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00:00Danny Doring ripped into the corner.
00:05Angel misses and crunches himself on the top turnbuckle.
00:11The Baldi's are in trouble.
00:13Bam, bam, thank you ma'am on DeVito.
00:18Danny Doring is looking to make the tag into Roadkill,
00:24who was pulled off of the ring entrance by Simon Diamond and Swinger.
00:32Simon Diamond and Swinger are mugging Roadkill on the outside.
00:37Danny Doring forced to go it alone against Angel and
00:42DeVito of the Baldi's, Roadkill hits the steel guardrail.
00:50Reversal on Doring, double team tag tag cover.
00:56Thanks to Simon Diamond and Swinger,
01:01the Baldi's get a huge victory over Danny Doring and Roadkill.
01:09And the Baldi's are in trouble.
01:24Or are they?
01:29Extreme Championship Wrestling.
01:59Or are they?
02:29This is extreme.
02:59This is extreme.
03:29This is extreme.
04:00This is extreme.
04:08This is extreme.
04:16This is extreme.
04:27Here's the 187 chair dive.
04:35And Nujak has defeated Angel in an impromptu New Orleans street fight.
04:43Angel now ejected from the ring.
04:53Take a look at the weapon glittering our wrestling ring.
05:03The original gangsta Nujak.
05:11Nujak is the king of the street.
05:21Still to come, the footage that TNN refused to let you see.
05:29Paul Heyman and Joel Gertner center.
05:31Look, an announcement on the return of Paul Murray.
05:35Don't go away.
05:37Hello, everyone, and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV.
05:40I'm Joey Styles.
05:41This week, coming to you from the Ilario in New Orleans, Louisiana,
05:45tonight's program features some controversial footage.
05:48In fact, it was so controversial, it was censored by TNN and MTV Network,
05:54and you will see it here tonight.
06:05The enforcer of the new dangerous alliance, C.W. Anderson,
06:12along with the director of covert operations, Electra.
06:20Look at all the Cajun crack babies who showed up tonight.
06:38You know what?
06:48The last time I was in New Orleans, you people showed how rude,
06:55disrespectful, and inconsiderate that you could be.
07:03So let's get one thing straight.
07:07I did not pay to see you.
07:17You people paid to see me.
07:28And until that changes, I suggest all of you show me a little respect
07:38and keep your mouths shut.
07:45While I introduce the psycho yuppie from Scarsdale, New York,
07:51and my name just happens to be...
08:01I can't understand why these fans won't let him finish.
08:09You know what?
08:10If he don't stop right now, we are all leaving.
08:21You people actually want us to leave?
08:27Okay, we'll stay.
08:32My name just happens to be...
08:43I know you're all just jealous of how good looking I am.
08:49My name just happens to be...
08:55Lou E. Dangerously.
09:04And tonight, I present to you first, the director of covert operations,
09:10ladies and gentlemen, and I say that very loosely, ladies and gentlemen, Electra.
09:17Speaking of loosely...
09:20And now...
09:30Competing for your entertainment, hailing from Raleigh, North Carolina,
09:36ladies and gentlemen, this is the enforcer, C.W. Anderson.
09:46And the fans are all here tonight.
09:56And the fans are on their feet for the entrance of Kid K.
10:17It was at Hartford in 2005 on April New that Kid K defeated C.W. Anderson,
10:27the new Dangerous Alliance to finish this rematch here tonight on Hartford TV.
10:42Kid K goes to the air like Noah the Rattlesnake, and he is out.
10:53Kid K goes to the air like Noah the Rattlesnake, and he C.W.
11:12You can bet that C.W. Anderson will be looking to break down Kid K
11:18to man-wrestle him.
11:26Take a look at Kid K, right in the face of C.W. Anderson.
11:30He's not taking down anyone.
11:32Weighing in at 203 pounds, hailing from Johnson City, Tennessee,
11:41Kid K!
11:50Referee Mike Keener's got his work cut out for him, keeping these two apart.
12:09No question about it, the fans here at Galerio in New Orleans,
12:15solidly behind Kid K.
12:19Here's the opening bell.
12:20This matchup officially underway.
12:23Power and elbow tie-up.
12:26Kid K shoved off by C.W. Anderson.
12:42Kid K looks to be in great shape.
