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00:00:15He is the man of the moment, the man of today, if he's the man of the moment, I'm happy
00:00:22to stay, but he's not here for the moment, and then on his way, just the man of the moment
00:00:28for today, for he's no friend in fair weather, enjoying the sun, will quickly vanish forever
00:00:35if the dark cloud should come, the man of the moment, that I waited for, will be my man
00:00:41of the moment evermore, evermore, evermore, he's not the kind to love him and to leave
00:00:49him, evermore, evermore, when he asks for his loving words, you can believe him, for he's
00:00:57no friend in fair weather, enjoying the sun, will quickly vanish forever if the dark cloud
00:01:03should come, the man of the moment, that I waited for, will be my man of the moment, evermore,
00:01:22will quickly vanish.
00:01:25Well, thank you.
00:01:32Thanks a lot.
00:01:36Good evening.
00:01:37Good evening.
00:01:49All right, well, I'll see they all know.
00:01:52Right, goodbye.
00:01:54Morning, Flory.
00:01:55Morning, Mr. Barberstaff.
00:01:57Morning, Norman.
00:01:59Hey, fancy the gov being late?
00:02:01Oh, he's not coming in today.
00:02:02Normally he's got the flu.
00:02:04Oh, what a time to pick with Tidmarsh on leave.
00:02:06Yeah, looks like you'll be in charge today.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13Acting chief filing cloak, me.
00:02:19All right, Mrs. Burton, that'll be all, thank you.
00:02:22Well, don't stand there, woman.
00:02:24Go on, run along.
00:02:28Flory.
00:02:30You fell for that one, didn't you?
00:02:33Oh, Norman.
00:02:35No, for a minute, he was serious.
00:02:42Oh, dear.
00:02:54Morning, Sonia.
00:03:03Are you and your film star?
00:03:06I saw her last night, Flory.
00:03:08You never.
00:03:09I did.
00:03:10What, in the flesh?
00:03:11No, in the pictures.
00:03:14Oh, she went half smashing.
00:03:15I saw it round twice.
00:03:17If it isn't too inconvenient, would you be kind enough to get out the files on Persian mineral
00:03:23deposits, eastern substrater and pipeline personal?
00:03:26Yes, sir.
00:03:28Acting chief filing cloak.
00:03:30Persian mineral deposits, eastern substrater and pipeline personal.
00:03:33A, J, K.
00:03:46Sorry to be so long, sir.
00:03:50Tee up.
00:03:52Well, then, gentlemen, you will be wondering about the renewed interest in the island group
00:03:58of Tawaki.
00:03:59Recent developments in the Pacific have highlighted it as a possible base of the greatest importance.
00:04:06One of the islands is uninhabited.
00:04:09It has an excellent anchorage, sheltered by an extinct volcano.
00:04:15Many other countries have been in touch with the Queen of Tawaki, who is undeciding whether
00:04:20to accept or refuse their offers.
00:04:24Now, then, gentlemen, your job at the Geneva Conference will be to get a decision in our favor.
00:04:32Is that clear?
00:04:33Yes, sir.
00:04:34Very well, then.
00:04:35Jackson, get any files you have on Tawaki, stand up.
00:04:39Right away, sir.
00:04:43Filing room.
00:04:45Over, have a stock.
00:04:46Away.
00:04:47Then, Tidmarsh.
00:04:49Away, too.
00:04:50And who am I talking to?
00:04:52Norman.
00:04:53Oh, very well, Norman.
00:04:54Send up any files you have on Tawaki, will you?
00:04:56Oh, with the utmost celerity, sir.
00:05:01Is that the Tawaki file?
00:05:03Yes, sir.
00:05:03Well, hurry up, Mr. Jackson.
00:05:04We'll be waiting for it.
00:05:05Yes, sir.
00:05:05Norman.
00:05:07Here a minute.
00:05:09Can you put him in there?
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10Take the tea trolley for me, will you?
00:05:12Oh, but I'll...
00:05:13Well, it's my tea bike.
00:05:15Well, it's my tea bike.
00:05:16And it's marvellous.
00:05:18I cannot overstress the importance our government places upon this conference at Geneva.
00:05:25I had a chat with the PM only yesterday.
00:05:29And he said, hey up.
00:05:31Well, bring it in, boy.
00:05:34As I was saying, I had a chat with the PM yesterday.
00:05:38And he said, as I was saying, I had a chat with the PM.
00:05:51And he said, pardon.
00:05:58What are you doing with this?
00:05:59Well, I brought it up from down.
00:06:00You know my back, serve the tea.
00:06:02I'm not the tea boy.
00:06:04I'm the acting chief.
00:06:05Shh.
00:06:06I...
00:06:08Now let's go down for details.
00:06:11One thing, Jackson.
00:06:12How many members do you envisage in the delegation?
00:06:15Of five.
00:06:16How many?
00:06:17Five.
00:06:22I'm sorry, I mean eight.
00:06:28I beg your pardon, Sir Hottest, but it says in my notes here there are six delegates.
00:06:32My mistake, six.
00:06:35I wish you'd make up your mind.
00:06:37Most of them have melted now.
00:06:38Is there anything of value on the island?
00:06:41Milk?
00:06:42No, no milk.
00:06:43Maybe a little oil.
00:06:44Oh.
00:06:44I need to know this.
00:06:47I'm not quite clear about this uninhabited island's position in relation to the mainland.
00:06:51Oh, it's all quite clear on the map here.
00:06:53Let me show you.
00:06:54Now, let me see.
00:06:56Where do you want it, sir?
00:06:57Just there.
00:07:00Take that away.
00:07:01But you said...
00:07:02Take it away.
00:07:05Am I right in saying just there?
00:07:08No, not there.
00:07:09There.
00:07:12Will you take that away?
00:07:15Oh, have a cake.
00:07:17Are there any rocks?
00:07:19There's only one who's going to have it.
00:07:21Will you get out?
00:07:24So there'll be six of us travelling.
00:07:25Shall I lay on the transport?
00:07:26Oh, I take it we are going by air.
00:07:28Coming down.
00:07:44Well, gentlemen, I think we've covered everything now.
00:07:46Make arrangements to take a filing clerk with you, Jackson.
00:07:49Oh, yes, sir, Hollis.
00:07:50I'll see to that right away.
00:07:55Oh, where's that wretched tea boy?
00:07:58Who wants me?
00:08:03Who did that?
00:08:04Get out!
00:08:06Get out!
00:08:21If you've spent less time in studying photos of movie stars and more on your job, where's Mr. Bavistock?
00:08:27Flu.
00:08:28Where to?
00:08:29No, sir.
00:08:29He's got flu.
00:08:30Well, where's his deputy?
00:08:31Oh, he's on leave, sir.
00:08:32Well, where's his deputy?
00:08:33Oh, that's me, sir.
00:08:34Good.
00:08:34Got a passport?
00:08:36No, sir.
00:08:36Well, get one.
00:08:37Got any photos for a passport?
00:08:38You'll need two.
00:08:40I've got this one, sir.
00:08:43That's me and the football team.
00:08:45See if you can find me.
00:08:46Go on, pick me out.
00:08:47Go on.
00:08:47No, no, that won't do.
00:08:49Haven't you got one by yourself?
00:08:51Oh, I've got this one.
00:08:53There.
00:08:54It's not my body, of course.
00:08:56Well, that won't do either.
00:08:57You'd better get some done.
00:08:57Come on, fire these.
00:08:58Oh, well, that's all I've got.
00:08:59Except in one my mum had done on me when I was a baby.
00:09:03What are you doing up there?
00:09:05I'm just putting these away, sir.
00:09:06Well, go and get your passport photos taken.
00:09:09What do I want photos for?
00:09:11You're going away tomorrow.
00:09:13Me?
00:09:14Where?
00:09:14Geneva.
