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Moonshine Mountain 1964
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00:00:00WIthLightnin'
00:00:02WIthLightnin'
00:00:03I T-I-Lightnin'
00:00:04WIthLightnin'
00:00:05That's how you take
00:00:06WIthLightnin'
00:00:07White lightning
00:00:09WIthLightnin'
00:00:10And all heaters of an old pole
00:00:12And that's what's said
00:00:14WIthLightnin'
00:00:15WIthLightnin'
00:00:16WIthLightnin'
00:00:18WIthLightnin'
00:00:19WIthLightnin'
00:00:20It's a drink you can't sit through a straw
00:00:25Age one day
00:00:27That bottle in warts
00:00:28That's why we choose white lightnin' good
00:00:31But jailblank hives at war
00:00:33That's how we use white lightnin'
00:00:38You make your mash and it starts to boil
00:00:41No trouble with white lightnin'
00:00:43Works quite good
00:00:45Past your oil see double with
00:00:47White lightnin'
00:00:48White lightnin'
00:00:50Ah, white lightnin'
00:00:53It's a drink you can't sip through a straw
00:00:58Good for cleanin' rifle mowers
00:01:01Lead don't hurt white lightnin'
00:01:03Good for oilin' outhouse doors
00:01:06Just a squirt of lightnin'
00:01:11When Samson knocked down all them walls
00:01:14He used the jug of lightnin'
00:01:16Gabriel blew his trumpet calls
00:01:19After blood of lightnin'
00:01:21White lightnin'
00:01:23Ha, white lightnin'
00:01:25Ha, ha, ha
00:01:27It's a drink you can't sip through a straw
00:01:32It's a drink you can't sip through a straw
00:01:39Yeah, it's a drink you can't sip through a straw
00:01:41Aaaaah
00:01:42Oh
00:01:43Aaaaaah
00:02:14Better wait for me, Charles.
00:02:33Yes, sir.
00:02:34How long will it be, sir?
00:02:35About two weeks.
00:02:44Doug Martin!
00:02:52Mr. Martin, Mr. Martin.
00:03:22We got a press release saying you were coming down.
00:03:26What brings Doug Martin, the great television folk singer,
00:03:30all the way down to this hill of country?
00:03:33Going to take some singing lessons?
00:03:34Or maybe it's just, you just want to get away from that fancy girlfriend in her mink coat
00:03:39and maybe find a new one that's a rabbit?
00:03:42Or maybe it's just one of them publicity stunts?
00:03:45Doug, do you think folk music is a passing fad,
00:03:48or do you look forward to a lengthy career?
00:03:49Mr. Martin, are you going to play a club day at Nashville?
00:03:52I'm going to have a tape recorder there.
00:03:54I'm going to record some of the sights and sounds around here
00:03:56and maybe swipe a few folks out.
00:03:58All right.
00:03:59Gentlemen, I can answer your questions very simply.
00:04:06I have come to this valley.
00:04:09I have come to this valley to return to the people, as it were.
00:04:18Sir, I want to, yes, I want to gather new songs to sing of the people,
00:04:24but more than that, I want to live with the folk,
00:04:27eat and sleep with them, get back to the real values.
00:04:32I want to relearn the simplicity of these pleasant, happy people.
00:04:37Then I will have something worthwhile to tell with my songs.
00:04:42Don't you open a Carnegie Hall in about three weeks?
00:04:45Yes, yes, and after that, I go to Las Vegas for 13 weeks.
00:04:48I guess you're anxious to get back to the simple life,
00:04:51fortify yourself with all that glamour and money.
00:04:55I notice you don't have much luggage.
00:04:57Well, I intend to buy what I need from the folk.
00:05:00I will wear their clothing, eat their food.
00:05:02Yeah, yeah, I know, sleep in their beds.
00:05:04Well, I guess you're anxious to be going.
00:05:07What?
00:05:08Well, yes, yes, I have to be going.
00:05:15Well, yes, I have to be going.
00:05:45Well, yes, I have to be going.
00:06:15Well, yes, I have to be going.
00:06:22Well, yes, I have to be going.
00:06:31Say, um, can I get a cold drink?
00:06:35Sure can.
00:06:39Gotta keep these here things clean.
00:06:42hey give me a nickel here yeah can you break a 20 you're all buying a case
00:06:54here keep the change listen uh you got a restroom around here
00:07:09rest room you mean that little old room out in the back
00:07:17yeah yeah i guess so
00:07:22hi hi don't you worry none it's empty
00:07:39hey holly did you ever see such a pretty boy and did you see that fancy jacket he was wearing
00:07:50well i bet you that cost three or four dollars
00:07:53sure is a pretty one
00:07:57sure would like to have me some of them fancy
00:08:02kicking shoes
00:08:04and i'd like to have me some of them fancy clothes
00:08:09maybe a car like this
00:08:11my own
00:08:13uh i'll be seeing you around holly
00:08:23yeah
00:08:24hey mister there's two cents deposit on that there bottle
00:08:51i have
00:08:58i have
00:09:00i have
00:09:04i have
00:09:08i have
00:09:20i'm sorry mister but i just wanted to tell you that your rear tire was a smoking
00:09:25smoke
00:09:26i knew i'd get me a jacket
00:09:32now i ain't gonna hurt you too much as long as you just be quiet that's it
00:09:48look at that jacket
00:09:55let me get that chicken off here
00:09:58oh
00:09:59can't leave your head burning up
00:10:03you
00:10:04you
00:10:06you
00:10:08you
00:10:10you
00:10:12you
00:10:13you
00:10:14you
00:10:28I can't take the car, I don't have a car to trade.
00:10:58Besides, that'll be stealing, but they'll do no harm to trade jackets.
00:11:05I'll have no car to trade.
00:11:08They'll do it.
00:11:28I got hit on the head, huh?
00:11:35I got hit on the head, and I want to call the police.
00:11:38Well, son, I can't say as how the police could help you much.
00:11:43You say you don't know the guy who done it.
00:11:47Yes, I did.
00:11:48It was a great one.
00:11:49And all he got was them peculiar-looking clothes of yours.
00:11:54Nah, I wouldn't bother much about the police.
00:12:00All we got around here is the sheriff.
00:12:05And old Ace of Potter, he ain't much at solving things.
00:12:12All he wants to do is drink, have a good time.
00:12:17And you couldn't even buy old Ace a drink now, could you?
00:12:21Thought no money.
00:12:23Hey, he got my money and he got my traveler's checks.
00:12:26They won't do him any good, but they won't do me any good either.
00:12:30But he did leave me his bugs.
00:12:33Hell, son, it ain't worth nothing.
00:12:37Look, I've got to make a phone call.
00:12:42I don't even have a dime.
00:12:44Can you lend me a dime?
00:12:45I want to call Long Distance Collect,
00:12:47and I'll pay you back as soon as I get the operator.
