WWF RAW: January 22, 2001

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Transcript

00:00:00It's my life in the box, in front of me

00:00:09Take a draw in my arms, it's the soul of me

00:00:11You walk by, and you see me lately

00:00:14Your head by the door, in your head!

00:00:30It is alive and electric in the Cajun Dome

00:00:49And coming up the roughest royal rumble in the bayou

00:00:53I'm Jim Ross, alongside Jerry, the King Lawler

00:00:57And we welcome you to Raw, here on TNN

00:01:00Our fans of WWE New York already

00:01:03For our ladies and children that has this side

00:01:07And King, this is gonna be a big one tonight

00:01:10Unbelievable, you see it right there

00:01:13Y2T, teaming with The Rock

00:01:15The takeoff, Chris Benoit on the returning Big Show

00:01:18Come on

00:01:19Chris Jericho, the new head of continental champion The Rock

00:01:21Against Benoit, and yes, the 500th pound

00:01:25Returning Big Show, here tonight

00:01:27Uh-oh

00:01:30But all this job happening

00:01:33And the Triple H family, I can guarantee you

00:01:38And here comes McGee and his pride

00:01:43And thanks to Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, team of Stewart

00:01:49And there's a big twist on helping their young body

00:01:52At the Royal Rumble

00:01:54To say that that man is not happy is an understatement

00:01:57Look what he's carrying, JR

00:01:59I'll slurge him

00:02:01The game, who is not supposed to be in that secure night

00:02:08Has been in a horrible, miserable mood all night long

00:02:14It looked as if the game was going to be the WWE Champion

00:02:20If it had not been for that Texas Rattlesnake

00:02:24You got that right

00:02:25The Rattlesnake screwed Triple H out of the title last night at the Royal Rumble

00:02:30And you're right, he's been in a bad, bad mood

00:02:32You'd rather have your hemorrhoids removed with a soldering arm

00:02:35Than to be in the same room with that man today

00:02:37The expression on the game's face, I think, tells a story better than we can

00:02:43This huge crowd here in the Canyon Dome

00:02:54voicing their disapproval and some approval for the Game King

00:03:00I can assure you that the game had envisioned himself standing on that turnbuckle

00:03:05Holding up the World Wrestling Federation Championship right now instead of that sledgehammer

00:03:10What are you gonna do with that sledgehammer, JR?

00:03:13And I shoulda think, we know what the game is typical of

00:03:18He is as dangerous as an accomplished competitor

00:03:22That has ever since looked in this very league

00:03:25We all know that

00:03:26But he is obsessed with the WWE title

00:03:31But it is not his, it still remains around the waist of Kurt Angle

00:03:37You can feel his mood, JR, and I hope these people don't antagonize him any worse than it already is

00:03:46Usually, there's nothing that I hate more than coming to some little hole in the wall piece of crap town like this

00:03:56I mean, I go out of my way to make sure I can go in, kick somebody's ass, and get the hell out

00:04:10But tonight, tonight is a little bit different

00:04:20Because the fact of the matter is

00:04:22I've been looking forward to this town for a long time

00:04:26I wonder why

00:04:29What do you mean?

00:04:31You don't think you look forward to coming here and having these people calling that, do you?

00:04:37Another Lord Anatomy chant

00:04:41Let me show you, that's the last thing Triple H wants to hear after what happened to him last night at the Royal Rumble

00:04:45I've been looking forward to this town because this was supposed to be my night

00:04:52You see, I was supposed to be standing right here in the middle of this ring

00:04:57And I was supposed to be holding the World Wrestling Federation Championship belt above my head

00:05:04I knew it

00:05:07Tonight was my night

00:05:10I would have been the champion

00:05:13But one man

00:05:17And one man alone

00:05:19Prevented that from happening

00:05:22Stone Cold

00:05:26And it sure as hell wasn't Kurt Angle

00:05:33Don't give him much respect to Kurt Angle, is he?

00:05:42Well, these people know who cost him the title

00:05:44This is a bitter man, King

00:05:47That Austin chant going up

00:05:49A bitter man

00:05:50You're damn right

00:05:51It was that piece of crap, Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:05:55And this terrible assassin is letting his demons be moved

00:05:59You see, last night, it was mine

00:06:02Last night, the World Wrestling Federation Championship was in my hand

00:06:08Kurt Angle was unconscious in the middle of the ring

00:06:12And then, Stone Cold Steve Austin screwed me

00:06:21He's got a point there, JR

00:06:24Austin had no business interfering in that match

00:06:26Yeah, Kurt Angle knows how it feels

00:06:28What do you mean by that?

00:06:30Well, I'm tired of it

00:06:32I'm tired of all of it

00:06:35I'm tired of all the games

00:06:37I'm tired of all the back and forth

00:06:42I am sick and tired of Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:06:48And his turn to you, pal

00:06:51So I'll tell you how it's gonna be

00:06:56As soon as Stone Cold Steve Austin arrives at this building

00:07:04Uh-oh

00:07:07Austin, not even here yet?

00:07:10My gosh

00:07:11Man, look at that weapon

00:07:14That is an ominous weapon

00:07:16I will be waiting

00:07:20That's not right, King

00:07:23That's not right

00:07:25Well, it may not be right

00:07:26But I'm afraid it's gonna happen

00:07:27It's almost in Austin's livelihood once

00:07:30It could happen again tonight

00:07:31And I knew it was gonna come to this

00:07:33I guess you're gonna try to get on the phone and call Triple H and warn him, huh?

00:07:36You just stay right here, JR

00:07:38I'm gonna call Austin, that's what you wanna do

00:07:41Go ahead

00:07:42Make me madder than I already am

00:07:45Yeah, please don't

00:07:46Because the fact of the matter is

00:07:49When Austin arrives in this building

00:07:52I am gonna split his head open with his sledgehammer

00:07:57Uh-oh

00:08:00Stone Cold

00:08:01I'm gonna make it real simple for you

00:08:04Because you're gonna see it coming

00:08:08You're gonna know where it's gonna come from

00:08:11You're gonna know when it's gonna come

00:08:14Austin, I will have my night

00:08:19It might not be standing in this ring holding the World Wrestling Federation Championship above my head

00:08:28But tonight, my moment will be standing over your bloody beaten ass

00:08:35And he means every word of it

00:08:37The game means everything he is saying

00:08:40That's not a pretty sight

00:08:42Uh-oh, wait a minute

00:08:43This is just Stone Cold, Steve Austin

00:08:46I know he's gonna be here tonight

00:08:48He may still be celebrating his Royal Rumble victory

00:08:51But there is the WWE Champion turning

00:08:54Look at Stephanie

00:08:57Remember when?

00:09:04Triple H

00:09:07Maybe your name should be Triple W

00:09:11For

00:09:14Uh-oh

00:09:16And I would not provoke Triple H tonight if I were you Kirk

00:09:20If it wasn't for Stone Cold

00:09:25I'd be champion

00:09:27This was supposed to be my night

00:09:30Well, let me clarify something for you, pal

00:09:36There's only one person who cost you that title

00:09:39Me

00:09:41Well, he may have a point there, there

00:09:45In case you didn't know, Triple H

00:09:47Stone Cold didn't cover your prone body for the one, two, three

00:09:52It was your Olympic hero

00:09:54That's true, that's true

00:09:57I won that match

00:09:59My hand was raised, not yours, mine

00:10:04I mean, Triple H, what do I have to do to finally get some respect around here?

00:10:11And you know something?

00:10:13It's not my fault that Austin, and the rest of the world for that matter, hate you so much

00:10:18Wow

00:10:23Maybe if you spent a little less time crying over spilt milk

00:10:30And a little more time drinking it like me

00:10:33You'd finally be a winner

00:10:35Yeah, that is true

00:10:36It's true

00:10:37Milk made strong bones

00:10:40You know, Kurt

00:10:41That's real cute

00:10:43You're a funny guy

00:10:45Problem is tonight, I don't have a very good sense of humor

00:10:48So why don't you walk down that ramp and come in this ring

00:10:51And let me tee off on your head for a couple of minutes

00:10:55With a hammer?

00:10:56Good lord

00:10:57Oh, big man with the sledge hammer, huh?

00:11:03Triple H

00:11:06Why is it

00:11:08That every time you beat someone

00:11:10It's because of some foreign object

00:11:14You know, running someone over with a car

00:11:17Using a steel pipe

00:11:20A sledge hammer

00:11:21Can't you beat someone on just say, natural ability?

00:11:27Wow

00:11:29Here's a question for you

00:11:30Man

00:11:32You want natural ability?

00:11:35Fine

00:11:36I'll tell you what

00:11:38After I get done out back

00:11:41Splitting Austin's head open with this sledge hammer

00:11:43I'll put the sledge hammer

00:11:48I'll put the sledge hammer down

00:11:51And then if you're a man

00:11:53You'll walk down that ramp

00:11:55And I'll kick your ass for that World Wrestling Federation Championship

00:11:59Like I did last night

00:12:02Now challenge

00:12:04You want to take my title

00:12:06I'll tell you what Triple H

00:12:08That's fine with me

00:12:09Because I'll beat you again

00:12:12Consider it done monkey boy

00:12:14Monkey boy

00:12:15The WWE title

00:12:17Angles accepted Triple H is challenging

00:12:19Uh-oh

00:12:21And there is

00:12:24Trish Stratus

00:12:25Look at the look on Stephanie's face

00:12:29Hold on there Kurt

00:12:31You know, if we're all gonna come out here

00:12:34And issue challenges

00:12:36Well, I got one of my own

00:12:37Boy

00:12:40Stephanie

00:12:42You know

00:12:44I tried to be nice

00:12:46We could have been

00:12:48The very best of friends

00:12:52But since that's not what you wanted

00:12:55Why don't you follow your husband's lead

00:12:59And face me

00:13:01What?

00:13:02Do you want to fight Stephanie?

00:13:04This is challenging Stephanie tonight

00:13:05One on one tonight

00:13:06One on one tonight

00:13:08One on one tonight

00:13:10One on one tonight

00:13:11Stephanie's looking at her chat in the dead

00:13:15Boy

00:13:17You know Trish

00:13:23Wait a minute, who are they talking to here?

00:13:28Since you seem to want to get your hands on a McMahon so badly

00:13:36Uh-oh

00:13:38Well then I'm more than happy to oblige you

00:13:42Boy!

00:13:44But Trish, consider this

00:13:46The next spanking you get

00:13:49Will be my open hand across your pretty little face

00:13:57Man, don't forget her butt, smack her butt!

00:14:01And now Trish, it's no secret that you're a bitch

00:14:05What?

