Web Yooha (Web Juha, komična emisija) 3/5

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00:00Hello, I'm Chris Hardick. Welcome back to WebSoup. Thanks for coming back.

00:10So even though the country is in a drunken recession and do stumble towards the turlet,

00:14people are still selling crap we don't need but couldn't possibly live without.

00:18Except, of course, for all the wonderful advertisers on our program.

00:22Oh, hello, bonies.

00:25If you can find a cheaper diaper to have a boner in, you buy it!

00:30Now, let's take a gander at what's collecting dust in humanity's bargain bin.

00:39And if you order in the next 20 minutes, that means you're sad and alone.

00:46Belts! They are the sideways suspenders of your waist.

00:51But when your everyday belt isn't striking fear enough into the hearts of the people you regularly abuse,

00:56you must get this.

01:11She wasn't wearing any pants to the... Okay.

01:15Yes, the belt sword. It's that handy device you're struggling to remove from the belt loops on your dockers

01:21while being stabbed by a guy with the far inferior normal sword.

01:25No.

01:33Say, you know, nuts got it rough.

01:35I mean, they're always just hanging out front, surrounded by your thinnest skin on your body,

01:40like an executive desk toy just waiting to be clacked together.

01:43And in their honor, here's our Huevos Holocaust of a segment.

01:50So, you're hanging out with your friends, watching the 1988 classic BMX movie Rad, and you're...

02:02And you really want to try to pull off some of the gnarly stunts of Crew Jones.

02:17But then you realize you can't bike dance to the song Send Me An Angel, so you just end up doing this.

02:23Guys should have been wearing bonies.

02:39It was even more sad that all those kids were probably there just to see that.

02:44Oh, hey, you going down to see Nick's balls get run over by a bike?

02:47Of course, man! I've been looking forward to that all week!

02:49Oh, our small-town lives suck.

02:52You know, there's some stuff I'm on the fence about.

02:56Socialized medicine, Sam Raimi's decision to give Spider-Man organic web-shooters,

03:00ambivalence.

03:02But one thing I am NOT on the fence about, subjecting my beanbag to this!

03:13Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

03:16Oh, ho, ho, ho!

03:18Well played, former Nuts owner. Well played.

03:30Even our stage manager was like, what's he trying to do?

03:34If you freak out a Brit, you have gone way too far with nut humor.

03:40But we're not only the only people taking delight in the man's groinal agony.

03:44We also put the viral on Twitter, and here's what you Tweet Tweakers had to say.

03:48At Corey Ichabod wrote,

03:50When your insurance won't cover your vasectomy!

03:54Meh.

03:56At MisophobicPhil tweeted,

03:58Break me off a piece of that nut smash bar!

04:00Getting better!

04:02At Alex J. Morgan says,

04:04In a brave act of humanitarianism, Earl removes himself from the gene pool!

04:08Wait, hang on.

04:12Are we 100% sure that wasn't a Tweet from at Gary Larson?

04:15Does that sound like a Gary?

04:18You know, we'll see the big guy and a bear standing nearby for some reason.

04:21Say, have you been dying to see two guys get their nuts bashed in by a...

04:26Oh, hang on. I've already said nuts.

04:28Listen, we've had so many crotch injuries on the show that the nut synonyms are getting used up.

04:33Let's see, we've used, uh, balls, sperm globes, uh, gulions, man berries.

04:39Do we have the nut thoris that I could borrow?

04:41Thank you very much.

04:42Let's see!

04:44Um...

04:47Hairy walnuts, family jewels, grapes, squibbles.

04:52Aha! Here it is!

04:54Please enjoy this next viral in which the aforementioned fellows both take a hit to the Fraggle Rocks!

05:00All right.

05:03All right?

05:04Just go, yeah.

05:06Whoa!

05:07Whoa!

05:09Whoa!

05:12To be perfectly honest, I've always wanted to see two grown men hanging out in a playground

05:21get a steel bar to the...

05:24Harry and the Hendersons.

05:27Thanks, Nutsaurus!

05:29Yeah!

05:34Coming up on Web Soup...

05:35Crazy young woman, come on down!

05:37You're the next contestant on Things You Can't Unsee!

05:41Welcome back to Web Soup!

05:52I'm Chris...

05:54Hardwick.

05:56Now, for the viral video equivalent of walking in on your parents having sex...

06:01with their parents...

06:03It's Things You Can't Unsee!

06:10The Exorcist is considered by many to be the most disturbing movie ever made not starring Sandra Bullock.

06:28And when it was re-released in 2000, the filmmakers decided to add a scene that had previously been deleted from the original film.

06:35It's called the Spider Walk scene, and I'm starting to pee just thinking about it.

06:38Now, for legal reasons, we can't actually show you that scene, but we can show you this woman recreating it.

06:43Enjoy the terror!

06:45That poor dog has to live with those people.

07:14You can see more of our videos by eating really spicy food, listening to black metal, and then falling asleep in a graveyard.

07:24Quick! Engage the palate cleanser!

07:27Blood Cleanser!

07:29Winner talk on a mini-nook, a mini-nook.

07:35Winner talk on a mini-nook, a mini-nook.

07:42Oh, look at that.

07:55He's licking on the knobs and the dials.

07:57He must think they're his ass.

08:00Once in a blue moon, a web video comes along

08:03that changes all the rules.

08:05Luckily on WebSoup, blue moons pop up

08:07on average once every seven days.

08:08This is the greatest web video ever!

08:12You know, sometimes you get home from a long day at work and you just want to sit down

08:22on the couch, crack open a cold one, and forcibly compress your coccyx.

08:27That's where a couple of close friends and airbags stuffed under a sofa cushion come in handy.

08:31This is the couch.

08:33It's messed up.

08:34So this is the airbag.

08:35We're going to put it inside the couch.

08:37We're just going to sit here and hopefully blow him to the ceiling.

08:41Get the f*** in here, pal.

08:42What's up, man?

08:43How you doing?

08:44Billy Bayes, give me some oxyclean.

08:46What the f***?

08:50What the f***?

08:55What the f***?

08:59What the f***?

09:03What the f***?

09:09No, no.

09:10Don't worry.

09:13I know you're worried.

09:15Don't worry.

09:16That couch folds out into a wheelchair.

09:18Well, that's it for our show.

09:21Don't forget to follow us on Twitter.

09:22We are at WebSoup.

09:23Thanks for watching, everybody.

09:24We'll see you next time.

09:25Good night.

09:26Good night.

09:27Good night.

09:28Good afternoon.

09:29Good day.

09:30So long.

09:31Good night.

09:40Good night.

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