00:09:16Geneva?
00:09:17Ah!
00:09:17Ah!
00:09:18Ah!
00:09:18Ah!
00:09:20Ah!
00:09:20Ah!
00:09:23Come in.
00:09:25Oh, good morning.
00:09:27Good morning.
00:09:27Morning.
00:09:28It's a lovely day.
00:09:29Perfectly glorious.
00:09:30Oh, yeah, and the sun shining outside and everything.
00:09:32Can you take a passport photograph?
00:09:35Oh, yes, of course.
00:09:36Do sit down.
00:09:41Ah!
00:09:43Well, get off it, then.
00:09:45Ah!
00:09:46Oh.
00:09:47Oh.
00:09:48Oh, thank you.
00:09:49Quiet still, please.
00:09:52Ready?
00:09:53Oh, not me.
00:09:56Him.
00:10:05No smiling, please.
00:10:07I'm not smiling.
00:10:08I've got a blooming light stuck right in me face.
00:10:10Unfortunately, we have got to see you.
00:10:13I cannot take you smiling.
00:10:15Under no circumstances can we allow our passport photograph to look pleasant.
00:10:19And please remove your hat.
00:10:20I don't want to take me at all.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:24Would you like to go somewhere else?
00:10:27You can't.
00:10:29The ministry sent him here.
00:10:30And you know where you can go, don't you?
00:10:33Oh, come out of it.
00:10:35I'll show you.
00:10:40Ah.
00:10:41Very good.
00:10:42Very good indeed.
00:10:43Now.
00:10:52No smiling, please.
00:10:57Control yourself, please.
00:11:00I can't help it.
00:11:01The more you stop me, the more I seem to come.
00:11:03I can't help it.
00:11:06Pull yourself together.
00:11:08Good.
00:11:11I can.
00:11:22I can.
00:11:25I have your comforts.
00:11:25Go on.
00:11:26I can.
00:11:27Go on.
00:11:27That's good.
00:11:28Go on.
00:11:29Go on.
00:11:32Go on.
00:11:39I know, I know, I'm young.
00:11:45Mornin'.
00:11:45Worn, take me!
00:11:47Gregory, two nights now!
00:11:52You missed it, Guy.
00:11:54You're an awfulest, awfulest away from this place.
00:12:00What happened to me?
00:12:01Go!
00:12:06It's now moving!
00:12:18Don't leave me alone. You go and have a look at your camera.
00:12:24Where have you been?
00:12:32Will you please leave my studio?
00:12:35Oh!
00:12:37I shall sue you for this!
00:12:39I get in!
00:12:40Oh!
00:12:41Oh!
00:12:42Ah!
00:12:49Got it!
00:12:55Now, are we all here, Mitchell?
00:12:57Everybody except the filing clerk.
00:12:59Filing clerk not here.
00:13:00Whatever you say.
00:13:02Never mind if he misses this one.
00:13:03You'll have to follow on later.
00:13:04I think it's this way.
00:13:10I'll take it.
00:13:12I'll take it.
00:13:12I'll take it.
00:13:13I'll take it.
00:13:14I'll take it.
00:13:15Oh, no!
00:13:16Not you!
00:13:22Why you...
00:13:24Oh!
00:13:25Oh!
00:13:26Oh!
00:13:27Sorry, Miss.
00:13:37Would you take your seat, please, sir?
00:13:38Oh, that's all right.
00:13:39I'm getting off of the next stop.
00:13:40All the same.
00:13:41You're not allowed to stand, sir.
00:13:42There is a seat vacant up here.
00:13:46Be careful.
00:13:47You've done enough damage for one day.
00:13:50Would you fire through your belt, please, sir?
00:13:53I don't wear one.
00:13:54I mean your safety belt, sir.
00:13:56I thought you were getting mad at it.
00:13:59Allow me.
00:14:15Sonia!
00:14:16I beg your pardon?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:18Picture of Sonia Carell.
00:14:20Famous film star.
00:14:22Oh, I reckon she's smashing.
00:14:24Here, when you're finished with that magazine, can I have it, please?
00:14:28Well, yes, in a minute.
00:14:31Thank you very much.
00:14:33Do you collect film star's photographs?
00:14:36Oh, only hers.
00:14:37Oh, I've got 107.
00:14:40Oh, sorry.
00:14:43I think she's wonderful.
00:14:45You must do.
00:14:47Enjoying your trip, madam?
00:14:48Very much, thank you.
00:14:51Everything all right, sir?
00:14:52Yes, thank you.
00:14:53Very nice.
00:14:54Always is on this line.
00:14:57Who was that?
00:14:58The pilot.
00:15:00Pilot?
00:15:01Well, who's driving, then?
00:15:03Hey!
00:15:04There is another pilot, you know.
00:15:10Oh, okay.
00:15:24Oh, God.
00:15:26Oh, God.
00:15:30Oh, man.
00:15:33He's a PLUS.
00:15:34There is another pilot.
00:15:35Oh, he's a PLUS.
00:15:36Oh, he's a PLUS.
00:15:36So, yes, yes, yes.
00:15:43You are members of the British Delegation?
00:15:45That is quite right.
00:15:46There will be no examination of your baggage.
00:16:04What's your game?
00:16:19Garfield!
00:16:20Yes?
00:16:21Here.
00:16:22Cooper!
00:16:23I am here.
00:16:24You could have got it yourself from there.
00:16:26Lloyd!
00:16:27Lloyd!
00:16:28Hey, Lloydy, come on, wake up.
00:16:30All right, that's private.
00:16:31You can look after the heavy stuff.
00:16:32There's one here with no name on.
00:16:34Whose is this with no name on?
00:16:36Isn't it marvelous?
00:16:38Hey!
00:16:39Hey, it's mine!
00:16:40I'll take that.
00:16:42Mitchell!
00:16:42That's mine.
00:16:43Here you are.
00:16:44Gemmins!
00:16:45Yes?
00:16:46Jackson!
00:16:47Here you are.
00:16:48All right, I'll look after this lot.
00:16:49You can all go and have a wash and brush up.
00:16:51Will you kindly control yourself?
00:16:53What's up?
00:16:54Keep your voice down.
00:16:56What's up?
00:16:56Oh.
00:16:58This way, gentlemen.
00:17:05What room am I in, please?
00:17:06Your name?
00:17:07Oh, I'm Norman.
00:17:08I'm with the British delegation.
00:17:10Oh, I'm afraid there is no reservation.
00:17:13Oh, they left my hand.
00:17:15Hey, Mr. Jackson!
00:17:16Mr. Jackson!
00:17:17Hey, I ain't got no way to sleep.
00:17:19Oh, the botheration I forgot all about you.
00:17:21Oh, I say, would you look after my filing, clerk, please?
00:17:23Yes, sir.
00:17:24This is here.
00:17:25Yes, sir.
00:17:27Sign here, Mr. Norman.
00:17:38We are very busy.
00:17:43Top floor, room 700.
00:17:46700.
00:17:47Oh!
00:17:48Sorry.
00:17:49Oh, you got a key?
00:17:51Key?
00:17:57Room 700, please.
00:17:58Oui, monsieur.
00:18:00Saint-Hier.
00:18:02The top floor is for staff.
00:18:03The staff is not allowed to use the lift.
00:18:06Oh, I can use the stairs, then?
00:18:08Oui.
00:18:08You're very kind.
00:18:13We're only here for a week.
00:18:14Yes, sir.
00:18:15Yes, sir.
00:18:25That was the opposite.
00:18:26Oh, I can use the seat.
00:18:36Yes, sir.
00:18:37Oh, it's good.
00:18:40You're welcome.
00:18:41Oh, yes, sir.
00:18:42Oh, my God!
00:18:43Oh, my God!
00:18:44Oh, my God!