00:14:07Taylor, did you hear that?

00:14:08Did you hear that?

00:14:10But tonight, in this very ring, you're gonna be my bitch

00:14:18My gosh!

00:14:20Kurt Angle of the game for the WWE title

00:14:23Stephanie McMahon Hounsley and Trish, one on one

00:14:27What a way to start

00:14:29A rock just wide side of a wall

00:14:31Who's gonna make it?

00:14:32My god damn!

00:14:34Look at the look on Stephanie's face!

00:14:36The fireworks coming early

00:14:38Here's Camino Raw!

00:14:43What do you think?

00:14:45I think it could be Stone Cold perhaps

00:14:48Not in a limo, Stone Cold don't ride in limos

00:14:52Maybe it's Drew Carey

00:14:55It's Mr. McMahon!

00:14:57Mr. McMahon just got here!

00:14:59What's he gonna do when he finds out about these matches?

00:15:01Tonight!

00:15:02Oh my gosh!

00:15:03Wait till he hears about Trish and Stephanie!

00:15:05Woohoo!

00:15:08Mr. McMahon, excuse me, Mr. McMahon

00:15:10I'd just like to get your thoughts on the two huge matches that have been set up

00:15:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:15:14I was just informed of these two huge matches, you call them, alright?

00:15:18Trish has challenged my daughter Stephanie

00:15:22Kurt Angle on his own has decided to defend the WWF Championship against my son-in-law Triple H

00:15:27Last I checked, I'm the boss, I'm the chairman around here, right?

00:15:32So, in the interest of fairness, these matches may happen, then again, they may not

00:15:40Uh-oh!

00:15:41Man!

00:15:42Well, I usually agree with Mr. McMahon in the interest of fairness, everything should be okay, but

00:15:50I like the sound of those two matches!

00:15:53Me too!

00:15:54The final contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship!

00:16:03Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is United Kingdom's Goodwill Ambassador, and the European Champion, William Regal!

00:16:13Oh!

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00:16:37Mr. Regal!

00:16:41The European Champion!

00:16:43Hello!

00:16:44Telly-ho!

00:16:49That dirty, foul, insignificant, miserable little specimen test has been a thorn in my side!

00:16:56Tonight, your goodwill ambassador, I apologize to you, my friends!

00:17:08Because I am going to make Test feel like he's been hacked up with a bloody hatchet!

00:17:15Uh-oh!

00:17:16Well, the European title on the line here between William Regal and the Challenger Test.

00:17:22Introducing the challenger, weighing in at 282 count, Tess!

00:17:27And Tess not wasting any time!

00:17:29And here we go for the European title.

00:17:33But at least as a sign of goodwill, William Regal apologized for what he's gonna do before the fact.

00:17:40Well, right now, he should be apologizing to his backside because that's where he spent most of his time.

00:17:47Speaking of backside, JR, what about Tridge and Stephanie?

00:17:50Stephanie gonna spank her!

00:17:52What about last night at the Royal Rumble?

00:17:53Did you see those two go at him?

00:17:54Look out here!

00:17:55Look out!

00:17:56Yep!

00:17:57Don't besmirch him on our announced table test!

00:18:00Rico just got molested on our announced table!

00:18:03He was besmirched!

00:18:04Yeah, last night, Trish and Stephanie, that was the darndest thing I think I've maybe ever seen between two women!

00:18:10It was great, JR!

00:18:12Trish slapping Stephanie, Stephanie slapping Trish!

00:18:15And now tonight- They were bouncing all over our announce table!

00:18:18They were nearly pulling each other's clothes off!

00:18:21Woo-hoo, man!

00:18:22And will that match go down tonight?

00:18:24The ladies want it.

00:18:25But what will the chairman of the WWE, what will his disposition of that be?

00:18:30Well, I don't know.

00:18:31All of that took place last night.

00:18:32It wasn't even a match!

00:18:33Imagine what they did to each other in a match!

00:18:34Woo!

00:18:35Man, the European Champion, William Regal, unable to get out of the box, shall we say.

00:18:41And Tess, he's about 6'6 or 6'7, has just dominated the European Champion thus far.

00:18:49And I stress, thus far, and Tess on top now.

00:18:53Look out, Mr. Regal!

00:18:54My God!

00:18:55And the unknown from the top!

00:18:57One, three!

00:18:58My God, it's Hoover!

00:18:59And we got a new champion!

00:19:00I don't believe it!

00:19:01And the new World Wrestling Federation European Champion, Tav!

00:19:08That may be the quickest besmirching I've ever seen!

00:19:11I can't believe that any man on Earth can beat William Regal that quick!

00:19:16Mr. Regal, there's gotta be something wrong!

00:19:20Regal never got out of the box on this dynamic elbow!

00:19:26Look at this huge man right in the heart of the new champion!

00:19:30I don't think Mr. Regal ever, he didn't have one offensive move, did he?

00:19:37Man, Tess was on fire!

00:19:40I think we're seeing a sign of what the-

00:19:42Hey, you and I need to talk.

00:19:47What the hell you think you're doing?

00:19:49What do you mean?

00:19:50I got screwed last night, Vince!

00:19:52I got screwed out of the World Wrestling Federation Championship!

00:19:55You think I'm gonna come here tonight and not get what I deserve?

00:19:58I've got a match with Kurt Angle, and nobody has taken that away from me!

00:20:01You understand?

00:20:02Wait a minute, just cool your jets!

00:20:03I said I was gonna take it under advisement!

00:20:04I don't appreciate you out there making your own matches, alright?

00:20:05So I said I was gonna take it under advisement!

00:20:06Take it under advisement?

00:20:07You're out there talking about what's fair!

00:20:08Yeah, in the interest of fairness!

00:20:09Yeah, in the interest of fairness!

00:20:10Oh, I get it!

00:20:11In the interest of fairness!

00:20:12You wouldn't be, uh, thinking in the interest of somebody else's fairness!

00:20:15Maybe Trish!

00:20:16What head you thinking with, Vince, huh?

00:20:17Oh, man, listen!

00:20:18I said I would take it under advisement!

00:20:19I will!

00:20:20Get dressed, alright?

00:20:21Get ready for the match, alright?

00:20:22There's a good chance of the match!

00:20:23I'll have to do it!

00:20:24You are out there talking about what's fair!

00:20:25Yeah, in the interest of fairness!

00:20:26Oh, I get it!

00:20:27In the interest of fairness!

00:20:28You wouldn't be, uh, thinking in the interest of somebody else's fairness!

00:20:31Maybe Trish!

00:20:32What head you thinking with, Vince, huh?

00:20:34Oh!

00:20:35Man!

00:20:36Listen!

00:20:37I said I would take it under advisement!

00:20:39I will!

00:20:40Get dressed, alright?

00:20:41Get ready for the match, alright?

00:20:42There's a good chance of the match, alright?

00:20:44All right, there's a good chance you're gonna get that match.

00:20:47But let me take it under consideration.

00:20:50Take it under consideration.

00:20:54And cool off while you're at it.

00:20:56We're back in the kitchen dump here on Raw.

00:21:01We have a new European champion, King.

00:21:04And I mean, Tess raised his game here tonight.

00:21:07Listen to this thud, right in the heart of William Regal.

00:21:13And Regal, a hell of a competitor.

00:21:15Look at the emotional test with the European Championship.

00:21:18Regal never got out of the blocks.

00:21:20Uh-oh, wait a minute.

00:21:23There's a besmirched William Regal.

00:21:26Well, he's gotta keep a proverbial stiff upper lip.

00:21:30Got one going now.

00:21:36And if you like the action physical, get ready.

00:21:43The following tag team contest is here for one fall, making their way to the ring.

00:21:48Being accompanied by Jacqueline.

00:21:50And it's a combined weight of 578 pounds,

00:21:54Baruch and Bradshaw, the accolades.

00:21:57The accolades about to take on Matt and Jeff Hardy.

00:22:00And this is the result of what happened last Thursday night on UPS SmackDown.

00:22:05Six person tag team matchup, swung on by Jeff, on the wrong man.

00:22:10And Jeff Hardy almost got beheaded, almost, I'm telling you.

00:22:15I've never seen a close eye quite like that.

00:22:17Jeff the swanton on Baruch, who was not the legal man.

00:22:21And Bradshaw exploded.

00:22:23Being accompanied by Lita, from Cameron, North Carolina.

00:22:28At a combined weight of 455 pounds, Matt and Jeff the Hardy Boys.

00:22:35Well, Matt and Jeff Hardy entered the Royal Rumble last night in the first and

00:22:41third position.

00:22:43They ended up illuminating Baruch.

00:22:45Baruch, and they also eliminated each other team.

00:22:50I know it.

00:22:51That was not smart.

00:22:52Baruch came in number four in the Rumble.

00:22:55So a little, Bradshaw has gotten, he wants him some more.

00:22:59He come to get him some.

00:23:02And the Hardy's illuminating each other.

00:23:03You don't know if the Hardy's hanging around each other during the afternoon.

00:23:07They kept their distance from each other today.

00:23:09What leads me to believe that their feathers may be a little bit ruffled at each other as a result of the Rumble.

00:23:15Maybe they're just not thinking straight.

00:23:16If I'd have been there after that Rumble was over, I'd have tried to make friends with the Acolytes.

00:23:20Wait a minute.

00:23:22Jeff Hardy just tagged himself in.

00:23:24Already?

00:23:25He certainly didn't get the blind tag to his brother.

00:23:27And Jeff Hardy and, oh my.

00:23:29Bradshaw starting it off here.

00:23:31What a knockdown by Bradshaw.

00:23:35Get that right.

00:23:36Want to say hi to our great fans in Cleveland, Ohio.

00:23:38We're gonna be there Friday night.

00:23:40Hope you can be with us, fans, this Sunday afternoon in Philadelphia.

00:23:44Sunday afternoon in Philly.

00:23:46Drew Carey's from Cleveland, isn't he?

00:23:48Yeah, we're gonna have more than Drew Carey's.

00:23:49My man.

00:23:50Drew Carey involved in the Royal Rumble more on that here tonight.

00:23:53Of course, Drew's gonna dig the pay per view coming up this Saturday night.

00:23:59Way out.

00:24:01Look, fair catch.

00:24:02You won't see that in the XFL, there are none.

00:24:04Nice fall away slam by Bradshaw.

00:24:07Taking down Jeff Hardy, and perhaps our second man.

00:24:10Are we actually gonna see the footage of Drew Carey in the Royal Rumble?

00:24:13I think we might.

00:24:15That was great.

00:24:16Look at poor Jeff.