12:48Big tie-up once again.
12:50Arm wringer now by Cash.
12:51A thumb to the eye for good measure.
12:53They get two.
12:57Anderson with the reversal now.
12:59Into a side headlock.
13:06Anderson backed up into the ropes.
13:07No clean break.
13:08Instead he shot off shoulder block.
13:10Down goes Cash.
13:11Dropped down by Cash.
13:12Up and over goes Anderson.
13:14Hip cross, block, and revert.
13:23Kid Cash now faking it over in the corner.
13:29Kid Cash was trying to speed up the pace of this matchup,
13:33which would favor him in his wrestling style.
13:36C.W. Anderson very methodical.
13:40He's going to try to slow down the pace
13:42and wear down Kid Cash.
13:55Get to the midsection.
13:56Knife and chuck.
13:59Side headlock now by Cash.
14:03Shoulder block.
14:04Down goes C.W. Anderson.
14:06Shoulder block.
14:07Down goes C.W. Anderson.
14:08Up and over goes Kid Cash.
14:09Clothesline, duck.
14:11Hip cross, block.
14:13This time Cash comes up with it.
14:16Japanese arm drag.
14:22Another arm drag and a drop kick.
14:24C.W. Anderson goes to the outside
14:26where he will not be seen.
14:30Welcome back to ECW Hardcore TV.
14:35The director of corporate operations
14:37for the Dangerous Alliance, Elektra,
14:39now distracting Kid Cash.
14:43While Louis D. Eversley distracts referee Mike Keener.
14:47There's a slap to the ear.
14:52Cash has Elektra.
15:02What a super kick by the enforcer.
15:13And C.W. Anderson now capitalized
15:16on the game plan laid out by Louis D. Eversley.
15:32Kid Cash looks to be hurt.
15:34Covering up in the corner.
15:36But the enforcer, C.W. Anderson, is unrelenting.
15:43He super kicked Kid Cash right in his left shoulder.
15:47And now, as is the Anderson trademark,
15:51C.W. is working over that left shoulder.
15:59Anderson now stomping away on that shoulder.
16:02Cash trying to fight his way out of the corner.
16:04But Anderson not letting up.
16:10Stomping on the collar bone now
16:13where the arm connects to the torso.
16:28Sit-down power slam on the arm.
16:31The Anderson tradition enters the new millennium.
16:34Two and a half.
16:35Two and a half for C.W. Anderson
16:38who is looking for revenge
16:41for the loss he suffered in Kid Cash
16:43in Hardcore Heaven 2000.
16:50Gotta remind all of our viewers
16:52that ECW returns to pay-per-view
16:54on Sunday night, July 16th.
16:57Just over a month.
17:01With ECW Heat Wave 2001
17:04on left hand by C.W. Anderson.
17:09And again, hammering down on the shoulder.
17:14Kid Cash ducks the clothesline, double springboard.
17:18And comes down across the back of the neck
17:21of C.W. Anderson out of desperation.
17:26Double axe handle executed.
17:29And Cash may have injured his own left arm
17:31in the process.
17:33A wild swing.
17:35Kid Cash turned inside out.
17:39Cover.
17:51Electro-and-lowly dangerously encouraging C.W. Anderson.
18:03C.W. Anderson now trash-talking Kid Cash.
18:08Cash firing back with his right arm.
18:10Not a lot behind that punch.
18:15High-fetch chop in the corner by the enforcer.
18:24Shoulder first, Kid Cash.
18:26Rolled into the top turnbuckle.
18:33And here asking Kid Cash if he wants to give it up.
18:35Cash says no.
18:37Showing a lot of courage here tonight in New Orleans.
18:41That left arm pretty much just dangling there.
18:50Kid Cash trying to fight off Anderson
18:53with only his right hand.
18:55He threw the left.
18:57He threw the left as you can hear Kid Cash scream
19:00as he connected to his left.
19:02Reversal out of the corner.
19:05Again, shoulder first into the top turnbuckle.
19:08Single arm DDT.
19:11That may be all.
19:12Cover.
19:17Anderson still stomping away on that shoulder.
19:21That may be all, cover, plan for this.
19:27One for three if you can come without ending the matchup.
19:40Anderson still stomping away on that shoulder.