00:19:13Oh
00:19:35Oh
00:19:37Sorry
00:19:39It'd have to be you, of course, wouldn't it?
00:19:41Yes. Oh, no. What a nice surprise.
00:19:43Is it? No.
00:19:45It's funny we should bump into each other again, isn't it?
00:19:47Most amusing.
00:19:53And it's marvellous. Hey, Miss!
00:19:55Yes?
00:19:57Miss, I know I'm awkward, but I really am sorry.
00:20:08That was nice of you.
00:20:10Is this your first trip? Yes. And yours?
00:20:12Hmm, I'm on holiday.
00:20:14What are you doing in Switzerland?
00:20:15The one with the British delegation.
00:20:17I'm attending a conference.
00:20:19Really?
00:20:20I'm... I'm chief filing clerk.
00:20:22How interesting.
00:20:24A very responsible job.
00:20:27Yes, I'm sure it is.
00:20:30Yeah!
00:20:32Yeah, yeah.
00:20:47All day long in Switzerland, there's a song in Switzerland.
00:20:55And they yodel and yodel away, it's the loveliest language they say, instead of good morning the Swiss always say,
00:21:07yodley, yodley, yodley, when gathering cornered enjoying their play, yodley, yodley, yodley, they yodel when dancing and when they're romancing,
00:21:23a yodel they say keeps your worries away, and when there's a wedding the bells even play, yodley, yodley, yodley,
00:21:33and instead of good morning the Swiss always say, yodley, yodley, when gathering cornered enjoying their play, yodley, yodley, yodley,
00:21:50they yodel when dancing and when they're romancing,
00:21:53a yodel they say keeps your worries away, and when there's a wedding the bells even play, yodley, yodley, yodley,
00:22:09yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley,
00:22:20yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley,
00:22:22yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yodley, yod
00:22:23Ah! Ah!
00:22:30Wendy!
00:22:45Good morning, Mitchell. Good morning, Jackson.
00:22:47There's one or two details I want to discuss with you on item 17.
00:22:50I'll go and ring for breakfast. Yes, right now.
00:23:05I'll go and ring for breakfast.
00:23:21Now, here we have the Pacific Ocean.
00:23:23Yes, I see that.
00:23:26And who did that?
00:23:31Oh!
00:23:32Oh!
00:23:33Oh!
00:23:34Oh!
00:23:34Oh!
00:23:35Oh!
00:23:35Oh!
00:23:36Oh!
00:23:36Oh!
00:23:37Oh, my goodness!
00:23:38Oh!
00:23:40This is an outrage.
00:23:41Whoever it is, they'll pay for this.
00:23:43The indignity of it.
00:23:45Mitchell!
00:23:46Mitchell!
00:23:46I haven't said sit up, man.
00:23:48Oh!
00:23:56Shh!
00:23:58Grand floor, please.
00:23:59No, stop. It's not enough to use the lift.
00:24:02I'm not on the scarf!
00:24:03Hey!
00:24:21No.
00:24:23Oh, no!
00:24:25No.
00:24:25Oh, my God!
00:24:25It's guineaots'
00:24:43Come here, my little duckling.
00:24:59Stop. He's not allowed to use the lift.
00:25:02Now, which one is Mr. Jackson on? He wants me.
00:25:04Oh, six more.
00:25:20You will be very careful with Mr. Mitchell, please, gentlemen.
00:25:24Norman.
00:25:25You wanted to see me, Mr. Jackson?
00:25:27Yes, I do indeed, Norman, and so does the rest of the delegation.
00:25:29Come this way with me, please.
00:25:31Come this way, my boy.
00:25:32Just sit down there, would you?
00:25:34That's right.
00:25:35Norman, a catastrophe has happened.
00:25:37Our Mr. Mitchell has been incapacitated.
00:25:40Well, it wasn't as bad as that. He only got hit on the end with a bow.
00:25:44Oh, uh...
00:25:45Yes, well, it's tomorrow's conference that's worrying us.
00:25:47This will mean we'll only have five representatives.
00:25:49Every other country will have six.
00:25:51We can't be outnumbered by Brodnir and Ecuador, nor the United States.
00:25:54Good Lord, no.
00:25:55No.
00:25:55No.
00:25:56No.
00:25:57And so, can you put up your hand?
00:26:06There's a clever boy.
00:26:08Gentlemen, I ask you.
00:26:11And where did you learn to do that?
00:26:12Oh, when I was at school.
00:26:14If I wanted to go to that...
00:26:14Yes, of course, naturally.
00:26:16All right, Norman.
00:26:17Tomorrow, but only for tomorrow, you will take Mr. Mitchell's place.
00:26:20Me?
00:26:21Yes.
00:26:21At most, all you'll have to do is to vote when I tell you to.
00:26:24I'm not going to be a delegate.
00:26:26This is the unhappiest day of my life.
00:26:28The answer is yes.
00:26:30But only until Mr. Mitchell returns.
00:26:32But I'm going to have a suit like you on.
00:26:34Of course you will.
00:26:35And all stripes all down my trousers.
00:26:37Yes, indeed.
00:26:38Now, one minute.
00:26:39I want a proper room.
00:26:41With a window.
00:26:42Oh, that's very difficult, you see, Norman.
00:26:44The place...
00:26:44Now, listen, no window.
00:26:45And, uh...
00:26:47No delegate.
00:26:48Oh, that's not...
00:26:49Now, Garway, please.
00:26:51Will you phone down immediately?
00:26:51A large room with a window.
00:26:52Oh, sir.
00:26:53And I want a hat?
00:26:54Yes, I have.
00:26:55Then I'll be safe as one of you.
00:26:56Of course you will.
00:26:58Oh, ah!
00:26:58Oh, ah!
00:27:00I'll be one of the delegation.
00:27:02This was Mr. Mitchell's room, monsieur.
00:27:05Monsieur?
00:27:06Key.
00:27:22Ah, Julio.
00:27:23The gentleman who has moved into room 600 may now use the lift.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:36Hello?
00:27:38It's room 600 here.
00:27:44This is Mr. Norman's secretary speaking.
00:27:47On his behalf, naturally.
00:27:49Because he's having a bit of a kiss, eh?
00:27:50Morning.
00:27:52Yeah.
00:27:52Well, he's expecting his tailors.
00:27:54And as soon as they arrive, would you share them up?
00:27:58Splendid.
00:28:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:22Come in.
00:28:27Oh, thanks, sir.
00:28:32Oh, I thought I was switching on the light.
00:28:37Oh, that is the light switch by your bed.
00:28:41And this is the bell, and that is the telephone.
00:28:50But please, sir, ring again if you need anything.
00:28:53And then, well, I'll, I'll, I'll...
00:29:05Now.
00:29:06Now.
00:29:28Ben!
00:29:32Ben!
00:29:34Ben!
00:29:38Ben!
00:29:39I have one, four.
00:29:44Oh!
00:29:46La chambre 600, s'il vous plaît, mademoiselle.
00:29:49Merci.
00:29:51Armée de part!
00:29:53Armée de part!
00:29:57Bonjour, monsieur. Bonjour.
00:29:58Here we bring the new suit.
00:30:00Oh, my conference club!
00:30:02Bonjour, monsieur. Oh, pardon, monsieur.
00:30:04If monsieur is sweet, we can fit.
00:30:06Bonjour, monsieur.
00:30:10So!
00:30:12Bon!
00:30:13Bon, bon!
00:30:18See, that's pas, monsieur.
00:30:19I don't need that anymore.
00:30:22So, vous gezeichnet, vous gezeichnet.
00:30:25Mêche, so!
00:30:30Maintenant, je ne veux plus.
00:30:32Je ne veux plus.
00:30:33Oh, vous vocùiez, vous ?
00:30:35Non, non eu mediants.
00:30:38Hier, une mission, drôle du書 procedure.
