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00:00All right, Todd standing here with slammy award-winning Hunter Hurst, Helmsley, and Hunter,
00:05you know, we're still a little unsure of your relationship with Chyna. I mean, is she a personal
00:11assistant? Is she an employee? Is she your boss? What is the deal? Doc Hendricks, this is Wrestlemania
00:1713. We're in Chicago, Illinois. It's a granddaddy of them all. And as far as Chyna goes, you don't
00:23need to know anything about it. All right, be that as it may, what about right now? Gold dust.
00:29We've seen Chyna get involved, attack Marlena. Can you take gold dust one-on-one straight up?
00:35I can take gold dust any way I want. Today, I'm going to take him straight up one-on-one. But the
00:41big loser is going to be Marlena because you had the chance and you turned it down. So your special
00:48talent had better be running with Chyna at ringside tonight, Marlena. All right, back to you,
00:54Vince, Jerry, and good old JR. Here we go. Well, this is going to be a most interesting
00:59match, ladies and gentlemen. Hunter Hearst-Timsley obviously was making passes, if you would,
01:06at Marlena. Much to the chagrin, much to the embarrassment, and then furthering that jealousy
01:13of Goldust. He wasn't making passes, McMahon. He was just making himself available. And
01:19she's burning. I see. I see. She's burning. All right.
01:22And of course, King, you were the first person to find out who Goldust was not.
01:30Interesting, in this matchup, just exactly what's going to happen here. Hunter Hearst-Timsley put this
01:40monstrous Amazonian he calls Chyna. Boy, she's a big one, I'll tell you that.
01:45We've talked about her size. She's gotta be around six feet tall.
01:48I would say conservatively that she's, goes around 200 pounds, and she's ripped.
01:53I mean, she is monstrous. I don't think we've ever seen anyone quite like Chyna.
01:59And comparing her size-wise, at least, to Marlena, I mean, it's mutton-jim.
02:04I think I figured out what happened there.
02:06What's that? Well, with Chyna.
02:09Well, all of these people, of course, the people seem to love her.
02:13Look at all the camera flashes going on.
02:15But I think that when she was born, she might have been such an ugly baby that
02:18she was pressed dead by her father.
02:19King, you're too much.
02:23All right.
02:23The most bizarre athlete in all the World Wrestling Federation.
02:30We're beginning to know more and more about him.
02:34The only thing you've ever seen is Marlena, from Hollywood, California.
02:37Three, two, one.
02:38The Grammy Award winning Best Couple, of 1996.
02:41Goldback.
02:44Goldust and Marlena.
02:46And the tension builds, ladies and gentlemen,
03:14in this matchup, Goldust and Marlena,
03:16as J.R. said, winning best couple here in the World Wrestling Federation,
03:21and each one caring about the other, and they should,
03:25in this particular matchup.
03:27And I'm wondering whether or not Goldust has had the time on his opponent,
03:31Mr. Hemp, but it also is mine on the safety and welfare of Marlena.
03:37Well, I had the opportunity to talk to Goldust earlier today,
03:40and he's very, very concerned about Marlena's welfare,
03:43her physical well-being at ringside.
03:45Goldust knows that Helmsley is a magnificent athlete.
03:49Both men have been intercontinental champions.
03:51You've gotta be a great athlete to wear that belt.
03:53But Marlena is not an athlete.
03:55She's a director.
03:56She's about five feet tall, and this can get very, very ugly before it's all said and done.
04:01And you can bet that Goldust will do anything, and I mean anything, to protect Marlena.
04:07Yeah, you talk about him being worried about Marlena, he better worry about Hunter
04:10Hearst Helmsley, or he'll get his gold butt kick right here.
04:13WrestleMania, ladies and gentlemen.
04:15What's he doing now?
04:16A once of a lifetime opportunity certainly coming once a year.
04:20Tell me what he's doing, McMahon.
04:22Well, that's for Mr. Helmsley to figure out.
04:24He's thinking, strategizing.
04:25He's sitting on the throne to me.
04:26Uh-oh, look out.
04:27Whoa!
04:28He was setting up Helmsley, that's what he was doing.
04:31And look at this, this may not be a wrestling match as much as it might be a brawl, JR.
