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00:00X. It is a symbol of an unknown, unseen, and unknown existence.
00:12Tonight, the revenge of those who have pierced through the maniacs and those who have yet to see it begins.
00:19Tokyo MX, a small-scale broadcasting station, has launched a new show race.
00:33The one who will play the role of Hatafuri is Kendo Kobayashi, an outlaw who goes his own way.
00:41Last time, the one who won the first place in the April round was Ikeshiro Dong, an entertainer from Shochiku Entertainment.
00:51After that, a group of sleepers called Warekosowa began to gather.
00:59Find the unknown X!
01:03NOMU SHINI KAKUI JAN
01:06MX GRAND PRIX
01:08Determination of the Outlaw
01:11KENDO KOBAYASHI
01:29I'm Kendo Kobayashi, the MC of MX GRAND PRIX.
01:32I'm Hina Tanaka, the assistant.
01:34Nice to meet you.
01:37This MX GRAND PRIX is a new show race to find the star among the outlaw entertainers.
01:46This is the second round in May.
01:49Yes, it's already the second time.
01:53Last time, the one who won the April round was Ikeshiro Dong, an entertainer from Shochiku Entertainment.
02:00The winner of each round will be able to participate in the final tournament held in September.
02:06The winner will receive 1 million yen as a prize.
02:13Let me introduce the judges of May.
02:15Mr. HARIUTO ZAKOSHIO.
02:17Mr. COOKY.
02:18And Mr. ITO OZUWARU.
02:25Mr. Ito, you said you wanted to keep a distance from the entertainers around here.
02:29No, I didn't.
02:30Actually, the worst entertainer is supposed to come here.
02:34But he's too bad to make it in time.
02:36I see.
02:37Oh, you're here.
02:38Yes, I'm here.
02:39Oh, I'm sorry.
02:42So, today...
02:44I'm sorry.
02:45Please sit down.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47Well, it's 9 o'clock now.
02:50So, there's no one except for NETOCHILLI.
02:52No.
02:54He said so.
02:55I'm sorry I can't use it.
02:56I'm wearing a cap now.
02:57I can't use it.
02:58It's an entertainment show.
03:00It's a news show.
03:01It's a news show that doesn't deal with the news of each station.
03:03Oh, is that so?
03:04It's too bad.
03:05Let's go to Japan.
03:06Let's go.
03:08Why are you on TV with that face?
03:10You look like an aloe vera.
03:13Bring me some water.
03:14Bring me some water.
03:15This time, the judges are...
03:17Hollywood Zakosho...
03:19Wild Explosion Cookie...
03:22Trosser...
03:23Kubota...
03:25Oswald Itoto...
03:27And the people who love Itangen.
03:29Zakosho and Cookie are the judges.
03:32Please tell us how you feel about this show.
03:34It's cool.
03:35This is...
03:36It's nothing.
03:37There's no misunderstanding.
03:40It's cool.
03:41Please tell us how you feel.
03:42No one will tell me.
03:44I feel like I'm going to be a tourist in September.
03:50Let's do our best.
03:51Kubota, do you have any experience?
03:54Yes, I do.
03:55What do you think of this show?
03:58To be honest, I've already found my second hometown.
04:03You finally found the hidden theme of this show.
04:07Is that so?
04:08Is that right?
04:09There's more.
04:11I heard that you were here before.
04:13Yes, I was.
04:14Ito, is this your first time as a judge?
04:15Yes, it's my first time.
04:16I'm still a debutant.
04:18So, I don't have a chance to judge anyone.
04:21But, you did a great job today.
04:22Yes.
04:23I thought I could do this.
04:24You thought you could do this?
04:26Are you a comedian?
04:28Or are you an MX?
04:30I'm both.
04:32I'm a comedian.
04:33So, I know almost everyone.
04:35I see.
04:36You grew up in the indie scene.
04:38I grew up in the indie scene.
04:41This time, they gathered comedians from the agency and senior comedians.
04:45They auditioned in advance.
04:48Among them, five comedians were selected.
05:11What? What?
05:12What? What?
05:13What? What?
05:14What? What?
05:15What? What?
05:16What? What?
05:17Please judge them.
05:18What? What?
05:19What? What?
05:20What? What?
05:21A high-tension leotard comedian.
05:24Tamura Muramura.
05:26A short-episode maker of Invisible Man.
05:30Checkter.
05:31A traditional Japanese comedy.
05:34Terako Hamako.
05:36A new star who appeared in Kung Fu Combo.
05:39Mountain Book.
05:41Yui Gadokuson.
05:43A national heavy metal comedian.
05:45Hashiyama Maiden.
05:47These five comedians will challenge Hanae Kihara.
05:53Mr. Ito.
05:54Could you introduce us?
05:55I don't have anything to introduce.
06:00I know almost everyone.
06:02But there are people I've never met.
06:05By the way, who have you never met?
06:07That person in a bathrobe.
06:11You're talking to me in a school club to wear a semi-permanent make-up.
06:15No way.
06:16No way.
06:17That's too much.
06:18He can't take a single step.
06:20Stop it.
06:21They are like Kasuharaian.
06:24They are in two-cart trains.
