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00:00哦
00:02哦
00:03哎
00:04哦
00:05做啥呀
00:06重新好叫我爸
00:07哎
00:08哈哈
00:09你叫一声
00:10爸
00:11哎
00:12我呢我呢
00:13妈
00:14假的
00:15你
00:16老板
00:17坐一下这
00:18这点是十块
00:20嗯
00:21你给你家对你家给我拿三条
00:23三条啊
00:24好
00:25拿这个
00:26三条是四天
00:28加上十块是四千亿
00:29哎呦
00:30一会儿我爸和我妈穿着啊
00:31爸你妈在哪里
00:33爸
00:34爸
00:35哎
00:36哎
00:37哎
00:38哈哈哈哈
00:39今天听啊
00:40那我先走了
00:41慢走啊
00:44哎给我站住
00:45我还没买呢
00:46啥单呢
00:47啥单
00:48你这是我自己的
00:49哎别走啊
00:50刚才有姑娘在那拿三条对着的烟
00:52你咱在哪里吃的
00:54一共花了四千亿
00:55你还没给钱
00:56那不是我们姑娘
00:57那不是啊
00:58管管你家爸管管你家妈
01:00你那咱们答应
01:01是不答应了
01:02真不是
01:03我得扫码吧啊
01:04你咱都答应了
01:05那不是
01:06还不是
01:07还不是
01:08还给你钱一点
01:09给你钱一点
01:10还有吗
01:11还有
01:12哈哈哈
01:18哈哈哈哈哈哈
01:19啊
01:20滚滚滚滚滚
01:21回去吧回去吧
01:22好好滅滅
01:23回去慢着啊
01:24哎
01:25啊 啊
01:28我跟你的手上扣了呀
01:31你和你
01:34哦
01:37啊
01:38哎呦 多ện满
01:46我
01:47哇
01:48哎呀
01:50啊
01:51啊
01:52啊
01:54啊
01:55啊
01:56啊
01:57誰啊
01:58原來是你
01:59我真正
02:00啊
02:01啊
02:02啊
02:03啊
02:04啊
02:05啊
02:06啊
02:07啊
02:08哎呦 你們
02:09這個老六
02:10我真的服了
02:11啊
02:12啊
02:13啊
02:14啊
02:15啊
02:16啊
02:17啊
02:18啊
02:19啊
02:20哈哈
02:24哈哈
02:26哈哈
02:28哈哈
02:29嫂子給壓了
02:30啊
02:31哎呀她媽媽給壓
02:32來你幫忙餵餵她啊
02:33好好好
02:34謝謝啊
02:35哎呀好我餵她
02:36呦
02:37你大
02:38他小狗
02:39呦
02:40呦
02:41呦
02:42那是
02:43呦
02:44呦
02:45呦
02:46呦
02:47啊
02:48一會兒
02:49哦
02:50啊
02:51哦
02:52啊
02:53哈哈
02:54啊
02:55哈哈
02:56哈哈
02:57哈哈
02:58哈哈
02:59哇
03:00哈哈
03:01哇
03:02哈哈
03:03哈哈
03:04哈哈
03:05哈哈
03:06哈哈
03:10啊
03:11原來這誰是我的吧
03:12就是你那個
03:13我
03:14一會兒
03:15哈哈哈
03:16那我
03:17不是親眼說明
03:18我是萬萬不敢小心啊
03:19你那我
03:20哈哈哈
03:21哈哈
03:22哈哈
03:24啊
03:25啊
03:26不是親眼說明
03:27我是萬萬不敢小心的
03:28啊
03:29一會兒
03:30哈哈哈
03:32啊
03:34喔
03:36啊
03:37啊
03:39啊
03:40哇
03:41哎呦 你妈的
03:42哈哈哈哈哈哈
03:43哎呦 完了 完了 完了 完了
03:58不是我
03:59嗯
04:00完了呀
04:01不是我
04:02哎呦 你妈的
04:03哈哈哈哈
04:04哈哈哈哈哈哈
04:06啊
04:07哈哈
04:08妈妈
04:09你自己也打我
04:10在哪里啊
04:11你做什么
04:12你怎么
04:13哈哈哈哈
04:14哈哈哈哈
04:15大死
04:16你不肯你不反对我
04:18看不见是位置
04:20我把我留片
04:21哈哈哈哈
04:22哈哈哈哈
04:24哈哈哈哈
04:26哈哈
04:27啊
04:28啊
04:29哼
04:30啊
04:31啊
04:32啊
04:33哈哈哈哈
04:34啊
04:35啊
04:36啊
04:37啊
04:38啊
04:39你别笑
04:43啊
04:44啊
04:45哈哈哈哈
04:46啊
04:47哎呦
04:48哈哈哈哈
04:49哈哈
04:50如果不是清言所见
04:51我是外面的
04:52啊
04:53哈哈
04:54哈哈
04:55哈哈
04:56哈哈
04:57哈哈
04:58哈哈
04:59哈哈
05:14唉呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀肚活
05:27词说着快乐的故事
05:33一直都不忘了
05:36What the fuck
05:38哈哈哈哈
05:40说平平
05:44啊
05:45酒杯杯
05:49啊
05:49这笔子是酒店
05:53啊
06:03嗯
06:04啊
06:05好啊
06:06终于到家了
06:07我给你找这个
06:08嗯
06:09真的
06:10哎
06:11哎
06:12Body or a boy
06:13Make a beat and I was playing in the street
06:15啊
06:16哈哈哈哈
06:17你这
06:18你这
06:19他急我
06:20哈哈哈哈
06:22哈哈哈哈
06:23啊
06:24啊
06:25人生害怕的
06:27方素要都了解
06:28啊
06:29啊
06:30啊
06:31啊
06:32啊
06:33啊
06:34啊
06:35啊
06:36啊
06:37啊
06:38啊
06:39啊
06:40啊
06:42严肅不高大 严肅中央不高兴
06:46严股心太高
06:47白兵无所招人走 我从不怕走
06:51仗家心无 招世人狗 四母带人走
06:55人心不高兴 严肅不高兴
06:59不是亚犯独 又是心狗
07:02不然我走狂狗 北海狱小孤狗
07:06人心无欺欲 爱苗狗
07:12咦 咦 咦 咦
07:19Ahhhh
07:22Ahhhh
07:26Ahhhh
07:32Ahhhh
07:36当我们突然自杀的好啊
07:38嗯
07:42干什么是救生宗啊
07:45哈哈哈哈
07:47哈哈哈哈
07:48哈哈哈哈
07:50我我我他救生宗啊
07:53搞什么搞搞什么鸡毛啊
07:54你搞什么鸡毛
07:55你俩都在这里
07:56吃半个小时了吧
07:57我吃半小时怪你什么事啊
07:59等我上班了你知道吗
08:00我等我上班了
08:01等我上班
08:02管我几小时啊
08:03这是我的事
08:04你们上旁边去
08:05请不请啊
08:05哈哈哈哈

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