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00:00Hey, check out Funaki in the ring. Funaki looks like, looks like Undercover Brother.
00:06Hey, no relation to Yoko Ono.
00:10With Halloween coming tomorrow, Funaki won't have a special trick or treat contest.
00:22So please welcome the lovely Tori Wilson!
00:29There we go. What a way to spend Halloween Eve with Tori Wilson.
00:35Oh my. Well, I guess she's the bunny rabbit, right? There's a bunny ears up there.
00:41No, that's why she's carrying carrots. I'm not looking at a carrot, believe me.
00:47I love it, she's gonna stop by my house, man. I got the big basket, you know?
00:52So what are you gonna be for Halloween? What's gonna be your costume? I'm wearing it.
00:56I'm wearing your black suit. Are you gonna be a pumpkin? No. Are you gonna be a goof? Is that what you're gonna be?
01:02I don't wanna talk to you, look at Tori. Look at Tori Wilson. Look at the size of those carrots are humongous.
01:06Welcome back, Tori. Wow. This is a trick or treat contest.
01:12And...Dom-Marie!
01:16Translation.
01:18Translation.
01:19Translation, Dom-Marie.
01:20Wonder Woman! She's got the Wonder Robe!
01:24That's one thing you don't have, Paul.
01:26Wonder Woman! I heard you. Wonder Woman, she looks beautiful. I know, look at her.
01:32Wonder Woman never looked like that in the comic books.
01:34Oh, you're right, she did.
01:36I mean, Linda Carter's old, remember her?
01:39That's your age group there, Paul, you're a...
01:42You're the same age I am.
01:43Well, I don't know, right now I feel like a kid.
01:45Look at Funaki, nice head.
01:46What do you think she'll do with that golden rope there?
01:49I don't know, Paul, but it's pretty long.
01:51Imagine you get tied up with a golden rope and having flurry feet and carrots.
01:56Doug and Danny Basham now? What are you, Shaniqua? Is he that?
02:00All right.
02:01Who has best costume?
02:04You people, big winner.
02:09Are you ready, Cory? You first.
02:14Well, here we go, no warming up in a bullpen.
02:20A goal for the action, son.
02:22I like that rabbit.
02:24That was good.
02:26Nice cotton tail.
02:28Well, Dory Wilson looking beautiful out here, looking very sexy in the Murray Teddy.
02:36I got cotton belt.
02:39Yeah, well.
02:40Well, she is a Playboy Playmate, hence the bunny.
02:43Off the hook, cool.
02:44Yeah, exactly. Oh, that gets the bunny.
02:46Yeah, the Playboy...
02:47Okay, yeah.
02:48Wow, she is awesome.
02:49I don't think Dormer is too impressed.
02:51Wow.
02:52Okay.
02:54Dorm?
02:55Please?
02:56Please?
02:57Yeah, yeah.
02:58Calm down, Panaki.
02:59Can't blame the kids.
03:01Wonder Woman!
03:02Remember that song?
03:03I'm not shocked you know the song The Wonder Woman, Cole.
03:05It's your favorite show, probably.
03:07But I'll tell you what, this here, it looks like a Wonder Woman.
03:10Oh, my.
03:11I mean, Cole, I heard rumors that you watched Wonder Woman alone in your room for hours.
03:16I was about seven years old.
03:17Hey, that's my point.
03:18Oh, man.
03:19Check that out.
03:20Dormeries.
03:21Something about red boots and tight shorts.
03:22My hair looks nice, too.
03:23I'm supposed to say, who's looking at her hair?
03:24It's unbelievable.
03:25Look at him.
03:26Look at him.
03:27For now, he's very impressed.
03:28Can't blame him.
03:29It's gonna be a cross contest.
03:30Who do you think's the winner?
03:31What's your opinion?
03:32I have no idea.
03:33I don't care anyway.
03:48Everybody, you think Torrey Wilson.
03:51You think Tori Wilson!
04:01So you think Dawn Marie!
