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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again continuing my awesome journey
00:15of Dad's Army alongside Captain Manoring and the rest of the boys ladies and gentlemen
00:19I gotta say it you will hear it against Texas not included dammit you gotta bring your own
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00:31your support let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go let's get it
00:35goes off to town on the 821 but he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun so
00:44who do you think you are kidding mr. Hitler
00:48don't choke the trigger pokey you squeeze it like a lemon
01:06yes mr. Jones that's all a good track the troop shooting certainly improving sir if we go on like
01:19this I had to call us mr. Manoring sharpshooters what do I got to be said well Spray's has got
01:32the best score so far sir two bulls two winners and one out I think we can improve on that a bit
01:38we'd like to be a weed wager cut man yes I don't mind we say a shilling make it 10
01:46certainly not excuse me can you tell me who's in charge here captain Mary he's the one shooting
02:03the gun thank you you're doing ever so well mr. Manning that's two balls and one enough
02:16Oh
02:38what do you think you're doing who are you I'm Perkins the butler from the big
02:44hall I got a message from his lordship he says he's trying to take his afternoon rest so will
02:50you stop shooting does he know there's a war on and if his lordship objects to the noise why does
02:56he have a firing range on his estate in the first place this range is for real soldiers not home
03:00God so will you kindly jacket in my good man bastard I'll take my 10 shillings no
03:13terrible day Wilson I don't think I've ever been so humiliated in all my life well I shouldn't
03:22take it too seriously if I were you sir not take it too seriously amusing after all it's
03:26quite true we're not real soldiers trust you to stand up for that snooty butler well he was
03:32only doing his job and his lordship wanted to have a little nap in the afternoon you know I
03:36can remember a cousin mine with his butler some years just as I thought you privileged classes
03:44all stick together things will be very different after the war you mark my words common man will
03:50come into his own this country run by professionals doctors lawyers bank managers
03:56people like you all right yes people like me you mean common Wow I didn't know you were a socialist
04:09sir take that back but you just said that after the war the country was going to be run by common
04:19men like you I said nothing about common men I said the common man people who've got somewhere
04:26by their own efforts not because their father had a title their days over I wonder what will
04:32happen to them go to work what will happen to them we shall have a true democracy I suppose
04:39they don't want to go to work well they won't have any say in the matter I'm not having it
04:44I am NOT having it what's the matter mr. Hodges I caught mr. Blewett using this
04:50stirrup on the spring is green fly you are not having it back you abused it
04:59it's not yours it is on loan
05:03wouldn't have done that to me if I was 57 years younger why don't you stop bullying
05:16poor old mr. Blewett soapy water corrodes the washer and I've been using soapy water
05:22for 80 years and it hasn't corroded me I don't care you are not having it back and that is that
05:29I hate you what I said I hate you and I ain't the only one what the kids around here do when
05:38your back's turned I don't believe it he's got feet of clay the bigger they are the harder they
06:08fall I'm the most hated man in this town nobody's taking this war seriously I agree with you there
06:26well you know it's only human nature sir the Home Guard's been formed two years and there
06:29hasn't been an invasion yet and people are beginning to think that we're just wasting
06:33our time that's exactly what Germany wants isn't it lull us into a false sense of security
06:38and catches women off guard something's got to be done about it yes a mission for you to see a
06:48deputation sir oh very well thank you very much sir deputation into the office at the double way
06:57what's all this about well sir after this afternoon's humiliating experience the men's
07:11are at rock-bottom you know what they're calling us in the town the geriatric fusilier
07:18some cases the right my mum says that Home Guard training is turning a mild-mannered
07:34gentleman like uncle Arthur into a brute Oh Frank really do you remember when she
07:39asked you the washing up you got cross and you threw a teacup into the sink and it broke
07:42yes all right oh the thing is men we've got to do something to make this town appreciate
07:48the Home Guard when I look at it this way sir it is our job to stop German paratroopers roaming
07:55around the country ravishing our maidens well mr. memory do you remember when we took part in that
08:04training film you know we thought we were dressed as German soldiers yeah but a whole