00:24:17He's been dropped right on that cover.

00:24:18He had a head.

00:24:20J.R., speaking of heads, did you hear Triple H asked Vince McMahon which head he was thinking with?

00:24:26My God.

00:24:28That's a son-in-law to his father-in-law, so much emotion here tonight.

00:24:33And we're happier with us, folks, wherever he may be.

00:24:36And Jeff Hardy got his feet up.

00:24:37I know which head I think with, no doubt about that.

00:24:40What are you talking about?

00:24:41It's right here between my shoulders.

00:24:43Come on, get it over here.

00:24:45And Bradshaw, trying to get into action here, and having me actually strained.

00:24:52Truthfully, my brain is my second favorite organ.

00:24:56Uh-oh, look at Jacqueline, what's she doing?

00:24:59My gosh.

00:25:01Lita on the outside, I thought Bradshaw, and Matt and Jeff certainly are not on the same page,

00:25:07to say the least of the shot by Bradshaw and Jeff Hardy to the outside.

00:25:12Got a lot of confusion here on the part of the Hardys.

00:25:15Lita, you better try to get these two on the same page.

00:25:18My gosh.

00:25:19I'll tell you what the stakes of the Royal Rumble, that Stone Cold Steve Lawson somehow won.

00:25:25Look at what he missed and he was, thanks to the game, quite frankly.

00:25:28Now, we're so high that most are still cooking here, and a near fall by Bradshaw.

00:25:35It's Jeff Hardy finding out that there's any predicament.

00:25:37Lita, Lita, Lita, Lita, Lita.

00:25:41You hear these people?

00:25:42Here's Kyle to Cajunel.

00:25:44Nice neck breaker by Matt Hardy, taking down Bradshaw.

00:25:49I like Lita.

00:25:51Certainly by the piercings.

00:25:54I'll go over and find out for you.

00:25:58I haven't done any research on piercings lately.

00:26:01That's your problem, JR.

00:26:03My gosh.

00:26:04And there's a cover, could be, no, it's not gonna get up.

00:26:10Our fans in Washington, D.C., you know, tickets went on sale for Raw on Saturday.

00:26:15And we invite you to join us by the MCI box office.

00:26:19Raw coming to the MCI Center soon.

00:26:21Hope you'll be with us live.

00:26:22I heard those tickets are almost gone.

00:26:24You better hurry if you want tickets to the MCI Center.

00:26:26And there's a cover by Bradshaw, and got another near fall, keeping the pressure on Matt Hardy.

00:26:33Well, I don't wanna read more into this Matt and Jeff Hardy thing than there is.

00:26:37Certainly, they both had early numbers in the Rumble as we documented.

00:26:42They did eliminate Baruch from the Rumble.

00:26:44They wound up facing themselves, each other rather.

00:26:47And then they both went over the top rope.

00:26:49And both lucky quite frankly to survive that from where I was sitting.

00:26:54I see your belly button, Alita.

00:26:57Are you a naval man?

00:27:00Army.

00:27:01Uh-oh.

00:27:04Jeff Hardy.

00:27:06Nice DDT on Baruch.

00:27:09And I cannot believe we don't forget The Rock will join forces with the new Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho

00:27:15against Chris Benoit.

00:27:17Yes.

00:27:18Returning 500-pound Big Show here tonight.

00:27:21What a surprise that was to see the Big Show show up for the Royal Rumble last night.

00:27:25Nice teamwork by the Hardys.

00:27:27And now double Jimmy Bradshaw as he came in.

00:27:30Speaking of surprises at the Royal Rumble, what about the Honky Tonk Man showing up?

00:27:34That was great.

00:27:35John Hawk, who?

00:27:37Uh-oh.

00:27:38Man, did you see that?

00:27:40Baruch is the illegal man here.

00:27:42They knocked Bradshaw out of the ring and it just made him mad.

00:27:44And Hardy's given up a lot of power and strength to the APA.

00:27:49Of course, most people do.

00:27:51Whoa.

00:27:52What is this?

00:27:53Uh-oh.

00:27:54Just got the lace in there with Bradshaw and Baruch.

00:27:56I'm telling you it's a lot of confusion on both sides here.

00:27:58Whoa.

00:27:59Just a fake.

00:28:00Baruch's still the legal man, I think.

00:28:03Jeff Hardy will fly.

00:28:05Whoa.

00:28:06What a short time.

00:28:07He hit his head.

00:28:08But Baruch is, as we said, the legal man, a gut wrench.

00:28:13Uh-oh.

00:28:14Into the Dominator.

00:28:15Man.

00:28:16And Baruch and Bradshaw win it.

00:28:21Here are you winners, the Acolytes.

00:28:25I think the Hardys lost track of who was legal, just like they did last Thursday night.

00:28:30I'm telling you, the Hardys were, well, they just didn't have it together tonight.

00:28:35Well, that happens every now and then, JR.

00:28:39Well, Maruch and Bradshaw, got a miscalculation as well, but-

00:28:46I can't even begin to think what your dad is thinking about.

00:28:51I got screwed last night.

00:28:54He should just say, yeah, here's the match, but no.

00:28:57No, he's still taking it under consideration.

00:29:00This whole thing stinks.

00:29:02You're right, it does stink.

00:29:04But, you know, my dad, he's a fair man.

00:29:07He is fair.

00:29:08And under consideration doesn't mean no.

00:29:11You know, dad just doesn't like to be told what to do.

00:29:14I'm sure you'll have your match.

00:29:15I'm sure he will grant your match.

00:29:17But, you know, what did he say about my match?

00:29:22Oh, your match?

00:29:23That never even came up.

00:29:25You know, he doesn't want to talk about anything else.

00:29:27Well, you don't think he's considering not having my match, do you?

00:29:32I'll tell you what.

00:29:33He's your father.

00:29:35Maybe you'll have better luck talking to him than I will.

00:29:38You know what?

00:29:39And in the meantime, I'm gonna go wait for Austin.

00:29:45I'm gonna finish the game.

00:29:50The game wants to maim Austin.

00:29:52But what's Mr. McMahon going to do here tonight?

00:29:56Well, in the interest of fairness, Ben says he's taking it all under advisement.

00:30:01What does that mean?

00:30:02Well, I'm...

00:30:03Is it gonna happen or not?

00:30:04Uh-oh.

00:30:05Jack, is that new?

00:30:06As a matter of fact, it is new.

00:30:07You're dressing a little hipper lately, dad.

00:30:09I'm glad you noticed.

00:30:10Yeah, how could I not?

00:30:11How could I not?

00:30:12But, Dad...

00:30:27Tonight...

00:30:29Yeah?

00:30:30Triple H's championship match.

00:30:32You know Hunter deserves a title shot.

00:30:34I mean, Austin screwed Triple H last night.

00:30:37I didn't say you didn't deserve it.

00:30:39didn't deserve it I said I would take it under advisement and I still am okay not

00:30:43to worry and I know that you're a fair man and that you will do the right thing

00:30:47all right you've got that right right so speaking of fair what about my match

00:30:52tonight with Trish Steph I'm really concerned about your safety and

00:30:58physical well-being your daddy's little girl you wouldn't by any chance be

00:31:05worried about the physical well-being of another little girl that might be in the

00:31:11ring with me are you hey now look you don't need to go there go where look as

00:31:20far as I'm concerned I have a good mind to just to let you to have at each other

00:31:25great look what look what you caused me you embarrassed me all right Trish

00:31:30embarrassed me too but the two of you embarrassed me at the Royal Rumble it and

00:31:33I've a good mind to let you have that match but I will take it under

00:31:37advisement go get dressed for the match but I'll still take it under advisement

00:31:42all right I know you'll do the right thing all right I always do

00:31:47well it sounds to me like Mr. McMahon's got a big decision to make two big decisions to make here

00:31:55well you heard he always does the right thing but they all seem to be getting ready for the match so

00:32:00maybe we're gonna see it they're gonna get it on let's take a big ladies and gentlemen a big show

00:32:05surprised us all last night when he returned at the Royal Rumble in New Orleans and the 72500

00:32:12pounder made a huge impact to say the very least especially in the rock who we're gonna hear from

00:32:17momentarily rocks it down with Michael Cole earlier today and the rock is certainly despondent to say the

00:32:23very least are we gonna hear from the rock absolutely well let's hear it where is the rock

00:32:27well first let's take it back to the Royal Rumble the big show ladies and gentlemen shocked us all

00:32:33no doubt about it when he came out of the Royal Rumble bigger and batter than ever before

00:32:38and he started knocking people out of the ring left and right if he didn't knock them out he'd throw them out

00:32:42when he got tired of throwing people out he started chokeslamming people and watch this chokeslam a wood-arm chokeslam to the 330 pound Kane

00:32:51the big show was dominant he was eliminated by the rock and then look what the big show did to the rock

00:32:57and there's no doubt in mind my own that this led to the rock being eliminated from the Royal Rumble

00:33:07rock hell of an effort last night at the Royal Rumble match you entered number 13

00:33:12they're almost to the end before being eliminated how do you feel today 24 hours later

00:33:17well obviously the rock feels very disappointed about not winning the Royal Rumble

00:33:24the rock went into the Royal Rumble ready to win and didn't matter to the rock it never mattered to

00:33:30the rock what number he came in whether it was number 13 number three or three thousand the only

00:33:34thing that mattered to the rock is that the rock went in there and was kicking that ass and that's

00:33:39exactly what the rock was doing laying the smack down that's the only the rock knows how to do

00:33:43you know sure the rock eliminated the big show was pulled out chokeslam through a table the rock still

00:33:49came back eliminated rikishi all the way until the very end but it wasn't good enough

00:33:59this was the opportunity for the rock to go to wrestlemania the opportunity for the rock

00:34:03to be in the main event for the wwf championship there's nothing higher than that michael cole

00:34:12the rock should be celebrating right now the rock should be celebrating his Royal Rumble victory but

00:34:16instead the rock is sitting here next to some Rudy Pooh NSYNC wannabe

00:34:23go it michael cole why don't you entertain the rock why don't you sing a little bit of that bye bye bye

00:34:26for the rock well uh anyhow rock uh stone cold steve austin did win the royal rumble and if he were

00:34:37sitting right here today what would you say to stone cold what would the rock say to stone cold he would

00:34:43say stone cold you won the royal rumble congratulations you did what you had to do and the rock respects

00:34:49that the rock will always respect that in stone cold but seeing as stone cold won the royal rumble

00:34:56it's it's really irrelevant to the rock the only thing that frankly is relevant to the rock is that

00:35:01the rock didn't win and seeing as the rock didn't win it could have been austin it could have been kane