00:12:49Well, stranger, I don't know.
00:12:54Oh, I reckon I will.
00:12:57But I'm gonna watch you and make sure I get it right back
00:13:02as soon as the operator lets go of it.
00:13:06Come on, I got that newfangled phone right in here in the store.
00:13:36Hello, operator?
00:13:51I want to make a call to New York City, please.
00:13:55Uptown 64419.
00:13:58I would like to make it person-to-person collect to Joe Warner.
00:14:03You got to what?
00:14:06Dora, she got a million things to do besides tend to the phone.
00:14:13What's she doing now?
00:14:15Got some ham on her stove?
00:14:17No, she said she had to go.
00:14:20Hello, hello.
00:14:21Yes, I want to call New York City, please.
00:14:24Uptown 64419.
00:14:28Mr. Joe Warner, collect.
00:14:31Person to per...
00:14:32Yes, he'll accept the charge.
00:14:34I know how much it costs to call New York.
00:14:38Just please put the call through.
00:14:40My God!
00:14:41I'm sorry, I won't swear again.
00:14:44Dora, this is Harley.
00:14:54You give that dime back.
00:14:56You don't need it no longer, no how.
00:14:59You give me that dime back.
00:15:01I'll lend it to this here fella.
00:15:14Hello, Joey.
00:15:15Listen, I've been robbed.
00:15:17Yes.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What's the name of this town, mister?
00:15:23Stewart'sville.
00:15:25Stewart'sville, Joey.
00:15:28Listen, as long as I'm here, I might as well go ahead and do my research.
00:15:33Yeah, I'll be staying...
00:15:35Wait a minute.
00:15:36Is there a hotel around here?
00:15:38Yeah, there's a hotel around down the road.
00:15:42Cost you two dollars a night, though.
00:15:45Well, what's the name of it?
00:15:46The Hotel.
00:15:49Joey, I will be staying at a place called The Hotel.
00:15:53Excuse me.
00:15:54The Hotel.
00:15:56In Stewart'sville, yes.
00:15:58Listen.
00:15:59Wire me a couple of hundreds so I can pick up some essentials.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04I want to get some Levi's and other clothes indigenous to the area.
00:16:09Yeah, right.
00:16:11Right.
00:16:13Oh, and tell Della...
00:16:17Tell her something.
00:16:18I don't know.
00:16:19Tell her...
00:16:20Oh, you make something up.
00:16:22Okay.
00:16:24I'll write you about it.
00:16:27Goodbye.
00:16:29Bye.
00:16:30Bye.
00:16:32Bye.
00:16:36No, no, no.
00:16:37I'm ok.
00:16:38Bye, nice, girl.
00:16:39I'm bye.
00:16:40Bye.
00:16:43Bye.
00:16:44Bye.
00:16:45Bye.
00:16:46Bye, my dear.
00:16:48Bye.
00:16:49Bye, my dear.
00:16:51Bye.
00:16:52Bye, much receive
00:16:59Oh, Lord, I know I have no friend but you.
00:17:10If heaven's not my home, then, Lord, what will I do?
00:17:14The angels beckon me from heaven's open door,
00:17:17and I can't feel at home in this world anymore.
00:17:22This world is not my home, I just have to pass it through.
00:17:26If heaven's not my home, then, Lord, what will I do?
00:17:30The angels beckon me from heaven's open door,
00:17:34and I can't feel at home in this world anymore.
00:17:39Oh, Lord, I know I have no friend but you.
00:17:43If heaven's not my home, then, Lord, what will I do?
00:17:47That's my coat.
00:17:50Raff, ain't no carpenter would steal no how.
00:17:54Raff, you told me you traded that coat off on a fella.
00:17:57I did, Pa, I swear I did.
00:17:59I traded my coat for his.
00:18:01Pa, I didn't know he had all them fancy papers in the pocket.
00:18:05He had them back.
00:18:06Oh, Pa.
00:18:08That seems fair enough, not done it, stranger.
00:18:16Yes, I reckon, I mean, I guess so.
00:18:18Hey, I, uh, may I listen to you sing?
00:18:24Pa, he's got a guitar his own self.
00:18:27Reckon, does he pick?
00:18:29You pick?
00:18:30Yes, I play a little.
00:18:32Take that thing out, let's hear you pick.
00:18:37I'm Jim Covner.
00:18:38These are my boys, Raff and Hutto,
00:18:41and my daughters, Laura and Mary Lou.
00:18:45Uh, what's your name, boy?
00:18:49Uh, uh, Doug, uh, Doug Martin.
00:18:55Well, Doug Martin, you can look at our scenery later.
00:19:00Come on, sit with us a spell, and let's hear you pick.
00:19:15Go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody the old gray goose is dead.
00:19:38She died in the millpond, she died in the millpond, she died in the millpond, she died in the millpond from standing on her head.
00:19:54Go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody the old gray goose is dead.
00:20:09The one she's been saving, the one she's been saving, the one she's been saving, the one she's been saving to make a feather bed.
00:20:24Go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody, the old gray goose is dead.
00:20:39The goslins are mourning, the goslins are mourning, the goslins are mourning, the goslins are mourning, because their mother is dead.
00:20:55Go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody, the old gray goose is dead.
00:21:11Go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody, go tell Aunt Rhody.
00:21:24What's the matter, boy, you look like you've just seen your first hog killer.
00:21:33I was a bullet and I could have been killed.
00:21:37Oh, that was Ed Basham.
00:21:39What's the matter, Ed? You trying to scare our company?
00:21:43Come on over here and have some fiddles.
00:21:45You gonna like old Ed. He's a regular county fair.
00:21:49That Basham, you damn fool.
00:21:59You might have scratched the paint on that boy's brand new guitar.
00:22:04If you do that again, I'm gonna bust you right in the mouth.
00:22:08Ralph, I just had to do that for all the music lovers all the way around the world.
00:22:16You boys, come on in. Lord Mary Lou gonna make us some biscuits and coffee.
00:22:22This is Doug Martin. These are the Basham boys.
00:22:25Ed and Luther. I reckon he's already had his baptism of fire.
00:22:38You sure there ain't no federal?
00:22:40Ah, that's it. He ain't no federal, he's a guitar picker.
00:22:43Come on in for some fiddles and then we'll sit around and you can hear him pick.
00:22:47Sure.
00:22:48Yeah, come on, let's go now.
00:22:50Come on, bring that Doug Martin in, bring that guitar, let's go.
00:22:53Right on in.
00:22:58Watch that boy, close that thing. Come on.
00:23:01Come on in.
00:23:02I'm sure glad we won't come over today because we're gonna have more pickets and more fun and more dreams and more fiddles.
00:23:19Dougie boy, hope I didn't scare you too bad.
00:23:25See, I gotta keep my shootin' now already.
00:23:28And I don't never know when I might have to get off a fast shot at a federal man.