04:36This is a very personal rivalry, you're right, very personal, probably the reverse of a move.
04:43This time, the time, uppercut by the golden-haired one.
04:48Goldust laying the net on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
04:51And Mr. Helmsley, uh-oh, look at this.
04:55Mr. Helmsley winning a Slammy in his own right.
04:58Right.
04:59For Best Hair Day, and that hair is snapping back and forth, flying all over the place,
05:03thanks to Goldust at the moment.
05:05And Goldust just did something pretty nasty to Chyna.
05:12I think Goldust is jealous of that beautiful hair of Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
05:15Goldust has to wear, what an Inverted Atomic Crop.
05:18No!
05:19Goldust has to wear, much like you, McMahon, a wig,
05:27just to have hair that looks even close to Hunter's.
05:29Well, there's a difference between a wig and a two, never mind.
05:33In the event, Goldust, who has been the aggressor all the way through this matchup thus far.
05:39Goldust now wide open.
05:41Hunter Hearst Helmsley, and he feels the brunt of Goldust.
05:45Here comes Goldust from the far side.
05:47Look at this.
05:47What's he doing?
05:48What a right hand.
05:50Oh, no.
05:51Goldust, they caught in the rough.
05:52Helms is all tied up and nowhere to go.
05:55Come on, Chyna, get around here and help your man.
05:56Goldust can really take advantage of this situation.
05:59And here we go, straight right hand.
06:01Look at your face.
06:01Right in his, right in that big, I mean, right in his, no.
06:04That big Kroposkis.
06:05Wait a minute.
06:06You can't mess up thing if you aim anywhere near his face.
06:09And Goldust is right on the money.
06:11It's the Randy size.
06:13Hey, he's sensitive to that.
06:14Just because he makes Pinocchio look like a cat, don't make fun of it.
06:18And Goldust, again.
06:20No.
06:21Hunter Hearst Helmsley is really being pummeled here in this matchup.
06:29And you suspect that someone would be.
06:31And this, oh, no.
06:34And Goldust left, look at that, and he close lines him back into the ring.
06:38Goldust has Helmsley on Dream Street.
06:42The Golden One in control of Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
06:45But look at Chyna, she's just standing there like a statue.
06:49Well, that's what Chyna does.
06:51Let's hope she remains that way.
06:55But just her presence is intimidating.
06:57She looks like a statue chiseled out of stone there, look at that.
07:00Off the rock, Helmsley now.
07:01Whoa, beautiful.
07:04Very clever maneuver on a part of Hunter Hearst Helmsley unable to follow up on that.
07:08However, and again, that look on the face of Chyna.
07:11She's got bigger arms than you, King.
07:13Bigger arms than the other side, and what a power slam.
07:19Look at the torque on that power slam from Goldust.
07:22And one thing very clear here, Goldust, ladies and gentlemen,
07:25has come to WrestleMania to settle this score.
07:28Absolutely.
07:296'6", 260, a lot of leverage in that power slam.
07:34Going upstairs now, Helmsley beats him.
07:36Yes.
07:36Back up on his feet.
07:37Helmsley with the right hand, Helmsley himself climbs the ropes.
07:39Helmsley now with Goldust.
07:41Let's see what he's gonna do with him.
07:43Tries to get him off.
07:44Can't quite.
07:45Goldust put on the brakes.
07:46He was hanging onto the ropes.
07:48Look at that cheater, Goldust.
07:50By Goldust and Helmsley.
07:51Blocked there, button maneuver.
07:53Goldust is, no!
07:55Whoa!
07:57Forget about it, this one's history.
07:59Man, that's devastating.
08:01Goldust's face bounced right off the ring apron.
08:03Speaking of faces.
08:04And Goldust, in a world of hurt, but nonetheless,
08:10the official over is to see whether or not she stopped this match.
08:14Goldust, when he came down from way up high, he came right down on that apron,
08:18and it snapped his hip right back.
08:21Nonetheless, Helmsley, the opportunist that he is,
08:24went out there to capitalize on the unfortunate occurrence with Goldust.
08:28And this one could very well be in the record books as well,
08:32if Helmsley can capitalize on the weakened condition of Goldust.