00:35:06it could have been drew carey it could have been jim carey it could have been harry carey himself coming

00:35:11back from the dead to win the royal rumble and it wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference to the rock

00:35:16well rock the fact is is stone cold steve austin is going to wrestlemania but where does the rock go from here

00:35:27where does the rock go from here well the rock tell you where he ought to go is the

00:35:31rock ought to get up out of the chair and punch you right in the mouth for asking such a stupid question

00:35:38michael in our world of sports entertainment in our world of theatricality

00:35:42the rock is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment

00:35:47but that will never ever deter from the fact that the rock's goals remain the same the rock's main objective

00:35:54main focus main goal remains the same and that's become wwf champion to one day again

00:36:01become wwf champion the rock doesn't care when he takes it or who he takes it from

00:36:07but the rock will one day again become wwf champion

00:36:20you smell that well that was earlier today in just a moment the rock will join the new

00:36:27intercontinental champion chris jericho the rock and jericho then one of the big shows next

00:36:36and there you see the game triple h awaiting the arrival of stone cold steve austin sledgehammer in

00:36:41hand the game made the threat earlier he's gonna maim and bloody austin right here tonight when austin shows up

00:36:48this is going to be bad jr are you going to warn austin or not

00:36:55the following

00:37:00first from winnipeg canada weighing 229 pounds chris benoit

00:37:06getting out on the wall since whereabouts but i knew the whereabouts last night of chris benoit

00:37:11we lost the intercontinental title in that ladder match that's got to go down in history

00:37:15that's one of the most spectacular displays we have ever witnessed between benoit and chris jericho

00:37:21and benoit's got to be sore as he could be

00:37:23and we saw the damage done

00:37:33and we saw the damage

00:37:35he's a big nasty human man and he's back better never and this show is dominant

00:37:48you saw him by the rock like a small child right through our announce table last night

00:37:54we saw the destruction and the 500 pounder seven two easily leaping over the top rope

00:38:02we'll take that opportunity in las vegas to be with us live

00:38:32and the new intercontinental champion

00:38:54listen to what benoit is telling the big show

00:39:00jericho and benoit have got to be sore young athletes after that amazing display in that ladder match at the royal rumble

00:39:08if you smell that the rock is coming

00:39:13from iam in florida

00:39:15from iam in florida

00:39:17winning the 250 pounds

00:39:19the rock

00:39:21the rock

00:39:22no doubt the rock wants to get his hands on the big show here tonight and look at benoit jericho

00:39:30getting it on here this match quickly underway here on wwf raw and as you can see on the rock's back he's still sporting the scars

00:39:38from being driven through that table as well our own announce table at the royal rumble at the hand of the big show

00:39:44that was one of the scariest moments i've ever witnessed the big show this manhanding the rock like the rock with a small

00:39:51small child

00:39:53well everybody looks like a small small child next to the big show hello jericho and benoit even walking today is an amazing question

00:39:59this is an amazing question look at that shot from behind by the big show

00:40:05snap suplex no listen this does not go well

00:40:12for jericho may not be walking anymore after this

00:40:16what's he gonna do here my gosh look at this

00:40:19good lord my gosh

00:40:22the big show and ben wall will be in pittsburgh next monday night

00:40:28hope our fans of pittsburgh will join us live at the melon arena for wwf raw one week from the night in pittsburgh

00:40:36that had to be nearly a 12 foot drop straight down onto your face

00:40:40with the big show holding up over his hand for jericho i don't usually feel sorry for jericho but right now i do

00:40:47i do

00:40:50and walk boarding the contact from the close line but jericho scores with the enziguri

00:40:54and the rock jericho looking for a tug here

00:41:00the rock in a very foul mood

00:41:02he got it

00:41:05you heard that interview conductor

00:41:08rock playing the smut down

00:41:10look at the

00:41:11jericho reverses the rock but the rock counters back

00:41:20jericho

00:41:28ben rock excuse me able to kick out there and the rock with a hard overhand right

00:41:33look out look at this man man man the rock just kicked the big show he knocked the big show down

00:41:41huge right hand by the rock but ben wow taking advantage here there's the cover

00:41:47of ben wow stop the count

00:41:49it lost off the counter it would have i think been over there

00:41:55look at the big show he's still real and what a shot that was

00:41:57for the rock watch it watch it watch it back there big show and roger james

00:42:01with a shoulder ball

00:42:06this is not good

00:42:07don't make the big man mad

00:42:09this is not going well

00:42:10i don't think jericho can be a factor in this

00:42:31there's the cover here we go

00:42:36here we go

00:42:36and the captain's chokeslam onto the floor

00:42:40my gosh that is scary

00:42:43just for a little extra and an emphasis the big show just went down and drove him

00:42:48with all his weight into the cover

00:42:50and now look at ben wow jericho hurting on the outside

00:42:54we need some help from jericho down here

00:42:57and now the big show's treatment on the new intercontinental champion

00:43:01there you go

00:43:02and the big show in with a hem sized right hand to the ribs of the rock

00:43:23the rock the rock the rock came with

00:43:28the big show

00:43:30and now the rock came with

00:43:32the big show

00:43:34and now the big show just manhandled the rock

00:43:39the rock came with

00:43:53There were three right hands that barely fazed the 7-2-5 winner-pounder.

00:44:01Well, that first right hand that The Rock threw at the Big Show,

00:44:03knocked the Big Show looping him.

00:44:05I think it caught him off guard.

00:44:06Look at his clothesline, JR.

00:44:10You feel this.

00:44:11That took The Rock almost out of his boots there.

00:44:15And now look at the Wolverine.

00:44:18He went on Ben Wallace, a sore son of a gun.

00:44:21He has taken it right to the People's Champion.

00:44:25Another snap suplex.

00:44:27Now Cobra, here we go.

00:44:29Final press in a long time, Toucan.

00:44:32Imagine what it feels like to get clotheslined by someone the size of the Big Show.

00:44:37Absolutely not.

00:44:38Do you think you'd ever get your grip back?

00:44:40No, you wouldn't, but Cobra.

00:44:44They lost, talking about The Rock.

00:44:46The Rock was in a Royal Rumble, well over 30 minutes last night.

00:44:50Well, just put down the cage of gold, tenning.

00:44:55Man, what about this?

00:44:58This is sort of like The Rock's back in the Royal Rumble.

00:45:00Well, it's not exactly every man for himself, but Rock's out there by himself.

00:45:04It's two on one.

00:45:05The Rock fighting back.

00:45:09The Rock fighting back.

00:45:11Uh-oh, missing the wrong hand.

00:45:12Man, what a suplex.

00:45:14Now, Mendoza, hold on, and another one.

00:45:17Two belt in the back suplexes, and a track back top.

00:45:22That's it.

00:45:23Where we going, Big John?

00:45:24This Wolverine's a machine, JR.

00:45:26And there's a cover.

00:45:27This has gotta be it.

00:45:29No, it's not.

00:45:30What?

00:45:31I can't believe The Rock kicking out a three belt in the back suplexes.

00:45:35It's just a matter of time.

00:45:40Well, I'll tell you what,

00:45:42Bidwell's gotta be frustrated now.

00:45:44He loses his Intercontinental title last night to his most hated rival,

00:45:48and now he can't finish off The Rock.

00:45:50But this may do it.

00:45:51Bidwell climbing to the top.

00:45:56This may end it for The Rock.

00:45:58Bidwell taking himself almost out of the game as well here.

00:46:07This is the Big Show saying punish him.

00:46:13The cover.

00:46:14The Rock, the Rock attack.

00:46:17Bidwell will be just content to win, especially after this huge head fight.

00:46:21Man, what a amazing maneuver.

00:46:24And there is the tag, look at this monster.

00:46:27Here's the man with punishment on his mind.

00:46:30He's not just content to get a three count.

00:46:32He wants to hurt The Rock.

00:46:35How big is this man?

00:46:37Huge.

00:46:38Cover.

00:46:41One, two, one.

00:46:42The Rock's pounded it on.

00:46:44He's got.

00:46:45Now he's mad.

00:46:49This is bad.

00:46:50Get your chest in.

00:46:53Stomp your heart.

00:46:54Come on, Joe.

00:46:57Uh-oh.

00:46:58There's The Rock.

00:46:59The fighting spirit of The Rock has never been thrown.

00:47:03My.

00:47:04My.

00:47:05My.

00:47:06The Rock fight back again.

00:47:08What?

00:47:09Jesus.

00:47:11No.

00:47:12Bidwell won't go down, Ken.

00:47:13Knock him down.

00:47:14He did not knock him to stand.

00:47:15He didn't knock him down.

00:47:16And Bob hooks into the tank.

00:47:17Highly, The Rock licked his feet and down with the 500 pounder.

00:47:26Look at The Big Show getting right back up, JR.

00:47:31And Bob's spinning on The Big Show.

00:47:33Over there, to your left.

00:47:35Well, Nick Show looking to make the tag.

00:47:40He got his bell rung by The Rock.

00:47:42Bell rung to say the least, and that's a big bell.

00:47:45That's bigger than Liberty Bell.

00:47:46And there's the tag.

00:47:47There's The Rock with The Rock, the tag.

00:47:49Chris Jericho has been hurt, and The Rock is all by himself.

00:47:53Go.

00:47:57And now, DDT.

00:47:58And again The Rock.

00:48:02The B on the Big Show.

00:48:07Smack is being laid down.

00:48:08Uh-oh, now being laid down by The Wolverine.

00:48:10And Benoit is resilient as hell.

00:48:14And how resilient is The Rock?

00:48:16He's got no tag team for it.

00:48:18Corey Buster.

00:48:19Blame hook.

00:48:20And The Big Show pulls The Rock right off of Benoit.

00:48:24We'll get him out here by our table.

00:48:27You know what happened last night.

00:48:28We're out.

00:48:29On the back with a ring bell.

00:48:31He'll knock The Big Show completely out.

00:48:34And the referee is letting it go.

00:48:36Hey, ref.

00:48:38You see that?

00:48:39Uh-oh, look out.

00:48:40Perfect crossface.

00:48:41The perfect crossface.

00:48:43The end is near for The Rock.

00:48:46And then Rock could win without any fight, but nobody gets out of this.

00:48:50They are.

00:48:51Tapping The Rock, go ahead.

00:48:53We're gonna live for the tag with The Rock.

00:48:55There's no disrespect.

00:48:56It's happening now.

00:48:57The Rock's reaching for The Rock.

00:48:59The Rock's up The Rock.

00:49:01The Rock's gonna break the hole.

00:49:04But how much damage has been done?