19:52Get cashed up for the Ryan Anderson charges, and misses.
20:00Get cashed now, went for the hood and got caught,
20:04but came up with the DDT out of nowhere,
20:07hooked the leg, covered C.W. Anderson with everything he had,
20:13and all of his 203 pounds are caught
20:15in the shoulders of the enforcer,
20:17who still managed to catch him.
20:22The fans now rally behind Kid Cash,
20:25reversal on the Irish whip,
20:27Spinebuster, Spinebuster by C.W. Anderson,
20:31will that be all?
20:32He hooked the leg.
20:34No, Kid Cash gets to the bottom rope.
20:39Immediately after being landed with the Spinebuster,
20:42Kid Cash began wriggling towards the ropes,
20:45and he was covered, he reached out in desperation
20:48to break the undercut.
20:50Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
20:53Chomp fest.
20:55Louie Dangerously missed with the telephone,
20:57Kid Cash on top, it's over.
21:00Kid Cash just bailed in six.
21:02The winner of the match, Kid Cash!
21:09Louie Dangerously knocked out C.W. Anderson,
21:14and Kid Cash with one arm covered the enforcer
21:19to steal a victory.
21:21Kid Cash remains one step ahead
21:25of Louie's new Dangerous Alliance.
21:29Your winner, Kid Cash.
21:33Still to come, the editorial that TNN
21:37did not want you to hear.
21:40Paul Heyman and Joe Gertner both censored by the network.
21:44And an update on the return of Daughtry.
22:15But Paul Heyman is too controversial.
22:19My name is Paul Heyman,
22:21and I'm the executive producer and the owner
22:23of Extreme Championship Wrestling.
22:25And since this show apparently is going to make air this week,
22:29I'd like to take this moment to thank you for watching ECW.
22:32You have to be an ECW fan to watch this show,
22:35because God knows the network has never put out
22:37one freaking commercial or one press release
22:39to let you know that we're here.
22:41But that's their scheme of things.
22:44You see, in just a few weeks,
22:46the network is going to give $100 million
22:48to Vince McMahon like he needs it
22:50to replace us,
22:52in case they haven't thrown us off before then.
22:55And the fact of the matter is,
22:57we're not a publicly funded company
22:59like Vince McMahon or WCW.
23:01We survive or even thrive on your support.
23:05And for that, we thank you.
23:08Now, in an industry where everybody wants to be real,
23:10and everybody wants to do a shoot,
23:13this, my friends, is a shoot.
23:15We hate this stinking network.
23:17We hate their guts for abandoning us.
23:20We hate their guts for not supporting us.
23:22We hate their guts for not advertising us.
23:24And we hate their guts for not having the balls
23:27to throw us off the air.
23:29And just in case you're watching this,
23:31hey, network, I dare you to throw me off the air.
23:34Because I'm going to break every rule
23:36that you put in front of me
23:38until you throw me the hell off the air.
23:41Now, this, my friends, is a shoot.
23:44You better take that $100 million
23:46that you're going to give Vince McMahon,
23:48and you better spend it on attorneys.
23:52Because I promise you, network,
23:54the war has just begun.
24:01So that's the editorial
24:03that TNN did not want you to hear.
24:05Is it controversial? Yes.
24:07Is it true? Yes.
24:09You saw it live in their face, yes.
24:11But did it need to be censored?
24:15You saw it. Judge for yourself.
24:20And coming up after this matchup,
24:22we'll show you comments that Joel Gertner made
24:25that were also censored by TNN.
24:28Quite frankly, those were a little more offensive.
24:32Nevertheless, they were also most likely
24:35as true as the words spoken by Paul Heyman.
24:38Judge for yourself after this matchup.
24:41The new team of Simon and Swinger
24:44currently stand at 0-1.
24:47They were defeated last week
24:49right here on ECW Hardshore TV in Toledo
24:52by Danny Doering and Roadkill.
24:55Subsequently, earlier tonight,
24:58they cost Doering and Roadkill a matchup
25:01against the Baldies
25:03when they mugged Roadkill on the outside.
25:06New Orleans, Simon has a problem.
25:12Simon's got a myriad of problems.
25:20Just in case you haven't noticed,
25:27we came out earlier and set an example
25:31of Doering and Roadkill.
