Kids Say The Funniest Things

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Get ready to laugh until you cry! Kids have no filter, and that’s exactly what makes them comedy gold. From brutally honest one-liners to the most unexpected wisdom, this compilation is packed with the funniest, cutest, and most unintentional stand-up routines you’ll ever hear. Whether they’re roasting their parents, making up wild stories, or just completely misunderstanding life, these little comedians prove that kids really do say the darndest things!

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00:00That's my chair. What did you just say to me? That's my chair.

00:04Can you stop laughing?

00:10Who are you?

00:12I'm Addison Eggie.

00:15I'm the teacher.

00:19Okay.

00:21Well, I tried.

00:25Bella, say Alexa.

00:30Baby?

00:31Look at Daddy.

00:32What did you eat?

00:33Banana.

00:35It doesn't look like a banana.

00:37You're sure you didn't eat chocolate?

00:39Banana.

00:41You had a banana?

00:43What's all that on your face?

00:46Banana.

00:48Except that changed my story.

00:50I had a banana dipped in chocolate.

00:51That's what it looks like.

00:53Guys, that was a big one.

00:58Say Walmart.

01:00Watermelt.

01:01Say it again.

01:02Watermelt.

01:07Say Walmart.

01:08Watermelt.

01:10I did it!

01:13I'm going to Disney World.

01:16You want to go back to Disney World?

01:18Yeah, I want to go back to Disney World.

01:22Is that your favorite place?

01:24Yeah.

01:25Are you doing poop?

01:27Yeah.

01:28What are you doing?

01:29I'm pooping.

01:33Are you doing poop?

01:40Hey, guess what?

01:41Give me a kiss.

01:43I love you.

01:45Now the vascular will be.

01:48What were you saying about my singing?

01:50It was a little bit annoying.

01:52But my singing is?

01:56Are you sure?

01:58Can I just sing a little bit?

01:59No!

02:01Why not?

02:02Am I annoying to you?

02:04No.

02:05It's just your singing is annoying.

02:08I thought I sang real pretty.

02:10Where's Charlie's chocolate milk?

02:12This one.

02:14Why is it gone?

02:15I actually didn't drink it.

02:17You what?

02:18I drank it.

02:19You what?

02:20I drank it.

02:21You drank it?

02:22Why?

02:23I don't know.

02:24Charlie didn't come up here.

02:25Because I was asleep.

02:29Have you been eating crayons?

02:31Yeah.

02:32You have?

02:33Yeah.

02:34Really good?

02:35Yeah.

02:36They were?

02:37Okay.

02:38What color was it?

02:39Blue.

02:43What's in there?

02:44Poopy.

02:45Poopy?

02:46In there a banana?

02:48Yeah.

02:50Oh, no.

02:52It's not poopy.

02:53But the banana is brown.

02:55Should I throw it away?

02:57No.

02:58What kind of cereal do you have?

03:00Crap and crud.

03:03You get what you want and you don't throw a fit.

03:06But it really is you get what you get and you don't throw a fit.

03:11No, it isn't.

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