08:08county was in an uproar wasn't it because they thought we was the real thing yeah that's right
08:11you had to go and see the area commander in the morning didn't you by the way so you never
08:15actually told us what he said to you I don't wish to discuss that any further I know what we should
08:21do sir we should all dress up as a bunch of fifth columnist and roam the countryside and that would
08:28give the town a fright I think you're getting into the realms of fantasy now wait a minute
08:38that might do the trick sir I don't think I'd like to roam the countryside ravishing maidens
08:44what do you think I wouldn't work you see they give the alarm and the army would be on to us
08:52like a shot not if GHQ already knew about it can I come with you Napoleon no no no we don't want
08:59him no no mr Hodges has just had a similar experience like us he's only doing his duty
09:04and he's been reviled for it yes you can join us Hodges wow we'll shake this town out of its
09:10complacency oh thank you Napoleon you and me together we give him a fright he'll never forget
09:15I don't know what to say Henry I'm not very happy about the idea at all well I think you'll agree
09:24sir that the people should be shaken out of their apathy well you may have a point there I inspected
09:30the Dimchurch home guard platoon last week and there were so many absentees it was like walking
09:34down a fish queue well all right but you must keep me informed of your every move I'm going to call
09:44it operation wake up Warmington on scene just call it operation wake up will do where are you
09:52going to set up your HQ oh in the old flour mill just outside the town I've asked the men to
09:57rendezvous there after dark on Saturday night I've also instructed them not to shave and to look as
10:03suspicious as possible what are they going to wear and they're going to be dressed as fifth columnists
10:08what do fifth columnists wear I've never met something very sinister I've also told them to
10:23get themselves up as cutthroats and desperadoes I see well good luck men ring thank you very
10:30much cutthroats and desperadoes
11:31yeah what what's my number
11:35six three three
11:42hello wake up Roger
11:49wake up Roger
11:57where's Godfrey he just popped out a minute he's asked me to mind the phone
12:12when he comes back give him this message operation wake up Roger and tell him he's
12:22to ring Warmington six three three at once that's very urgent we got that yes I've got it six three
12:31three I'll catch him man he's just been on the phone for you he left a message well what was it
12:42ah yes let me see someone named Roger he's just going to have an operation and you've got to ring
12:48that number at once it must be the hospital six three three yeah you give me six three three
13:01please could be an appendicitis comes on very quick you know is that the hospital what
13:13is that you is that you Godfrey how's Roger is he going to be all right
13:18what a dude what are you babbling about I just had a message that Roger has been
13:26taken ill with appendicitis and had to have an operation
13:29the message was that operation wake up has started operation wake up now pull yourself
13:45together stand by that phone and don't go to sleep don't worry sir I got that part of the
13:50message all right take off that eyepatch I thought of that first but you can't have an
14:15eyepatch the glasses don't intend to have what I want to look suspicious I take the glasses off
14:20why don't you wear this over the other eye then you look even more suspicious now watch it Fraser
14:32yeah
14:41thanks
14:51lovely what game are you playing I copied it from a photograph of Eddie Robinson in Scarface
15:03brush the chalk off it he said it's supposed to look like cutthroats and desperadoes I didn't
15:10say anything about American gangsters
15:27the bill I think it looks absurd you told us to make ourselves look as suspicious as
15:37possible there's a difference between looking suspicious and looking absurd where did you get
15:42it from anyway I used to wear it every year at the tramp's ball at the safari I don't think I've
15:49ever seen anything look so stupid in my life it was wearing an eyepatch with glasses got him
15:58I can understand Pike wearing something stupid a young boy vivid imagination thinks everything's a
16:10game the only reason I can see for your dressing up like that would be to annoy me now get those
16:26gloves on that hat off all right sir if you insist
16:29you didn't know it was me
16:56everyone's dressing up as nuns these days it's in all the papers don't argue just get
17:08it off if I get it off so I've got all my ordinary clothes on underneath and I
17:12shan't look peculiar I wouldn't say that son
17:16I'll make yourself as comfortable as you can for the night there are plenty of flower sex about we
17:26move off at first light look this is no good Wilson we don't look suspicious or furtive enough
17:42if I were to turn my collar up like like this make my eyes shifty like this
17:49good tell the man to march like a rabble in a shifty and furtive manner
17:59stop that truck and ask the driver where the aerodrome is I'll put on a German accent
