00:00The End
00:30Well, if it ain't Rags McMutt, I never forget a face.
00:48Hey, how you doing, kid?
00:49Not so good, huh?
00:50Eh, too bad.
00:51Tough.
00:52Why don't you do like me?
00:53Get yourself a master.
00:55Then you got nothing to worry about.
00:56Yeah, but...
00:57Oh, there's nothing to it.
00:59Humans are suckers for dogs.
01:01All you gotta do is give them the big soulful eyes routine.
01:09Now, what I done was to go down to a swanky neighborhood to pick meself on a soft touch.
01:29They're from here.
01:47Well, uh, what a me and me a nice puppy dog.
02:01Look, chum, you ain't got no dog, I ain't got no master.
02:10So I'll make you a preposition.
02:12I am a full-blooded, pedigreed, half collie, half Airedale, half Pekingese, half St. Bernard
02:18with just a pinch of spits.
02:21Now, where could you get a combination like that?
02:23What do you say, chum?
02:24Um, going, going, going, going.
02:29Gone!
02:32You don't get it, pal.
02:34I'm a bargain.
02:35Look, I'm lovable.
02:37I'm affectionate.
02:38Oh, goody, are we going bye-bye?
02:48I can chase cats, too.
02:50Get a load of this.
02:59Does this belong to you?
03:04Well, I can do tricks.
03:07Sit up.
03:07Roll over?
03:11Walk on my hind legs?
03:15Play dead?
03:17Uh, watch me make like rigor mortis.
03:24Uh, this pooch is getting to be a durned old pest.
03:29Okay, I can take a hint.
03:31I know when I'm not wanted.
03:33A house doesn't have to fall on me.
03:35Believe me, I'm leaving.
03:36And don't try to stop me, either.
03:38I wouldn't stay in this house in not a minute.
03:41I'm going home to Mother.
03:49Mother wasn't home.
03:50Oh, don't, oh, please don't, oh, please don't, oh, it's not good for me to be roughly handled the way I am.
04:05Uh, what do you mean, uh, what do you mean, uh, the, uh, the way you are?
04:08Well, uh...
04:10Oh, well, well, why didn't you tell me before?
04:20Oh, you must take it easy.
04:22Hey, uh, now, just lie right down here.
04:24And I'll go get you some nice warm, uh, meat milk, uh, uh, broth.
04:29Is there anything else I can, uh, get for you, uh, uh, uh, uh, by the way, uh, what is your name?
04:35Charlie.
04:36It's G-G-It's G-It's Charlie!
04:43Well, there actually was such a case in Venezuela.
04:45Oh, he's, uh, he's just trying to work on my S-V, S-V assemblies.
05:05Shoot!
05:11Oh, all right.
05:13Come on in.
05:14Can't let you freeze to death.
05:17You can stay, but you'll have to at least live in a doghouse.
05:20Oh, goody, goody.
05:21I get to live in a doghouse.
05:23I get to live in a doghouse.
05:25Oh, goody, goody, goody.
05:27Oh, joy, at last.
05:29My own little dream house.
05:31Oh, goody, goody.
05:32Oh, goody.
05:44Oh, goody, goody.
05:49Oh, goody, goody, goody.
05:49Oh, goody.
05:50Hiya there nipper! Oh the places I've been, the things I've seen too! Most extraordinary animals you've ever seen. Take the kangaroo. He's got a pocket up front and carries his young nipper in it. Like this. And he hops around like a blooming jumping jack.
06:09Hippity, oppity, oppity, oppity, oppity, oppity! And so it went, day in and day out. But, here I am.
06:23And, uh, stay out. How many times do I have to tell you I really don't want a dog?
06:29Ha ha ha! That's what I love about him! Always gagging and joshing! Ha ha ha! What a cut!
06:39Hey! Wait for baby! Wait for baby! Hey!
06:44And that's what you gotta go through to get a master?
06:48Hey lemme in! Lemme in! Open up! Lemme in! Lemme in! Lemme in!
06:55Lemme in! Lemme in!
