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Written by Claudia Silver
Voices: Dallas Jokic, Robert Naylor, Danny Brochu, Lyle O'Donohoe, Bruce Dinsmore, Eleanor Noble, Jessica Kardos, Holly Frankel, Arthur Holden, Ellen David, Bronwen Mantel, Heidi Foss, Carolyn Scott and Dwayne Hill
Directed by Greg Bailey

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00:00Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet has an original point of view.
00:12And I say, hey, hey, what a wonderful kind of day, if you could learn to work and play, and get along with each other.
00:22You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat, listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street.
00:28Open up your eyes, open up your ears, get together and make things better, by working together.
00:34It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart, believe in yourself, for that's the place to start.
00:44Start and I say, hey, hey, what a wonderful kind of day, if you could learn to work and play, and get along with each other.
00:54Hey, what a wonderful kind of day, hey, what a wonderful kind of day, hey!
01:00Hey, T.W.
01:03Hey!
01:08S.W.E.A.T.
01:12Are we learning about sweat today? Because if we are, I came prepared.
01:19No, Buster, S.W.E.A.T. is an acronym for the Stoddard-Wilkins Elementary Aptitude Test, a standardized test you'll all be taking.
01:29What's it all, I'm degraded?
01:31Calm down, it's nothing to worry about, but the format may be unfamiliar, so I have some practice tests to help you prepare at home.
01:38If Sarah has seven apples, and she gives Sadie five of them...
01:44Why is Sarah giving apples away?
01:46It doesn't say.
01:48Then Sarah gets another apple from Sam.
01:50Now she's taking apples from Sam?
01:52I don't trust this, Sarah. She's up to something.
01:55It's just a math problem.
01:57That's probably what Sarah told Sadie.
01:59I bet those apples are rotten.
02:01I just took one of the multiple choice vocabulary tests.
02:05It wasn't so bad.
02:06Um, did you read the instructions?
02:10Yeah, I glanced at them. Why?
02:13Because it says you're supposed to use a number two pencil, and not to make any extra marks on the test. See?
02:20I don't have any number two pencils.
02:22Take one of mine.
02:24Ugh, it's so ordinary.
02:27I prefer the dusky soulfulness of a 4B.
02:30What happens if I use one of those?
02:32Then ye have to take it again. And that's if you're lucky.
02:37They might just fail ye.
02:39Aye, I've seen brave third graders cry like preschoolers when faced with the S-W-E-A-T.
02:47A fear comes o'er them that swallows them whole.
02:51Why are you talking like that?
02:53Don't ye know it's international talk like a pirate day?
02:56Arrgh! Practice all ye like.
03:00But when the real test is before ye, then ye'll feel the jaws of fear tightening all around ye.
03:06Ha ha ha ha!
03:08Okay, students. You may open your test booklets now.
03:15Dad, could you do that later? I'm trying to take a test!
03:33Now you may open your...
03:35D-W, you have to turn that off.
03:42I'm trying to study.
03:43But it's my TV time.
03:45Mom, Arthur's not respecting my rights!
03:49Fine.
03:49I'm happy for a snappy.
03:51This all won't leave your head.
03:53Five, five, five is sweet.
03:55It's when I get...
03:56Mom, D-W's making too much noise and I'm trying to...
04:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:06Okay, you may now...
04:11Well, this is it.
04:25S-W-E-A-T day.
04:27Sorry, Dots. You can't come with me.
04:38Why not? Because you're not a number two pencil.
04:42Now, where did I put that one Arthur gave me?
04:52I can't find it!
04:57Arthur, I lost the number two pencil you gave me. Do you have another one?
05:03No, but I just passed a few back there. Watch out for the erasers.
05:22Okay, Sarah gives Sadie five apples.
05:25Thank you, Sarah. I don't know why you're giving me these apples, but I don't care, because I'm a pig.
05:32Then Sam flies in with another apple.
05:35Activating apple defense system. Take that, you rotten fruit monger.
05:40Would you stop playing with those silly dolls?
05:43Sam isn't a doll. He's an action figure.
05:47Aw, you've heard his feelings.
05:49Oh, great. You guys are here.
