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00:00What did you do with this pot?
00:02Eat hot pot
00:04How to eat it?
00:06We are outside
00:08Are you outside?
00:10There's no electricity.
00:12Where's the plug board?
00:18Dad
00:20Doesn't he have electricity?
00:22Ha ha ha ha
00:28The girl who will marry my son
00:30You listen to me.
00:32I don't care if you grew up eating strawberries at your mother's house.
00:36Or I grew up eating egg tarts
00:38After marrying my son
00:40I won't let you let him eat strawberry butt
00:42Don't let him eat the edge of the egg tart
00:45because
00:46He doesn't deserve it
00:48Math problems from eight to two digits
00:50Math Problems
00:51Two hours
00:52Can't calculate
00:54Crying
00:55Hold it back for me
00:56I was really blind to find you
00:58So what's wrong with you doing something?
00:59So what happened to you taking care of the kids?
01:00If you don't want to, just get out of here.
01:01Can you pass?
01:02Ah, can you
01:03I'm asking you, can I
01:04Say it
01:05Ah, I was so fierce just now
01:06Um
01:07I'll change it next time, okay?
01:09OK
01:10Then wipe your tears
01:11Sit up now.
01:12OK
01:13Ha ha ha ha
01:15When your bestie meets her ex while eating skewers
01:17Hey Sister Guan
01:18The table next to you is your ex-boyfriend
01:20good
01:23Don't forget this
01:24Then I'll make you celebrate for a whole year.
01:26Then I'll make you celebrate for a whole year.
01:28Then I'll make you celebrate for a whole year.
01:30Ha ha ha ha
01:31Painting Meimei
01:32Painting Meimei
01:33Mercedes Benz small
01:35Mom, why did you take my uncle
01:37Send uncle back home
01:38ah
01:39Because dad is back.
01:40So I don't like sleeping with my dad?
01:42Um
01:43Um
01:44Yes
01:45Ha ha
01:46Why don't you put dad in two positions?
01:48ah
01:49oops
01:50Hahaha
01:51ah
01:52Take ten lamb skewers
01:53I don't want to take the exam anymore. I want to play.
01:54No more exams
01:55You're talking big.
01:57Is it ok to tie up big talk?
01:59The mother has forgotten the child.
02:01No, mom has forgotten.
02:02No, mom has forgotten.
02:03No, mom has forgotten.
02:04ah
02:05ah
02:06ah
02:07ah
02:08ah
02:09ah
02:10ah
02:11ah
02:12ah
02:13ah
02:14ah
02:15ah
02:16ah
02:17ah
02:18ah
02:19ah
02:20ah
02:21ah
02:22ah
02:23ah
02:24ah
02:25ah
02:26ah
02:27ah
02:28ah
02:29ah
02:30You drink milk tea
02:31sure
02:32What to drink
02:33Bubble Milk Tea with Red Beans
02:35I want pudding milk tea to cure my illness
02:36ah
02:37ah
02:38ah
02:39ah
02:40ah
02:41Didn't you want to drink milk tea and ask me if I wanted it?
02:43If you want to drink, give me one.
02:45Ask me again
02:46Do you drink milk tea?
02:48I don't drink
02:50Hahaha
02:51I want to drink pudding milk tea to cure my illness
02:53Hurry up and put it
02:54ah
02:55ah
02:56Today, my teacher, I ate you, so you take a bite.
02:58I don't eat
02:59Why
03:00Give you a bite
03:05Hey, I really want to eat it.
03:06sister
03:07You want to buy a toy
03:08Unwilling
03:09Unwilling
03:10Unwilling
03:11Unwilling
03:12Unwilling
03:13Unwilling
03:14I don't understand
03:15Actually, I still don't want to love
03:18Stupidly bad
03:19ah
03:26dad
03:27Um
03:28My mom's egg
03:29Dad is gone.
03:32Walk a little longer
03:33Mom will be fine soon.
03:34Mother
03:35Wait me a moment
03:36Mother
03:37Ha ha
03:38Ha ha ha ha
03:48Ha ha ha ha
03:49I rely on
03:50Ha ha
03:51Ha ha
03:52Oh my god, this is amazing
03:53So cool!
03:55So amazing
03:57Oh my god
03:58I rely on
03:59That's awesome!
04:01Ha ha ha ha
04:02Ha ha ha ha
04:03Ha ha ha ha
04:04Ha ha ha ha
04:05Ha ha ha ha
04:06Ha ha ha ha
04:07This mom also drinks beans
04:08Let him be small.
04:09What are you doing?
04:15What are you doing?
04:16How do I close the door?
04:17Why
04:18Talking to
04:19Why
04:20Why
04:21elder sister
04:22Why
04:23Why
04:24Ha ha
04:26Ha ha
04:27Ha ha
04:28Ha ha
04:29Ha ha ha ha
04:31Is there any scumbag?
04:32Um
04:33Come and hurt me
04:34ah
04:35Bombard me with your sugar-coated bullets
04:36Captivated me with your sweet words
04:38oops
04:39Then ruthlessly abandon me
04:41From then on, I lost my appetite.
04:44Ha ha ha ha
04:45This way I will lose weight
04:46Thanks bro
04:47Ouch
04:48Your mother
04:49Good guy
04:50Ha ha ha ha
04:51I am like the wind
04:57I smile thinking of your tenderness
05:00Unable to retain
05:02Your hands that cover my life
05:08good
05:09oh
05:10Give me the love of Tairen
05:11How to move
05:13I like to give him a dream for the real person
05:17Waiting for my account opening
05:19Not too much
05:21The world has become too much because of him
05:25Wow
05:29Wow
05:30Ouch
05:31Ha ha ha ha
05:32I don't allow it.
05:38Look at this end
05:40Others often do
05:41I'm afraid there are infectious diseases.
05:44uncle
05:45Why do you eat with this?
05:47I have a contagious disease
05:48I have a contagious disease
05:49I have a contagious disease
05:50I have a contagious disease
05:51I have a contagious disease
05:52I have a contagious disease
05:53I have a contagious disease
05:55The window I'm waiting for hasn't come yet
05:58The person I'm waiting for doesn't understand yet
06:01Tight Drop
06:03Tight Drop
06:03Tight Drop
06:04Tight Drop
06:05Tight Drop
06:06Tight Drop
06:07I think
06:09You strive
06:10mail
06:11For example, you
06:12You are
06:13who
06:23なぜ
06:25big
06:26big
06:27.
06:28When I was with my partner
06:31Oh, let me get you some.
06:33no
06:33Your hand can only be used to hold mine, you know?
06:36You have no hands.
06:37By the way you
06:38I'm willing to lend a hand
06:40Hello sister
06:42Let's go, baby
06:42Your house is in trouble again
06:44Spend time with your partner
06:47You don't hold me anymore
06:48Oh, isn't this inconvenient because of sweaty hands?
06:50Which one of your hands is sweaty?
06:51You see, I haven't held it yet.
06:53Why am I holding your hand?
06:58Blame Luo Xiangyun
06:59Oke
07:13What
07:14Mingyuan
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