04:08It's a landslide, Cole, landslide!
04:12Oh, okay, okay.
04:16I think Tori Wilson wins!
04:21Best costume!
04:23There it is, Tori Wilson!
04:26I just can't take my eyes off her.
04:28So now for part two.
04:32Two parts.
04:33Part two.
04:34I heard him say part two.
04:35I got that part.
04:36Of a trick or trick contest.
04:40Popping for apples!
04:43Popping for apples?
04:46Who gets most, okay?
04:50What, who gets more?
04:51Are you ready?
04:52Maybe you first.
04:53Who gets more to these?
04:55I hope there's some more to them.
04:57What is that the apples are in?
04:59Looks like some kind of a, uh, oh, no, that's a, uh, some kind of a chocolate, I think, Cole.
05:07Oh, so it's like chocolate apples.
05:10Oh, wait, wait.
05:11Tori, please.
05:12Let me go first.
05:14Let me get dirty in this first.
05:17There we go.
05:22That was nice of it.
05:23Norma, he wanted to go first.
05:25I think she's gotta take the boots off.
05:31That's a prerequisite with bobbing for apples.
05:33Oh, yeah.
05:34You gotta take the pattern of a high thigh, high red leather boots off, no doubt about it.
05:38I know whenever you bob for apples, or bob for anything that might be, you take your leather boots off.
05:43How do you know I got leather boots?
05:45Oh, I know you love to bob.
05:47Yeah, good comeback.
05:48That's nice.
05:49Norma, uh, well, she's gonna go right in there, Cole.
05:53She's going in.
05:54It's sensual about a woman getting into a chocolate-filled tub of apples.
06:01Well, I hope it's chili.
06:03I guess we're gonna find it.
06:05But how is she gonna bob for apples while lying in it?
06:08There's a way.
06:09Oh, my.
06:10Oh, my.
06:11Oh, my.
06:12That stuff's thick.
06:13Oh, my.
06:14Oh, my.
06:15She's a freak.
06:17What the hell?
06:19What's that?
06:20Wait a minute.
06:22I think she's getting turned on here.
06:24She just took her top off.
06:26Whoa.
06:29Oh, my.
06:31What would Mr. Hershey's shame right now?
06:34She's got more than a leg up on the competition.
06:37I think Hammer's gotta give her a bonus for tonight.
06:39I gotta get closer.
06:40Hold on.
06:41Where are you going?
06:43Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:45Hold on a minute.
06:46Hold on, hold on, hold on.
06:48First of all, I think we've just seen the treat.
06:51And I mean, Dormarie.
06:53Hold on.
06:54I'm gonna get her ringing.
06:56Dormarie looked lovely.
06:58She did a great job.
06:59And that obviously was the treat.
07:01But now, I'm thinking, you know, Tory, Funaki, not being from this country, he's not down with,
07:08you know, all holiday cultures and what we do.
07:11And he doesn't really know much about Halloween.
07:13So being that Dormarie was the treat, maybe we ought to show Funaki the trick, if you know what I mean.
07:24You look good, kid.
07:25I like your hair.
07:26It's a nice fro.
07:27What do you think?
07:28What is he talking about?
07:30Sure you can find out a wet, whoa, there's the carrot.
07:40Oh, man.
07:42Funaki's gonna get a bath here.
07:48Don't fight it, Funaki.
07:53Don't fight it.
07:54So what's it gonna be, Funaki?
07:57Would you like a trick or a treat?
08:00Oh, yeah.
08:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:03Three, yes, yes, yes.
08:05Three, yeah, yeah.
08:06Three, yeah, yeah.
08:07Three, yeah.
08:08Oh.
08:13Oh, my.
08:17Hey!
08:22Tory just, oh, my.
08:24Tory just threw a pass into the tub of chocolate.
08:30He's still got his glasses on.
08:33He looks like a Hershey's piss.
08:38Well, Taz's little plan to get Funaki all wet, backfired.
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