00:23:36Ralph, first time I saw you in that fancy damn coat, why I damn near shot you for a wild animal.
00:23:43Well, you better make that first shot good at, Batcham.
00:23:48Doug, did you ever see anything so ridiculous in your whole life, is there?
00:23:55I, it looks like a fine jacket, but I guess it's not right for this country.
00:24:02Old Dougie, had one just like it then when he came out this way.
00:24:09And when he realized that we're out of place, he done gave it, well, he traded it away for something more fitting.
00:24:16Didn't he say, boy?
00:24:18What?
00:24:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:21Woo-wee.
00:24:23We gotta take this young'un over to your ma's and she'll fix some bills for the bunch of us.
00:24:28You know, all this commotion done made me hungry.
00:24:31And I'm gettin' sick of mad who's cookin'.
00:24:34You stick around here, lovey boy, and I'll marry you all to one of my daughters.
00:24:51Why, me, Ralph, I threw these things and he don't do nothin'.
00:24:55Ain't got no electric.
00:24:57Ha!
00:24:59Can't run without an electric to it.
00:25:02Don't you understand why Ed'd take and swap a dozen chickens and two bottles of lightnin' for only half a contraption?
00:25:10Why'd he do that for, Ma?
00:25:13Ha!
00:25:14Ma, why did he take and swap?
00:25:17Well, now, you ask them your own self, honey.
00:25:20I want you to leave the family in here.
00:25:22Ha!
00:25:23She sure's been cooked.
00:25:24Oh, he's a comin' right now!
00:25:25I'd like to hear you very much.
00:25:26Now you wait, Angeline.
00:25:27I can hear a stranger's voice.
00:25:28Now you get into that back room, Angeline, I ain't gonna have no stranger than you.
00:25:29Now get it!
00:25:30Oh!
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:32Oh!
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:34Oh!
00:25:35Oh!
00:25:36Oh!
00:25:37Oh!
00:25:38Oh!
00:25:39Oh!
00:25:40Oh!
00:25:41Oh!
00:25:42Oh!
00:25:43Oh!
00:25:44Oh!
00:25:45Oh!
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:47Oh!
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:49Oh!
00:25:50Come on in, y'all!
00:26:01Hello, Ma!
00:26:03Howdy!
00:26:04Ha!
00:26:05Oh, this stranger here's Doug Martin.
00:26:07I want you to make him the home, cause he's a guitar picker.
00:26:11And I mean a good one!
00:26:13Oh!
00:26:14Well, howdy!
00:26:15Come on, sit down, all of you!
00:26:17I'll have some greens in a minute!
00:26:21Well, woo-wee!
00:26:23You got yourself a new jacket, ain't ya, Red?
00:26:26I sure did!
00:26:27Ha!
00:26:28I, uh, traded that stranger for him!
00:26:31We fell dead at my place!
00:26:32But we could show Edie did if we was bustin' for some of your greens!
00:26:37Ha!
00:26:38Ha!
00:26:39Puttin' out of order here!
00:26:40We'll have a bite eatin' it!
00:26:41I'll go over that barn, Dad!
00:26:43Yes, sir!
00:26:44Barn, are you having a barn, Dad?
00:26:46Showin' up, Debbie boy!
00:26:47Soon as we're havin' some greens, we'll head down to the barn!
00:26:51Honey!
00:26:52I reckon you could do us a favor!
00:26:54You know, Lori, she don't like none of these country boys!
00:26:57I reckon that you would do us a real big favor and escort Lori to the barn dance!
00:27:04Ha!
00:27:05Ha!
00:27:06I reckon I could do you that favor!
00:27:07Oh!
00:27:08Hey, Pa!
00:27:09Ha!
00:27:10I got me the new sport coat now and everything!
00:27:13Uh, could I take Angeline to the barn dance?
00:27:16Well, I reckon you better ask Miss Banshee!
00:27:18Ha!
00:27:19Ha!
00:27:20Ha!
00:27:21Ha!
00:27:22Ha!
00:27:23Ha!
00:27:24Ha!
00:27:25Ha!
00:27:26Ha!
00:27:27Ha!
00:27:28Ha!
00:27:29Ha!
00:27:30Ha!
00:27:31Ha!
00:27:32Ha!
00:27:33Ha!
00:27:34Ha!
00:27:35Ha!
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00:27:37Ha!
00:27:38Ha!
00:27:39Ha!
00:27:40Ha!
00:27:41Ha!
00:27:42Ha!
00:27:45Oh, yes, Sal!
00:27:46Ha!
00:27:48Ha!
00:27:49Ha!
00:27:50Ha!
00:27:51Ha!
00:28:04Ha!
00:28:05Ha!
00:28:06Ha!
00:28:07Ha!
00:28:08All right, let's go.
00:28:10Let's bring it back.
00:28:12Let's bring it back.
00:28:13We got a great big surprise for you.
00:28:17Yes, sir, we got a special feat.
00:28:19We got a special feat.
00:28:21Sweet special feat, and strong.
00:28:38Let's bring it back, let's bring it back, let's bring it back.
00:28:48Andftigegee.
00:28:49Ah!
00:28:50Oh!
00:29:05All right!
00:29:37And now, folks, we get the best for you. It's the real we have. We have the Thunderbird Squiddy.
00:30:07And now, folks, we get the best for you.
00:31:37I don't know how to know.
00:31:38You see, Laura's got herself a new boyfriend.
00:31:40Oh, I wish she wouldn't do that.
00:31:42Wait a minute.
00:31:43We'll ask Miss Batson to take the place.
00:31:44Yeah!
00:31:45Yeah!
00:31:45Oh, my God!
00:31:52Quite lucky!
00:31:54Five, five.
00:32:03I'm a happy Hatterstil.
00:32:09About 40 gallons of gas.
00:32:11Hey, folks, from here to Istanbul,
00:32:14I'm a drunker than a mule,
00:32:16and was also used for gasoline.
00:32:18Pappy Chevrolet.
00:32:19Oh, I love that white light in me, I do.
00:32:22Oh, I love to speak that good old mountain brew.
00:32:27The horses and country liquor
00:32:28will make you drunker quicker
00:32:30and keep you plastered for a month or two.
00:32:34And the sheriff came along
00:32:36and he said that this is wrong.
00:32:38He thought he was still afraid to knock him off.
00:32:41And he gave me one more swing
00:32:43and he danced a life in game.
00:32:45And the crowd of smokers
00:32:46keepin' fun with his amazing crowd.
00:32:48Oh, I love that white light in me, I do.
00:32:52Oh, I love to speak that good old mountain brew.
00:32:56Well, let's drink that bumpy liquor
00:32:58will make you drunker quicker
00:32:59and keep you plastered for a month or two.
00:33:03Grandpa didn't like that boo,
00:33:05so he took off both his shoes
00:33:06and he throwed him socks and all into the man.