25:37And our message is clear.
25:42We are not a comedy act.
25:49Simon Diamond interrupted
25:53by the music of their opponents.
26:07Chris Chetty and Nova
26:10make their way to the ring
26:12here at the Olario in New Orleans.
26:19And ladies and gentlemen,
26:21disregard the Wonder Twins,
26:23the guy with the parasol,
26:25and the swashbuckling musketeer,
26:27because Simon and Swinger are not a comedy act.
26:37Well, Chetty and Nova aren't amused,
26:40that's for sure.
26:45The ECW World Tag Team titles are vacant.
26:50They were vacated by the World Heavyweight Champion
26:53Justin Credible.
26:54On behalf of himself and his partner,
26:56every team in ECW wants to be
26:59the next World Tag Team Champions.
27:02First and foremost, weighing in at 226 pounds,
27:08hailing from the mothership in Atlanta, Georgia,
27:13professional wrestling's number one draft pick,
27:18this is Swinger!
27:26His tag team partner,
27:29weighing in tonight at 228 pounds,
27:32a white-collar, blue-chip,
27:34all-American athletic ability
27:37from South Bend, Indiana,
27:40the only man who despises this godforsaken place
27:45even more than Ricky Williams.
27:52The front cover, the featured attraction,
27:55and the future of his business,
27:58Simon Diamond!
28:05And their opponents,
28:07first, weighing in at 227 pounds,
28:11from Amityville, New York,
28:13Chris Chetty!
28:20And his partner, weighing in at 220 pounds,
28:25from the Silicon Valley,
28:27this is Nova!
28:35And Justin Credible vacated the World Tag Team titles
28:40and dissolved the Impact players.
28:42He threw every tag team here at ECW into turmoil.
28:46And right now, every team is competing
28:49to be the top seed in the World Tag Team title tournament.
28:54If and when that happens,
28:56we still don't know.
28:57No decision has been reached.
28:58We don't know how we're gonna crown
29:00our next World Tag Team champion.
29:03Simon Diamond brought into the ring the hard way.
29:07Chris Chetty with a nice right hand over the top.
29:11Reversal on the Irish whip.
29:14Little behind by Chetty.
29:17Nice elevation on the back body drop.
29:21Front kick by Chetty.
29:23Scissor kick to the back of the neck of Simon Diamond.
29:28Egging Nova.
29:32Simon Diamond stepping the line.
29:34A pair of front kicks.
29:37And down goes Simon Diamond.
29:39Great double deep kick.
29:40Swinger comes in.
29:42He goes down as well.
29:48Nova now hammering Simon Diamond.
29:50Reversal.
29:52Deep front counter.
29:53Nova hangs on.
29:54Clothesline by Swinger on the apron.
29:59Side kick by Simon Diamond.
30:01Nova tumbles to the outside.
30:04Chris Chetty wants in the ring.
30:06Jim Odo keeping Chetty out.
30:08That's just playing into the hands of this circus of misfits
30:12that follow Simon Diamond around.
30:16Look at Swinger and Simon going to Chetty into the ring.
30:22Cartwheel handspring elbow by the prodigy on the outside.
30:31Nova threw back in after taking a beating.
30:38Simon in, Swinger out.
30:44Another tag.
30:46Swinger checks back in.
30:48Nova stepping the line.
30:53Great double team wrestling by this brand new tag team.
30:57Cover hook to the leg.
30:59Two and a half.
31:00Nova kicks out.
31:07Swinger now with a front chancery on Nova.
31:09Nova trying to fight his way out.
31:15Hangman's Neckbreaker on Nova.
31:18Nova needs to make the tag to Chris Chetty.
31:21Lateral press, two, no.
31:28Tag back in to Simon Diamond.
31:32Nova wide open takes a boot right in the ribs.
31:38Nova's in the wrong corner and he desperately needs to tag in Chetty.
31:44Got a fistfight in the corner.
31:46Nova getting the better of Simon Diamond.
31:49Reversal.
31:51Simon charges, takes a boot to the chest.
31:54Nova hooks him.
31:56Corrado DDT countered.
32:02Simon Diamond with a front kick, cinches up Nova.
32:05Snaps suplex, hands on to Simon Diamond.
32:08Takes him over for a second time.