06:27So scary.
06:28Look at that person in a bathrobe with sunglasses off.
06:31Why do you have that look?
06:33I have more.
06:35It's been a long time since I've seen your face.
06:38He's an ex-Sony member.
06:40Oh, I see.
06:41So you know his face.
06:42I haven't seen him in 3 years, so I'd like to show him something good today.
06:46But if he's an ex-Sony member, does that mean he doesn't exist in this world?
06:51You can't call him an ex-Sony member.
06:54Does the word ex-Sony mean he doesn't exist in this world?
06:57Is that the final answer?
06:59Let's talk about the judging method.
07:01First, each judge will be judged on a scale of 1 to 100.
07:07However, it's not just about the topic.
07:09The biggest point of the MX Grand Prix is the free-time screening.
07:15The judges will be given a chance to joke, talk, and promote as much as they want.
07:24The judges will be given a chance to joke, talk, and promote as much as they want.
07:31The judges will be given a chance to joke, talk, and promote as much as they want.
07:41It doesn't matter how many people you have.
07:44What?
07:45All of us?
07:46Well, it depends.
07:48Some people might be fired.
07:51I see.
07:53You're fired.
07:54Are you okay?
07:56Everyone is on the scale of 1.
07:59This is the 1kg Grand Prix.
08:01I see.
08:02The winner of each month will get a half-year discount on their drinks.
08:10Don't use strange methods to make money.
08:14Then, please drink.
08:17The May round begins.
08:19Who will break the rules of comedy and advance to the final round of September?
08:25Muramura Tamura will take the lead.
08:30He suddenly appeared in the world and stirred up a sensation.
08:33He suddenly appeared in the world and stirred up a sensation.
08:36What is his charm?
08:40He has the power to re-create his own image.
08:46He has the power to re-create his own image.
08:51He has the power to re-create his own image.
09:01He is a serious person.
09:05He has a gap between his energy when he is on the stage.
09:09I think that makes people disappointed.
09:13However, I'm paying attention to Muramura Tamura who is trying to break the gap.
09:20It's time to take off.
09:22Mr. One Pattern of Onimental.
09:24Muramura Tamura.
09:34From now on, I'm RIMOKO.
09:38From now on, I'm RIMOKO.
09:43From now on, I'm RIMOKO.
09:46I'm RIMOKO.
09:52I'm RIMOKO.
09:55I'm going to make a lot of money.
09:58I'm looking forward to working with you.
10:01Lately, the level of comedy has gone up, hasn't it?
10:05The level of comedy has gone up.
10:06If you don't pay attention to the choreography, you won't be able to tell the difference.
10:11The level of comedy has gone up since we started doing the content and copying the lines.
10:17The level of comedy has gone up.
10:18The comedy industry is changing more and more.
10:20Look at this.
10:22Rimoco-chan.
10:24Nothing has changed!
10:27Nothing has changed.
10:28We've been doing it with Rimoco-chan since long ago.
10:31If you're asked, where did we miss the choreography?
10:33This is it.
10:36The choreography.
10:37We're going to shake it around.
10:39Shake it around.
10:41Shake it around.
10:42We're going to copy the lines.
10:45Rimoco-chan.
10:47We're going to fix it.
10:49We're going to fix it.
10:52Wait a minute!
10:54Wait a minute, Rimoco-chan!
10:56There are a lot of lines and choreographies around here.
11:00You did it around here, didn't you?
11:03So how are you going to explain it?
11:07If you wait, it'll be fine.
11:08RIMOKO-CHAN
11:10If you do this, it'll come automatically, right?
11:13It'll come automatically.
11:15The choreographies around here.
11:19It'll come automatically.
11:21Thank you, RIMOKO-CHAN.
11:23But in the end, you don't know what's going on, right?
11:27From MOKKORI to RIMOKO-CHAN.
11:30Are you listening?
11:32Are you listening?
11:34MOKKORI to RIMOKO-CHAN.
11:35In the end, you don't know how to write this, right?
11:39MOKKORI to RIMOKO-CHAN.
11:41You don't know what I'm saying.
11:44MOKKORI to RIMOKO-CHAN.
11:47You don't know what I'm saying.
11:49You don't. You don't.
11:51From Mokkori, they start hearing everything.
11:55From Mokkori are all the pont-ponts.
11:58PON PON PON
11:59People do all the Mokkori from Mokkori you see,
12:02and they hear non-stop.
12:05PON PON PON
12:07PON PON PON
12:09Leaving theTake A 노름
12:11Rock, paper, scissors,一
12:13Stamp, stamp, stamp
12:16Knock. Knock.
12:18What is this?
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13:16Can you guess?
13:19Rito and Frank are friends.
13:20We lived together.
13:22Really?
13:23But he like pretty girls.
13:29We lived without any issues.
13:32His score is out.
13:34Please show your score!
13:36Zakushio, 20 points.
13:38Koki, 14 points.
13:43Toro-san,
13:455 points.
13:47Oswald Ito-san.
13:4985 points.
13:51So the total is...
13:53Director's praise.
13:55Do your best!
13:57Do your best!
13:59The total score is 124 points.