00:33:09Here's the man.
00:33:10And Mama, she took a drink
00:33:12and then quicker than a wink,
00:33:14she growed two more toaster and purple
00:33:15and she raised a red mustache.
00:33:17Oh, I love that white light in me, I do.
00:33:21Oh, I love to speak that good old mountain brew.
00:33:25Let's drink that bumpy liquor
00:33:26will make you drunker quicker
00:33:28and keep you plastered for a month or two.
00:33:32On the day my pappy died,
00:33:34he was full of food inside.
00:33:36He said goodbye,
00:33:37his breath blown off my ear.
00:33:39Then my pappy, he went south
00:33:41with the wick stuck in his mouth.
00:33:43So full of white light,
00:33:44then let you brew for about a year.
00:33:46Oh, I love that white light in me, I do.
00:33:49Me, I do.
00:33:50Oh, I love to speak that good old mountain brew.
00:33:53Oh, I love to speak that good old mountain brew.
00:33:54One sip of country liquor
00:33:55will make you drunker quicker
00:33:57and keep you plastered for a month or two.
00:34:01One sip of country liquor
00:34:04will make you drunker quicker
00:34:09and keep you plastered for a month or two.
00:34:14Yeah, well, I think we've got another one, Jim.
00:34:33Is this him?
00:34:34Yeah, fella by the name of pride.
00:34:37Who is that?
00:34:39He's the potter.
00:34:40The sheriff.
00:34:40I told him to go up to the Swiss
00:34:43hour at seven o'clock tonight.
00:34:45He's fighting himself to steal.
00:34:49Now, who the hell is that, Jim?
00:34:51Who's the stranger?
00:34:52Wait a minute now, Jim.
00:34:55That ain't no revenue.
00:34:57That's Doug Martin.
00:34:58He's a guitar picker.
00:35:01Luther, go get a guitar.
00:35:04We'll show you how you can pick.
00:35:05And if he ain't no good,
00:35:07we'll just take him out
00:35:07behind the barn and shoot him.
00:35:09Oh, my God.
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:13I know, that sounds fair.
00:35:15Come on, fella.
00:35:18Take a little for me.
00:35:20Well, come on.
00:35:22Call it an audition.
00:35:25Fuck!
00:35:55Well, I want to be your solid dog.
00:36:22Honey, let me be your solid dog.
00:36:26Ben, let me be your solid dog.
00:36:45I want to be your solid dog.
00:36:47I want to be your solid dog.
00:36:49I want to be your man.
00:36:50Honey, let me be a solid dog
00:36:53I want to be a solid dog
00:36:55But I don't want to be a man
00:36:57Honey, let me be a solid dog
00:36:59Honey, let me be a solid dog
00:37:20Well, I pulled the trigger and I got to the bone
00:37:22And she fell over in Mexico
00:37:24Honey, let me be a solid dog
00:37:26Girl, I want to be a solid dog
00:37:29I don't want to be a man now
00:37:31Honey, let me be a solid dog
00:37:34Honey, let me be a solid dog
00:37:40I said you was dying for why you think I'm as good as me
00:37:45You did me?
00:37:46Kitty
00:37:48Give me a thanks
00:37:49Hey, that's good lightning, ain't it?
00:38:07I'll stay as long as you'll let me stay.
00:38:10You got a poor doggie.
00:38:12The jug's empty.
00:38:15Huh?
00:38:16The jug's empty. Ain't nobody gonna stay unless we get some more.
00:38:20Let's get some lightning, doggie.
00:38:23Oh, and we gonna show you it.
00:38:27I can never see it before.
00:38:29You come with us.
00:38:31Now, you ain't gonna show him old Vesuvius.
00:38:35Holy Lord, Ace, this boy's our friend.
00:38:39He ain't gonna shoot his mouth off now either, stranger.
00:38:42No, no, no, no, no, sir.
00:38:44If you can shoot off your rifle gun like you shoot off your mouth, you made a good shape.
00:38:53No worries, boy. You all right.
00:38:56Come on, let's all go. It's time we start cooking anyhow.
00:39:00Come on, doggie. She'll be here when we get back.
00:39:15Listen to me.
00:39:16Huh?
00:39:17Oh, Billy...
00:39:18Baby.
00:39:19Oh, dude.
00:39:20Oh,
00:39:34Wow...
00:39:42Boy, you're going to see something you ain't going to believe.
00:39:46Just wait and you'll see.
00:39:48There she is, stranger.
00:39:50Ain't she a wonder?
00:39:52Ain't she the eighth wonder of the world?
00:39:56Boy, boy, with the white line and the cazar that's still,
00:40:00I don't rightly care about the other seven.
00:40:06Who's is it?
00:40:08Well, I stole families, boy.
00:40:11Along with old Carter.
00:40:16We all billy.
00:40:18We're all pitties.
00:40:20We all get drunk off our money, right?
00:40:22And we all make some money off our money.
00:40:24And our protectors.
00:40:27It pays to have the sherry for a party.
00:40:30Now, come on along over here with me, Lou.
00:40:32We've got some business to tend to.
00:40:41Oh, come on, dude.
00:40:43Take a drink.
00:40:44Take a drink.
00:40:48Oh, I'm plugging my dick.
00:40:52Look at that, boy.
00:40:59Drop the gun.
00:41:01.
00:41:22.
00:41:23.
00:41:23.
00:41:24.
00:42:56Sheriff, it's Washington calling, and I don't mean George.
00:42:59Now, now, Zero, you just got to be patient.
00:43:03When I try to get them to leave a message, they got sort of nasty, so I just hang up.
00:43:08What the hell, Sir Nickel?
00:43:09Yeah, well, now, Zero, I wouldn't.
00:43:12You wouldn't, but I got a business around here.
00:43:15The Lord himself knows his fancy dance from Washington checking in will disappear without paying their bills.
00:43:21Hell, I got more luggage around here than the store.
00:43:24Now, I will look into it.
00:43:26Now, Don, you just take it easy.
00:43:28If there's anything to find out, I'll find it out.
00:43:31Listen, Amy, don't you want to buy one of them suitcases?
00:43:34I'm dead, Ben.
00:43:43What's the matter?
00:43:44Somebody leave without paying his bill?
00:43:46Yeah, third time it's happened.
00:43:48Funny thing, too.
00:43:50Every one of them fellas from Washington.
00:43:51I ain't gonna rent nobody else from Washington's room.
00:43:54They get lost every time.
00:43:56Say, mister, you want to buy some luggage?
00:43:58No.
00:43:59For what I have with me, I don't need luggage.
00:44:02Well, say, Mr. Martin, I got a phone call for you a while back.
00:44:07I took down a number and you supposed to call back.
00:44:09It's from a long distance.
00:44:12Hello, Miss Dora.
00:44:30Are you free now?
00:44:33Can you get me operator 21 in New York, please?
