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#搞笑
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00:00Little brat, a cup of hot spring water, don't you see there's anyone here?
00:07Go Go Go
00:09Auntie, this is a public hot spring. It's wrong for you to do this.
00:13You live by the sea, I'm so fat
00:15Auntie, if you want to do this, don't blame me for being rude.
00:18Come on, let me see what you can do to me
00:30Who is this? What are you doing?
00:47Lao Ba, what are we eating tonight, fire melon or barbecue?
00:52Lao Ba, who are you? Come up here,
00:55Sorry, upper berth car
01:00You didn't practice.
01:02Don't laugh, old man, you still have someone to help you
01:05Wow, this lady is so pretty
01:10Wow, guys, it's English again, it's English again, guys, I'm English again
01:16I have a question, can we chat?
01:22Oh, Mom, where did you talk about my uncle?
01:27Then it doesn't matter, you don't even look for it
01:29I noticed that you are leaning towards your father.
01:31What?
01:32You don't even ask your dad for anything, you ask me for everything
01:35Wouldn't that save you the trouble in the middle? Please describe it to you.
01:38Dad, I love you most
01:39Go find your mom
01:41Mom, I know you won't
01:43Go find your mom
01:45Damn, you've shrunk everything.
01:48Wife, wife, where is your child?
01:51I didn't ride a bike when I was thirsty
01:56You need to hold the water in your hands to drink
01:58Very dangerous
01:59So I made this
02:01Cyclist drinking water dispenser
02:03The faster you wait, the better.
02:04The water will rush into our mouths faster.
02:07I'll give you a thorough review later.
02:14Overall it's still perfect
02:17Weird name
02:19Are there any classmates whose names have two identical characters?
02:22I am twenty
02:23Please introduce your name to your classmates.
02:24OK
02:25Hello everyone
02:26My last name is Ma
02:27I call mom
02:28Grandma calls me mom
02:29Or mom
02:30All is OK
02:30I have been a teacher for many years.
02:31Once I see the popular ones, I go over there
02:33He has a change, hurry up
02:34I have a nickname
02:35Because I fell easily when I was a kid.
02:36I often fall on the night road
02:37So they nicknamed me Dad
02:38father
02:38I am here
02:39I am here
02:40What is
02:40What is
02:41What is
02:42What is
02:42What is
02:43Who is this?
02:43What is
02:44What is this
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02:54What is this
02:54What is this
02:55Ignore him
02:55What is this
02:56What
02:56What
02:56I
02:57What can I do to you?
02:59you
02:59You don't say anything
03:00I told you to ignore him.
03:04Catching ducks
03:05Catching ducks
03:05Catch two
03:06Catch and spare
03:07What
03:08Catching ducks
03:08Catching ducks
03:09Ten thousand
03:10Catch and spare
03:11What
03:12What
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03:33What
03:34What
03:35I am your new class teacher.
03:37Now let's choose a monitor.
03:39That must be me.
03:40I'm number one in the class.
03:41Who is responsible for this network?
03:43I don't understand
03:44The sleeping classmate
03:46It's definitely me
03:48It's you
03:49You are very talented
03:50I have only one requirement for class
03:52You should eat
03:53Drink it
03:54It's time to sleep
03:55But
03:56I found a classmate
03:57Playing games in class
03:58What
03:59What
04:00Take me one
04:01I play Angie.
04:02Don't mess with you
04:03try to find
04:03Yesterday was good
04:06Ten years younger
04:07Today is still generous
04:08The teacher is waiting for you to say this.
04:09Photograph
04:13Do you see a little girl in a purple dress?
04:15No
04:16What's wrong
04:17What should I do?
04:18listen to me
04:19The 24 hours when a child is lost is the golden time to find him/her
04:21The police proposed a method of "ten people chasing four people"
04:23Can help you
04:24You call the police first
04:24Don't wait 24 hours to report.
04:26Then wait here
04:27He might find it himself.
04:28Find four more people
04:28Follow the four directions of east, south, west and north
04:30The other four people went to the train station, high-speed rail station, and bus station
04:32Before leaving again
04:33Find him and leave him alone at home.
04:35There's a good chance he'll come back.
04:36OK OK
04:37I'll arrange it right away
04:38I hope we can keep this method in mind
04:40But never use
04:41Let me show you the cigarette-catching assistance gloves I recently developed.
04:45Very strict design
04:47Let me try it for you and see how it works.
04:48When we want to smoke
04:50Wear it directly on your hand
04:52Then lock it with gloves
04:53Throw away the keys
04:54Did you see it?
04:56This way we can have a perfect smoke
04:59Very useful
05:01When we are doing it for our boyfriends
05:05It is easy to replace the shoes
05:06Broken toe
05:07Special dangers
05:09So I developed this one specifically for us ladies.
05:12Helping boyfriend with shoe covers
05:13Very strict design
05:15No matter how hard your boyfriend is
05:17It won't hurt our toes.
05:18Let me try it for you and see how it works.
05:20Just lift it gently
05:25There will be obvious effects
05:27Very useful
05:31How did you take this test?
05:49I copied it
05:50You copied
05:51The one on your left is counted down
05:52The first one on the right is counted down
05:53Second, who did you copy?
05:54They and all of my people are out
05:56The rest is right
05:57This finger repeater I invented
06:04Completely solved
06:05When we were grabbing red envelopes
06:07Slow hand speed
06:08Always unable to grab other people's problems
06:10Did you see it?
06:11This hand speed
06:13Whether it is grabbing red envelopes
06:14Still playing ranked
06:16Quite practical
06:17Are you useless?
06:18Why is this zongzi sweet?
06:23Why do we always eat salty zongzi?
06:24How to eat sweet rice dumplings?
06:26Do you guys eat sweets?
06:28Otherwise
06:28Salty ones are delicious
06:31What
06:31salty
06:32You guys eat sweets, right?
06:34Thank you
06:37Thank you
06:38Clam
06:39You are in my house now
06:40Swimming is necessary
06:42Swimming is necessary
06:44Swimming in groups
06:46salty
06:46My Home
06:47mekak
06:48My Home
06:48My Home
06:49My Home
06:49according to
06:50you
06:50Very impressive
06:51salty
06:52My Home
06:53Government
06:53My Home
06:55My Home
06:57have
06:58My Home
06:58Who are you
07:00My Home
07:01?
07:02you
07:03My Home
07:03My Home
07:04My Home
07:05you
07:06My Home
07:07My Home
07:07My Home
07:09My Home
07:09Bei
07:11My Home
07:11My Home
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