00:49:08How much damage has been done in The Big Show?

00:49:11He's out like a light.

00:49:12He's laying here like a beach whale.

00:49:15And the referee, Tim White, letting the action continue.

00:49:18You gotta like that.

00:49:19Whoa!

00:49:20And Ben White.

00:49:22There's only a man I worked against him there.

00:49:25Come on, Ben White, you gotta get out.

00:49:27You got no partner either right now.

00:49:29Hey, look at this.

00:49:31I have.

00:49:32There's Jericho.

00:49:33What are they doing coming back out of here?

00:49:35You're crippled.

00:49:36There's Jericho.

00:49:37I thought he was getting medical attention.

00:49:40But Chris Jericho's back.

00:49:42He was with the doctor right there.

00:49:46The crack must have got him well.

00:49:48Jericho, taking Ben White to the steel steps.

00:49:53And Jericho is down again.

00:49:56I think Jericho used every bit of energy he had to get Ben White back in the ring.

00:50:02The Rock has been walled.

00:50:05It is.

00:50:06The Rock got it.

00:50:07The Rock got it.

00:50:08The Rock got it.

00:50:09One, two, three.

00:50:11The Rock somehow with an assist from his partner.

00:50:17Here are your words, Chris Jericho and The Rock.

00:50:21The People's Champion and Chris Jericho have won a hellaciously hardball matchup here live on Raw.

00:50:35Boy, we saw it all, Jericho.

00:50:37Wait a minute, wait.

00:50:38We had a tag match, then we had a handicap match, then a single match.

00:50:41And now, uh-oh, a Big Show is back up.

00:50:44Watch your back, Rod.

00:50:45Rock.

00:50:46Rock, look behind you.

00:50:47Nick Show catching The Rock.

00:50:51My gosh.

00:50:52Good God Almighty.

00:50:54The Rock was, he was eight feet in the air.

00:50:57He was hanging on that chest.

00:50:59Wait a minute.

00:51:00Jericho, more guts and brains.

00:51:05Way more guts and brains.

00:51:07This may knock some more of his brains out.

00:51:09No.

00:51:10Nick Show has snapped here, breaking Jericho maybe in half.

00:51:14What's the matter with you?

00:51:15Who are you?

00:51:17Who are you?

00:51:18Who are you?

00:51:19Who are you?

00:51:20Who are you?

00:51:21I'm already know where Nick Show was, he was knocked out by the ring bell.

00:51:23My God.

00:51:24What have you done?

00:51:25One handed, one handed toe slam.

00:51:29The God Almighty, look at the carnage delivered by the 500 pound.

00:51:39Biggest, nastiest human being walking the face of the earth.

00:51:45That's Mr. Big Show to you, JR.

00:51:48Come over here and chokeslam you.

00:51:51My God.

00:51:52This man is scared.

00:51:54Step off here for the rock ball battle.

00:51:55Take a look at this.

00:51:56Just for good measure.

00:51:57Thank you, Rock.

00:51:58What a huge chokeslam.

00:51:59And then, and then Benoit had to get on an edge to make sure where he was.

00:52:04He was getting pinned.

00:52:05Nobody got a big shot like that.

00:52:07You're proof.

00:52:08Come on.

00:52:09That is true.

00:52:10What an explosion just moments ago here in the Cajun Dome with a much needed assist of his tag team partner, Chris Jericho, The Rock, able to score the victory for his team.

00:52:22With a rock bottom team of Chris Benoit.

00:52:38The Rock celebration will be short lived.

00:52:40He got that right.

00:52:41The Rock was ready to celebrate, but that celebration was cut short at the hands of the Big Show.

00:52:47Man, when he wrapped that huge hand around the Rock's neck, look at the ride The Rock went for.

00:52:52The expression of the Rock's face told that story.

00:52:54The Big Show wasn't done.

00:52:56Chris Jericho, the new intercom in the ring.

00:52:58He got another one-armed chokeslam for his trouble, and then Chris Benoit made the mistake of a lifetime.

00:53:04I can't believe this.

00:53:05The Big Show's own partner.

00:53:07Of course, you just don't get in the Big Show's face.

00:53:09You don't try to tell this guy anything.

00:53:11You ask him something, and if you try to tell him something, this is what you get.

00:53:15Man.

00:53:16It's a big nasty.

00:53:18Destroying his own partner, this 500-pounder.

00:53:21Hey, Kurt, I was thinking for a match tonight.

00:53:26For our matches tonight?

00:53:27Yeah.

00:53:28What are you talking about?

00:53:29Haven't you heard?

00:53:30What?

00:53:31Mr. McMahon is still taking it under advisement.

00:53:33I mean, what does that mean, under advisement?

00:53:35How much advisement does he need?

00:53:37I mean, what is he waiting for?

00:53:38The matches will take place.

00:53:40I mean, how hard is that?

00:53:41Cripes all Friday.

00:53:42All right, relax.

00:53:43Don't worry, I'll handle this, okay?

00:53:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:53:46What do you mean?

00:53:47Let's just say that I'll give Mr. McMahon all the advisement he needs.

00:53:53All right.

00:53:55What do you think that Vixen is meaning by all the advisement he needs?

00:54:03Wow.

00:54:04That's what I'm thinking, too.

00:54:05Well, ladies and gentlemen, last night at the Royal Rumble, China challenged Ivory for

00:54:11the WWF Women's title.

00:54:13And certainly Chyna coming off a very serious injury at the hands of the right to center.

00:54:18The spike pile driver has been well documented.

00:54:20We're gonna take you back to the Royal Rumble because Chyna re-injured herself.

00:54:24And we're not real sure, quite frankly, of the severity of those injuries.

00:54:28We're gonna take you back now to the Royal Rumble.

00:54:31Chyna in firm control.

00:54:32She was dominating Ivory King.

00:54:34Well, I really thought that Chyna was 110%.

00:54:37I mean, she had shown no weakness at all during the match.

00:54:40But then this, one of her patented moves, and look, you saw right there.

00:54:44I don't know if the back of Chyna's neck hit the turnbuckle-

00:54:47Watch your head.

00:54:48Or if it hit Ivory's shoulder, but-

00:54:50It's almost like a whiplash.

00:54:51Yeah.

00:54:52Almost like a whiplash.

00:54:53And then Chyna lying thrown in the ring, and her poor right hand was curling up.

00:54:58She had moved.

00:54:59I know you got up and checked on her.

00:55:01I went over to her.

00:55:02What was scaring me was the fact that she was trying to talk.

00:55:05There was no sounds coming out.

00:55:06She was not able to move.

00:55:07Only thing she was moving was her eyes.

00:55:09It was a really scary situation.

00:55:12And Chyna has been in a medical facility.

00:55:14She is being evaluated.

00:55:15We do not know.

00:55:16And we'll guard her privacy with that injury.

00:55:20And regarding that injury.

00:55:22We just don't know all the details, but it does not look good, quite frankly.

00:55:27I know something else that doesn't look good, at least too fun.

00:55:30And look at Ivory.

00:55:31That's like beating a Chyna game where Ivory, walking like a drunk woman,

00:55:36after getting beat up like a gun on a mule.

00:55:39And it is for the World Wrestling Federation Women's Championship.

00:55:44Introducing first, being accompanied by Steven Richards,

00:55:48the World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion and Right to Censor member, Ivory.

00:55:55Ivory carrying a copy of Chyna's book tour.

00:55:57No, she's an idiot.

00:55:59Last night, a victory was won for the women of the world.

00:56:09And after I beat that vixen Chyna and put her in her place, I decided to read her book.

00:56:22I didn't know you could read.

00:56:23If they only knew.

00:56:24After I read through this disgusting book, page after disgusting page, I think she left something out.

00:56:34Yeah, it's true.

00:56:36Her depraved, lewd lifestyle led her to success and fame.

00:56:41But thanks to the right to censor, it also led to her inevitable demise.

00:56:49And I'll tell you people out there what's missing from this book.

00:56:54The part about me, the part about me, the tenth wonder of the world.

00:57:00Who put an end to the ninth wonder of the world.

00:57:04And it was for her own good.

00:57:07Please stop the pain.

00:57:08I just wonder when you'll shut up.

00:57:10Well, I'll tell you what, what an opportunity for Pumpkin or Molly Holly.

00:57:21Title on the line here, momentarily.

00:57:24Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?

00:57:27I mean, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab.

00:57:30Right to censor, right to censor, right to censor.

00:57:34Well, tonight, I'm gonna do everyone here a favor and shut your Weasley little mouth.

00:57:40All right, Molly, here we go.

00:57:43And best of luck to you.

00:57:47And a toehold by Molly Holly.

00:57:50With the arm ringer, one another, on the WWF Women's Champion.

00:57:55And Ivory, much like Chris Goodlong and Chris Jericho after their ladder match at

00:58:00the Rumble, ooh, gotta be very, very sore after the beating she sustained,

00:58:05thanks to Chyna at the Royal Rumble.

00:58:07Well, if I had a face and body that looked like hers and it didn't, or

00:58:12looked like hers and didn't hurt, I think something was wrong.

00:58:14She just, I can't stand her, JR.

00:58:16Man.

00:58:17I have been taking Molly Holly down with her hair.

00:58:22And again, we're not trying to be invasive regarding Chyna's injury with it,

00:58:26undergoing so many tests.

00:58:28We just hope for the best and hopefully this Thursday night on SmackDown on UPN

00:58:33will have more information.

00:58:35And there's a cover after the leg drop and a near fall.

00:58:39Well, Mr. McMahon has got a huge decision to make here regarding his son-in-law

00:58:44Triple A's challenge and a pair of match-up with Kurt Angle for the WWF title

00:58:48tonight.

00:58:49Not to mention his daughter's match.

00:58:51Look at that.

00:58:52And that's been by Molly Holly.

00:58:54Those hollies are fighters, aren't they?

00:58:57Absolutely.

00:58:58Led by their fighting cousin, Hardcore Holly.

00:59:02Boy, this should be good.

00:59:07Hey, we got a pin here.

00:59:11And Steven Richards being detained by Elroy Crash Holly.

00:59:18Meanwhile, Molly hit Ivory.

00:59:21I think she could have won the title.

00:59:23Ivory in a prepared position.

00:59:25I don't think this is gonna be Ivory's night alone.

00:59:28Wow.

00:59:29Wow.

00:59:30Steven Richards, you see what that no good, Weasley,

00:59:34Tisa, you got no, come on.

00:59:37This is not right.

00:59:39Here's your winner, and still the World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion, Ivory.

00:59:46I tell you what, we need a few more good men and women here in the WWF to compete.