00:44:40Yes?
00:44:40Well, operator, it's about time.
00:44:45Douglas?
00:44:47Darling, I've been worried sick.
00:44:50Where are you?
00:44:53Stewardsville?
00:44:55Where in the hell is that?
00:44:58Oh, you're in hell, all right.
00:45:02For how long?
00:45:05Oh, Douglas, you must have lost your mind totally.
00:45:08Well, if you think I'm gonna sit up here and go stark raving mad, you've lost your mind.
00:45:16I will not!
00:45:18I will not, you idiot!
00:45:24Well, you can just do your precious material gathering until the cows come home.
00:45:28Oh, and you're, you're just in the one place to see them do that.
00:45:34Well, forget it, buster.
00:45:39You can just take your precious guitar and...
00:45:45I hope Miss Dora didn't hear that.
00:45:46I hope Miss Dora didn't hear that.
00:45:52Anybody home?
00:45:58Hi, Doug.
00:45:59Hi, how you doing?
00:46:02Where is everybody?
00:46:03Oh, I guess you might as well know.
00:46:06They're starting to cook the mash this morning.
00:46:11Cooking mash.
00:46:13Laura, what about you? Are you satisfied with this kind of life?
00:46:19A pretty girl like you?
00:46:22I guess that's a compliment, Mr. Martin.
00:46:25But let's get the record straight.
00:46:27This is my family, and I'm proud of it.
00:46:30We're not the yokels you think we are.
00:46:33My pa sends me to college from September to June.
00:46:37And what's more, I know who you are.
00:46:41Does that answer your question?
00:46:44Laura?
00:46:47What...
00:46:51What do you do for a sweetheart around here?
00:47:00Nothing.
00:47:03Yet.
00:47:09Anything for me?
00:47:19My sweetheart, I just talked to you on the phone in New York this morning.
00:47:23Why, Douglas, darling, I just hopped on one of them newfangled airplanes and hopped on down to see you all.
00:47:30It don't take hardly no time at all nowadays to chuck up on a complete idiot.
00:47:36And just where in the hell have you been?
00:47:38I've been sitting around this godforsaken dump since 7 o'clock.
00:47:42I need a drink, and this baboon behind the desk tells me that Stewardsville is dry.
00:47:46It didn't say it was dry, lady.
00:47:48I said the sheriff wouldn't allow none of that father stuff brought in.
00:47:52Della, you could have let me know.
00:47:53I'm sorry, but I've been busy all day collecting material.
00:47:58Material?
00:48:00Material?
00:48:02What kind of material?
00:48:03Mattress-dicking?
00:48:05Now, what kind of remark is that?
00:48:07You know I...
00:48:08Oh, I know you and your methods of research, Dr. Martin.
00:48:13Well, you...
00:48:15You have more horns than a herd of rhinoceroses.
00:48:17Rhinoceros.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20Rhinoceros.
00:48:21That's the plural.
00:48:22Not rhinoceroses.
00:48:24You stay out of this, you old mountain goat.
00:48:26Della, I hope you didn't fly down here just to fight.
00:48:29I...
00:48:30I came down here just in time.
00:48:31It seems to save you from the clutches of some...
00:48:35hot-blooded hillbilly tramp.
00:48:38Jen, don't worry about how I know or what I know,
00:48:41because a woman's intuition is seldom...
00:48:43Selden within 50 miles of the truth.
00:48:46If you think...
00:48:47What I think, Doug Martin,
00:48:48is that if you're not on a 1247 flight with me back to New York,
00:48:52that you and I can just forget the whole thing.
00:48:54Then we can just forget the whole thing,
00:48:56because I'm not going back until I get what I came after.
00:49:00Oh, you mean more of what you just got, don't you?
00:49:04Give her hell, mister.
00:49:05You keep out of this, pinhead!
00:49:07Della.
00:49:09I'm enjoying myself too much to let you push me around,
00:49:12so, okay, let's forget it.
00:49:15Here, Mr. Folk Music USA.
00:49:17No, on second thought, I believe I've earned this.
00:49:21Maybe I can hop it to cover my trip down and back.
00:49:25Happy hunting, Douglas.
00:49:26Happy hunting, Douglas.
00:49:56Happy hunting, Douglas.
00:49:57Y civilization I hope it's important,
00:49:59å·¥ Scangingora.
00:50:00Happy hunting, Douglas.
00:50:02Happy hunting, Douglas.
00:50:03Happy hunting, Douglas.
00:50:06Happy hunting, Peter.
00:50:08¶¶
00:50:38¶¶
00:51:08¶¶
00:51:38¶¶
00:51:48Why, you stupid farmer, you ran me right off the road.
00:51:52Yeah, young lady, we got laws around these parts,
00:51:56even if a quiet young thing like you breaks them,
00:52:00but I'm afraid I've been elected by the people to enforce them.
00:52:05What particular law of yours did I break?
00:52:07I wasn't going too fast, or did I ever...
00:52:09Well, no, it ain't no matter just what law of yours, does it?
00:52:12I mean, you know I wouldn't have stopped you for no reason.
00:52:16Why don't you just slide over a little and let me check you out comfortable.
00:52:21Yeah, I gotta check you out.
00:52:34Well, do you want to see my driver's license?
00:52:36Hmm?
00:52:37Yeah, yeah, I reckon so.
00:52:39You got one?
00:52:40Well, of course.
00:52:42Miss Della Lorenz, from the big city of New York.
00:52:47Well, now, it ain't every day we get any lawbreakers from way up there.
00:52:51Well, you tell me what law I've broken.
00:52:53I wasn't speeding.
00:52:54Will you give me a ticket and let me go?
00:52:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:56Now, now, now, Miss Della, you see, being as how that we don't have the judge at our beck and call,
00:53:00why, why, it may take him a few days before he can hear your case.
00:53:03And, well, if I've got to give you a ticket, why, why, it just might make you miss your plane.
00:53:06How did you know I had to?
00:53:08I wasn't speeding. Will you give me a ticket and let me go?
00:53:12Now, now, now, Miss Della,
00:53:15you see, being as how that we don't have the judge at our beck and call,
00:53:20why, it may take him a few days before he can hear your case,
00:53:24and, well, if I've got to give you a ticket,
00:53:27why, it just might make you miss your plane.
00:53:30How did you know I had to...
00:53:34The light dawns.
00:53:36Well, Mr. Sheriff,
00:53:38since you know I have a plane to catch,
00:53:40you must know I have any intention of hanging around here.
00:53:44So, if a little cash is a bond, of course.
00:53:47Well, why, Miss Della,
00:53:49why, you done hurt me in my civic pride.
00:53:53Yeah, well, I, I, I wouldn't accept no cash pride.
00:54:01Okay, Sheriff, I get the pitch.
00:54:04Well, whatever it is you want, I guess I'm in your clutches.