14:01Yes!
14:03Is this good?
14:05This is a good score.
14:07Let's ask the judges.
14:09Ito-san, you got the highest score.
14:11Yes.
14:13I wanted to give him 90 points,
14:15but I gave him minus 5 points
14:17because he talked too much.
14:19So the total is 85 points.
14:21Kozo-san, you got 5 points.
14:23The staff members
14:25try to laugh as hard as they can,
14:27but they can only laugh
14:29with a high-pitched voice.
14:31It's very strict.
14:3315 years.
14:35If I had lived
14:37for 15 years,
14:39I would have been able to
14:41make a living.
14:43If I had lived,
14:45I would have been here.
14:47If you had lived,
14:49you wouldn't be here.
14:51You're talking now.
14:53It's meaningful!
14:55It's meaningful!
14:57You're talking now.
14:59It's meaningful!
15:01Cookie.
15:03It was funny.
15:05He laughed a lot.
15:07I'll give him
15:09I'll give him
15:11a point deduction method.
15:13A deduction method.
15:1586 points.
15:17When he was
15:19still in the south,
15:21he stood up
15:23and looked at the area.
15:25I didn't want to see that.
15:27I wanted him to
15:29stay as he was.
15:31He could have
15:33just been a person.
15:35Let's go.
15:37It's not a joke!
15:39It's a joke!
15:40It's the same system as Futocho Cowboy!
15:42It's the same as Futocho-san!
15:44You know how they do it like this?
15:46Futocho Cowboy, right?
15:47In the end, they do it like a short comedy.
15:49If it was like a short comedy, I'd admit it was a joke.
15:52But if it wasn't, then it was just Lee Moko-chan.
15:54No, Lee Moko-chan did it.
15:56Lee Moko-chan is a joke.
15:57It's a joke.
15:58It's a joke, so it's a score like this.
16:01It's tough, right?
16:02It's tough.
16:05The score hasn't increased by a single point,
16:07but it's still possible to turn things around
16:09with the free time screening from now on.
16:12Can I say something harsh?
16:14Compared to when I watched it before,
16:16I really feel like my crotch is getting thinner.
16:20It's because Kotoge-san kicked it!
16:22In a different show, I got involved with Kotoge-san,
16:24and Kotoge-san kicked my crotch.
16:27Then you shouldn't say it like that.
16:28I don't know.
16:29You don't know.
16:30It's because Kotoge-san kicked it!
16:32It's not like I'm following all of your shows.
16:34That's right.
16:35Even if you suddenly say it, I can't hear it.
16:37What are you talking about?
16:39I can't hear you.
16:41What are you saying?
16:43Are you tired?
16:44No, I'm not tired.
16:46You're in trouble!
16:47I'm tired.
16:48I'm not tired.
16:49You're in trouble!
16:50I'm busy right now.
16:51I'm tired.
16:52Can I give you a break?
16:54A break?
16:55I'm tired.
16:57I'm not nervous at all.
16:59You're in trouble.
17:00Show me.
17:01Show me.
17:02You're tired.
17:03I'm not tired.
17:04You're tired.
17:05You're tired.
17:06Take off your glasses.
17:07Take off your glasses.
17:08My glasses...
17:09Come over here.
17:10Come over here.
17:11I know.
17:12I know.
17:13I know.
17:14I'm a macaraman.
17:15I know.
17:16I'm scared.
17:17I'm scared.
17:18Get on your knees.
17:19Get on your knees.
17:20Get on your knees.
17:21Calm down.
17:22I'm scared.
17:23Leave it to me.
17:24Don't worry.
17:25Relax.
17:26Relax.
17:27How is it?
17:28How is it?
17:29It's getting warm, right?
17:30Yes.
17:31Lightly.
17:32Lift your arms...
17:34Ahhhh!
17:42Na-cat-a
17:43Na-cat-a
17:45Na-cat-a
17:46Na-cat-a
17:47Na-cat-a
17:48I'm a perfect human being
17:50Being in Tokyo
17:52Na-cat-a
17:53Na-cat-a
17:57anıLS
17:59Are you okay?
18:01You're so cute!
18:03Are you okay?
18:05I'm okay!
18:07I'm okay!
18:09I'm okay!
18:11Can you explain what happened to Kotobukiya?
18:13I don't know.
18:15Okay, okay.
18:17I don't remember anything.
18:19I don't remember anything.
18:21I'm going to do my best for my old friends.
18:23I'm going to cry.
18:25Don't cry.
18:27Don't cry.
18:29We got finished.
18:31There's no reason I can regret absolutely nothing,
18:33because of you.
18:35So tough.
18:37Really tough.
18:39She would be even more tough if she thought you didn't know!
18:41Even more than I did?
18:43She's tougher than you are!
18:45After this,
18:47it was the time where to do one-on-one comedy.
18:49Because last couple proposed
18:51their real love story
18:53as a 해주 counterpart.
18:55Yeah!
18:59Hey!
19:00Hey!
19:01Hey!
19:06MxGP May Round
19:09Next entertainer is...