00:59:52Maybe somebody will, maybe somebody will be part of Tupperdell King and come in here and

00:59:58said Ivory's man.

01:00:00Right there.

01:00:01My God.

01:00:02My God is right.

01:00:04That is the real world, what an internet site that is.

01:00:07Aside for sore eyes.

01:00:09Rakeshi on his way to the ring because he will meet the man that was the most dominant man in the Royal Rumble.

01:00:17King, Rakeshi, slobber knocker, folks.

01:00:22Come on, Austin.

01:00:27Triple A still waiting on the arrival of Stone Cold Steve Austin so he can batter him into a bloody pulp with that damn sledgehammer, King.

01:00:35My gosh, this is gonna be awful.

01:00:37I'm not sure Austin's gonna be here tonight.

01:00:39Hey, wait a minute.

01:00:40JR, she went right in.

01:00:49She went right in Mr. McMahon's office.

01:00:51Well, in the interest of fairness, I'd love to know what's going on in there.

01:00:54And look at this 400 plus pounder.

01:00:58I don't know, but did you see Tracer jumping himself there?

01:01:02The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:01:05Introducing first, weighing in at 423 pounds,

01:01:09Rakeshi.

01:01:11My gosh.

01:01:13This is interesting, huh?

01:01:16You don't miss a trick, do you?

01:01:20No, I don't.

01:01:22You saw Mr. McMahon had a new jacket.

01:01:25I see Trish wearing some new clothes lately.

01:01:28For her clothes?

01:01:29No, I know what you're saying.

01:01:30You think she gets her new clothes by taking her old clothes off.

01:01:32And that's not true, JR.

01:01:34You don't need to go there.

01:01:35You need to plant that seed.

01:01:37Two diamond earrings and I'll tell you what this man here.

01:01:40Rakeshi, well.

01:01:44Rakeshi, well.

01:01:45Weaning at 326 pounds, Kane.

01:01:50I have never seen in my eight years here anyone more dominant in the Royal Rumble

01:01:54than Kane was in the New Orleans Arena.

01:01:58Boy, I'll have to agree with that.

01:01:59He was in there for an hour, or maybe more.

01:02:01He's never tired.

01:02:02Rakeshi coming out to meet Kane.

01:02:04Rakeshi showing no fear either.

01:02:07And Rakeshi and Kane.

01:02:09I'm still wondering what's the relationship with Kane and his brother The Undertaker.

01:02:15And those questions are still unanswered.

01:02:19You know the relationship between these two monsters, one that's both like to eat each other to death.

01:02:24Look at this.

01:02:25Look at the size of these guys there.

01:02:27Look at us.

01:02:28Good grief.

01:02:29No steel steps going up.

01:02:31They over ended.

01:02:33And Rakeshi at 420 some odd pounds, tossing a 330 pound Kane in the ring.

01:02:40And there's that shot.

01:02:42That straight Marcionard's kick.

01:02:45Down goes Kane.

01:02:46Good grief.

01:02:48What a shot there.

01:02:49A leg drop by Rakeshi and Kane's shoulder process.

01:02:52How does Rakeshi get his foot seven feet in the air like that to kick Kane right in the face?

01:02:57And that is great flexibility.

01:02:58You're right, Kane.

01:02:59Uh-oh.

01:03:00There's flexibility for you.

01:03:01Rakeshi.

01:03:02Uh-oh.

01:03:03He buried that huge backside right in the abdomen with the Kane.

01:03:07Uh-oh.

01:03:08No.

01:03:09You don't think.

01:03:11But then Kane wearing that mask.

01:03:13My God.

01:03:14That may not have to save him.

01:03:15Wait, wait a minute.

01:03:16He's up.

01:03:17And Kane back up.

01:03:19Catching Rakeshi that foot right to the face.

01:03:22What a close line.

01:03:24What a thunderous, thunderous close line by the Big Red Machine.

01:03:29My gosh, look at this.

01:03:30Kane going to the top.

01:03:32One.

01:03:33It's not gonna be good for you, Rakeshi.

01:03:35You better do something now.

01:03:36From the top of the Big Red Machine.

01:03:38How close did he come in winning the Royal Rumble?

01:03:43It was the most dominant display in the ring over an hour.

01:03:48Look at Kane.

01:03:49I'm surprised, I mean, the punishment, the battering that Kane took last time.

01:03:55Here we go.

01:03:56Here we go.

01:03:57And he's still able to do this.

01:03:59Chokeslam by Kane.

01:04:01They're going for the cover.

01:04:04Hey, hey, hey.

01:04:05Wait.

01:04:06That's Haku.

01:04:07Look at this.

01:04:08That's Haku.

01:04:09We saw his return at the Royal Rumble.

01:04:11A fellow item with Rakeshi and Haku attacking Kane.

01:04:16My gosh.

01:04:17This Haku's an animal, I'll tell you.

01:04:19Kane fighting back.

01:04:22With the right hands.

01:04:24That Haku rocking, but look out, Rakeshi's up.

01:04:28What a headbutt.

01:04:29And another shot.

01:04:32That's a target practice for Haku and Rakeshi.

01:04:36These two monsters are decimating Kane.

01:04:39Come on, man.

01:04:40Come on.

01:04:41Get out.

01:04:42Let's double team.

01:04:43You're taking your life in your own hands.

01:04:44You try to pull those hands off Kane now.

01:04:46This double team is sadistic right now.

01:04:48No.

01:04:49Don't do this.

01:04:50No.

01:04:52Headbutt.

01:04:53Right in the heart.

01:04:54Hey, it's the Undertaker.

01:04:58It is.

01:04:59It's the Undertaker.

01:05:01The American Badass is kicking some.

01:05:05And look at that there.

01:05:06Look who the Undertaker came to the rescue of.

01:05:09His own little brother Kane.

01:05:11Undertaker now.

01:05:13Kane will come.

01:05:15Boy, here we go.

01:05:16Kane and the Undertaker.

01:05:18Fighting Rakeshi and Haku.

01:05:20Haku won't come down, but he'll now go out.

01:05:27Man.

01:05:28Rakeshi being nailed by the brothers, Undertaker and Kane.

01:05:36Whoa, man.

01:05:41What a close line.

01:05:43What impact.

01:05:45And what message does this send, JR?

01:05:48Last night at the Royal Rumble, you were asking me.

01:05:51Are Kane and the Undertaker back together?

01:05:53My God, look.

01:05:54My God.

01:05:55No, you're not even kidding me.

01:05:56No.

01:05:57A double chokeslam.

01:05:59A double chokeslam by The Undertaker and Kane.

01:06:02Good God.

01:06:05Rakeshi just got chokeslam to hell by The Undertaker and Kane, who are eyeballing each other.

01:06:17This is scary, JR.

01:06:24What an ovation here.

01:06:27The Undertaker and Kane just took care of Rakeshi.

01:06:32And then Kane hasn't taken his eyes off his brother and The Undertaker leaving.

01:06:39But no sign that they're actually back together.

01:06:44No.

01:06:47They're the new tag team champion.

01:06:50They're gonna put the gold on the line.

01:06:54And they're gonna do it next.

01:06:59We are back live on Raw and Haku who chucked us all at the Royal Rumble last night.

01:07:04Just chucked us again as he assaulted Kane and Kane's matchup with Rakeshi.

01:07:09And Kane, it looked like Kane was gonna be physically dissected by these guys.

01:07:13By these two men from the islands.

01:07:15Well, anytime you put two monsters like Rakeshi and Haku together, this is the kind of damage

01:07:20they can inflict on somebody, even somebody like Kane.

01:07:23And we've been wondering what their relationship is now.

01:07:26The first relation between that man, The Undertaker, and his brother Kane.

01:07:30Well, I think this goes a long way, at least it sends a message to me that, well,

01:07:35that there is some sort of relationship because The Undertaker came out to the rescue

01:07:38of his brother Kane.

01:07:39And then this teamwork, this was purely devastation.

01:07:44This was 430 pounds drilled by two monsters.

01:07:50Rakeshi, what we just saw.

01:07:52Undertaker, let me tell you something.

01:07:54You like getting into my face?

01:07:56Well, let me challenge you to something.

01:07:58This Thursday, no holds barred.

01:08:01Me and you on SmackDown.

01:08:02And Undertaker, you can have the whole damn thing.

01:08:05If you're bad enough, come get it.

01:08:07Wow.

01:08:09That feels nice.

01:08:12It feels very nice.

01:08:14Well, we are set for now, WWF Tag Team title action.

01:08:26And it's interesting how the team of Lowdown got this opportunity.

01:08:30Well, I'll tell you one thing.

01:08:31These guys have a great shot at winning the title now.

01:08:33In the interest of fairness, Mr. McMahon gave Lowdown a title shot.

01:08:37Well, they took away their Royal Rumble shot and gave it to Drew Carey.

01:08:44The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:08:47And it is for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.

01:08:51Introducing first, being accompanied by Tiger Ali Singh at a combined weight of 581 pounds, Lowdown.

01:09:02What is this?

01:09:09I know what that is.

01:09:12Here come those damn Dudley's.

01:09:15At a combined weight of 565 pounds, they are the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions,

01:09:23Mama Ray and Demon, the Dudley Boys.

01:09:27Hey, we're being joined here by Tiger Ali Singh.

01:09:32Whoa, look at that.

01:09:33Lowdown, not wasting any time.

01:09:35D-Lo Brown and Bubba Dudley, there's no way.

01:09:38You know, I thought the Dudley's were very fortunate to defeat Agent Christian at the Royal Rumble

01:09:42because of the physical condition that the Dudley's were in after the double concerto shot.

01:09:48Last Monday Night on Raw, the assault last week on SmackDown.

01:09:52And the Dudley's still smarting with, quite frankly, minor concessions.

01:09:59Of course, we've been joined here by Mr. Tiger.

01:10:03Is your headset working here?

01:10:05The headset is working perfectly fine, King.

01:10:07Thank you very much.

01:10:08Yes.

01:10:09Pleasure to have you here.

01:10:10It's my pleasure as well.

01:10:11Finally, we're given the opportunity to show our superior athleticism.

01:10:15And we're gonna win the titles tonight.

01:10:18Well, that remains to be seen.

01:10:19You don't have to hold the microphone, Tiger.

01:10:20You can let go of it.

01:10:21It's all right.

01:10:22I know that all these racist and prejudicial people around me,

01:10:25I'm not safe anywhere in the United States.

01:10:28I don't know why you'd say that, but in any event-

01:10:31I say that because that's true.

