These kids have zero filter and maximum sass! From epic comebacks to eye rolls that could end worlds, this compilation proves that toddlers and tweens might just be the real comedy kings and queens. Whether they're roasting their parents or serving up attitude with a juice box in hand, these little legends are bringing the heat—and the laughs!
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00:00M-O-U-S-G
00:03Mouse
00:04Good reading
00:06P-A-R-A-K-G-G-T
00:16Penguin
00:18Epic fail
00:26Don't swallow that water
00:30You can pee in this water
00:33Not in your swim
00:37Yeah, it will wash out
00:39I'm peeing right now
00:43Mercury
00:46Say Mercury
00:48Uranus
00:50Uranus
00:52What?
00:53Uranus
00:54No, Uranus
00:56My anus
00:58Your anus
01:00Your anus
01:02Say yes, that's right
01:04Can you say Neptune?
01:06Neptune
01:08And Uranus
01:10I'm anus
01:12I'm anus
01:14I'm anus
01:16Brennan, say Uranus
01:19I'm anus
01:20No, not I'm anus
01:22Uranus
01:23I'm anus
01:25I'm anus
01:27Me?
01:29Are you my anus?
01:35I like boys
01:37But you're kind of young to like boys
01:39I like boys
01:41I like boys
01:43I like boys
01:45I like boys
01:47Gonna be giving daddy a heart attack
01:49I like boys
01:51Repeat it so much
01:53How old are you?
01:55Seven
01:57Do you know what you want to do when you grow up yet?
01:59Be an anus
02:01Be a what?
02:03An artist
02:05You caught him
02:07Haley
02:09Haley, what do you want from Santa Claus?
02:11Paper
02:13What does daddy want?
02:15Alphacetomy
02:17Alphacetomy
02:19So they
02:21Get a certificate of appreciation
02:23For being your mentor
02:25That's the person who helped you through the program that you just went on
02:29And they get a patch
02:31I guess they're going to have to spite over it
02:33Yeah
02:35They do it every day
02:37Yeah
02:39Thank you
02:41Jack, jump over the candlestick
02:44Good
02:45I jumped over the candlestick
02:47You jumped over the candlestick?
02:49Yeah, I bowed my butt
02:53Santa Claus came
02:55I know
02:56You wanna see what he brought you?
02:57Neat
02:58You wanna see what Santa Claus brought?
03:00He brought me a video camera
03:03Why are you crying?
03:06I don't know
03:08Cause I don't want kids
03:10It's so exhausting
03:14Okay, you don't have to have kids
03:18Can you say Miami?
03:20Miami
03:22Can you say Miami again?
03:24Miami
03:26No, say Miami
03:28Miami
03:30No, I only say your Ami
03:32Say your Ami
03:34Miami
03:36Miami
03:37Alright
03:38This is kind of a close-up here
03:42I got up your nose here
03:44Any boogos up there?
03:50I don't think so
03:52It looks pretty clean
03:54I am thankful for my mom
04:00I'm thankful for
04:02I'm
04:04Loved it
04:10Did you get into the cake?
04:12No
04:14Do you know what's on your face?
04:16Do you know what's on your face?
04:18Are you sure you didn't have any cake?
04:20Huh?
04:22Get over here