00:30:45Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non,
00:30:51non, non, non.
00:30:56Police!
00:30:58Police!
00:31:00Police!
00:31:01Police!
00:31:02Police!
00:31:03Police!
00:31:04Police!
00:31:13Fellow delegates,
00:31:16in this short survey,
00:31:18I have been quite unable...
00:31:28As one single vote
00:31:30against this resolution
00:31:32will set back the work
00:31:34of the six subcommittees
00:31:36and twelve subcommittees
00:31:38for a further ten months.
00:31:40It is the earnest hope
00:31:42of my government that all delegates
00:31:44will give it their unanimous support.
00:31:50We will now put this resolution
00:31:52to the vote.
00:31:53Those in favour, raise their hands.
00:32:13Sonia Caro!
00:32:14Oh, please!
00:32:16Thank you!
00:32:18Would you like to name your...
00:32:20I haven't decided yet, sir.
00:32:32This way, to the distinguished visitors' gallery.
00:32:45Thank you!
00:32:52And now, the next question...
00:32:54Thank you!
00:32:56Sonia Caro!
00:33:02Oh, I think you're smashing!
00:33:09Well, what's the matter with you lot?
00:33:11Well, she is smashing!
00:33:25The next question...
00:33:26The next question...
00:33:27concerns the islands of Tawaki.
00:33:28That's the matter with you.
00:33:37The next question...
00:33:39concerns the islands of Tawaki.
00:33:42The representatives from Tawaki...
00:33:44At the request of their Queen...
00:33:46ask that discussion be postponed.
00:33:49The Queen requires more time for consideration.
00:33:52Mr. Chairman, I really must protest.
00:33:55This question has been raised three times...
00:33:57at previous conferences...
00:33:58and there is always a postponement.
00:34:00We most definitely support the British in this matter.
00:34:04Mr. Chairman, we too cannot agree...
00:34:07to a further postponement.
00:34:08Under the rules of this conference...
00:34:10any delegate in favour...
00:34:12of the postponement of the Tawaki question...
00:34:14may use his right of veto.
00:34:24One of the British delegates...
00:34:26has voted in favour of postponement.
00:34:34The Tawaki question...
00:34:35postponed till next session.
00:34:38Get him out of here.
00:34:39Out, would you?
00:34:40What are you doing?
00:34:42You're, er...
00:34:42wanted on the phone.
00:34:44Oh, me?
00:34:44Keep your voice down, yes.
00:34:46Through that door.
00:34:59Hello.
00:35:03Hello.
00:35:05Am I wanted on the phone?
00:35:07Well, I was told...
00:35:09Well, that's funny.
00:35:12You're driving with us.
00:35:13Nothing formal, Mark.
00:35:14You're just a social cast.
00:35:15My country is extremely anxious...
00:35:16to be very friendly with Tawaki.
00:35:18You are very kind.
00:35:18Vodka and caviar, six o'clock.
00:35:20One cocktail tonight, huh?
00:35:22Allow me, please.
00:35:23It's your...
00:35:23Gentlemen, gentlemen, please excuse us.
00:35:27My ambassador will...
00:35:28Rid you, huh?
00:35:29Come in.
00:35:37Yes, gentlemen.
00:35:39Greetings.
00:35:40Hey, was it you wanted me on a blower?
00:35:42Blower?
00:35:43Oh, a telephone, sorry.
00:35:46Allow us to introduce ourselves.
00:35:48He is Nabu, and I am Toki.
00:35:50We are from Tawaki.
00:35:52And now, Honorable Sir...
00:35:57My name's Norman.
00:35:59Honorable Sir Norman, we are grateful that you are the only delegate to vote for us.
00:36:04Oh, that was all a mistake.
00:36:07Don't be so modest.
00:36:09You are a brave man.
00:36:11Am I?
00:36:13Yes, you have the power and influence to help our Queen.
00:36:17Me?
00:36:18As you know, all the great powers are trying to take one of our islands from us.
00:36:22Our Queen is very sad.
00:36:25We and Tawaki wish to be left in peace and quiet, not to be a strategic center.
00:36:31If it becomes so, you know what will happen?
00:36:35Nope.
00:36:36Where once young lovers sang love songs under coconut trees, there will be rough soldiers.
00:36:43Where now the young girls walk bare feet on golden sands, they will walk on chewing gum.
00:36:52And all the beautiful flowers will be choked by barbed wire.
00:36:56And our gentle Queen will weep.
00:36:59And our people will weep.
00:37:01And the tears of Tawaki will fall like rain.
00:37:06Blumenchein.
00:37:09Mademoiselle?
00:37:10Could you tell me where the British delegation offices are, please?
00:37:13At one, mademoiselle.
00:37:14That's left.
00:37:15No, no, no, to the right.
00:37:17Thank you, mademoiselle.
00:37:26Find out who is the British delegate who exercised the veto.
00:37:29You mean the Tawaki question didn't come up?
00:37:31No.
00:37:32We were blocked by one man.
00:37:35You didn't tell me you were one of the delegates.
00:37:37I was terribly impressed.
00:37:40Oh, well, I wanted to keep it as a surprise.
00:37:43Tell me, why did you exercise your right to veto?
00:37:47Hmm?
00:37:48Well...
00:37:49All that!
00:37:50Oh, well, someone's got to look after these people.
00:37:52It's not right the way they get kicked around.
00:37:55So I've written a letter to their Queen.
00:37:57Do you want to hear it?
00:37:58Yes, please.
00:37:59Well, not if it's private.
00:38:01Oh, well, it is and it isn't.
00:38:03Oh, I'll read it to you.
00:38:05Dear Queen, I only heard this morning that everyone's trying to get one of your islands, and the thought of
00:38:10that barbed wire and chewing gum has made me very sad.
00:38:14If I was you, I wouldn't let anyone land on any of my islands.
00:38:17I am a member of the British delegation, and you can count on me to look after your wishes, and
00:38:22so, dear Queen, hoping this finds you as it leaves me affectionately yours, Norman.
00:38:30Norman, I think that's sweet of you.
00:38:49This is Missing or Missing...
00:38:52Missing Joshua Hooker.
00:38:59Mademoiselle Sonia Carl.
00:39:05Evening dress, sir, and of course, by invitation only.
00:39:08Oh, I've got an invitation.
00:39:09I'm on the list.
00:39:09I'm one of the delegates.
00:39:10They are.
00:39:12Well, they missed me off again, still.
00:39:14Don't worry about it.
00:39:14It'll be alright.
00:39:14All right.
00:39:18I'm sorry, sir. Evening dress and by invitation.
00:39:25Isn't that too gross?
00:39:27I think you're right, sir.
00:39:34I hope Mitchell's evening dress is in here.
00:39:36Now, where is it?
00:39:37Not in the back, I suppose.
00:39:45I'll show them.
00:39:47Jess.
00:40:37I miss it.
00:40:38Hey, monsieur.
00:40:38Attention.
00:40:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:41Oh, dear.
00:40:41Oh, no.
00:40:42No.
00:40:42No.
00:40:43No.
00:40:44There.
00:40:45I'll show you my back.
00:40:46Oh.
00:40:47Oh.
00:40:49Oh.
00:40:49Ah.
00:40:50Ah.
00:40:50That's fine.
00:40:51If you will permit me, sir, I—
00:40:53Hey!
00:40:54Are you very next, brother?
00:40:57Just a minute, monsieur.
00:41:02Allow me.
00:41:04I'm sorry, miss, I didn't do it on purpose.
00:41:07Why, why, what's the guy?
00:41:11you
00:41:13you
00:41:14you
00:41:16you
00:41:18you
00:41:19you
00:41:20you
00:41:41Take it up, 6th floor.
00:41:51There you are, evening dress.
00:41:58Well, thank goodness that's our one.