00:54:08Yeah, yeah, well, I, I, I know just the place where you can post your bond.
00:54:14Well, anything to uphold justice.
00:54:17Yeah, yeah.
00:54:19Drive on.
00:54:20Yeah.
00:54:21Thees.
00:54:23There you go.
00:54:25The
00:54:33The
00:54:35The
00:54:37The
00:54:39The
00:54:40Come on.
00:55:10Come on.
00:55:19Now, Deb, grab.
00:55:21Let's go.
00:55:26What the hell are you doing waking up a man inside of the order?
00:55:31Now, come on out.
00:55:33We've got problems. The Federal's is coming.
00:55:40What do you mean a federal?
00:55:42Now, now, now, you look here, we got problems.
00:55:44Yeah?
00:55:45Now, them federals down in Washington, they got all riled up
00:55:48because they sent down three agents and none of them come back.
00:55:51Whatever did happen to them three federal fellas anyhow?
00:55:54Well, now, I don't rightly know, Jeff, but I do know that I got a wire saying
00:56:00that they are sending down two special operators today for a look-see.
00:56:05Now, I'm supposed to give all the help I can.
00:56:08I just want all of you here to just sit tight and don't stir up no fuss.
00:56:13I'll straighten them out and send them on their way.
00:56:16Me and Luke here will figure out a couple of plans
00:56:20and just want y'all to stay either still or here at the house.
00:56:24That's all, huh? Luke, come on.
00:56:27Jeff, Rev, we'd better do what he says.
00:56:32Yeah, I reckon we'd better stay around close here.
00:56:38I think so.
00:56:40I think so.
00:56:41You always take care.
00:56:42I'm so sorry.
00:56:43You just need the help I just go, okay.
00:56:44I'm scared.
00:56:47I'm afraid you're gonna make that way.
00:56:49It's great.
00:56:50Yeah, I'm afraid.
00:56:51I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm too.
00:56:52I'll be here, you know, you're a little bit.
00:58:53So, you're welcome to come along.
00:58:55We're going to fine-tooth the whole area.
00:58:57We've already questioned the man at the hotel.
00:58:59No help there.
00:59:00Tried to sell us some luggage.
00:59:02Yeah, well, you know, old Zero, he probably got the story confused, you see.
00:59:07He's a little bit mixed up there in the head, you know.
00:59:10Now, besides, I...
00:59:12Here comes my deputy now with a report.
00:59:22That's the deputy.
00:59:23I told you, my man just got word of, for one of your boys just might be found.
00:59:30Now, we can go out...
00:59:31Eddard!
00:59:32Well, now, now, now, Miss Bentley, we are just going to have to hope for the best.
00:59:37Now, my, my, my deputy don't know for sure, but, well, let's get on out there and we'll find out what's going on.
00:59:42Well, well, Mr. Bentley, I reckon we'd better take my car.
00:59:59I don't trust anyone driving too fast on them mountain roads.
01:00:03Come on, Luther.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:05Come on.
01:00:06Come on.
01:00:07Come on.
01:00:08Come on.
01:00:09Come on.
01:00:10Come on.
01:00:11Come on.
01:00:12Come on.
01:00:14Come on.
01:00:15Come on.
01:00:42Come on.
01:00:44Come on.
01:00:45Come on.
01:00:46Come on.
01:00:47Come on.
01:00:48Come on.
01:00:49Come on.
01:00:50Come on.
01:00:51Come on.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:53Come on.
01:00:54Come on.
01:00:55Come on.
01:00:56Come on.
01:00:57Come on.
01:00:58Come on.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:00Come on.
01:01:01Come on.
01:01:02Come on.
01:01:03Come on.
01:01:04Come on.
01:01:05Come on.
01:01:06Come on.
01:01:07Come on.
01:01:08It's right over here.
01:01:38It's right over here.
01:02:08I don't know, brother.
01:02:12Someone's buried a hound dog over here.
01:02:15You know, he's found him with two hound dogs.
01:02:24I reckon you better stop him.
01:02:38Get him out of here, I'll go see him.
01:02:48That's Potter Paul.
01:02:52You all taking a walk?
01:03:01Yeah, we saw your car here.
01:03:03Cedrals!
01:03:04I thought I told you to set tight.
01:03:07I don't want you wandering around here.
01:03:09They're back there in the woods now.
01:03:11You all sked out before they come back here and start asking you questions.
01:03:15Now get!
01:03:21Come on, Doug.
01:03:22What is it?
01:03:23Wait a minute.
01:03:33Come on, Doug.
01:03:43Come on, Doug.
01:03:47Let's go get them.
01:03:51diagonalists!
01:03:53How are you?
01:03:55Hmm...
01:03:57...
01:06:58Hello, Joey.
01:07:03Joey, listen, have you heard from Della?
01:07:06No, I don't know.
01:07:07I don't know.
01:07:09Listen, Joey, I'll call you later.
01:07:14She...
01:07:15She's not there.
01:07:18Joey doesn't know where she is.
01:07:19Everybody's calling him.
01:07:20They want to know where she is.
01:07:21Nobody's heard from her.
01:07:22I knew it.
01:07:25I knew it.
01:07:29You know, there's something mighty funny about this.
01:07:32I figured old Potter knew more than he's telling us.
01:07:35You might be right.
01:07:37But maybe not.
01:07:39The thing for us to do is corner old Potter
01:07:42and shake him up a bit.
01:07:44Then ask him about it.
01:07:45When she come
01:07:51When she come
01:07:52She'll be coming round the mountain
01:07:54She'll be coming round the mountain
01:07:55She'll be coming round the mountain
01:07:58When she come
01:07:59She'll be hiding theYAN
01:08:01When she comes
01:08:03Well, so much for Mr. Bentley.
01:08:09And so much for Mr. Wilson.
01:08:16She'll be coming round the mountain.
01:08:18She'll be coming round the mountain.
01:08:20She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
01:08:27I knew that city fellow would bring us trouble.
01:08:32Well, Luther, let's you and me bring him a little trouble.
01:08:39Well, I hate to make extra work for you, Luther, but I'm afraid you're going to have to dig three new holes.
01:08:59Oh, that's right. Ed is your brother.
01:09:03Well, you just never mind, Luther.
01:09:06Well, I'll tell you what.
01:09:10Now, you admire that Mary Lou gal, don't you?
01:09:15Yeah, well, she is right by.
01:09:19Now, you can get engaged to her regular like, you know, with this ring and all.
01:09:24You just help me out with this little chone.
01:09:28And this ring is your to give to Mary Lou.
01:09:33Now, here's what I think.
01:09:35Is she all right?
01:09:36She never got back to New York.
01:09:37Something must have happened to her here.
01:09:39You know, Jim, old Potter ain't up to no good.
01:09:42And, Pa, Sheriff Potter took Mary Lou out behind a chicken coop.