08:36Look at this!
08:37And he does.
08:37Beautiful.
08:39Go back and listen to this now, and watch.
08:41Watch his face.
08:41Wow.
08:42Almost a count of three.
08:47And Goldust having a presence of mind to be able to lift that left shoulder.
08:51But the ending could be near here in this match.
08:57Yeah, get ready to roll the credits for Goldust.
09:00And Helmsley- Look at this!
09:03Look what he's doing.
09:03Ow!
09:05Disroving Goldust.
09:06Hunter Hearst Helmsley pouring it on Goldust.
09:11And nothing's gonna stop him.
09:13And you know what, Howard?
09:14I think Mr. Helmsley would even risk this qualification as long as he can get even with Goldust.
09:18Right!
09:19Come on, ref, get in there!
09:20Stomp the life out of him!
09:21Very clear that Helmsley has come here with one thing on his mind, and that is to hurt Goldust.
09:26Maybe victory is not the prime focus, I think it's injury.
09:33Man, look at her.
09:34An appreciative look, I guess you would call it that.
09:37Goldust loves movies so much, I think they filmed that movie Gorillaz in the Mist in China's Shower.
09:43Goldust set up to the buckle.
09:48And Hunter, with all of his might, threw Goldust into the corner.
09:53Finish him off, Hunter!
09:54Every time of the pedigree, that's Helmsley's favorite maneuver.
09:58Hunter Hearst Helmsley, the well conditioned athlete that he is.
10:01Wow!
10:02Who earlier on was on the receiving end of the punishment, now dishing it out.
10:06And Hunter now- Yes, beautiful.
10:10And the cover, he points over Marlena and a kick out by Goldust.
10:15Not yet.
10:16Very arrogant cover from the conceited rich man from Greenwich, Connecticut.
10:21Hunter Hearst Helmsley in control, and Marlena is beginning to pace.
10:26They're just jealous about his money, JR.
10:29He told me- Abdominal stretch.
10:31Hunter told me that money is the root of all wealth.
10:35Jesus.
10:36King.
10:37That's prophetic.
10:38You're rolling.
10:39He told me-
10:40Marlena- I think I hear him giving up!
10:44Marlena- Marlena watching Goldust in anguish.
10:47Some anguish.
10:51Looks like a Cuban.
10:56Seagull.
10:57Seagull.
10:58Seagull.
10:59Goldust continuing to have difficulty with Hunter Hearst Helmsley as anyone in the World Wrestling Federation would.
11:04Remember Wilbur Snyder?
11:06Years ago?
11:07Does Chyna resemble-
11:09No, but that abdominal stretch was created by Wilbur Snyder, but she does.
11:12With a flat top, she would probably look like Wilbur.
11:14Look at that.
11:15Reaching for the rope.
11:16Referee sees it.
11:17Come on, break it up now.
11:18You guys better watch what you say about Chyna, cause I'll tell her.
11:21Oh!
11:22Good officiating there by Mike Keota.
11:26And this match obviously taking its toll on both men, and look at Chyna.
11:31Had her eyes just a moment ago on Marlena.
11:33Oh!
11:34My knee right in the kisser.
11:35She does look like a Wilbur.
11:37Wilbur.
11:38Or a Mr. Ed.
11:40Oh, keep it up.
11:41Uncover, Kevin!
11:43Two!
11:44And I'm gonna lower my tie to half-mast for that last joke of yours there, JR.
11:48Well, I don't have that Henny Youngman joke book handy.
11:51Right.
11:52Like some folks.
11:53And look who's not laughing, Goldust.
11:55No, he is not.
11:57Nor is Marlena.
11:59And the gold becoming to come, well, coming off the face.
12:02He said it!
12:03He told the referee he gives up!
12:04I don't think so.
12:06Again, Marlena, so concerned.
12:09Cover two, and again, another near fall.
12:12Hunter Hearst Helmsley, this time with all his weight.
12:16No.
12:17Goldust still able to kick out it.
12:19Helmsley, you might think, is getting a little frustrated now.
12:23He can't put Goldust away.
12:25Great thing about seeing all these great young athletes.
12:30Man.
