00:00They came to say goodbye to an old acquaintance.
00:10How disgusting.
00:12Beat us last wish, like baseball players do on television.
00:17Oh, you mean like this.
00:20But then one of them...
00:23I want a thousand dollars.
00:25It's my money.
00:26...meeted a friend.
00:27Stop acting like a wimp, headless wimp.
00:32You think that I want to spend the rest of my life cleaning up after you people until I'm old and wrinkled like you?
00:38I deserve better.
00:40We'd like to know what happened.
00:42He just collapsed.
00:43This is a classic scam.
00:44He's invested all of their funds into Woody's company.
00:47If Woody dies...
00:48Scumface gets all the money.
00:50And that's when these new old friends decided it was time to kick some butt.
00:55Will catch him with his pants down.
00:57All you gotta do is go in there and gather intelligence.
01:01Present diagnosis?
01:03Brain tumor.
01:04Inoperable.
01:05Do you have a will?
01:06Oh, my God.
01:08Is this one gonna die, too?
01:10It's time for Rose to die.
01:12Whoa!
01:13She's gone.
01:18Oh, thank God.
01:19I didn't mean that.
01:20It was so painless.
01:22Academy Award winner, Cloris Leachman.
01:25I'm brilliant.
01:26I'm a genius.
01:27Academy Award winner, Olympia Dukakis.
01:32Corey Haim.
01:34Yes, yes.
01:35She's very happy.
01:36Very happy woman.
01:37Jan Rubisch.
01:39This detective work has got all of my juices going.
01:43Jean Lapointe.
01:45When there's a will, there's a way.
01:48And Matt Craven.
01:49This is ridiculous!
01:51In a story that proves you're as young as you feel.
01:55Shakespeare.
01:56The writer.
01:58You knew him.
02:00Never too late.
02:02Wow!
02:03Like, how old are you?
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