32:11Nova blocks the third one.
32:15There's the Spin Doctor.
32:17Nova's got to make the tag and he's got to make the tag right now.
32:34Swinger's tagged in and so is Chris Chetty.
32:38Chetty with great over the top right hands and a clothesline.
32:42One for Swinger, one for Simon.
32:44What a side kick.
32:50The Musketeer gets his.
32:52As does the Prodigy.
32:58But the circus give their part to distract Chris Chetty.
33:02But the circus give their part to distract Chris Chetty.
33:06Simon Diamond now with the advantage.
33:09Reversal.
33:11Chetty with another side kick.
33:13Catches Simon Diamond in the back of the head.
33:17Swinger from behind.
33:21Chetty face first into the top turnbuckle.
33:26Chetty's here for the right.
33:28No reversal.
33:31Chris Chetty lands on his feet.
33:34And is knocked off the apron by Swinger.
33:37Chetty hits the steel guardrail.
33:39In comes Nova, nails Swinger from behind.
33:42Headbutt.
33:44Reversal by Swinger.
33:46Simon Diamond with the Musketeer's foil.
33:49Side Russian Leg Sweep by Swinger.
33:52Cover.
33:54No, Nova gets the right shoulder up.
33:58Danny Doering.
34:00Danny Doering has pulled Simon Diamond off the ring apron.
34:05And Roadkill drives Simon Diamond into the steel ring post.
34:09This is payback for what Swinger and Simon did earlier tonight.
34:15Doering and Roadkill doing the Simon Diamond
34:19which Swinger and Simon did to Roadkill to open up Hardcore TV.
34:23Chetty.
34:27The Musketeer is down.
34:33And Nova takes out the Thunder Twin.
34:43With the circus immobilized, Chetty and Nova have a 2 on 1
34:47against Swinger.
34:49Simon has been taken out of this matchup
34:51and sent back to the locker room by Danny Doering and Roadkill.
34:56This is a golden opportunity for Nova and Chetty
34:59to continue their winning streak here in ECW.
35:05Swinger through the legs of Chetty.
35:11Chetty counters Swinger. He's got him up.
35:15Amity Ville horror.
35:21And the winner of the match, Chris Chetty!
35:31Nova and Chetty owe a victory to Doering and Roadkill
35:35who you can bet they will battle with for the number one seat.
35:40I'd like to take this personal time to say hello
35:43to all of my executive friends at TNA.
35:47The ones who have been incarcerated
35:49for smuggling underage farm animals across state lines
35:54for the purposes of sexual gratification.
35:57But at least while they were doing it, they were safe enough.
36:00They only picked the calves that didn't kick back.
36:06Still to come, the Sinister Minister brings Mikey back to the bayou.
36:13And she's hotter than Bourbon Street in the middle of summer.
36:16Dawn Maria's on her way back to ECW.
36:20Tonight, we're going to take care of business.
36:22Hey! Sal! Guido! I took care of everything for us.
36:26FBI versus Mikey Wiprek.
36:29Tonight, I took care of everything. Don't worry about it.
36:31Kid, you ain't never going to learn.
36:33Oh, Sal, Sal. Take it easy. Take it easy.
36:35You want to deal with him? You deal with him.
36:37Whoa, whoa, Sal. I didn't say I want to deal with him.
36:39I still think he's a little stooned out.
36:43Welcome back to ECW Hardcore TV.
36:47Tony...
37:01Tony, Mama Luke still petitioning to become part of the full-blooded Italians.
37:07Damn near killed himself against Mikey Wiprek in his ECW debut on TNN.
37:14A few things they didn't censor.
37:18But Guido says Tony still has to prove himself.
37:22And that sinister laugh, that catch, that blood-curdling cackle can mean only one thing.
37:48A sinister minister and his unholy altar boy, Mikey Wiprek.
37:56Not once, not twice, but three times, Mikey Wiprek has torn the flesh of Big Sally Graziano.
38:09Big Sal says he's looking for the sinister minister.
38:13And Guido and Mikey are now embroiled, embroiled is a pretty good word, in a bitter feud.
38:27Mikey Wiprek is out of his mind.
38:30People down here believe in voodoo.
38:32Sinister minister should feel right at home.
38:34What the hell is Mikey doing at the timekeeper's table?