12:31One of the great characteristics is that they're so resilient.
12:34Uh-oh.
12:35And so resourceful.
12:37That was below the belt.
12:38That was resourceful, all right.
12:40Vicious blow by Goldust.
12:46Don't let him up.
12:47Whatever you do, Hunter, don't let him up.
12:49And Goldust trying to pick up some momentum here.
12:53And not too likely to do it as he continues.
12:55Hunter Hearst Helmsley, former Intercontinental Champion.
12:58For that matter, still is Goldust.
13:00And Hunter now, apparently, sensing that he has things pretty much well in hand.
13:04Showboating a bit.
13:06Drops the knee across the forehead.
13:08Oh, yes!
13:09Hunter Hearst Helmsley, likely to be the victor right about now.
13:13Goldust likes to think of himself as that big lion that comes on the screen in all those MGM movies.
13:19I want to see this lion cough up his final fur ball right here tonight.
13:23Finish him, Hunter!
13:24And Goldust perhaps could draw some energy here from the support of some 18,000 fans in the Rosemont Horizon in suburban Chicago, the site of WrestleMania 13.
13:38Here we go!
13:39Look out!
13:40Goldust!
13:41Wailing him away!
13:42Look out!
13:43Goldust is wearing out!
13:44Hunter Hearst Helmsley!
13:46Goldust sets up Helmsley!
13:48Off the rope and the back one!
13:49No!
13:50Look out!
13:51The DDT seems very effective tonight.
13:54A number of individuals have used it in Hunter.
13:57With all that, maybe he got some of the Goldust in his eyes.
14:00Yeah, that's not fair.
14:02Goldust and Helmsley in a seesaw matchup thus far here tonight.
14:10Goldust!
14:11Goldust!
14:12Here we go!
14:13Backspot!
14:14Get out!
14:15Get out!
14:16Get out!
14:17Helmsley able to escape.
14:18Goldust!
14:19Small package title to it as him hooking in it!
14:21Woo!
14:22Kick out by Helmsley!
14:23Helmsley in a cut spot!
14:24Boy, give credit to Hunter Hearst Helmsley, as far as resilience is concerned.
14:31Couple of close near falls created by Goldust, but Helmsley showing, again, that word resilience.
14:38Don't rip that suit off of him, Hunter.
14:40A suit Goldust could wear would be his birthday suit.
14:43Oh!
14:44And that went toot!
14:45Got him!
14:46Oh, that one told the tale there.
14:47Goldust is running out of gas.
14:49He had Helmsley up, and unfortunately his knee buckled out from under him.
14:54Helmsley.
14:55Missing with his attempt at a right.
14:56Yeah!
14:57Right body press!
14:58One, two is high!
14:59Go!
15:00Not too high for a cover.
15:03Here we go.
15:04Goldust now set up again.
15:05Off the rope.
15:06Over Helmsley.
15:07Helmsley back up.
15:08And down goes Goldust as well.
15:11But the collision there, and both these athletes have until a count of ten.
15:16Well, Helmsley's not wasting any time.
15:19Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
15:21Making his move, then again.
15:22Got Hunter.
15:23Goldust.
15:24And the patient Marlena looking on.
15:27Helmsley, to the outside.
15:32I don't think Shana's move since she got here.
15:35I don't think she's even blinked.
15:37Helmsley going upstairs, and Goldust this time.
15:39No!
15:40Goldust clobbering with his keister there.
15:45I don't even know if Goldust knew where Hunter Hearst Helmsley was.
15:49What'd you call that?
15:50A keister clobber.
15:51Well, call it what you will.
15:53It was effective nonetheless.
15:55Thought he hit him with his luller.
15:57I beg your pardon?
15:59Let's take another look at it.
16:01You call it, King.
16:02Well, Hunter's fixed up.
16:04That was a keister clobber.
16:07It was.
16:08Goldust had friends of mind to know exactly where Helmsley was.
16:11And again, Chyna.
16:13My goodness.
16:15He's scary.
16:16Kids are gonna have dreams and nightmares about that woman.
16:19King will have dreams, kids will have nightmares.
16:21The most mesomorphic woman ever.
16:24I think she's short or cute.
