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2025/5/23

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00:00The daily life of three stars

00:01Um

00:02A lot

00:03Okay?

00:04You see you from my end

00:05Then I don't have time to see you

00:06I'll give you the choice of immediate theory.

00:08Auntie's horoscope is 70%

00:10This star is 70%

00:11One hundred and thirty-one thousand and ten

00:12The result is a

00:12You must be three hundred and ten

00:14You snap a claw

00:14Oh, how sorry I am.

00:16Then I'll eat more.

00:18Mm, pork belly

00:19I chose

00:19Select a sixty-eight

00:20Choose to match fifty-eight

00:21Hot and sour

00:21You are worthy of twenty-eight

00:22Three thousand, the whole Bidada two

00:23Three hundred and one claws

00:24oops

00:25What are you saying? You're too polite.

00:26This dish is not what my grandfather wants to eat

00:27Everyone should be packed with three hundred one two hundred five

00:31You turned, right?

00:32I had to get up

00:40Hey, Minnie

00:40Um

00:41Are you from 1985?

00:42Who is from 1985?

00:44I'm your last name.

00:46So do you believe me?

00:47Um

00:48Are you alive?

00:49yes

00:50How do you know me so well?

00:51Are you

00:52What?

00:53Wow

00:54Who likes you?

00:55I'll get an ID.

00:56Is it yours?

00:57Um

00:57Wow

00:59Hahaha

01:15Honey

01:16We'll get married later

01:18Don't buy the ring.

01:19Let's kiss on the hand again

01:20Who will break up first?

01:22Everyone cuts off their elbows.

01:23This is how we can prove

01:25Haishishan elong

01:25Okay?

01:26Um

01:27Let's give me a necklace.

01:30No, I cut every dime.

01:40I tell you it only took me a second to cut a dime

01:42There are 3600 seconds in every hour

01:44There are 24 seconds in a day

01:4530 seconds a month

01:46That means there are 2,592,000 seconds in a month.

01:48Your company is processing 2,592,000 seconds

01:51If it's more than a dime, it's not worth it.

01:52If it is less than ten

01:54From a mathematical perspective

01:55To continue to have an average monthly salary of more than 250,000

01:57Guess I had to cut a dime

01:58Then you also learn a thing

01:59I'm too lazy

02:02I feel so wronged

02:04Hey, you have princess words

02:06Hello, husband

02:07What are you doing?

02:09My company is coming soon.

02:10Ah, I'm almost home.

02:12You don't show up for seven days?

02:14Hey, get up

02:18Is it fun?

02:25Bisko

02:27You are not Falling

02:31Play with me Elef

02:33All right

02:38Get lost

02:40Um

02:42Dai Zi wants money

02:43I'll definitely count it in.

02:44Two cents a bag

02:44Are you sure?

02:46Um

02:46Isn't that how you settle accounts?

02:46Um

02:47So the bill is settled?

02:48How can I afford to lose this kind of money to you?

02:51What can I do for your two dollars?

02:52Won't you give it to me?

02:53I bought 50 yuan worth of stuff in total

02:54I bought two bottles for a cow.

02:56Bring me two bags.

02:57And what about this chewing gum?

02:59Bring me a bag.

03:00Hey, what's wrong? What's wrong?

03:01You are the store manager, right?

03:02It's not my money.

03:03I'm the store manager.

03:04Find company backyard

03:05Oh, that's it.

03:06He is the undercover agent filming next door.

03:08Tell me, I'll calculate it.

03:11This door is absolutely amazing

03:12Didn't he write this?

03:13Then I just did this

03:15Ouch! Ouch!

03:17Then I still

03:18Hold on to this and pull

03:19I just can't pull it

03:21Then I pushed it

03:24Is this La?

03:26Is this a push?

03:29Boss, can you help me figure out how much money?

03:3125A

03:31I want 4, how much?

03:33220

03:334 820, you look very computer

03:35How do you talk?

03:36If you don't believe me, I'll tell you.

03:37Boss, you said

03:3725 Legend 4

03:394 5 20 8

03:4024 8 8 8

03:41820

03:41You don't mean to be hateful when you say that?

03:44I was going to calculate it.

03:45Two 25s

03:462510

03:48411

03:49Plus 1 flat 20

03:50Come down

03:513

03:52Have you retreated?

03:53Add another 25

03:542510

03:55One step forward

03:56460

03:57Do you understand?

03:58The ghost is pretending

03:59Like me.

04:05Eating cereal in a mask during class

04:07Really delicious

04:08Zhang Baobao

04:10Wearing it

04:10What about you?

04:112 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 6 ...

04:41You told me

04:43no

04:43Let's go out for crayfish later.

04:46How about it

04:46no

04:47He is allergic to crayfish

04:48Hey, didn't you tell me?

04:56He was hospitalized for eating crayfish before.

04:58Ouch my mom

05:00Scare me

05:01What kind of car locks do three level 5 people have?

05:03Car lock like

05:11Hey, come and have a drink

05:14Boss, check out

05:25Generally fifty-six

05:27Everyone, work hard tonight.

05:38The customer is going to deliver the goods tonight.

05:41Um

05:41work overtime

05:42This girl can't possibly work overtime.

05:44I don't add

05:45Why do you spend money if you don't add it?

05:48No matter how I return it, I just won't add it

05:50But the customer needs to deliver the goods tonight.

05:53Which customer?

05:54He controls me

05:55I don't want to add it.

05:56He controls me

05:56Who is he?

05:57Here it comes

06:01Honey, I've packed it.

06:03Go without celebrating the New Year

06:03I bought us a phone.

06:05What phone did you buy him?

06:06He can't use it either.

06:07Walk

06:07Do you look down on you?

06:09What phone did you buy him?

06:10He can't use it either.

06:10Don't buy it for me anymore

06:12Did you see it?

06:13You said I wouldn't buy it for you.

06:15So you don't want me to buy it for you

06:16Say I don't care

06:16Oops!

06:18Mom is not

06:19Oh, I'm not talking about you

06:20I said where is my mother-in-law?

06:22Oh, where is your mother-in-law?

06:23ah

06:24I won't buy it for you anymore.

06:25Ha ha ha ha

06:26Ha ha ha ha

06:27Ha ha ha ha

06:28oops

06:30When a post-00s generation came to the company

06:32Be quiet

06:33Please help me go downstairs to pick up the express.

06:33roll

06:34ah

06:35Be quiet

06:35Just my two dollars.

06:36To be young

06:37It won't cost much

06:38roll

06:39Be quiet

06:39Come and help me change my shift.

06:40I'm going to pick up the child.

06:41roll

06:41ah

06:43Quiet

06:45I heard you were chasing

06:47roll

06:47Wow

06:49You have to go too

06:50ah

06:50Why Youth

06:51It seems like

06:53Can come

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