00:00the whole incredible thing started on a fine spring morning at the foot of canal street
00:14the ss michael maltese was unloading a cargo of tropical fruit at pier 38 when suddenly out
00:21of a stock of bananas it came as big as life well anyway as small as life a full-grown
00:29bull elephant but only five inches tall before anyone could recover from the shock he disappeared
00:43into the city and was not heard from again until
00:46hello hello police department i want to report an elephant in my birdbath
01:04112 north highland yeah that's right please hurry
01:10steady now lad easy does it but i did i did see an elephant in my birdbath
01:38sure sure i know i keep a giraffe in mind
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02:51Hop right back in the bed like a good girl.
02:54Forget all about those nasty dreams.
02:59Genevieve, where are you going with that food?
03:02It's for Teenie.
03:03Who in the world is Teenie?
03:06Teenie is the elephant that lives in my dollhouse.
03:10All right, young lady.
03:11Mother's going right into your room and look into your dollhouse
03:14and prove to you how naughty it is.
03:18John!
03:20Marshall!
03:21You're late.
03:47He always used to be pink.
03:49Meow!
03:50Meow!
03:51Meow!
03:52Meow!
03:53Meow!
03:54Meow!
03:55Meow!
03:58Meow!
03:59Meow!
04:01Meow!
04:02Meow!
04:03Meow!
04:04Meow!
04:05Meow!
04:06Meow!
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04:15and mother used to scold me when i was only three she'd say dolores you're not seeing little lavender
04:26men in the sugar bowl but i did doctor and then when i went to nursery school my teacher mrs swanson
04:33she was a synthetic blonde well mrs swanson used to spank me spank me hard even when i think it all
04:41began when father refused to take me to the circus i was a fragile child
05:11good evening ladies and gentlemen tonight it is my privilege to bring to you one of the great
05:23scientists of our times who will explain to all of us just why it is impossible for a five inch
05:27elephant to exist dr robert bruce cameron thank you mr pratt ladies and gentlemen this mythical
05:34elephant is simply a product of our troubled times too much anxiety too much worry pressures
05:41it is quite obvious to the ordered line that such a thing as this tiny elephant could not possibly
05:47exist ladies and gentlemen the opinions of the speaker do not necessarily represent those of this station