00:42:00It was a terrible party.
00:42:01I would like to go to the Beau Rivage Café.
00:42:04Well, let's go.
00:42:04Well.
00:42:17That's all right.
00:42:18Oh, please, be happy for my sake.
00:42:23Monsieur?
00:42:25No, um, coffee, please.
00:42:28Louise.
00:42:28When you bring it back, just leave it here, because I'm going to dance with the famous film star Miss
00:42:32Sonia Carroll.
00:42:33Oui, Monsieur.
00:42:34Captain.
00:42:35Permit it.
00:42:36Yes, sir.
00:42:52You're fair.
00:42:54Oh, Miss Carroll, can I have a dance with you, please?
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:59I'm much too tired.
00:43:01Oh, well, I won't dance quick, then.
00:43:02You can set the pace yourself, as long as I have one.
00:43:05No, really, I'm much too tired this evening.
00:43:07Please forgive me.
00:43:09I don't mind waiting.
00:43:10She said she's tired.
00:43:21Goodbye.
00:43:29Oh, I didn't dance because she's tired, and I didn't want to bother.
00:43:40Uh, we miss you.
00:44:08All right.
00:44:31My head and my heart
00:44:35Are in trouble
00:44:39They argue what's right and what's wrong
00:44:48My head thinks it's too big
00:44:53To make dates with Cupid
00:44:57My heart finds its reasons
00:45:04A strong
00:45:10The moon shining your hair
00:45:18Suggests a love affair
00:45:21But I hear a voice within me whispering
00:45:28Beware
00:45:31The beauty of your face
00:45:38Invites a fond embrace
00:45:41But I hear a voice within me whispering
00:45:49Beware
00:45:53Beware
00:45:56Memories of past loves are creeping
00:46:03Into my heart you are creeping
00:46:13My heart you will entice
00:46:20My head whispers this advice
00:46:24Is he lonely
00:46:27Well
00:46:30He will be well
00:46:45Oh
00:46:46Oh
00:47:07Please go and see you
00:47:17News from Geneva, Mother?
00:47:19Yes, dear. Turkey says that all the great powers are offering great riches for the island of Mahula.
00:47:25But nobody lives there, Mother. The evil spirits are so strong.
00:47:30Even the volcano is dead. What harm could it do us if other people went there?
00:47:34We should lose our peaceful way of living. And then what would the great riches be worth?
00:47:40Now, what's this about?
00:47:42Dear Queen, I only heard this morning that everybody's trying to get one of your islands.
00:47:49And I thought that...
00:47:51Who's the letter from, Mother?
00:47:54Affectionately yours, Norm.
00:48:00Mahula, speak!
00:48:06An omen. A good omen.
00:48:09Who is he that writes and wants nothing from me?
00:48:11He is the one to trust. What he counsels, so will I decide.
00:48:16Mr. Jackson said I could be a delegate till Mr. Mitchell got better.
00:48:19Didn't you, Mr. Jackson, sir? You said that.
00:48:20You did quite enough damage for one day, thank you, on your first and last appearance for our country.
00:48:25You said there was going to be six delegates and I was going to be...
00:48:27Norman, one thing seems to have escaped you.
00:48:30You are finally, and definitely, dismissed.
00:48:34You can't give me the sack. I won't take it.
00:48:36I'm a civil servant. I'm acting chief filing clerk.
00:48:39I'm as good as you lot. I have a bath every Sunday morning.
00:48:42I don't see why I shouldn't be missed about.
00:48:44I'll take a running jump.
00:48:47Hello? Hello?
00:48:50What is it?
00:48:51No. No.
00:48:53Well, he ain't.
00:48:57Isn't.
00:49:00Hello, Miss Penny.
00:49:01I was in the conference chamber, and when you didn't come in, I thought you were ill or something.
00:49:05Well, I did have a pain in me stomach, so I couldn't vote.
00:49:09Did you?
00:49:11Well, that's not the truth, really.
00:49:13Mr. Jackson won't let me be a delegate anymore.
00:49:15Oh, I see.
00:49:18Come in.
00:49:23Oh, hello.
00:49:25Oh, this is Miss Penny Harvey.
00:49:27Uh, your woman?
00:49:30Well, uh...
00:49:33Greetings to Honourable Sir Norman's woman.
00:49:37My Queen sends this reply to your letter.
00:49:43Her Most Excellent Majesty, the Queen of Tawaki, requests me to thank the Honourable Sir Norman for his most considerate
00:49:51letter and is very content to leave the interests of Tawaki in his good hands.
00:49:56Until he advises her to agree to any nation's requests for the right to establish a base on her island
00:50:02of Mahula, she will maintain a steadfast refusal.
00:50:06Tahu Tanahula, Secretary to Her Most Excellent Majesty.
00:50:13The love of the people of Tawaki is with the only white man who has written to their Queen without
00:50:19hope of gain.
00:50:20Would Honourable Sir be gracious enough to give photo to take to Queen?
00:50:31Such humility for so great a man to carry so small a photograph.
00:50:36It will be easy for the Queen to carry with her always.
00:50:39Ah, yes, yes, she will be happy.
00:50:44Honourable Sir Norman, may your days be many.
00:50:47And may you have many sons, all like Honourable Sir Norman.
00:50:55Farewell.
00:51:04What he said about you, haven't you?
00:51:06If Honourable Sir Norman doesn't wipe that silly grin off his face, Honourable Sir Norman's woman's going to wipe it
00:51:11off for him.
00:51:13The leader of the Brodnian delegation is expecting to see you.
00:51:16Until Honourable Sir Norman say yes, my Queen say nobody come to Mahula.
00:51:20But he is waiting.
00:51:21If Honourable Sir Norman say no, nothing doing.
00:51:30Well, nothing doing.
00:51:32Except through this Honourable Sir Norman.
00:51:35So it seems that the Queen of Toaki trusts him implicitly.
00:51:41It would be better if this Honourable Sir Norman would be out of the way.
00:52:12Honourable Sir Norman.
00:52:18Honourable Sir Norman.
00:52:19Hello, Penny.
00:52:20Haven't I been very late?
00:52:21No, I've only just got here.
00:52:22Oh, good.
00:52:23True.
00:52:24True.
00:52:24What would you like?
00:52:25Uh, coffee, please.
00:52:27Richard?
00:52:28Two coffees, please.
00:52:29Black or white.
00:52:31Just brown.
00:52:33Bags of sugar.
00:52:34Ooh.
00:52:35Norman, you don't have to chain that case to your wrist, do you?
00:52:38Oh, well, as a delegate, of course, I've got to be careful.
00:52:42Excuse me, have I the honor to address Mr. Norman?
00:52:46That's right.
00:52:47I have been requested personally to hand this into your own safekeeping.
00:52:52What is it?
00:52:53A small token of appreciation from the conference committee.
00:52:57Thank you very much.
00:52:58In the meantime, may I suggest it is very valuable that you put it in a safe place.
00:53:04Perhaps it would be best in the dispatch case, no?
00:53:09That's a good idea.
00:53:14Allow me.
00:53:18Thanks.
00:53:20Now it's as safe as the Bank of England.
00:53:22Excellent, mademoiselle, monsieur.
00:53:25That was very nice of him, wasn't it?
00:53:28Not so sure.
00:53:32Hey, Norman, listen.
00:53:34What are you doing?
00:53:35It's ticking.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:38Hey, perhaps it's a clock.
00:53:39It's a bomb.
00:53:41Where's the key?
00:53:44I don't know.
00:53:45I had it a minute ago.
00:53:47That man.
00:53:48He pinched the key.
00:53:49Well, can't you undo the chain?
00:53:51Now that one's in the hotel.
00:53:53No, but it's going to explode.
00:53:54Well, you go away.
00:53:55Go and run for it.
00:53:56No, I can't.
