Ha!
05:26Ha!
05:27Have a terrible pilot!
05:28Ha!
05:29Ha!
05:30Ha!
05:31Ha!
05:32Ha!
05:33Ha!
05:34Ha!
05:35Wooh!
05:36Ha!
05:37Haha!
05:38Szekomun would not wan to be ya!
05:39Whoooo!
05:42Ah!
05:43Ah!
05:44Ha!
05:45Thank you, Master.
05:47You're nearly a Jedi now.
05:49You can stop calling me Master.
05:51Sorry, Obi.
05:52Let's go back to Master.
05:54We'll never find Grievous.
05:56Those stolen battle plans are gone forever.
05:59Not all is lost, my friend.
06:00We still have a man on the job.
06:15Wonderful.
06:16From one horrid place to another.
06:18Come along.
06:19I have a job for you.
06:21I can only imagine what degrading task you want me to perform.
06:25Cocktail, weenies.
06:26Yes, thank you.
06:27This isn't so bad.
06:30Cheese puffs.
06:32Oh, spoke too soon.
06:45Pardon me, but haven't we met before?
06:49Probably caught him on a bad day.
06:53Good work, General.
06:54These plans will assure our ultimate victory.
06:58Yes, the winning by us is guaranteed.
07:00I just said that.
07:02I wanted to say it too.
07:06Anakin, your effort to stop Grievous was brave but also reckless.
07:11Diving out of a window?
07:12You could have been killed.
07:13Yes, but...
07:14No, no buts.
07:15Think before you act, you must.
07:17If wish to be a great Jedi, you do.
07:20Fellow enemies of the Republic.
07:22This is coming from R2-D2.
07:24He's on Geonosis.
07:25Today, we win this war.
07:29Get those plans back, you must.
07:30Go now.
07:31But you just said I have to think.
07:32No time to think.
07:33What I said, forget.
07:35Go.
07:35You're the boss.
07:36Oh, heck, what the...
07:45For me, why?
07:48To Geonosis!
07:51What I'm about to show you will change the course of history.
07:55Behold, the Republic's secret battle plans.
08:06Not them.
08:08I hate the Ewoks.
08:11General, what is the meaning of this?
08:13It means, Dooku.
08:15That's up the jig is.
08:16Party's over, boys.
08:18Oh, I don't think so.
08:20Super Sith team, attack!
08:39Mini burgers.
08:40Tater skins.
08:41The droid has the plans.
08:56Give them to me.
08:57Give him the plans, R2.
09:02Oh, dear.
09:08No!
09:11Why are you saying no?
09:13He's got the battle plans in him.
09:15Oh, right.
09:16Of course.
09:16No!
09:28He's setting off a chain reaction.
09:31Yes, he excels at that.
09:32The whole place is going to blow.
09:41R2-D2, you are a hero.
09:51Never do that again.
09:53I was so cross with him that day.
09:56I still am.
09:57I do hope to see him again.
09:59So I can give him another swat on the dome.
10:02Hmm.
10:03That is an odd sound for a sheet of paper to make.
10:05This is the ship R2 was taken in.
10:11Paisy May!
10:12What have they done to you, kiddo?
10:15Hmm?
10:17The spaceport, of course.
10:19The villain knew we'd follow him,
10:21so he ditched your ship for a shuttle ride elsewhere.
10:23But where, Admiral?
10:24Where?
10:25Leave me out of this.
10:27We're rebonding.
10:28Sorry, thanks.
10:33Have you seen, my friend?
10:35Mister, I'm only programmed to sell tickets.
10:39You've got to help me.
10:40He's a fellow droid, a hero of the rebellion.
10:43He has been captured by a mysterious stranger.
10:46Okay, okay.
10:47Don't get your gears in a twist.
10:49If your friend came through here,
10:50he'd be on the security video.
10:54There he is.
10:55Oh, no.
10:56That's a fire hydrant.
10:58Ah!
10:59The, the, the, the mailbox.
11:01Ahem.
11:01I'm so sorry for my apparent rudeness.
11:04I am in a dreadful state.
11:06Such a terrible thing to happen to a droid.
11:09And your friend's a hero.
11:11What an awful way to treat someone
11:12who helped defeat the Empire.
11:14Yes.
11:15And the irony is that it was the kidnapping
11:17that led to the rise of the Empire,
11:18the fall of the Jedi,
11:19and the revenge of the Sith in the first place.
11:21Would you like to tell us about it?
11:23I certainly would.
11:24A year had passed,
11:26and General Grievous and the Separatists
11:27were desperate to make a bold move
11:29that would end the war.
11:31They decided to kidnap Chancellor Palpatine.
11:35Thanks for coming by.
11:36You're just the witness,
11:37I mean, droid.