19:11Checkter
19:14He's also known as the Shimofuri Myoujo
19:16He's also known as the Shimofuri Myoujo
19:18He's also known as the Shimofuri Myoujo
19:19The number of episodes is over 700
19:21The number of episodes is over 700
19:22The number of episodes is over 700
19:23He's a good-natured person
19:25He looks kind
19:27He's a bit strange
19:29People usually get scared of people who look normal
19:33I think Checkter is the most scared of people who look normal
19:35I think Checkter is the most scared of people who look normal
19:36If he doesn't have a partner
19:38If he doesn't have a partner
19:39He doesn't have friends
19:40He doesn't have friends
19:41He doesn't have friends
19:42I want him to win and spread his name to the world
19:46Thank you
19:47Thank you
19:49A short story is pouring in
19:51An episode maker of a deserted island
19:53A short story is pouring in
19:54Checkter
20:01Hello, I'm a second-year elementary school student
20:02Hello, I'm a second-year elementary school student
20:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry
20:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry
20:06I'm sorry
20:07It's dangerous
20:09My friend has an interesting brother
20:12He's a college student
20:13He's a college student
20:14He has a hole in his ear
20:15He has a hole in his ear
20:17So I was laughing last time
20:19A worm passed by
20:20I laughed so much
20:21It was like I was watching the most lame circus in the world
20:25There was a problem with the distance
20:26It was like I was watching the most lame circus in the world
20:28So a worm passed by
20:30It was so funny
20:31It was so funny
20:32I saw an interesting orail through the station
20:37He couldn't get on the train
20:40However
20:42He pushed me so hard
20:44What kind of meaning was that ?
20:46I'll do it facing this way.
20:50You're aiming at Cookie.
20:55Cookie seems to be in a bad mood today, so I'll aim at him.
21:01Wait a minute. It's a call from my mom.
21:04Hello, mom. I'll be home soon.
21:07What's the number? Mapo Tofu?
21:09No, I don't like that.
21:11I like the taste, but I don't like the name.
21:14It's a bad name for a dish.
21:17Should I change it to Cookie?
21:20Why don't you change it?
21:23Cookie, are you okay?
21:25Okay, okay.
21:28I don't like it.
21:29And my mom is very strange.
21:31She puts a sticker on the altar.
21:33It's not good, is it?
21:36Why am I different?
21:38Why are you doing it differently from me?
21:41You're crazy.
21:43Why are you doing it differently from me?
21:45I wrote down the yearbook.
21:48I got it!
21:50I laughed a little.
21:51I'll do it.
21:53I'm sorry.
21:55Please tell me when you're really angry.
21:58I don't know what you mean.
22:00He's scary.
22:02I was sitting at a cafe in front of the window.
22:04There were an old man and an old woman.
22:06The old woman said,
22:07I think the bug in the window is outside.
22:09I think it's in the house.
22:11The old man said,
22:12I think it's outside.
22:13The old woman said,
22:14Bang!
22:15The old woman said,
22:16Inside!
22:17I was scared.
22:19Cookie, can you give me your LINE?
22:22What do you mean?
22:23What do you mean?
22:24You're getting involved with me.
22:26I don't know.
22:27This is what happened when I noticed it.
22:28I don't know.
22:30This is what happened when I noticed it.
22:32Can I talk about my favorite uncle?
22:35When I asked him to take me to the R-1 Grand Prix,
22:38There's an amateur uncle who was playing the mandan.
22:40I'll imitate that uncle.
22:44I forgot the story.
22:45Thank you very much.
22:48I'm going home.
22:49Thank you very much.
22:51Thank you, everyone.
22:53Thank you very much.
22:55Let's start with the judges.
22:57What is the evaluation of the story that aimed at Cookie?
23:02Mr. Zagoshio,
23:0410 points.
23:05Mr. Cookie,
23:0888 points.
23:10Mr. Okuboto,
23:128 points.
23:14Mr. Ito Oswald,
23:1790 points.
23:19The total score is 270.
23:21This is high.
23:22It's more than half.
23:25Mr. Zagoshio.
23:26He's good at talking.
23:29I've heard a lot about him.
23:31I've seen him on TV.
23:33I gave him a minus 10 points because he only played Cookie.
23:36100 points.
23:38Mr. Zagoshio is good at talking.
23:42No, I'm not.
23:43Let's move on.
23:44First of all,
23:45There was a moment when I could see the detail of the story.
23:49When I said,
23:50It's a phone call from my mother.
23:52I haven't seen the screen yet.
23:53I haven't made a call yet.
23:55I said,
23:56It's a phone call from my mother.
23:58I said,
23:59Maybe.
24:00Wait a minute.
24:01It's a phone call from my mother.
24:02Maybe.
24:03I said,
24:04It's a phone call from my mother.
24:06I said,
24:07Maybe.
24:08I said,
24:09Maybe.
24:10By saying,
24:11I realized that I was talking to someone I didn't know.
24:14I really wanted to make it real.
24:16You're giving a bad loop.
24:19What?
24:20You're giving a bad loop.
24:21That's true.
24:22Is it okay?
24:23I'm sorry, Ito.
24:24I don't care if it's just one show.
24:25I'll record it first,
24:26I'll record it first,
24:27and then I'll say that.