00:53:56I think I should never see you again.
00:53:58I'm going to put it in the house.
00:54:00No.
00:54:07There's two tickets.
00:54:09Wait where you are.
00:54:10What are you going to do?
00:54:12Get me out of the gate.
00:54:15Get out of the way.
00:54:16There's a bomb.
00:54:17Get out of the way.
00:54:18Get out of the way.
00:54:19Get out of the way.
00:54:19Get out of the way.
00:54:26Stop, stop, stop!
00:54:28Please, please, use the lift, sir.
00:54:29The manager says you can.
00:54:31Come on and hurry up.
00:54:32You are going up, sir.
00:54:33Yeah, any minute now.
00:54:39Wait for me!
00:54:50Wait for me!
00:54:51You need to get blown up in a minute.
00:54:53I've got it.
00:54:54I've got it.
00:54:59I've got it.
00:55:00Ah!
00:55:01Ah!
00:55:02Ah!
00:55:06Ah!
00:55:07Ah!
00:55:11Hey, I'll take this.
00:55:13I'll see you on the ground floor.
00:55:14You're not using the lift?
00:55:14Not me.
00:55:15Hey, you don't.
00:55:16You're making a funny noise.
00:55:18It'll do better than that a minute.
00:55:24Hey!
00:55:25Hey!
00:55:26It's the power!
00:55:27It's the power!
00:55:28Ah!
00:55:30Ah!
00:55:34Ah!
00:55:36Ah!
00:55:53Hey!
00:55:53Oh, lovely.
00:55:55Why don't you leave it on the seat and mind your own business.
00:55:57You're funny, no!
00:55:59Hey, everybody!
00:56:00Is there too far?
00:56:01You can go over to me.
00:56:03Ah!
00:56:07Oh, no!
00:56:09Shh!
00:56:10Shh!
00:56:11Oh!
00:56:11Shh!
00:56:12Oh, damn it!
00:56:14Oh, no!
00:56:15Shh!
00:56:17Oh, no!
00:56:20Go away!
00:56:21Go on, help it!
00:56:22Go on!
00:56:27Go on!
00:56:28Go on!
00:56:29Go on!
00:56:30Go on!
00:56:31Go on!
00:56:33Go on!
00:56:33Go on!
00:56:33Go away!
00:56:33Go away!
00:56:34Quick!
00:56:34No, come on!
00:56:36Run!
00:56:36Run!
00:56:39What...
00:56:39What did you do to the bum?
00:56:41I threw it on that bit of waste ground.
00:56:43It'll go up in a minute.
00:56:44What?
00:56:47What's that?
00:56:50Sounds near as dinner.
00:57:13Ah!
00:57:14Hey.
00:57:20Who do you, y'knowuria?
00:57:20Oh, you guys?
00:57:22Well?
00:57:23It didn't work.
00:57:27What do you mean, it didn't work?
00:57:29The bomb worked, but he escaped.
00:57:31Oh, you, you moron!
00:57:34You, you fool!
00:57:42Oh, darling, would you come here a minute, please?
00:57:46Yes, right away.
00:57:48Believe me, Chief, it wasn't easy.
00:57:51It was an important job and you bungled it, you useless idiot.
00:58:00Well?
00:58:01Darling, I have a job for you.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:22Right now, tell him what we'll do, see?
00:58:24I'll go and get packed.
00:58:25And then we'll have a bit of dinner somewhere.
00:58:27In our little cafe?
00:58:28That's it, yes.
00:58:29In our own little cafe.
00:58:30Oh, how lovely, Norm.
00:58:31That'll be wonderful.
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:35Then we'll catch a plane for London together.
00:58:37Good.
00:58:38So you go and get packed.
00:58:39Oh, but I have packed.
00:58:40Oh, well, have you stuck your labels on?
00:58:41Oh, no.
00:58:42Oh, well, you want to go and stick your labels on?
00:58:44Then I'll meet you at nine o'clock, as we arranged.
00:58:47All right.
00:58:47Goodbye.
00:58:49Bye.
00:59:19Bye.
00:59:26Won't you sit down?
00:59:35I want to apologize to you, little man.
00:59:39Yeah?
00:59:40I want us to be friends.
00:59:43Real friends.
00:59:44Well, that suits me.
00:59:48I'm so glad.
00:59:51Shall I go and get you a bottle of ginger beer now?
00:59:53Well, I have a better idea, my friend.
00:59:56You shall have dinner with me.
00:59:58Oh, I'm going to do that.
01:00:00Alone?
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Oh, I've got a date.
01:00:08I'm going to go back to London.
01:00:11Oh, there.
01:00:12It's plenty of time for all that.
01:00:13Yeah?
01:00:16Tell me.
01:00:17Have you ever seen the view of the lake from the mountainside?
01:00:23No.
01:00:24Oh, you must.
01:00:26I will show you everything this evening.
01:00:30What?
01:00:32My car will call for you, then, at 8.30.
01:00:36Goodbye.
01:00:53It's me.
01:00:54Well, come in.
01:00:56Come on.
01:00:57All right, then.
01:01:09Oh, I nearly forgot that.
01:01:11I bought you these.
01:01:12Oh, how nice of you.
01:01:14They're flowers.
01:01:15Oh, we'll put them down and come along in.
01:01:24Look there.
01:01:25Oh!
01:01:28Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
01:01:31Well, where are we going to put them, then?
01:01:33I don't know what you do.
01:01:33I know what you do now.
01:01:33Oh, dear.
01:01:33Oh, dear.
01:01:34Oh, dear.
01:01:34Oh, dear.
01:01:34Oh, dear.
01:01:35Oh, dear.
01:01:36Oh, dear.
01:01:37Oh, dear.
01:01:42Oh, dear.
01:01:52Oh, dear.
01:02:02Not there. Here.
01:02:08Closer.
01:02:12Closer.
01:02:13More?
01:02:17There we are.
01:02:19Oh, yes.
01:02:28What is the matter? Don't you like me?
01:02:32Oh, yes.
01:02:34Smashing.
01:02:35Well, then.
01:02:42No, ma'am.
01:02:45My cigarettes, they are in my bedroom.
01:02:47Would you get them for me?
01:02:50Stay the way.
01:03:06Oh, please, help me. No, ma'am.
01:03:20Oh, no, ma'am. Do please come and sit down.
01:03:33Do you want a cigarette?
01:03:34Well, I'll never use them.
01:03:36Nonsense.
01:03:38You are.
01:03:38Pardon?
01:03:45Give us a hand.
01:03:48Oh, come here. Give it to me.
01:03:55And give me that.
01:04:00What?
01:04:00Hi.
01:04:04Oh, Norman.
01:04:07Would you do me another favor?
01:04:09Would you go into the bedroom and get my slippers?
01:04:11The other side than me.
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14Go alone.
01:04:17Come here.
01:04:22Oh.
01:04:24Come here.
01:04:35Go.
01:04:37See rotten crooks?
01:04:38Go on, you fool!
01:04:39I don't know how I'll put in love with you.
01:04:41I fancy you getting mixed up on this lot.
01:04:43Now keep away, go on!
01:04:44Help!
01:04:48Help!
01:04:49I'm being attacked!
01:04:50Hate him!
01:04:50Fire up!
01:04:52Help!
01:04:53Help!
01:04:54Hello, help!
01:04:54Fire up!
01:04:55He's on the end.
01:04:56Do something.
01:04:57Use your knife.
01:04:58Help!
01:04:58Fire up!
01:05:00Hello!
01:05:00Hold on, please.
01:05:02Hold on, hold on!
01:05:03Fire!
01:05:04Oh, hello!
01:05:07Monsieur, what are you doing?
01:05:08Oh, no, I was on the phone and I got cut off.
01:05:12Why?
01:05:18Would you fasten your seatbelt, madam?