01:09:48And Pa knows what he's done to her.
01:09:49Don't he?
01:09:50Sorry, rascal.
01:09:51At least he could have asked me first.
01:09:53Woo-wee!
01:09:54That Mary Lou is a funny gal.
01:09:55There ain't no tellin' how she'd take that.
01:09:56If she was a captain in this.
01:09:57If she was a captain in this,
01:09:58she didn't know how she'd take that.
01:09:59You know, Jim, old Potter ain't up to no good.
01:10:00And, Pa, Sheriff Potter took Mary Lou out behind a chicken coop.
01:10:05And Pa knows what he's done to her.
01:10:07Don't he?
01:10:08Sorry, rascal.
01:10:09At least he could have asked me first.
01:10:11Woo-wee!
01:10:12That Mary Lou is a funny gal.
01:10:16There ain't no tellin' how she'd take that.
01:10:19If she was a captain in this.
01:10:21She likes it.
01:10:27I wonder where Luther is.
01:10:29You know, that boy ain't right in the head.
01:10:32Well, he could get in a pack of trouble staying out this late.
01:10:39Where is Luther?
01:10:40Oh, that, that, that's got uncommon good taste.
01:10:48Now, we, we, we gotta get them all together.
01:10:53Can't get them one at a time.
01:10:55They get us first.
01:11:00Hey, I gotta hide, dude.
01:11:04Come on, Luther.
01:11:05Let's you and me go to the office.
01:11:06I'll tell you about it.
01:11:10Show what's fine vizzles, Miss Badger.
01:11:14You know, you cook like an angel.
01:11:17You know, I'm just thinkin'.
01:11:19I said, I'm both alone and...
01:11:21Mom!
01:11:23All these lunatics arrive.
01:11:25And there comes another one now.
01:11:27And there comes another one now.
01:11:35Look at that steel's on fire!
01:11:41You're not here!
01:11:43The steel's on fire!
01:11:45It's worth me to get it!
01:11:46It's worth me to get it!
01:11:47It's worth me to get it!
01:11:48It's worth me to get it!
01:11:49It's worth me to get it!
01:11:50It's worth figures that don't matter who done it!
01:11:52The thing for us to do is get some shovels and axes
01:11:54and get on over there and put it out!
01:11:56Angeline!
01:11:57Miss Beckham, you come too!
01:11:58We're coming!
01:11:59We're coming!
01:12:00We're going to need all the help we can get!
01:12:01Laura, where's my Lou?
01:12:02She's back at the cabin, Pa!
01:12:03Well, go on, fetch her!
01:12:04Take the shortcut!
01:12:05Go through the dry run!
01:12:06Bring some shovels and axes!
01:12:08Doug!
01:12:09You go along with her!
01:12:10Give her a hand with them axes!
01:12:12Oi, now get out!
01:12:13Hush along!
01:12:14Come on!
01:12:15Hurry up!
01:12:16Come on!
01:12:19Come on!
01:12:20Let's go!
01:12:21Mary Lou, grab an axe!
01:12:22They're still on fire!
01:12:23Yeah!
01:12:24Oh, you come on!
01:12:25Come on!
01:12:26Come on!
01:12:27Come on!
01:12:28Yeah!
01:12:29Take it still, Papa!
01:12:30Boy, the steel ain't burning!
01:12:31Somebody doesn't let a big picnic fly!
01:12:33Yeah!
01:12:34Yeah!
01:12:35They have to show us something funny about those here things!
01:12:36Well, they oughta put the fire out anyhow!
01:12:37Where's Lou, sir?
01:12:38Now, where'd he get to?
01:12:39Where are them others?
01:12:40Now, where are the girls in that city, fella?
01:12:41Oh, gang, dammit!
01:12:42We can get to the fire!
01:12:43Let's go!
01:12:44Come on!
01:12:45Let's go!
01:12:46Let's go!
01:12:47Let's go!
01:12:48Let's go!
01:12:49Let's go!
01:12:50Let's go!
01:12:51Let's go!
01:12:52Let's go!
01:12:53Let's go!
01:12:54Let's go!
01:12:55Let's go!
01:12:56Let's go!
01:12:57Let's go!
01:12:58Let's go!
01:12:59Let's go!
01:13:00Let's go!
01:13:01Get off!
01:13:02Oh, dang dammit!
01:13:03We gotta get him all!
01:13:04No matter!
01:13:05Hey, Lou, sir!
01:13:06Build me a fire!
01:13:09Now, take this!
01:13:12Run up there!
01:13:13And even him on them!
01:13:14Luther!
01:13:15Luther!
01:13:16Yeah!
01:13:17Let's go!
01:13:18Let's go!
01:13:19Let's go!
01:13:20Come on, folks!
01:13:21Get off!
01:13:22Yeah!
01:13:27Yeah!
01:13:28There you go.
01:13:30Now, y'all, get away!
01:13:32I'll shoot you one and all!
01:13:34If you'd have done it, one and aster,
01:13:36you killed them federal men,
01:13:38and you shot that Yankee woman!
01:13:40You're damn tootin' I done it!
01:13:42Why, y'all ain't got sense enough
01:13:44to do what's gotta be done!
01:13:46You stupid!
01:13:48Why, you let them Federals come in the house
01:13:50and sit and eat at the same table with yous!
01:13:52You killed Della!
01:13:54No, no, no, she ate me all!
01:13:56She made me do it!
01:13:58He's the bottom!
01:14:00He's the bottom! He's the bottom!
01:14:02He's the bottom!
01:14:04You're gonna blow up!
01:14:06And you're gonna kill Mary Lou!
01:14:08You fool, you damn fool!
01:14:12He was the one that was done the killin'!
01:14:14Now, maybe I told him what to do,
01:14:16but he done the killin'!
01:14:18Well, I killed a Yankee woman!
01:14:20Well, you don't see me kill Della!
01:14:22Down like a mad dog when she was!
01:14:24Why, you dumb hillbillies!
01:14:26I thought you had the sense to do what I made!
01:14:28Now, he's the one that was done the killin'!
01:14:30Now, maybe, maybe I told him what to do,
01:14:31but he's done the killin'!
01:14:32Paul!
01:14:33Paul!
01:14:34Now, ref!
01:14:35Now, you put that gun down!
01:14:36Now, come on, both of you, put that gun down!
01:14:37I'll shoot you right in the gullet!
01:14:38I got four, five slugs left in here,
01:14:40and I'll let you have it!
01:14:41Now, come on!
01:14:42Now, put it down!
01:14:43Now, I want you to move out of here quick!
01:14:45Now, I don't want nobody in my way!
01:14:47I'll shoot you one and O!
01:14:48I'm leavin'!
01:14:49I'm leavin'!
01:14:50I'm sick of you, lily lovers!
01:14:52Now, gotta get in my car and leave!
01:14:54Now, get out of my way!