24:28As you can see, I shouldn't have given him the right to say that.
24:33What's the point of having the M-1 Champion's sign here?
24:37What's the point?
24:39Let's hear from Kuki.
24:41When I first heard the news, I really wanted to talk to my mom.
24:45That's how much I was moved.
24:48I've come to like you.
24:50Tetsuya Makeda!
24:51I'm rooting for you.
24:52It's the final episode of Shinpachi.
24:54I've come to like you.
24:57It's time for the free time quiz.
24:59If you give us a keyword, we'll be able to answer it right away.
25:05Anything is fine?
25:07Anything is fine.
25:08How about Yoshimoto Kogyo?
25:10Yes.
25:11I went to Yoshimoto Kogyo when I was in Osaka.
25:14When I quit for about 7 years, I got a call from Yoshimoto.
25:19He said, I'm sorry, but did you quit?
25:21I don't know why he said that.
25:23How did you quit?
25:27I don't know what you're talking about.
25:29I got a call from Yoshimoto.
25:33You got a call from Yoshimoto?
25:34Yes.
25:35I'll give you a keyword.
25:3610 poops.
25:38That's the keyword.
25:39I threw 10 poops on the street the other day.
25:41I dodged it like a soccer player.
25:46Why did you do that?
25:48I dodged it like a soccer player.
25:50You responded quickly.
25:52You responded quickly.
25:53Anything is fine.
25:54Have you ever worked as a frozen milkman?
25:56I've worked as a frozen milkman.
25:59That's not a part of your job.
26:01Is it a part of your job?
26:03I'm just checking if the milk is frozen.
26:06There are about 10 people who specialize in frozen milk.
26:10You're using a milking machine.
26:12People on the right and four on the left are crying for about 3 hours.
26:17They're crying because it's hard.
26:19I'm on the right.
26:24The 5th round of the MX Grand Prix.
26:27The next entertainer is...
26:29Hamako Terako.
26:32Hamako Terako is an ex-couple member of the Manzai Association.
26:37Hamako Terako is known as the Taiko King.
26:41Furikawa, Chocho Yuji, Otori Keisuke, and Kyotaka.
26:48I think it's amazing that a married couple can do manzai even though they're separated.
26:52Because they're a perfect match.
26:54They're almost the same.
26:57They seem to get along well.
27:00But they do manzai even though they're separated.
27:02I think Terako is an outstanding manzai artist.
27:06I think Terako is an outstanding manzai artist.
27:08I thought so at first.
27:10But she has a lot of dirty jokes.
27:12But she has a lot of dirty jokes.
27:16A dirty joke game in the traditional Japanese style.
27:18A dirty joke game in the traditional Japanese style.
27:29I'm Usae Tsukishima.
27:31I'm a 45-year-old housewife.
27:33I'm a little more playful than others.
27:35I'm a little more playful than others.
27:37I'm a little more playful than others.
27:39I was handed a magic apron by a strange cat.
27:43I was handed a magic apron by a strange cat.
27:45I was asked to fight with the bad guys.
27:48I was anxious.
27:50I was anxious.
27:53But I'll manage.
27:56Maekake-moon is so cool.
28:00I want to hear the beauty of Maekake-moon.
28:04I want to hear the beauty of Maekake-moon.
28:07I want to hear the beauty of Maekake-moon.
28:09I'm going to hit the jackpot.
28:11I'm going to hit the jackpot.
28:12I wish Maekake-moon was here.
28:14Hold it right there!
28:16I, Hitta Kurihara, will not allow this Maekake Moon to threaten the peace of the shopping district!
28:22Moon Maekake Power!
28:25Make up!
28:27Huh?
28:29This old lady?
28:31This old lady is that Maekake Moon?
28:33You're kidding, right?
28:36Maekake Moon!
28:38Is that so?
28:40I can't believe I can see Maekake Moon in action!
28:45Maekake Moon is going to transform!
28:48When Maekake Moon transforms...
28:50Huh?
28:52When Maekake Moon transforms...
28:56What is this?
28:58I can't imagine this!
29:00I can't imagine this!
29:02Maekake Moon is going to transform!
29:05Maekake Moon, hurry up!
29:06Maekake Moon, hurry up!
29:08Maekake Moon, hurry up!
29:10Maekake Moon is going to transform!
29:12It's taking so long!
29:14You have to put it on one by one!
29:16Hurry up! Hurry up and change!
29:18Hurry up and change!
29:20Hurry up and change!
29:22Hurry up, Maekake Moon!
29:24Hurry up!
29:26Hurry up!
29:28Hurry up!
29:30Hurry up!
29:32I can see you!
29:33You're naked!
29:35You're just a blue-skinned stripper!
29:37I'm just a blue-skinned stripper?
29:39You can't be serious!
29:42Hurry up!
29:44Hurry up!
29:46People are coming!
29:48Is it this way?
29:50Is it this way?
29:52I can see you!
29:54Hurry up!
29:56Hurry up!
29:58Maekake Moon!
30:00Maekake Moon!
30:01Maekake Moon!
30:03Maekake Moon!
30:05Hurry up!
30:07Hurry up!