18:47Mr. Menrine you look even more suspicious now we're getting nowhere at this rate Wilson we've
19:06got to do something more drastic well the next time somebody comes by why don't we grab Hodges
19:10and start hitting him to make it look as if we're trying to get secret information out of him good
19:14idea uncle Arthur I'll hit him first that's right son and we'll just pretend like this
19:23I was personal pleasure wasn't you grab hold of him Mike Jones start interrogating him come on
19:37look frightened you won't talk a buddy they're asking him the question
19:53what do you want to know don't tell him shut your mouth
20:00rubbish that's mr. Jones the butcher I live in Warmington I know all of you and I know you make
20:16the last time I was in your shop you shortchanged me I've been waiting for this
20:22nobody likes Hodges come on lads let's get back to the ship sailing tonight are you you shouldn't
20:38ask that old-timer careless talk cost lies remember oh sorry if you was to get down to
20:44the crossroads you should be able to it's a lift into Dover it's only 20 miles you know
20:48thanks come on pretty boy I'm missing me good luck French you don't like deliberate you owe me
21:03while he hit me don't stop whining it's your own fault yes sirs you rise people like you give us
21:09a bad name this is absurd Wilson nobody's taking any notice of us we try them in over there sir
21:17good idea and this time I'll do the talking mr. Manny yeah you can use the German accent no I'm
21:26not where's the air drum just a minute
21:50perhaps they're fifth columnists well they're dressed like us they must be fifth columnist
22:00you can't be sir come on we should ask to see their papers you're quite right come on
22:07who are you who are you why are you dressed like that why are you dressed like that don't
22:17repeat everything I say like spice to me I don't be absurd shows of papers show us your papers
22:24in the name of the king I demand to see your papers not until you've shown us your papers
22:34we're not going to oh yes you are oh no we're not oh yes you are
22:38now pay attention men you know what we're going to do come on oh you can leave me out of this
22:53enough all right Hodges you stay here and hold your tongue
22:57that was a very good morning's work was it not yeah it was a very good morning's work
23:15that is I'm fucked we have seen the aerodrome did you notice how many airplanes ever mind her
23:33I made many notes but we have seen the ships in the harbor also I wrote down the numbers of the
23:41ships but we need some more the information why do we not ask this is a very good idea
23:54we will ask them the questions and we will get the answer
23:59that's done the trick right come on let's get back to the mill and plan our next move
24:19hello mr gopher are you still here I'm in charge of the telephone
24:24sir I wonder if you would carry on for me for a few minutes yeah but don't be long it's nearly
24:28time for morning service oh I won't be here good morning good morning mr Godfrey
24:38do you mind mr Yateman I want to get my sermon out of the drawer
24:42morning Padre main wedding anywhere about no it's not here Sunday morning and he ain't here
24:48where the hell is he I've no idea reverend timothy farthing what I'm afraid there's no one
24:56here oh dear what's the matter it's the police over at dim church they want the home guard
25:03typical of main wedding not to be here when he's wanted lazy snapper all right I'll take it get
25:08out of the way captain square here commanding escape to own home guard don't you know
25:19what what good heavens I say are you sure right well I'll be over right away
25:31they says a bunch of fifth columnists over there
25:34desperados arms the teeth asking questions about aerodromes
25:41they were last seen at the six bells I must get over there absolutely at once
25:46where is the six bells it's about five miles away off the dim church road
25:50damn they still got no transport we marched over here for me escape
25:52captain barracks vans in the yard what a damn good idea Padre shouldn't you ring ghq no no no
25:59no I can handle this and you'll come with me and show me the way oh no I don't want to get
26:02mixed up in any trouble besides it's nearly time for morning service and I got to take the
26:06collection well never mind that you old fool come on get out
26:15which way did they go they went that way sir right don't worry we'll get them
26:21anyhow
26:32any sign of them captain square nope nothing
26:39there they are we've got them all right men back in the van
26:50ha ha good morning's work eh Wilson yes I think we gave them quite a fright
26:58what are we doing now captain march on the gas works now what for sir well twelve o'clock
27:04everybody cooking their sunday lunch we turn off the gas right men surround the building and not
27:12the soap come on man follow me what's that noise going on out there
27:24he got my van
27:28all right I'll give you one minute to come out of there with your hands up
27:34or I'll blast you out don't panic he's gonna blast us out