11:39I mean,
11:39I am honored to be in the service
11:41of such a noble,
11:43outstanding public servant.
11:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:45Hang on a sec.
11:46Now,
11:47just be a moment.
11:53Ha!
11:54Total surprise kidnapping!
11:56General Grievous!
11:57General Grievous!
11:59Take your hands off me at once!
12:03Oh, sorry.
12:04No, you fool!
12:05Kidnap me!
12:06Oh, ah, yes.
12:08Sorry, boss.
12:09They can't stop calling me boss!
12:16Poor, innocent Chancellor Palpatine.
12:19You seem troubled.
12:21Is something wrong?
12:22No, Padme.
12:23Just the usual rage at Obi-Wan and Yoda
12:25for not seeing my awesomeness.
12:27But I have a good feeling about us.
12:29The future is bright for me,
12:31you,
12:32and our child-to-be.
12:38Thanks, R2.
12:39Have you thought of a name
12:40for the baby yet?
12:42Help!
12:42I'm being kidnapped!
12:44Well, the girl name is easy.
12:46Leia.
12:47Help!
12:48Over here!
12:49For a boy,
12:50I've narrowed it down to
12:51Kidnapping in progress!
12:53Kidster.
12:53Bad guy's got me!
12:54Embo, Wicked.
12:55I need a little help
12:56from the Jedi!
12:57Jubnuck,
12:58IG-88,
12:59or Luke.
13:03The Chancellor's been kidnapped!
13:05I have to save him, Padme.
13:07Finally!
13:24Obi-Wan,
13:25Grievous and Dooku
13:26are holding the Chancellor
13:27on the command ship.
13:28I know,
13:28but why can't we just
13:29take a straight line
13:30to get there?
13:31Because this way
13:32is much cooler.
13:40Drat!
13:40Buzz droids!
13:42Don't worry,
13:43R2's on it.
13:44Master, what a brilliant plan of yours
13:50to lure the Jedi
13:51to your rescue
13:52so you can reveal yourself
13:54as the Sith Lord
13:54and have us destroy them!
13:56Uh, yeah, sure,
13:58that's my plan.
14:00Unhand the Chancellor,
14:01Dooku!
14:02Jedi!
14:03Fire!
14:04Time to give up,
14:05Dooku!
14:06Ha!
14:06You just walked into a trap!
14:08We have a secret weapon
14:09you never suspected!
14:11The power
14:12of the Sith!
14:13Get those bad guys,
14:15my Jedi heroes!
14:16That wasn't the plan!
14:18Yes, it was.
14:18I just didn't tell you.
14:19Sorry!
14:19I'll get you!
14:35Yes, Anakin, yes!
14:38Give in to your hates!
14:40Isn't that a bad thing
14:41for a Jedi?
14:42Oh, right!
14:43Why would I tell you
14:44to do that?
14:45Silly me!
14:46But seriously, get him.
14:49You haven't seen
14:52the last of me!
14:54Roar!
14:55You have seen
14:56the last of me!
14:58Great work, Anakin.
15:00Now let's hope
15:01we survive the crash
15:02you just caused.
15:03Ah!
15:15Grievous is out there.
15:16I'll hunt him.
15:17No, Anakin.
15:18I'll go.
15:19You're not ready.
15:20You're just jealous of me.
15:21I won't accept this
15:22until I hear it
15:23from Yoda himself.
15:24Agree with Obi-Wan.
15:26I do.
15:33Oh, man.
15:34I'm getting respect
15:34where I am.
15:35Anakin,
15:36you're right
15:37to be angry at Yoda.
15:38He doesn't see
15:39the greatness
15:40in you that I do.
15:42Really?
15:43You think I'm great?
15:44Mm-hmm, yes.
15:45And I say this
15:46from my heart
15:47with no ulterior motives.
15:49I'm the only friend.
15:52Oh, gotta go!
15:53Trust me completely!
15:55I think the Chancellor
15:56is the Sith Lord.
15:58Hmm.
15:59Highly unlikely.
16:00But I'll check it out.
16:01I'd love to help you
16:04find this
16:05General Grievous,
16:06but he's not here.
16:08No, sir.
16:09No big, scary robot man
16:11lurking behind
16:12that column.
16:13Is there something
16:14wrong with your neck?
16:15Is there something
16:17wrong with your brain?
16:18He's trying to tell you
16:20I'm right here.
16:24It's one
16:25against four, Jedi.
16:31Ow!
16:32No problem.
16:33I'm just as good
16:34with three.
16:38You are not nice.
16:40You're under arrest,
16:41Chancellor.
16:42Or should I say,
16:44Darth Sidious.
16:46Well,
16:46duh.
16:49Whoa.
16:50Get ready to say
16:51whoa again.
