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Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Witness the pint-sized phenomenon that’s taking over living rooms everywhere: kids saying the darndest things! Brace yourself for jaw-dropping honesty, mind-boggling questions, and statements so wild even cartoons can’t keep up. It’s tiny humans, massive chaos, and non-stop belly laughs—all in one epic show!

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00:00Where are the cars?
00:02Are they in Daniel's room?
00:05No.
00:06Are they in the kitchen?
00:07No.
00:08Are they in the bathroom?
00:10No.
00:11Are they in Mommy and Daddy's room?
00:13No.
00:14Where are they?
00:16Is it the closet, Mommy?
00:18They're in the closet?
00:19No.
00:20Sneaky cars, Mommy.
00:21Those sneaky cars.
00:24They were hiding here the whole time.
00:28Oh my goodness.
00:30I'm going to grow up into a veterinarian doctor, into a spider doctor.
00:37So I can make sure spiders are not hurt.
00:43And I grow up into a gorilla doctor.
00:49And I grow up into a snake doctor.
00:52Can you help me?
00:54What kind of a doctor?
00:56A snake doctor?
00:58Yeah.
00:59What kind?
01:00I said a rattlesnake doctor.
01:05Oh, okay.
01:06You call the cops on me?
01:08No, the police officers.
01:09Why?
01:10Because you don't braid your hair.
01:14Because I didn't braid your hair?
01:16So you call the cops on me?
01:18No, the police officers.
01:21You call the police officers on me?
01:23What are they going to do to me?
01:24They're going to braid my hair.
01:28So Daddy's going to get a ticket because he didn't braid your hair?
01:32I'm going to get a ticket?
01:34Cheeseburger, french fries, and some ice cream, please?
01:38Oh, hi, baby.
01:39Why?
01:40Because I'm inflation.
01:43Inflation?
01:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:46I just run out.
01:47Oh, you run out?
01:48Yeah, I'll go to a different store.
01:51Yeah, I'll go to a different store.
01:52Do you like it when it's Mommy's birthday?
01:54Hmm.
01:58Oopsie.
01:59I told you.
02:01Who was your first girlfriend?
02:07Leanne.
02:08And how long did you go out with her?
02:11For about two years.
02:13Two years.
02:14Wow.
02:15Did you kiss Leanne?
02:17Or like twice a day.
02:20Twice a day?
02:22And she let you?
02:24She kissed me twice a day, too.
02:27So then it was four times?
02:31Like she kissed you twice and you kissed her twice?
02:34No.
02:35It wasn't four times.
02:36We just did it each day.
02:38She kissed me on Monday and I kissed her on Tuesday.
02:41Oh, so like every other day.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Okay.
02:44What'd you do?
02:45I washed your hair.
02:46You washed your hair?
02:47Yeah.
02:48Oh.
02:49It looks good.
02:51Wash it.
02:54Wash it.
02:56Wash it.
02:58Wash it.
02:59Wash it.
03:00Wash it.
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