27:42sir what are we going to do sir well I'm certainly not surrendering to that idiot square well you
27:47know what a tricky happy maniac he is he won't shoot even he's not madman enough for that
28:01he might be worse than pike
28:12what the hell are you doing here
28:24you madman you nearly killed us all well main wearing I must say for the last couple of years
28:31you've been behaving like a clown and now you look like one
28:35oh
28:36aren't you going didn't it it would fool you completely yes we had you running all over the
28:41countryside I knew who it was the whole time rubbish you fell for it hook line and sinker
28:46you're a fool you'll take that back my wedding I'll take nothing back you've been a fool for years
28:51don't you call me a fool you fool I'll report you to the colonel you rotten sneak
28:57well have you kicked out of the golf club no not a member of the golf club
29:06let's go
29:27thank you
29:34yo verger was funny that place at the end right there with that little showdown between square
29:41and manoring that that place is not big enough for the both of them ladies and gentlemen man
29:46but we may have found someone more trigger happy and ready to shoot with square man thank you guys
29:52for hanging out appreciate you all we're going to talk about it hopefully you had a good fun
29:56I didn't want the episode to end ladies and gentlemen wake up roger wake up uh ladies and
30:04gentlemen hopefully you had a good time watching this episode I honestly I didn't want it to end
30:10it just was really getting good towards the end bits there but man there was some great
30:15funny moments here some great fifth columnist uh attires here you know each one adding to their
30:22own personalities and let me know which costume you enjoyed most I think I'm vibing with pikeys
30:30because yeah I do like those gangster kind of films uh I still got a down the road in my free
30:36time in the future uh I don't know if I'll do it on the channel but yeah I gotta watch you know um
30:41the Scarface the you know the OG Scarface I watched the Al Pacino one but um you know but I
30:49never got a chance to watch the you know the um the earlier the the earlier one this way way way
30:56way before my time man but um you know the the newer version of the Scarface is uh at least it's
31:02a classic in the hood here and um yeah I want to see the other one I definitely want to see the
31:08other one but uh yeah right now I got a lot to watch so you know maybe when things die down a
31:14little bit I yeah I'll see if I can see that movie for funsy but yeah to see the great costumes I
31:20think Pikes was fantastic I gotta give you know Jonesy some credit as well I felt like I was
31:26watching Sister Act for a moment there uh which is you know if you want to have a little fun fact
31:31of my own it's one of my favorite movies growing up Sister Act 1 and Sister Act 2 um you know I
31:38grew up singing in a choir so uh you know that movie was pretty special to me so a little little
31:46random little bits of information um probably nobody cares but I will tell you guys anyway but
31:51man it was such a fun filled episode here you know from the shooting bits uh you know Pike was
31:58having some great aim to mannering uh so then you got the little wager here and you know you you got
32:04mannering that wants to do one nah man you know Frazier's like how about 10 shilling 10 shilling
32:10uh you know he wants he wants to up the ante here man and I loved how when that gentleman
32:16was interrupting interrupting my boy uh you know as he's shooting you got Pike like you miss
32:28you miss no shit bro I loved it I loved it obviously funniest hell in the moment there man
32:33and yo yo freaking Frazier got a lot of money on this one man he was making bank man he literally
32:40robbed my boy uh you know on this episode but we do enjoy that in many moments in many instances that
32:48you know freaking Captain Mannering is the punchline he is you know he's the guy that
32:53gets beat up essentially uh you know in a lot of the episodes he's the butt of the jokes a lot of
32:59times to you know his facial expressions you know you got him saying Wilson oh yeah you're dressed
33:05like that to you know tick me off and you know many words and stuff and I believe so too you
33:11know I kind of believe so Wilson's that dude man that he just so freaking funny he doesn't even
33:17have to try much and when he interacts with my boy it is gold man I just love that interaction
33:24between them you can tell obviously they work together you know in the bank and all that stuff
33:28so they got a long relationship you know the friendship uh if we call it I don't you know
33:35I like to think that they have a good friendship you you know even it's like two of you you got
33:40your best friend and sometimes you butt heads for a little bit but it's all good at the end of the
33:46day that's kind of how I feel like with this but man I was really enjoying the costumes um I gotta
33:52say one of the better parts of this episode was when mr blue it came in and you got warden you
33:59know you got hodges here coming in you know he's got a sour face I'm not gonna have anything today