01:14:56Now, remember, I killed five men!
01:14:58I killed that Yankee woman!
01:15:00Well, you son seen me shoot Lufa!
01:15:01Down like a mad dog when she was!
01:15:02Ow!
01:15:30Look!
01:15:31Now, give me the money!
01:15:32Now, let's go!
01:15:33Let's go!
01:15:34Look!
01:15:35Now, let's go!
01:15:57Come!
01:15:58Oh!
01:16:28Well, be back in a few minutes there, big fella.
01:16:54Better off, Ed.
01:16:56Yeah, least I can do is give him a Christian barrel.
01:17:26Good morning, Paul.
01:17:33What a mess.
01:17:35Now what are we gonna do?
01:17:42Oh, it'll be all right.
01:17:44I'll get you a good lawyer.
01:17:45And it was Potter's gun that killed Luther.
01:17:47Besides, he's been bragging all over town it was his still.
01:17:51And I've got his confession down on this.
01:17:53We'll call the police.
01:17:55Ain't nothing to worry about, no matter what he says.
01:17:59Good mash, too.
01:18:01Would have made good whiskey.
01:18:06Good mash, too.
01:18:07Would have made good whiskey.
01:18:13I sure hate to see old Doug Martin go.
01:18:24He wasn't a bad fella for a Yankee.
01:18:26And he sure kept us out of a lot of trouble, too.
01:18:28Yeah, sure did.
01:18:29That old Potter didn't make out so pretty good at that inquest.
01:18:34Yeah, you got it right, that inquest.
01:18:37Well, Potter deserved it.
01:18:40He was a violent rat.
01:18:45You know, I think Manlou's getting better.
01:18:50It's a high time, too, because time law goes back to school.
01:18:54I sure hate to see the expression on old Doug's face when he opens up that guitar case,
01:19:01because I traded him my old one for his new one.
01:19:09Well, Ralph, you shouldn't oughta done that.
01:19:11Why?
01:19:12Because he up and give Laura that pretty new ring Miss Basham found on Luther.
01:19:17Bet it cost every bit of ten bucks.
01:19:20Where is Laura, anyway?
01:19:22I don't know.
01:19:24You reckon she and I know what Angeline?
01:19:27We oughta get on down there anyhow.
01:19:29Ma done cooked up a big batch of greens,
01:19:32and we gonna have a big slab of that Virginia ham
01:19:35and old Ralph found in the back of that tourist's car.
01:19:38Yeah!
01:19:41You know, 16 horses gonna keep me away from you and Ma's cooking.
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46Let's get on over there.
01:19:48I'd marry up in there in no minute if it wasn't having you very youngin'.
01:19:52Come on, Manlou.
01:19:54Come on.
01:19:56Come on!
01:19:57Come on!
01:19:58Come on!
01:19:59Come on!
01:20:00Come on!
01:20:01Come on!
01:20:02Come on!
01:20:05Come on, man!
01:20:06I'd hammer up in there!
01:20:08If I had a hammer
01:20:12Hey, come on, hey, come on!
01:20:14Come on, come on, come on!
01:20:16Come on, come on, come on!
01:20:18Come on, come on, come on!
01:20:20I'd hammer this land
01:20:22I'd hammer a warning
01:20:24I'd hammer a danger
01:20:28I'd hammer a love between
01:20:30My brothers and my sisters
01:20:32Come on in!
01:20:34Here's one, kid!
01:20:36Miss Basham, we finished installing your electrical wiring
01:20:40If it's to your satisfaction
01:20:42Would you please sign this work order?
01:20:44Mr. Martin stressed that you must be pleased
01:20:47Well, sure enough
01:20:49Lord, yes, well, please
01:20:52Ain't never no excitement around here
01:20:55Now we can all watch the TV
01:21:00I still wonder where Laura went
01:21:02You all ain't seen, have you?
01:21:06Uh...
01:21:08I'd say
01:21:11Well...
01:21:14Found that jug up by the steel that year
01:21:17Thinking somebody took it out for a test
01:21:20Oh?
01:21:21That's some uncommonly fine taste
01:21:24You sure do!
01:21:26Why are we out?
01:21:28You know, I was told the old man Wilton
01:21:30He's got a barn full of copper tubers
01:21:32And you know where you can get that...
01:21:33It is!
01:21:34Yes!
01:21:35It's about Doug!
01:21:36It is!
01:21:37Well, now, what do you know?
01:21:38Come on, them is best
01:21:39We got a few people
01:21:40We're right
01:21:41Martin, back from a vacation in the hills
01:21:44Said today that he and his bride
01:21:46Planned to make their home in New York
01:21:48With frequent trips to Stewardsville
01:21:50Stewardsville
01:21:51Stewardsville, you may know
01:21:52Is a village about 30 miles from here
01:21:54And the home of the new Mrs. Martin
01:21:57The former Laura Carpenter
01:21:59Martin stated that his wife
01:22:01Comes from a family prominent in alcohol
01:22:06Anyway, a happy honeymoon
01:22:09In other news
01:22:10I reckon we're about to put the first family in alcohol
01:22:13No use wondering where Laura went
01:22:16I knew she was too smart
01:22:17Let her man get away
01:22:19You damn fool!
01:22:21You didn't even know she had her eye on her
01:22:23I bet you didn't know I had my eye on you either
01:22:27The hell I didn't
01:22:29I didn't
01:22:48This here flea juice that our brother-in-law Doug sent us
01:22:51It ain't fitting for a low-down hound dog
01:22:54Huh
01:22:56Ralph
01:22:57You reckon it's about time we rebuild a still?
01:23:00Yeah!
01:23:01Let's get started on that one, huddle
01:23:06I always taste better
01:23:08But I sure do like this label better
01:23:19Now my pappy build a still in a clearing on the hill
01:23:22And he turned out forty gallons every day
01:23:25Folks, from here to Istanbul
01:23:26Wound up drunker than a meal
01:23:28It was also used for gasoline and pappy Chevrolet
01:23:31Oh, I love that white light in P90
01:23:35Oh, I love the fruit
01:23:37Cause whatever comes to the fruit
01:23:39Will make you drunk and quicker
01:23:41And will give you pressure for a month or two
01:23:44On the day my pappy died
01:23:59He was full of booze inside
01:24:01When he said goodbye
01:24:02His breath burned off my ear
01:24:04Then my pappy went south
01:24:06With a wig stuck in his mouth
01:24:08He was so full of white lightin'
01:24:09That he burned for about a year
01:24:11Oh, I love that white light in P90
01:24:14Oh, I love to swig that good ol' mountain fruit
01:24:17Mountain fruit
01:24:18Cause one sip country liquor
01:24:20Will make you drunk and quicker
01:24:21And will keep you faster for a month or two
01:24:26Cause one sip country liquor
01:24:32Will make you drunk and quicker
01:24:39And will keep you faster for a month or two