38:42He lit the bell on fire.
38:49Now what purpose does that serve?
38:51As if Mikey didn't have enough problems, now he's a pyromaniac.
38:54What a troubled time for Mikey Wiprek.
39:04What a troubled time for Mikey Wiprek.
39:06What a troubled time for Mikey Wiprek.
39:08What a troubled time for Mikey Wiprek.
39:11What a troubled young man that is.
39:21What a troubled young man that is.
39:29Ringing tonight at 201 and 1-4 pounds, from the Isle of Sicily,
39:38the Sicilian shooter, Little Guido!
39:46Ringing tonight at 187 pounds,
39:56from Buffalo, New York,
40:03Mikey McBride!
40:10I can't believe Buffalo still acknowledges that Mikey is...
40:14Why is he lighting a bell on fire again?
40:17We just put it out!
40:27Mikey Whipwreck caught climbing into the ring.
40:29The Sicilian shooter now stomping away all over Mikey Whipwreck.
40:34Mikey set for the ride.
40:39Gets the boot up to the face of Little Guido.
40:42Hooks up.
40:43Tornado DDT countered by the Sicilian shooter.
40:47Jawbreaker by Guido.
40:49Both feet in the face of Mikey Whipwreck.
40:55This one may be over.
40:56Guido landed both his feet in the face of Mikey Whipwreck.
41:03Chomp fest.
41:04Mikey going for the Whipwreck Stamper.
41:06Guido counters it.
41:08Gets caught.
41:09Tucks the end to Gary.
41:14Guido takes the second rope to the throat,
41:18and Mikey with the guillotine leg drop.
41:22Tony and Mama Luke may be looking for some payback for last week.
41:25They almost got decapitated on TNN.
41:30That Mama Luke has distracted Mikey
41:33and has given the advantage to the Sicilian shooter.
41:40Reversal on the Italian Whip.
41:42Clothesline ducked.
41:46Guido going for a Hooded Con Ron.
41:47It gets planted and just barely escapes.
41:52The Sinister Minister up on the ring apron
41:54distracting referee Mikey Whipwreck.
41:57The Sinister Minister up on the ring apron
41:59distracting referee Mike Keener.
42:04Mikey setting up little Guido.
42:09And now Tony and Mama Luke.
42:13Mama Luke takes Mikey over with a top turnbuckle
42:16Hooded Con Ron.
42:21And there's the Maratado.
42:26The Sinister Minister inadvertently
42:28cost Mikey the matchup.
42:34Your winner of the match,
42:36Middle Guido.
42:40Guido not giving Tony and Mama Luke any credit for the win.
42:45Mikey now double Whipperstabber on both Guido and Tony and Mama Luke.
42:51And here's Big Sal.
42:53Big Sal is looking for Mikey and the Sinister Minister.
42:59Six foot eight, 600 pounds of Big Sally Graziano
43:04and he's pissed.
43:07Mikey gets crushed in the corner.
43:16Sal has Mikey up and comes crashing down across the sternum.
43:22600 pounds of Big Sal.
43:29Oh my God.
43:30He emptied that entire bottle of fighter fluid on Mikey.
43:33They're going to set Mikey ablaze.
43:38They don't have any matches.
43:47Paul Mahoney coming to the aid of Mikey Whipwreck
43:50and back at it.
44:01What a shot to the head.
44:03And Big Sal is shaking it off.
44:05He is just so enraged.
44:11Belly to belly suplex on the 330 pound Paul Mahoney.
44:21600 pounds down across the chest of Mahoney.
44:30The full blooded Italians had a vendetta.
44:35They came to the Big Easy looking for payback and they got it.
44:42And Dawn Marie has set it up.
44:45We've got a catfight.
44:51Francine may have saved the world heavyweight title for
44:54Justin Credle who was locked in the single leg Boston crib.
45:00Justin Credle and Dawn Marie.
45:04No, no.
45:05Not this.
45:06Not the turnstile.
45:09Good God.
45:13All right guys and some of you girls.
45:15Here's the announcement you've been waiting for.
45:17The return of Dawn Marie.
45:18It will be at the Midwest Massacre in Milwaukee in Chicago.
45:22What will Dawn Marie do when she gets her hands on
45:25Francine's little neck?