01:05:20Please?
01:05:20Good heavens!
01:05:22Oh!
01:05:33Boy, am I...
01:05:54Gentlemen, the queen of Tawaki says no.
01:05:56No.
01:05:57What?
01:06:00No.
01:06:08You mean the decision must be left to your government?
01:06:11No.
01:06:12Your Queen?
01:06:13No.
01:06:14Well, for heaven's sake, who is it left to?
01:06:17Honorable Sir Norman.
01:06:18He look after Queen's wishes.
01:06:20Who's Honorable Sir Norman?
01:06:22Have I heard of him?
01:06:23Er, allow me.
01:06:28Don't know him.
01:06:29Would you...
01:06:31You know this fellow?
01:06:32No.
01:06:33No.
01:06:34But you must know him.
01:06:36No.
01:06:36Do you know him?
01:06:39Good gracious!
01:06:41What?
01:06:43Norman!
01:06:45You mean this man is the man the Queen will listen to?
01:06:50That is so, Honorable Sir Norman.
01:06:59Are you telling me that this little fighting clerk has the Queen's ear?
01:07:03Yes, Sir Horace.
01:07:04But don't ask me how.
01:07:06Well, dash it, man, I do ask you.
01:07:10Are you certain that this is the same Norman?
01:07:12Oh, undoubtedly, Sir Horace, you see.
01:07:14Well, did you instruct him to take any part in the tobacco negotiations?
01:07:17Indeed I did not, sir.
01:07:19He must have taken it of his own accord.
01:07:20Get him here!
01:07:20Get him here!
01:07:21What?
01:07:24I, er...
01:07:25Well, then, well!
01:07:26I have a confession to make, Sir Horace.
01:07:28Get on with it!
01:07:29I fired him, sir.
01:07:31I sacked him.
01:07:33You what?
01:07:35Now, where is it?
01:07:37There.
01:07:38Well, what are you going to say?
01:07:43Please, Sir Horace, can I have my old job back?
01:07:47Because...
01:07:47Oh, I can't.
01:07:48Hey!
01:07:50Jump to it!
01:07:51Put the International Police on the job!
01:07:53Send down a search party!
01:07:55Now get me this Norman, what's his name?
01:07:58Whatever the cops!
01:07:59Please, Sir Horace, can I have my old job back?
01:08:01Of course, Penny won't marry me unless I do get it back.
01:08:04And she's the girl for me.
01:08:06Yes.
01:08:12Help him!
01:08:16Good luck.
01:08:22Well?
01:08:23What do you want?
01:08:24That's him.
01:08:24He, sir.
01:08:25Who, you fool?
01:08:26Honorable Norman.
01:08:27I mean, Norman, sir.
01:08:28My boy, how good to see you.
01:08:30Come along this way, please.
01:08:32Here he is, Sir Horace.
01:08:33Norman.
01:08:34Sir Horace.
01:08:34My dear fellow.
01:08:35My dear Norman.
01:08:37I'm delighted to see you.
01:08:39Delighted.
01:08:39Now then, Norman.
01:08:41May I call you Norman?
01:08:42The cabinet will be told.
01:08:44To what, sir?
01:08:45Oh, come now.
01:08:46No mock, modesty.
01:08:48Mock who?
01:08:49Splendid work.
01:08:51I'm delighted with you.
01:08:52An excellent move.
01:08:53So the Queen of Tawaki relies on you entirely, eh?
01:08:57Well, you could say like, well, well, pen pals, sir.
01:09:00Pals, eh?
01:09:01Ha ha.
01:09:02Yes, yes, yes, of course.
01:09:03Pals, eh?
01:09:04Well, my dear Norman.
01:09:06The Ministry is pleased with you.
01:09:07Very pleased indeed.
01:09:09As a matter of fact, we're giving a little party for you.
01:09:12A little soiree.
01:09:13Oh, I'll soon have a party, sir.
01:09:15Of course, of course.
01:09:16A little diplomatic get-together, eh?
01:09:18Ha ha.
01:09:19I think the government will want you to complete your mission.
01:09:22Sir Horace, can I have me job back?
01:09:24Why, of course.
01:09:25Of course.
01:09:25And Penny, can she come to the party and all?
01:09:27His fiancée, I take it, sir Horace.
01:09:29Delighted.
01:09:30Oh, good.
01:09:30Hey, Penny!
01:09:32You can come in now.
01:09:33I've got it.
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:34Ha ha ha!
01:09:37Ha ha ha!
01:09:39Ha ha ha!
01:09:39Ha ha ha!
01:09:41Shall we look at some furniture first?
01:09:43Yeah.
01:09:45Oh, can I help you?
01:09:47Oh, in a little while.
01:09:49Oh, we're just having a look round.
01:09:50Very good, sir.
01:10:08I've got a dream for sale.
01:10:14Will you buy a lovely dream for sale?
01:10:20Won't you try if you will close your eyes?
01:10:25Maybe you can visualize.
01:10:30I'll try to visualize.
01:10:34A cottage by the shore.
01:10:36Painted white.
01:10:38With roses round the door.
01:10:42Gay and bright.
01:10:44A cozy class I'd share.
01:10:48Big enough for two to share.
01:10:54I like to think I've made a good impression.
01:11:01I loved you, darling.
01:11:04You're my one obsession.
01:11:10Oh, a chance like this I can't afford to miss.
01:11:15It's a fairy tale with vacant possession.
01:11:22If you would care to view.
01:11:29Here's the key of paradise for two, you and me.
01:11:37If you will say you'll be mine.
01:11:42I'll take down the sign.
01:11:47Rex says I've got a dream for sale.
01:12:09You can find me for sale.
01:12:10I would be mine for sale.
01:12:11The big enough for sale.
01:12:16You can find me for sale.
01:12:19You're my one obsession.
01:12:20I'm a little drunk.
01:12:21I'll be mine for sale.
01:12:24If you will say you'll be mine, I'll take down the sun that says
01:12:36I've got a dream for Sam.
01:12:49You take me for reading, lunatic.
01:12:51All I am saying, sir, is that the Queen of Tewaki is under the impression she conducted
01:12:56her negotiations with the title diplomat, Honorable Sir Norman.
01:13:01You mean I...
01:13:02I'm afraid so, sir.
01:13:04You must recommend him for knighthood.
01:13:11Oh, no.
01:13:40General, you know this guy Norman, the one who has the inside track with the Queen of Tewaki?
01:13:44Well, the British have just decorated him.
01:13:47Oh, trying to steal a march, huh?
01:13:49What do you figure we should do?
01:13:51Well, anything the British can do, we can do.
01:13:57Washington, decorations board.
01:14:03What happened to you, little lady, little lady, little old would say Norman.
01:14:09Oh, little bit say Norman.
01:14:10Oh, yeah.
01:14:11Oh, yeah.
01:14:19I present you with the Brodnian order of the Blue Dahlia for courage and service to diplomacy.
01:14:35Are you not Mr. Jackson?
01:14:39Jackson.
01:14:40Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.
01:14:42Young man, if you don't behave.
01:14:44Name's Norman.
01:14:45Sir Norman.
01:14:46Jackson.
01:14:47Very well.
01:14:48To remind you, Sir Norman, you are due at the television studios for your appearance on town topics.
01:14:54That is not delay, we'll leave on the stroke of ten.
01:14:57And dear Jackson, such efficiency.
01:14:59You really are hot stuff, isn't it?
01:15:04Hey, Norman, I've just thought of something.
01:15:06Hmm?
01:15:07When we're married, I shall be Lady Norman, won't I?
01:15:10Oh, you're a lady now.
01:15:13You know your instructions.
01:15:15Now concentrate on the girl.
01:15:16If he get her, then we've really got this fellow Norman.
01:15:21I only need a fairy on me, Ed, and I shall look like a Christmas tree, won't I?