34:04so something's going on something's brewing with him he's already bitching and shit like that and
34:10I love the interaction a lot of times between him and mandarin and stuff uh you know that when he's
34:15calling him Napoleon and shit but this is the first time or at least that I can remember right
34:20now you know what I mean um where you know uh mandarin had his back you know he is also someone
34:27that is kind of the the brunt of a lot of jokes it's picked on a little bit too uh but you know
34:33he was bullying my boy mr bluett and mr bluett was a gangster on this episode I love uh he fought back
34:40you know with his words to all that shit that he was doing I hate you I was wow I was like wow
34:46damn man that one that one struck oh I felt that in my soul ladies and gentlemen that I'm like
34:53damn I hate you you could feel like warden was like oh shit man he says a lot of people hate
34:58him and I don't doubt it man he'd be cheapskating a lot of people that it ended up leading to a
35:03great moment there when he was getting his butt kicked by all our troops here got slapped up he
35:10got slapped up by Frazier uh you know he was getting punched by Hodges and you know you know
35:17my boy pike was ready he was yo he was ready he was ready and I feel like yo if you watch a lot of
35:23things uh you are kind of a product of your environment like you know like you grow up in a
35:29hood essentially you know you some things rub off on you you know that it still holds true for your
35:36whole life and I think that if you watch a lot of movies especially watch a lot of gangster films
35:40and stuff like that um yeah you know you got a little bit of these cool habits so this is why
35:46I love Pike I think Pike always been shining you know more and more and more and more um you know
35:53as the series has been going on you get to see him do his thing I love when they go into you know
35:58the German you know they going into these different uh voices and you know accents and shit and they
36:04just doing that shit on the fly something I could never do um but it is amazing it's brilliant it
36:09speaks to to their character but their their acting chops their acting skills you know Wilson
36:14um you know uh I think it was Fray no I think it was Jonesy as well maybe a little bit of Frazier
36:20and he tried to get Mr. Manorin to do it but uh Pike was like you know Pike asked that you're
36:25gonna do a little German accent he was like Pike Manorin was not having it man but man I've been
36:30just enjoying the show I think the great moments um were you know blew it early on the the gun
36:37shooting bits I think you got a lot of little bits of great moments here uh the phone call
36:42with the verger picking up and you know he's like uh I said Uncle Roger uh you know wake up Roger
36:48and he's like my name's not Roger you know what I mean uh and he's like where the hell is Godfrey
36:53and shit and you know you know where Godfrey's gotta be man he's probably been holding that
36:56for quite some time I love a man sometimes you know Frasier be mean to him too you know be joking
37:04on him and I'm all for it you feel sympathy you feel sad but I think ladies and gentlemen they
37:10woke up Wilmington man they they they woke up the town they shaked it up man and I think we just had
37:16a blast watching it uh I had a feeling that uh Square would definitely shoot because he yo I
37:24gotta say Manoring and Square have a great voice that leads uh you know uh it for me like if I was
37:33in the platoon you know earns you know my my uh my alert like they're gonna keep me on my toes
37:40make sure I'm not slacking off you know like if they say turn up you know whatever I'm like oh
37:45shit okay okay okay all right sorry you know like they just command presence I guess that's what
37:50I'm trying to get at uh you know with their voice and stuff and yeah Square uh it's almost a
37:55squirrel uh I can't speak today but um yeah Square did a hell of a good job ladies and gentlemen
38:02man and I'm still just enjoying the show having a blast hopefully you guys are I think there was
38:06plenty of action obviously there's a lot of slapstick uh things going on plenty of funny
38:11moments great memorable moments um yeah just the boys hanging in uh together I always love that
38:18camaraderie and then when they were interrogating the other guys that are looking suspicious you
38:23know uh you know these fifth columnists I I was interested I was interested in that he's like
38:30yeah all right let's see your favorite man my man took that gun real quick man remember you
38:34better learn a little bit more too man uh he's a little bit slow with that uh that actually
38:40that was funny as hell man I don't know about you all I had a blast let me know in the comments
38:45down below if you enjoyed it enough of my yapping thank you so much for hanging out
38:49enjoy your weekend as always more dad's army if you know you're rocking with me on this show let
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39:13dad's army you delivered another banger episode see you soon peace