16:27And look out, he comes down!
16:29My!
16:30Did you see his head snap there?
16:33Absolutely, and those upper ribs really took a shot there.
16:37But yet Goldust can't make a move on Helmsley.
16:40Fatigue setting in on both these men.
16:42They both dished out a great deal of punishment.
16:44A very evenly fought contest thus far.
16:47Who's gonna make the fatal mistake that's gonna cost him the match?
16:51That's the big question now.
16:52Succession of right hands.
16:53Boom!
16:54Ow!
16:55It's that smack of the flesh.
16:56Goldust right on target.
16:58Helmsley now.
16:59Coming off the rope and Goldust back.
17:01Body drop.
17:02Goldust seems to have a second win.
17:07Goldust, but Helmsley did a buckle.
17:09Helmsley now.
17:10Set it for the right and the far side.
17:12No!
17:13On his feet still.
17:14Goldust off the left.
17:15Yes!
17:16Yes!
17:17Oh, no!
17:18What a bulldog headlock by Goldust.
17:22A cover!
17:23A cannon!
17:24Almost a count of three.
17:25Wow.
17:26Come on, let's give Hunter some credit.
17:31He's pretty resilient himself.
17:32Absolutely.
17:33I think we said that earlier on.
17:35No, no, no, no, no.
17:36Hey, she's moving!
17:37She's moving!
17:38She's moving!
17:39Yeah, but she's moving right toward Marlena.
17:40Woo!
17:41Yahoo!
17:42China on the move.
17:43Goldust, Kurt Cole.
17:45There we go, Kurt Cole coming out.
17:47Wait a minute.
17:48Yeah, Marlena watching jump on her now.
17:50Kurt Cole.
17:51And Helmsley from the other side.
17:54And Goldust booted in by Helmsley.
17:58Pretty great coming out.
18:00This is gonna be great.
18:01No!
18:02No!
18:03Goldust, here we go.
18:10Wait a minute, Goldust just sees this in pit.
18:13Come on, come on.
18:14Well, that's one way to get her out of Helmsley.
18:17From behind, look out!
18:20Look at that!
18:22What a bear ball!
18:23Look at that!
18:26Look at that!
18:27Look at that tree!
18:28Look at that tree!
18:29The Pedigree of Cloud and Pedigree in China!
18:34It's just shaking Marlena, but she's a bad time!
18:37I can't believe that Marlena was stupid enough to jump and attack Chyna again!
18:42Hunter has Helmsley with the assistance of Chyna.
18:50Marlena's hurt.
18:53Marlena is hurt.
18:54Goldust is out for the Pedigree and Helmsley and Chyna have devastated this pair!
19:01It looks at Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
19:04Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
19:09Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
19:11Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
19:14Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
19:19Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
19:23We'll go back and take a look at the pedigree, ladies and gentlemen.
19:28And it concerned Goldust the last time Chyna had her hits on Marlena.
19:34Marlena suffered bruised ribs.
19:38That ain't off.
19:40She may have bruised her sternum.
19:42She may have cracked her ribs.
19:43No.
19:44Who knows what?
19:46I'm surprised he's moving her.
19:48And Goldust is really upset.
19:57Goldust, an emotional young man to begin with, and I'm sure he probably faults himself for
20:05the damage that was done to Marlena.
20:07He may be second-guessing himself, even having Marlena out here, but she wouldn't have it
20:10any other way.
20:11She brought it on herself, you two idiots.
20:13She jumped right into the arms.
20:14Let's take another look at it.
20:15She didn't jump.
20:16She didn't jump.
20:17She was trembling.
20:18This is terrible.
20:19She didn't jump at all.
20:20Let's go back and show you what happened.
20:22All right, here we go.
20:23Pedigree was there.
20:24Yeah, watch her jump on Chyna, watch.
20:30Look.
20:31He's here, I'll get you now.
20:32Look, see there?
20:33What's wrong with your eyesight, Lawler?
20:36She brought it on herself.
20:38Chyna's just defending herself.
20:39Look at that power.
20:40Rich in her back, and Goldust is taking Marlena back to the locker room area and
20:46looking for medical assistance.
20:48For medical assistance.
20:50Eh.
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