05:52Take these. I'm giving everyone I know number two pencils.
05:55That way you can give me one if I forget to bring mine.
05:58Hey guys, what's going on?
06:00Pencils. Take pencils.
06:02Why won't you all just be quiet? It's like you want me to fail.
06:08Fail what?
06:09The SWEAT test, of course. Aren't you nervous about it?
06:13Why should I be? It's just reviewing stuff we already know.
06:16But what if we forget what we already know?
06:19Yeah. Binky said the fear could swallow us whole.
06:23You're getting yourselves worked up over nothing. Just relax.
06:27Easy for you to say.
06:28Yeah, you never get anxious about tests.
06:31That's not true. There's one test that makes me very anxious.
06:36A blood test. Get it?
06:40Brain, this isn't a laughing matter. Here, don't you dare forget it.
06:45Orange Buster?
06:50Is this a word problem? The answer is D, all of the above.
06:54George, would you knock it off?
06:56You're eating those mashed potatoes so noisily.
06:59Can't you see I'm trying to study?
07:04Nigel, I think this SWEAT test has given some of your students a nasty case of the jitters.
07:12Might I suggest something?
07:15Who here gets butterflies in the belly right before a big game?
07:21For me, it's when I play the keyboard in front of an audience.
07:25Anybody else get the willies before performing?
07:28Aye, once me palms were so sweaty, I dropped me clarinet on me big toe.
07:33And I've got the scar to prove it.
07:36Binky, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is over.
07:40Okay.
07:41The point is we all feel stressed sometimes. Here's one way I like to deal with it.
07:47Everyone lie on your backs.
07:52You too, Alan.
07:54All right. But I think this is all rather unnecessary.
07:57Follow your breath. In and out. Be aware of your toes. Are they tense at all? Wiggle them a little. Now move up to your ankles and your calves. Feel all that tension in your head just melt away.
08:16You can open your eyes now.
08:19Wow. I feel great.
08:22Me too.
08:23Wait, I still have some tension in my ear.
08:26Ah, now it's gone.
08:28Now whenever those heebie-jeebies start playing paddywhack with your nerves, you just...
08:40Huh? What'd I miss?
08:43Just the whole relaxation class.
08:45Oh. Well, I napped instead. Same thing, right?
08:48Seventeen.
08:51Eighteen.
08:53Nineteen.
08:55Twenty.
08:57Still got a half an hour before school.
09:00Just enough time for another practice test.
09:07Huh. Well, that was a cinch.
09:10And now I'll just check the answers in the back.
09:13One is A, check.
09:15Two is C, check.
09:16Three is also C.
09:20Wait.
09:21That can't be right.
09:23Okay, one wrong.
09:25That's not so bad.
09:27Four is D?
09:29And five is B?
09:32How is that possible?
09:34I skipped a question.
09:38Oh, I want you a race.
09:40B always puts up a fight.
09:42Give it some muscle.
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:45Right there.
09:46That's where it itches.
09:51It worked, Stoddard.
09:53He fell right into our trap.
09:55By Jove, we've failed another one.
09:57High five, Wills.
09:58Rain, are you okay?
09:59Me?
10:00Sure I'm okay.
10:01Why wouldn't I be okay?
10:02Just because I skipped a practice test question doesn't mean I'll skip one now, right?
10:15Oh, no.
10:16Where's my pencil?
10:17I don't have a pencil.
10:19Here.
10:20Mr. Ratburn, can we just wait a minute or two?
10:29Brain, look at me.
10:31Take a deep breath.
10:33Feel your toes.
10:37Say, relax, little toes.
10:40Okay.
10:42Relaxing phalanges.
10:44Feel all that stress leaving your body.
10:48Now the stress is walking out of the classroom and out of the school.
10:52Maybe it'll stop by the sugar bowl.
10:55Ahem.
10:57Okay.
10:58You can open your eyes now.
11:00Better?
11:02Thanks, guys.
11:03I couldn't have asked for better relaxation tutors.
11:06Okay, students.
11:07You may start your test now.
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11:38What a wonderful kind of day
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4 months ago
Stoddard-Wilkins Elementary Aptitude Test

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