16:52Stand back a little,
16:53hmm?
16:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:57Ha ha ha ha!
16:58Oh!
16:58Ha ha ha ha!
16:59Ha ha ha ha!
17:00Oh!
17:00Oh!
17:00Oh!
17:03What's going on?
17:05Anakin,
17:05this mean Jedi
17:06is attacking
17:07poor old me.
17:09Ah!
17:10Eat lightning,
17:11Windu!
17:11Help me,
17:12Anakin!
17:13Crackle,
17:13crackle!
17:14So feeble!
17:18I don't know
17:19what to do!
17:19You don't!
17:21Stop hurting my friend!
17:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
17:24Whoa!
17:26Oh no!
17:27What have I done?
17:28Kind of late
17:29to say that now!
17:30Oh!
17:31Congratulations,
17:33my friend.
17:34You are no longer
17:35Anakin Skywalker,
17:37second string Jedi.
17:39You are Darth Vader,
17:42the most powerful
17:43being in the galaxy.
17:45except for me.
17:47You have to obey
17:47my every command.
17:48I made a very
17:50bad decision.
17:51What was that?
17:51Darth Vader?
17:53Darth Vader
17:54shall do thy bidding,
17:56my master.
17:57The Jedi
18:01will be
18:02no more.
18:03Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
18:09Ha!
18:10You're doomed now,
18:11Kenobi!
18:12Our beam's real fast,
18:14right?
18:14Uh,
18:15sure.
18:16Whoa!
18:17Not smart!
18:20Cody!
18:21Clone Troopers!
18:22We won!
18:22Oh,
18:28I wonder
18:29where they're going.
18:31The, uh,
18:32less said about
18:33what happened next
18:33the better,
18:34but it was
18:35a terrible day
18:36that saw the end
18:37of the Jedi,
18:37the birth of the Empire,
18:39and a fatal battle
18:40between a master
18:41and his former apprentice.
18:43Anakin!
18:44I loved you
18:45as a brother,
18:46but you turned
18:46to the dark side
18:47and destroyed
18:48the Republic!
18:49I say the Jedi
18:50were destroying
18:51the Republic,
18:51and the Emperor
18:52and I saved it!
18:53You didn't save it!
18:55That's a lie!
18:56Nuh-uh!
18:56Ya-ha!
18:57Nuh-uh!
18:58Ya-ha!
18:58Ya-ha!
18:58Ya-ha!
18:59Ya-ha!
18:59Ya-ha!
18:59Ya-ha!
18:59Ya-ha!
19:00Ya-ha!
19:00Ya-ha!
19:00Ya-ha!
19:00What I said
19:01was true,
19:02from a certain point
19:03of view.
19:03That's the dumbest
19:04thing I've ever heard!
19:06Well,
19:06as long as it's
19:07a fight to the end,
19:08let's make it interesting!
19:10Agreed.
19:12Hey,
19:13it's Master Yoda!
19:14Hi!
19:16What did we ever do?
19:18Ended your reign is,
19:19Chancellor.
19:20Or should I call you
19:22Emperor?
19:23Or should I call you
19:24Darth Su-
19:25Yes, yes,
19:28we all know that now!
19:30No!
19:35Ah!
19:36Ah!
19:37Ha!
19:42No!
19:44Ah!
19:45Ah!
19:47Ah!
19:48Steve!
19:49Ah!
19:50Ah!
19:51Ah!
19:52Not a dancer!
19:54Ah!
19:55Anakin's transformation into Darth Vader was complete.
20:16Things never looked worse for us, but with the birth of Luke and Leia, we did have a new hope.
20:22If only I had hope that I'd find R2. Wait! It's R2! I'd know his dome anywhere!
20:30But where did that fiend take him? Run those images back! Please, magnify it!
20:36I can't magnify.
20:38I said magnify!
20:42Mos Eisley, that wretched stinkhole! I have to save him!
20:46You're in luck!
20:48Terminal shuttle to Mos Eisley, Mos Aspa, and all boasts in between is now boarding from Platform 3.
20:57Thank you for the ride, Admiral. But, um, I must follow R2.
21:02Of course! I'm just happy to have my ship back!
21:07Come back here with Daisy May!
21:10Negative, negative.
21:11I can't quite believe I'm staying this way.
21:19Take me to Tatooine as fast as you can!
21:24Find out what happens in the next thrilling chapter of Droid Tales, Mission to Mos Eisley!
21:31And I'm подпис, understand that I'm staying this way.
21:34的 bad, though I'm alive!
21:35I may be flying!
21:37I may want to see you a gathering.
21:39Uh, let us see.
21:41Be bad, Chris·
21:49Awpo!
21:52And!
21:55God Angel Ostr!
21:57Bye!
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