30:09Hurry up!
30:11Okay!
30:13Maekake Moon!
30:15You made it in time!
30:17I'm glad I made it in time!
30:19Maekake Moon!
30:21Maekake Moon!
30:23The one I like...
30:25is a stripper!
30:27Here it comes!
30:28It's a stripper!
30:30Where's the stripper?
30:32I'm sorry, but where's the stripper?
30:34Oh, it's the police!
30:36The stripper has been caught?
30:38I'm so glad!
30:40I'm going home!
30:42I'm going home!
30:44What?
30:46I have to go to school?
30:48I have to go to school?
30:50Oh no!
30:52Thank you very much!
30:54Thank you very much!
30:56Thank you!
30:58Please give us a score of 100!
31:01This is hard!
31:03The forbidden topic!
31:05What score will Hamakotera get?
31:07Zakosho!
31:0978 points!
31:1120 points!
31:13Kubota!
31:1510 points!
31:17Ito Ozawa!
31:1987 points!
31:21Anzan!
31:23195 points!
31:25Zakosho!
31:26I like strippers.
31:28But when it comes to female strippers,
31:31I'm not sure how to put it...
31:33I'm not sure how to put it...
31:35You're so serious!
31:37I'm serious!
31:39She's a beautiful woman.
31:41Don't be shy!
31:43She's a beautiful woman.
31:45So I can't be a stripper.
31:47Oh no!
31:49Do you like her?
31:51Why do you like her?
31:53Why do you like her?
31:54I don't have a reason.
31:56I'm serious!
31:58I'm serious!
32:00No, no, no!
32:02What's your best score for today?
32:05I don't think it's Shimoda.
32:08I think it's time for me to admit this.
32:12Then I'll get a compliment.
32:14If I go to Golden Buzzer,
32:16my name will spread all over the world.
32:18I've had a lot of bad experiences.
32:21He does weird things every two months.
32:24He does weird things every two months.
32:26He looks like that.
32:28Now, it's time for the free time.
32:31Terako was born in 1954,
32:34just like Kubota.
32:36She's 45 years old.
32:38She's a year older than me.
32:40I should have remembered this.
32:42A year older woman is a strong woman.
32:47She's a very independent woman.
32:49She's a married woman.
32:52She's a married woman?
32:54She's a married woman?
32:56She's a married woman?
32:58I've been watching you for a long time,
33:00but you have the kindest face.
33:02What's your best score for today?
33:04I'll get a bad score.
33:06I'll get a bad score at night.
33:08I'll turn off the lights and ask a woman,
33:10how many fingers does she have?
33:12That's amazing.
33:14Can I see that?
33:16That's good.
33:18That's good.
33:20That's good.
33:22That's good.
33:24That's good.
33:26Her husband, Hamako,
33:28is a terrible Terako.
33:30What does that mean?
33:32She can smell different shoes.
33:36She can smell Terako's shoes.
33:38I see.
33:40Please put on an eye mask.
33:42I'll put on an eye mask.
33:44What about your glasses?
33:46I'll put on my glasses.
33:55What?
33:57What?
33:59Are you already doing this?
34:01When are you going to do it?
34:03I'm going to be beheaded.
34:05You're from Edo, right?
34:07I'm from Edo.
34:09You're still doing it yourself.
34:13She's sniffing.
34:15She's sniffing.
34:17She's sniffing.
34:21I knew it.
34:22I knew it.
34:27Hey!
34:29What are you doing?
34:31What are you doing?
34:33What are you doing?
34:35What are you doing?
34:37Can you broadcast this?
34:42I don't want to say this,
34:44but what did he do?
34:47After this,
34:48a new rising star has appeared.
34:52He's a heavy metal entertainer.
34:57Come on!
35:02MX Grand Prix.
35:04The second half of the May round.
35:06The next entertainer is...
35:09Mountain Book.
35:11Six years after their marriage,
35:13a new star has appeared in the couple's world.
35:15This entertainer has a husband and a colleague.
35:18We used to date.
35:21But we broke up.
35:23I don't recommend it.
35:25We'll definitely fight.
35:27It's funny.
35:29If it doesn't work out,
35:31we'll regret it.
35:33If she's attractive,
35:35she's a wife.
35:37To be honest,
35:39Yuzuki is just a good guy.
35:41Don't push yourself.
35:43You shouldn't talk.
35:45I was told by the agency.
35:47Don't talk.
35:49I was told to leave it to the Angora village chief.
35:52But Yuzuki is my friend.
35:55I don't want my friend to be popular.
35:58I like drinking with friends who aren't popular.
36:02But I don't think I'll be popular if I win this show.
36:05I'll support you.
36:07Not at all.
36:09Tonight, I won't let you sleep.
36:12Mountain Book.
36:16Mountain Book.
36:27Good evening.
36:29I'm Etty Yamamoto.
36:32I'm Etty.
36:34I'll tell you who's Etty.
36:39Miso soup or soup?
36:42Which one do you think is Etty?
36:46It's soup.
36:49It's clear.
36:51It's round inside.
36:55Are you nervous?
36:57Don't worry. You can laugh if you're not nervous.
37:00I'll go next.