01:15:24Good evening, Sir Norman.
01:15:25You know, they're going to take a lot of living up to.
01:15:27Why?
01:15:28Well, Norman, you do realize you haven't earned them yet.
01:15:31No?
01:15:32Well, then why do they give them to me?
01:15:33They all want part of Tawaki.
01:15:35But I can't do them any favors.
01:15:38In any case, I've got to look after the Queen.
01:15:40Now, I want to be loyal, but I can't let them mess about...
01:15:45No.
01:15:47Exactly.
01:15:48Honorable Sir Norman's on the spot.
01:15:50Well, if that's going to be their attitude, they can keep their medals.
01:15:52I don't want them.
01:15:53I'll give them back now.
01:15:54Oh, no.
01:15:55Ah, there you are.
01:15:57The car to take you to the television studio is at the door.
01:16:01Hey, I want to talk to you.
01:16:02And what about this...
01:16:03Be later, Norman.
01:16:08Hello, Mac.
01:16:09Oh, hello.
01:16:10What are you doing?
01:16:10Television Town Topics.
01:16:12Again?
01:16:13And you?
01:16:13A Greek play.
01:16:15Again?
01:16:17Mister?
01:16:18What?
01:16:19Now?
01:16:19No, no, not now.
01:16:25You've got to go help.
01:16:30Good evening.
01:16:31This is another edition of Television Town Topics,
01:16:34in which we present interesting people who are in the news today.
01:16:39Now all our worries are over.
01:16:40And here is our first guest.
01:16:43The distinguished diplomat who one might justly describe as the man of the moment.
01:16:51If you want to see the interview, there's a little room up there.
01:16:54Oh, thank you.
01:17:00Well, Sir Norman, I wonder if you could tell us what you intend to do about the Tawaki imbroglio.
01:17:06Pardon?
01:17:06The Tawaki imbroglio.
01:17:10Oh, well, I'll turn it over in my mind.
01:17:16Splendid.
01:17:26And another thing what I've made up in my mind I'm going to do is I'm going to sort out
01:17:32everything so that everyone gets a fair chance, like, all round.
01:17:37Splendid.
01:17:39And, um, Sir Norman, I understand that you are engaged.
01:17:43Oh, yeah.
01:17:44Oh, my fiancée's here.
01:17:46She's, she's up there having a look.
01:17:50Well, I wonder if we might ask you her name.
01:17:53Her name!
01:17:57Oh, well, thank you very much, Sir Norman.
01:17:59That's right.
01:18:05Right, and now the mixture's perfectly blended, and the souffle's ready for the oven.
01:18:10Marvellous.
01:18:12Now, the oven is at 450 degrees.
01:18:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:18:26no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:18:31Oh, my goodness!
01:18:32That's my dragon!
01:18:38Oh, come on!
01:18:40Hey, hey!
01:18:47Dad?
01:18:47Hmm?
01:18:48Where's Dad?
01:18:48Oh, she'll be back soon.
01:18:50Well, what's her new boyfriend like?
01:18:51Oh, very nice and quiet.
01:18:53The reliable type.
01:18:54Not like you.
01:18:55No good'll come of it.
01:18:56Mark my word.
01:18:59Help, help, help, help, help!
01:19:02That's got one of the headaches again.
01:19:07I want me a living, too.
01:19:11Help!
01:19:12I need kidnapped!
01:19:13I do promise!
01:19:14I'm very nice, too, my dear.
01:19:16Who is that wretched girl?
01:19:21Help me, please!
01:19:30Get the police, Penny.
01:19:32Quick!
01:19:43Get the police, Penny, quick!
01:19:47For dinner and dining.
01:19:51It's perfect.
01:19:52In an evening dress, I'm in a suit with a white tie.
01:19:57And he has trousers, of course.
01:20:00And tails.
01:20:01Get out with a white tie and a waistcoat to match.
01:20:05Trousers.
01:20:05Uh, and tails.
01:20:08And you know, that's...
01:20:16All right, Charlie.
01:20:17All right, Joe.
01:20:17You've had it.
01:20:18Go on, back up.
01:20:19I think we'll send you to the country again.
01:20:21This time for a long holiday.
01:20:23Don't worry, son.
01:20:24These two ruffians won't bother you again.
01:20:26I'm Inspector Fabian of Scotland Yard.
01:20:28Oh, thank goodness.
01:20:30I thought you'd never get here.
01:20:31Oh, but a terrible time.
01:20:32We've been running all...
01:20:33Go away.
01:20:33Get out.
01:20:34What are you talking about?
01:20:36Belly hour, Inspector.
01:20:37Arrest him.
01:20:39Go away.
01:20:40It's my duty to arrest you.
01:20:42I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down in writing in May.
01:20:48Why didn't you get him to arrest him?
01:20:59The mixture's perfectly blended and the souffle's ready for the outcome.
01:21:02Now, just check that the oven's at the right temperature.
01:21:05Now, this oven should be at 450 degrees Fahrenheit.
01:21:09Now, stay out!
01:21:09Go on!
01:21:10Stay out!
01:21:11It's got this off!
01:21:16No, no, no, no, not my souffle.
01:21:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:21:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:21:38Ah, that's better.
01:21:41The city of Troy is besieged. The Greeks are at our very gates.
01:21:47Brave Hector will save us.
01:21:49Brave Hector will save us.
01:21:51Where is brave Hector?
01:21:54Where is brave Hector?
01:21:56Don't be doubt.
01:21:57Where is brave Hector?
01:22:16The Greeks bring us a gift of a strange wooden horse.
01:22:21Brave Hector will save us.
01:22:22Brave Hector will save us.
01:22:55You're all right! I'm coming!
01:22:58All right!
01:22:59You're done!
01:23:01What? I couldn't care...
01:23:04...no, no, no...
01:23:07...no!
01:23:07...no, no!
01:23:08No...no!
01:23:08No!
01:23:08No!
01:23:09No!
01:23:10No!
01:23:11No...
01:23:11And what do you think you're doing?
01:23:18Look, look, here! I'm the producer of this, please! Now get out of here at once!
01:23:22They'll show you not trying to kidnap Penny! Now you're for the eye jump!
01:23:31My souffle!
01:23:35Good.
01:23:42You have a duty to perform for your country, Norman. That's all that matters.
01:23:45Make it sound convincing.
01:23:47I don't want to let the Queen down. I promised Penny I wouldn't, didn't I, Penny?
01:23:50Yes, he did.
01:23:51Will you stop this nonsense?
01:24:01Welcome to our domain.
01:24:03I owe you a debt of considerable gratitude, Honorable Sir Norman.
01:24:07Oh, it's nothing, Your Majesty.
01:24:09Hey, I'd like to have a little chat with you.
01:24:10Your Majesty, we are here today at the special instigation of our government
01:24:14to discuss with you the possibility and desirability
01:24:17to grant certain concessions on the island of Mahoola solely to our government.
01:24:21Oh, Jackson, pack it up!
01:24:24Whereon, if it is agreeable to Your Majesty, it is the purpose of my government, when those rights have been
01:24:29duly assigned,
01:24:30that our government will utilize the said island as a base for certain experiments.
01:24:34If it is agreeable to Your Majesty, it is further understood that in order that these experiments be conducted in
01:24:40a proper manner,
01:24:40certain precautions will be necessary to take part of the secrecy of such operations,
01:24:44and which we will be allowed to patrol in territorial workers here before Paul, this wacky of sea.
01:24:49With this in view...
01:24:55It's gone!
01:24:57It's gone!
01:24:58It's gone!
01:24:59It's gone!
01:24:59It's gone!
01:25:04It was gone!
01:25:05It is мат-sarthing!
01:25:06Even if you have to....
01:25:06The living state
01:25:06The living state
01:25:06You