01:10:33Great opportunity for a lowdown because, again, I don't think the Dudley's-

01:10:36And here comes, look out- Uh-oh.

01:10:38Bo-Bo-Bomb.

01:10:40Look at Boca Ray holding his head in the back of his neck.

01:10:44The Dudley's, this is an ill-advised opportunity that the Dudley's have found

01:10:48themselves in, King, in my view.

01:10:50You can see that's right.

01:10:52Look at that.

01:10:53Our superior athleticism just caught off guard.

01:10:56But this is what I'm all about.

01:10:58This is why I've come to choose D'Lo and Chaz.

01:11:01Why is that?

01:11:02They've been neglected.

01:11:03They've been overlooked by the WWE fans.

01:11:05They've been missing.

01:11:06Here we go.

01:11:07They've been missing the Indian culture, the unity from our people.

01:11:10They've adopted it, and you're seeing it.

01:11:12They are unbelievably vicious like never before.

01:11:15Speaking of the Indian culture, I see you brought an extra, what is that, a turban?

01:11:19Yes, Jerry the King Lawler, and with tradition, with our respect,

01:11:22we would like to pay homage to you and give this to you as a ceremonial Mahara turban.

01:11:28Mahara turban.

01:11:33On the top.

01:11:34Come on.

01:11:35And there's some Dudley culture, some Dudley tradition.

01:11:38Did they ever say, what's up, over in India?

01:11:40What are you gonna do with this?

01:11:41I would like to put it on you.

01:11:42Wait a minute.

01:11:43This is a Maharaja turban.

01:11:44Hey, check this out, JR.

01:11:45I got a Maharaja turban.

01:11:46Looks very nice.

01:11:47Can I get a ride in the airport?

01:11:48What are you talking about?

01:11:50Dudley's looking for one here.

01:11:53Let's get the table.

01:11:55I understand that.

01:11:56This is ignorance, and this is what it's all about, ignorance and prejudice.

01:11:59This is a traditional royal turban.

01:12:01How honored are you that your team is getting their ass tipped here, and the Dudley's

01:12:05are going to put up their table.

01:12:07This is all the prejudice that's against us.

01:12:09Uh-oh, look at the referee.

01:12:10Need all about it.

01:12:11Look, the time title belt.

01:12:13My gosh.

01:12:14We're the champions.

01:12:16We're the champions.

01:12:17We're the champions.

01:12:19We're the champions.

01:12:20Qualification, lowdown.

01:12:21The champion.

01:12:22The Dudley's are disqualified for using the title belt.

01:12:26The belts don't change hands on a disqualification.

01:12:29Hey, wait a minute, Tiger.

01:12:31Look at this.

01:12:32No.

01:12:34And the Tiger's gonna experience another Dudley.

01:12:37Tiger has hit.

01:12:38My gosh.

01:12:393D to the table.

01:12:41The Dudley's took the bite on a Tiger.

01:12:45Tiger thought he had won the titles, and instead he got introduced to a table.

01:12:50It'll have to be another night for lowdown.

01:12:53But the Dudley's are gonna heal up.

01:12:55They're putting themselves in jeopardy every time they come out here, King.

01:12:59Yeah.

01:13:00With these injuries.

01:13:01Concussion and all.

01:13:02Uh-oh.

01:13:03I'm sure she forgot your hat.

01:13:04Thanks.

01:13:05She forgot her hat.

01:13:06Even her hair.

01:13:08Look how sweaty she is.

01:13:09What have they been doing?

01:13:10She's glistening.

01:13:11Ah!

01:13:12Yes, sir.

01:13:13Yes, sir.

01:13:14I understand.

01:13:15Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've been informed that Mr. McMahon will be joining us momentarily

01:13:27to have the announcement on what the main event will be for tonight's Raw as War.

01:13:31Finally.

01:13:32Why can't he tell us now?

01:13:34What is he getting dressed?

01:13:36What are you talking about?

01:13:37Why don't you stop asking questions?

01:13:39Well, here comes the hardcore champion.

01:13:41And folks, Al Snow will challenge Raven momentarily.

01:13:45And many of us remember very vividly about a month ago down in Memphis at the pyramid.

01:13:51It was Al and Raven in a hardcore matchup king where Raven used a cinder block over Al Snow's skull.

01:13:58One, two, three.

01:14:00That's it.

01:14:01And that put Al Snow on the shelf for a long time.

01:14:04I thought it was gonna be forever.

01:14:06I thought he was permanently concussed.

01:14:08Al Snow returned to the Royal Rumble and denied here Raven the hardcore-

01:14:12Hey, hey, hey, look at this.

01:14:13There's Al Snow.

01:14:14Boy.

01:14:15And the bell sounds, remember this is, this is anything goes, falls down anywhere.

01:14:21My gosh.

01:14:23For the hardcore title.

01:14:24All sorts of stuff in that, in that basket brought out here by Raven.

01:14:31Raven and Al Snow, Mr. McMahon's gonna have a big announcement regarding the main event here tonight.

01:14:37Where the hell are these guys?

01:14:38Well, they're up under our stage now.

01:14:39Look out, they got the pyro stuff out.

01:14:41That's a foul.

01:14:42No!

01:14:43God, what the hell is that?

01:14:45Somebody could, they both may be concussed.

01:14:50Man, there's all kind of pyro on that stage.

01:14:54They knocked the referee down to both of these guys.

01:14:56What in the hell is, this is insane.

01:15:00Referee is down, Al Snow's got the cover, but that pyro went off with those, these two men on the stage.

01:15:07Uh-oh, look out.

01:15:09Look out.

01:15:10No!

01:15:12Raymond and the pyro came in line up there.

01:15:15They gotta make sure the pyro's out.

01:15:17Don't take any chances.

01:15:19Man, do you know what kind of concussion that would have had to be?

01:15:24I heard the guy one time at first stop.

01:15:28When that happened, he had to start his own hard guy.

01:15:31What?

01:15:32And look at now, Raymond.

01:15:33Yeah.

01:15:34Al Snow said that, where the carpet, whatever the hell.

01:15:37My gosh.

01:15:38It's not an ironing board.

01:15:40They're back there with our seamstresses.

01:15:42Never get hit by an iron.

01:15:44Hey, wait a minute.

01:15:46That's cool.

01:15:49Uh-oh.

01:15:50I'm sorry, I'm not gonna like that.

01:15:52Remember, falls count anything down here.

01:15:54Anything goes.

01:15:55That's some hot coffee.

01:15:56Ow!

01:15:57That hot coffee will get your attention in a hurry.

01:16:01Snow and Raven, these are so dangerous.

01:16:03He's imagine.

01:16:04McDonald's Raven have a big lawsuit on his hand right now.

01:16:07Look out!

01:16:12I've been wanting to say this for years.

01:16:13What?

01:16:14To the abdomen.

01:16:17You ain't right, JR.

01:16:19You know what?

01:16:20So much of missing a coffee.

01:16:23Hey!

01:16:25We're all over our catering.

01:16:27Hey, got milk?

01:16:29Does the body good?

01:16:30Yeah.

01:16:31But maybe not in that context.

01:16:32Is that right?

01:16:33Look at this.

01:16:34Hey, that's our post match feel.

01:16:36Wait a minute, you idiot.

01:16:37I'm not eating that now.

01:16:38No.

01:16:39What am I gonna eat tonight now?

01:16:41Raven hasn't even taken off his title belt.

01:16:43What is that?

01:16:45Whoa!

01:16:47These hardcore matchups are insane.

01:16:49Look out!

01:16:50Look!

01:16:51Gosh!

01:16:52Nothing says love it like something from the oven.

01:16:54Hit him again!

01:16:55Whoa!

01:16:56Look at that!

01:17:01Whoa!

01:17:02And maybe she didn't get to pay or something.

01:17:04I don't know.

01:17:05A handful of crawfish.

01:17:07My gosh!

01:17:08And now they're fighting outside.

01:17:10Our Raven, the hardcore champion, and the challenger Al Snow.

01:17:13Are you sure that's Raven?

01:17:14Yeah, he's still wearing his belt.

01:17:19Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

01:17:21Get up!

01:17:22Al's still got a weapon here.

01:17:24Yikes!

01:17:25Did I break a leg?

01:17:26Look out!

01:17:27What is that?

01:17:28You think you're hardcore, huh?

01:17:30You try and put me out?

01:17:31You're not hardcore.

01:17:32You're worth a piece of garbage.

01:17:35Look out!

01:17:36Whoa!

01:17:37Right below the belt.

01:17:39There's a cover.

01:17:40One, two.

01:17:41My God.

01:17:42And we got-

01:17:43Show this up right now.

01:17:44One, two, three.

01:17:47And we got a new hardcore champion.

01:17:49What does everybody want?

01:17:50Who is your winner?

01:17:51Who the hell is that?

01:17:53Who is that king?

01:17:55I don't know who it is.

01:17:56I don't know who it is.

01:17:57I don't know who it is.

01:17:58I'm a freaking ninja.

01:17:59One, two, three.

01:18:00And that's in my belt.

01:18:02You got a new world wrestling federation hardcore champion, Raven.

01:18:09Who the hell is helping Raven?

01:18:11I don't know.

01:18:12He lost it and then he won it back thanks to that whoever she was.

01:18:16I don't know if it's a he or a she.

01:18:19Well, if it's a he, he's got some nice breasts.

01:18:21Well, Mr. McMahon, have you made up your mind concerning the main event tonight?

01:18:30Indeed, I have seemed to have lost a button on my cuff.

01:18:36But nonetheless, yes.

01:18:39In the interest of fairness, the combination of my daughter and my son-in-law, Stephanie and Triple H,

01:18:46will meet the combination of Kurt Angle, the WWF champion, and his partner, Trish.

01:18:53What? Tonight?

01:18:55The game's still waiting on the arrival of the Stone Cold.

01:19:00Steve Austin slits hammer in hand.

01:19:02We've got a match.

01:19:03It's not the championship, but here's your knee brace.

01:19:06Here's your pads.

01:19:07What do you mean it's not my championship?

01:19:08It's a mixed tag.

01:19:09Dad, Dad made the mixed tag.

01:19:11I.

01:19:16Where next?

01:19:17Here.

01:19:18Well, ladies and gentlemen, now you're looking at downtown New York City,

01:19:24the home of WWF New York, and certainly inside King.

01:19:28Too cool and can't quit.

01:19:30Hey.

01:19:31Check it out, JR.

01:19:32Can you do the running man, JR?

01:19:34Uh, no.

01:19:36Huh?

01:19:37Well, these guys can.

01:19:42Oh, man.

01:19:46Look at this.