37:02Oh, no.
37:04It's the name of the fish.
37:06Which one do you think is Etty?
37:08I'll call Etty.
37:11Oh, no.
37:14It's Etty.
37:16By the way, the other one was a father.
37:20I didn't expect this one to be Etty.
37:25This is my wife.
37:27It's Etty who turned his wife into a bomb.
37:31I'll go next.
37:36Fish or work?
37:38Which one do you think is Etty?
37:42It's fish.
37:45It's round inside.
37:56It's round inside.
37:58Did you forget?
38:00Of course not.
38:02My wife was a finalist in The W.
38:05It's Etty who didn't let the finalists talk today.
38:09I'll go next.
38:12Valentine's Day or White Day?
38:16Which one do you think is Etty?
38:18Which one do you think is Etty?
38:21Valentine's Day.
38:24It's White Day.
38:273.14.
38:30It's love.
38:35It's love.
38:37Recently, I've been showing off to QuizSakuta.
38:42I've been showing off to QuizSakuta.
38:46If I win today, I promise to go to Kaitenji on my way home.
38:55I've changed to Tachigurisoba.
39:00Tachigurisoba is Etty.
39:04I'll go last.
39:07Which one do you think is Etty?
39:11A.
39:14B.
39:17C.
39:19Which one do you think is Etty?
39:22The answer is C.
39:27It's C.
39:29C.
39:30Which one do you think is Etty?
39:33A.
39:35B.
39:37C.
39:39C.
39:41C.
39:43C.
39:45C.
39:47C.
39:50C.
39:52C.
39:54C.
39:56C.
39:58C.
40:00C.
40:02C.
40:04C.
40:06Did Etty touch the judges' hearts?
40:10Please give us the scores.
40:13Zakosho, 40 points.
40:15Cookie, 40 points.
40:18Kurosawa, 40 points.
40:20Ozawa, 40 points.
40:2250 points.
40:24How many points?
40:26143 points.
40:28I'm shocked.
40:30Kumamoto, 3 points.
40:32It was like a quiz.
40:35I didn't care if I made a mistake or not.
40:40It was a time like this.
40:43I couldn't let women talk.
40:46It was like a man-woman manifesto.
40:52It was scary.
40:54I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't.
40:56It's scary that you're getting closer.
40:58I can't accept this.
41:01Cookie.
41:03It was a duo, but when I opened the lid, it was a flip story.
41:10It was a twist.
41:12There was sushi and soba.
41:15I laughed a lot.
41:18You laughed?
41:20It was funny.
41:22Why did you laugh?
41:24I laughed a lot.
41:27I laughed a lot.
41:29I laughed a lot.
41:31I laughed a lot.
41:33I laughed a lot.
41:35I laughed a lot.
41:37I laughed a lot.
41:39The score has increased.
41:41Yamamoto couple prepared a variety of balls.
41:44Will it be a turnaround?
41:47What is the short story of the couple?
41:50This is good.
41:53Let's go.
41:55This is a real story.
41:58This is a real story.
42:00This is a short story of the couple.
42:03Dinner.
42:05Do you want curry or hamburger for dinner?
42:09Let's have curry.
42:11Sorry to keep you waiting.
42:13Napolitan.
42:15Why?
42:17Why?
42:19Why?
42:20Why?
42:22Why?
42:24I don't know the reason.
42:26I wanted to eat Napolitan.
42:30Did you buy curry?
42:33I bought curry.
42:36I bought vegetables.
42:39I thought it was interesting.
42:41It's a short story of the couple.
42:43It was interesting.
42:45It's a short story of the couple.
42:47Do you want to go to the short story of the couple?
42:48I don't want to go.
42:50I don't want to go.
42:52I don't want to go.
42:54I don't want to go.
42:56I don't want to go.
42:58Let's talk about the short story of the couple.
43:00Let's talk about the short story of the couple.
43:02I can't laugh because I'm like this.
43:07There are a lot of people at the live show.
43:10Shibasa, the mogu rider, laughs with his wife.
43:14I was really excited on that day.
43:19When you were treated well by a different entertainer.
43:23Please.
43:25Are you okay?
43:27Are you excited?
43:29Can you tell me the name of the food?
43:35Hey, you.
43:37Hey, you.
43:39You're a liar.
43:41Hey, you.
43:42MX Grand Prix May round.
43:46The last entertainer is HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
43:51Heavy metal love that supports the number one in the entertainment world.
43:55The recommender is this combination of seniors from the same agency.
43:59What kind of style do you like?
44:09HASHIYAMA MAIDEN is HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
44:12I went to HASHIYAMA MAIDEN by myself.
44:15It wasn't funny at all.
44:19I was angry.
44:23I lived with HASHIYAMA MAIDEN for about 10 years.
44:29It was a mess.
44:32I was eating HASHIYAMA MAIDEN's garbage.
44:39HASHIYAMA MAIDEN is not funny at all.
44:42I was eating HASHIYAMA MAIDEN's garbage.
44:45It was a mess.
44:47It was a mess.
44:49I don't know what will happen.
44:52I don't know what the legend will be.
44:56Can he leave a legend tonight?