01:19:48Yeah, we getting rowdy.

01:19:51Well, it's got to be a next tag team matchup, but to the dismay of the game.

01:19:58Oh, my God.

01:20:00Look at this.

01:20:01Look at Trish.

01:20:02She looks exhausted.

01:20:03That's who I'm referring to.

01:20:05That sweat was running down her, her neck onto her.

01:20:11We're pulsating.

01:20:12We're pulsating.

01:20:13We're pulsating intergender tag team contest.

01:20:15This is a golf ball.

01:20:16Making your way to the ring.

01:20:18The team of Trish Stratus and the world wrestling iteration champion, Kurt Angle.

01:20:25Uh uh, it's gonna be Kurt Angle and Trish Stratus.

01:20:28They collide with the game and his fight.

01:20:32What a matchup.

01:20:37We are back live with the Cajun Dom, Kurt Angle and Trish,

01:20:41against the game and his wife, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.

01:20:46And Mr. McMahon has made his decision, huh?

01:20:49Mr. McMahon, he never disappoints the fans.

01:20:52Introducing their opponent to team of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Triple H.

01:21:00The election of the game for the WWE title almost as much as they weren't

01:21:04a meme, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:21:06Where is Stone Cold Steve Austin?

01:21:11I think he may still be celebrating in New Orleans.

01:21:15I'm not sure Austin's even gonna be here.

01:21:17I don't blame Stone Cold for not showing up.

01:21:19He probably found out that Triple H is waiting for him with a sledgehammer.

01:21:22I wouldn't show him either.

01:21:23Take a look at Trish's lounge fit, isn't that cute?

01:21:26He's got nice little knee pads he's wearing.

01:21:28Think she had those knee pads on in her meeting with Mr. McMahon?

01:21:31JR.

01:21:32I'm just curious.

01:21:33What?

01:21:36Triple H is ice cold, he has had no time to get loose,

01:21:40no time to get ready for this matchup.

01:21:43He's been outside waiting on Stone Cold.

01:21:45Carrying that sledgehammer around, trying to pass in Austin's brain.

01:21:50Look at Trish, she's obviously getting ready, she's already sweating.

01:21:54Again, the baseball slide through, catching Angle unaware.

01:21:58He's got a big hit there.

01:22:00Watch it, JR.

01:22:01They're coming out of the middle of the wall.

01:22:02Angle's head bouncing off the table.

01:22:05And the game looks right in.

01:22:07He's right in.

01:22:09Get in there.

01:22:09Do something.

01:22:10Look out.

01:22:11The WWE Champion getting maimed here.

01:22:14Come on, Hedner.

01:22:16Get him in the ring.

01:22:17Again, the game dominating the WWE Champion.

01:22:22But remember, the game won in the WWE title tonight.

01:22:27That's not what he got, thanks to his father-in-law.

01:22:30The title is not up for grabs, so I don't know how much technical wrestling

01:22:33you're gonna see here tonight.

01:22:34This is gonna be just an all out fight, cuz these guys hate each other.

01:22:37Triple H had the WWE title won in the views of everyone at the Royal Rumble.

01:22:44Wait a minute, JR, come on, that's your opinion.

01:22:47And of course Triple H's opinion, but you're not giving Kurt Angle any credit whatsoever.

01:22:52I'll tell you right now.

01:22:53I didn't get to finish my story, so.

01:22:56Okay, before you finish your story, where are your gold medals?

01:23:00Where are yours?

01:23:01Well, I'm not besmirching this Olympic hero either then.

01:23:04Well, good.

01:23:05All right, now Angle, who had that knee damage at the Royal Rumble by the game,

01:23:09who had a methodical game plan, did the Cerebral Assassin Triple H, and

01:23:14the game going right back to work on that left knee of the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

01:23:19Tag in, Trish.

01:23:21Help your partner.

01:23:22I don't know how badly Trish really wanted Stephanie, but

01:23:26I know that Stephanie would love to look at Trish from the WWF entirely, and

01:23:32from Mr. McMahon's life, quite frankly.

01:23:35She said look from Stephanie, and Trish, have you noticed that Trish is wrestling,

01:23:39attire, it's a little short, riding up on there a little bit there, she's a little cheeky.

01:23:45Cheeky is right, but what a right hand.

01:23:48There's a right by, by the WWE attempt at Kurt Angle, and right back to the knee goes Triple H.

01:23:55Well, I'll tell you, you know, Kurt Angle has a lot to prove here.

01:23:58He wants to prove to the world that he really would not have lost his title of Triple H at the Royal Rumble.

01:24:02Even without Stone Cold Steve Austin's help.

01:24:05Triple H started tonight with a challenge to get to Kurt Angle.

01:24:10That was accepted, that was before Mr. McMahon arrived.

01:24:15And there's the tag to Trish, what the hell is Trish doing?

01:24:19My God, be careful, Trish, I love it, but what the heck?

01:24:23Trish with a cross body, dropped hit by Angle.

01:24:27Trish had Triple H covered, I thought he was gonna be pinned by Trish.

01:24:31Trish was right on top of the game for a moment.

01:24:34Here we go, look at this.

01:24:36Man, Kurt Angle can't believe what he did.

01:24:39He just took Stephanie down.

01:24:40He looked shocked.

01:24:44He didn't mean to do that, Jerry.

01:24:46He was out of a bit of rage or something, he lost his head.

01:24:50Well, it was just instinctive, I assume, but.

01:24:52Whoa!

01:24:53Man, that'll bring him back to reality.

01:24:55Give me that, another one.

01:24:57I don't know what hurts worse.

01:24:59Don't slap to these right hands.

01:25:01I'd say the right hands.

01:25:03I think you're right.

01:25:03Get him on here.

01:25:07And Stephanie.

01:25:09Triple H again, showing that mean streak.

01:25:14Look out, look out.

01:25:16Face buster by the game and Kurt Angle.

01:25:19Look out.

01:25:21What a ride by Angle on the game.

01:25:25Tremendous suplex.

01:25:26Here's a tag.

01:25:28Here we go.

01:25:30Isn't it, this is gonna be Trish's first official time in action.

01:25:33What is she doing now?

01:25:34No, no, no.

01:25:35Trish on the top, look, my God.

01:25:39Trish, look out.

01:25:40Stephanie slamming Trish at the top.

01:25:42She's hurt.

01:25:44I can't believe that.

01:25:45That's what you deserve.

01:25:48And right on the outside.

01:25:49Look at the Trish.

01:25:50Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:25:51Whoa.

01:25:52Trish slapping Stephanie.

01:25:54Whoa, my God.

01:25:55Stephanie slapping Trish.

01:25:56It's a slap fest.

01:25:57Uh-oh.

01:25:58Takedown by Trish.

01:26:00Whoa.

01:26:01The game on the outside with Kurt Angle.

01:26:03My gosh, it's a cat fight.

01:26:05Woo-hoo.

01:26:07Look at this.

01:26:09Stephanie is slapping the bar.

01:26:11Spanker, Spanker.

01:26:13Trish in a male position on Stephanie.

01:26:17Can't believe it.

01:26:18Come on, Stephanie, yeah, yeah.

01:26:20God almighty.

01:26:20Spanker.

01:26:21Get up.

01:26:22Get up, you.

01:26:24Damn, these women are gonna take each other apart.

01:26:26This is great.

01:26:28I love the WNWF.

01:26:31Stephanie, those kicks back to the gut.

01:26:35Coming in right for the trailer, ladies and gentlemen.

01:26:38My gosh.

01:26:40Well signed by Stephanie.

01:26:42My gosh.

01:26:43Triple H and Angle beating the hell out of each other on the outside.

01:26:47Come on, man.

01:26:48I can't care right now.

01:26:49Yeah, there we go.

01:26:50Now what's gonna happen?

01:26:53What must Mr. McMahon be thinking now?

01:26:56One second.

01:26:58Look at Trish, there's that little, little little Hellcat here.

01:27:01No, Bulldog.

01:27:03Bulldog.

01:27:04A Bulldog headlock.

01:27:06I love it.

01:27:06It's gonna be over.

01:27:08Uh-oh, look at Trish.

01:27:09The game full of Trish out of his body.

01:27:12I'm afraid it's gonna be over for Trish.

01:27:14No, no, no.

01:27:15Yeah, you can't.

01:27:16Don't do this.

01:27:17No, Trish out of all.

01:27:18I'm afraid, for the love of God, the pedigree on a woman.

01:27:24Kurt, did you see that?

01:27:25Angle just got nailed.

01:27:27Trish the pedigree right out of her floor.

01:27:30One, two, three.

01:27:31She did?

01:27:32And it's over.

01:27:34The first to the game is over.

01:27:36Second, he McMahon held me and triple.

01:27:40Hey, this is unbelievable.

01:27:44Kurt Angle pulling a ball to Trish out of the ring.

01:27:47And the first couple of the WWRs.

01:27:52The place didn't get his hands off Don't Go, but

01:27:54he sure got his hands off Trish.

01:27:57I think we're not done yet, so we're going to turn it up.

01:28:05Cole, look at this.

01:28:07Austin's here.

01:28:08My God, the rattlesnake in the run.

01:28:11The cage of gold wheels exploded.

01:28:13Where'd he come from?

01:28:15Triple-A's threatened the game.

01:28:17The starter.

01:28:18The starter.

01:28:21Stone Cold won the Royal Rumble, and he just hit the game's ass again.

01:28:26Triple-A, you gotta be careful what you wish for.

01:28:30You just might get it, and I think you just got it.

01:28:33My God, can you imagine what the game is going to want to do?

01:28:38The Stone Cold.

01:28:40The game is going to want to put Stone Cold six feet deep after this.

01:28:46The Royal Rumble winner, the Rattlesnake, is going to WrestleMania.

01:28:52But maybe, over the game's dead body.

01:28:56I can't believe what we've seen here tonight, they are.

01:28:59My God, it's going to be an explosion, amendment of horses, or SmackDown.

01:29:06Austin, it's going to WrestleMania.

01:29:09Five, two, three.

01:29:11Yeah, come on, we'll take it.

01:29:13Come on, we got it.

01:29:14I'll be true.

01:29:14That's the CEO of Bryan Rumble.

01:29:16You haven't heard tonight.

01:29:18I've heard tonight's story about this.

01:29:19This is a victory, we got it.

01:29:20Let's go.

01:29:21Go ahead, let's go.

01:29:22Let's go, my God.

01:29:23Let's go.

01:29:24Go ahead, let's go.

01:29:24Let's go, my God.

01:29:26We got it.

01:29:27You got it.

01:29:31Let's go, my God.

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