44:59Heavy metal entertainer HASHIYAMA MAIDEN.
45:13What is this place?
45:15What is this place?
45:19Why do you catch me?
45:21You know I'm an informant.
45:24You are trying to get information from me.
45:26I will never tell you this information.
45:29If this information is leaked, the world will be in trouble.
45:35Are you nervous?
45:38I will never tell you this information.
45:43What is this?
45:45What happened?
45:52This is a scary dog.
45:54This dog may have killed this pet.
45:58I have to stop this dog.
46:01But I can't help it.
46:03I have to use my mouth.
46:06This is funny.
46:07This is funny.
46:10This is funny.
46:16Wait a minute.
46:19Wait a minute.
46:37This is a funny dog.
46:40What is this?
46:42This is a funny dog.
46:45This is a funny dog.
46:48This is a funny dog.
46:50I'm fine.
46:53The second dog was a fast dog.
46:59I can't help it.
47:02This is a dog.
47:05This is a dog.
47:08Wait a minute.
47:13I will never tell you this information.
47:16The world will be in trouble.
47:18Help me.
47:21I hate this.
47:29I have to put something in the hole in my butt.
47:37I can't believe it!
47:39It's so cold!
47:41I'm freezing!
47:43I'm freezing!
47:45I can't believe it!
47:47You're way too funny!
47:49I'm freezing!
47:51Stop!
47:53Stop!
47:55You're way too funny!
47:57What are you doing?
47:59What are you doing?
48:01Why are you getting all wet?
48:03You don't have to ask me!
48:05It's so cold!
48:07I'm freezing!
48:09You got one of the best answers
48:11for this episode!
48:13You got one of the best answers
48:15for this episode!
48:17That's why you're the winner!
48:19That's why you're the winner!
48:21I feel jealous!
48:23I feel jealous!
48:25You're such a lucky guy!
48:27You're such a lucky guy!
48:29You're so unlucky!
48:31Hashiyama Maiden
48:33Mayden, judge one.
49:03Mayden, judge two.
49:06The final round of the MX Grand Prix.
49:09With a score of 400 points, the May round is full of chaos.
49:13Let's take a look at the results.
49:16Here are the ratings of the free time judges.
49:19The winner of the final tournament in September will be decided.
49:23It's time for the final judgment.
49:27The judges will be able to participate in the final tournament.
49:31The winner will be able to participate in the final tournament.
49:36I have something to say.
49:38This is a private room.
49:40Who will participate in the final tournament?
49:44The reservers are a little...
49:46What should we do?
49:47Reservers...
49:48Reservers...
49:49Any group is fine.
49:50All of them.
49:51All of them?
49:52All of them?
49:53Except for the husband.
49:54Except for the husband?
49:56Which husband?
49:58Which husband?
49:59Which husband?
50:00I'm sure there are husbands.
50:02Two husbands.
50:04I excluded two husbands.
50:06I'm sure there are only two husbands.
50:08What?
50:10There may be only two husbands.
50:13I'm sure.
50:14The first place has been decided.
50:16The first place.
50:17I want to see the Check-ta.
50:19The check-ta was interesting.
50:20The check-ta was interesting.
50:22What is the name of the check-ta?
50:24Well, I think it's a perfect match for a match between a married couple.
50:29Oh, so it's a pin-3-2?
50:32Pin-3-2.
50:33I don't want to see this MX Grand Prix.
50:36You don't want to see this MX Grand Prix?
50:37No.
50:38I want to win.
50:41What the hell is that?
50:43I want to win.
50:44Why do you want to win?
50:46I want to win.
50:47Why?
50:48Why are you making that face?
50:51This is the first time
50:53I've seen you laugh like that.
50:56It's been a long time.
50:57It's happening.
50:58Don't forget how you feel right now.
51:02Memorize it. Memorize it.
51:04Let's start with the judge, Mr. Zagoshi.
51:07Please.
51:08No, it's fine.
51:10The winner of the May round and the ticket to the final is...
51:15The winner is...
51:18Meiden.
51:19Meiden.
51:20I'm not going to complain about that.
51:25What about the reservers?
51:26What about the reservers?
51:27Why don't we check with Rimoco?
51:29Let's check with Rimoco for the reservers.
51:36The winner is Meiden.
51:41Congratulations.
51:43Meiden.
51:45Please bring two tickets to the final.
51:49I have a ticket.
51:51There was someone like this.
51:52He won by two tickets.
51:54So, we have a ticket for the final?
51:56Yes.
51:57Congratulations.
52:02Meiden, please tell us your feelings for the final.
52:05The winner of the final is worth a million yen.
52:09But regardless of that, I want to...
52:16That's so wrong.
52:17You're too eager!
52:19You're too eager!
52:21You're too eager!
52:23Where's your mind?
52:25Leave him alone!
52:27He's too eager!
52:29You think you can end it like this?
52:31You think you can end it like this?
52:35He's amazing.
52:37A God-like child.
52:39You're not a kid anymore.
52:41You're a waste.
52:43You're a waste.
52:45We look forward to seeing you in the next battle!
52:47Goodbye!
52:48Thank you very much!
52:52That was amazing!