The Couch Potato Workout | show | 1988| S1 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:01Hi, Mom.

00:03I told Carmela about your breakup.

00:05What? She's gonna tell everybody!

00:07I heard about your breakup.

00:09Well, who needs Bumble when you have a bunch of Latinos doing the dirty work for you?

00:12Ay, I don't need no man.

00:14Let me introduce you to someone well-educated.

00:17That's my cousin.

00:19You're nervous. I'm meeting like 10 family members.

00:21Try 30 plus.

00:22Be afraid.

00:23They're okay that I'm down with the D as long as the D is not the devil.

00:27I hope you're hungry. I made some carnitas that'll make you see the face of God.

00:31I'm a vegetarian.

00:32Yeah, but it's not beef. It's pork.

00:35I need Lily Diaz to the dance floor.

00:39Love could be right in front of you, but if you aren't open, you won't see it.

00:44Our Valentine's Day special is $75 per two.

00:47I'm writing solo. Like the song.

00:50It's our normal fee of $50 per person.

00:52A 50% markup for being alone.

00:54Because the greatest sin one can commit is being single.

00:56Because I'm without a companion, I'm gonna be taxed.

00:59See? He gets it.

01:02I didn't catch your name.

01:03Santiago.

01:04What's someone as charming as you doing alone on Valentine's Day?

01:08It just never felt magical.

01:10Love can be great, but it's definitely not magic.

01:13People will surprise you if you're nothing.

01:16Sometimes it feels like I'm not only dating you, but your entire family as well.

01:21Your family hides everything. God forbid anyone ever admits something's wrong.

01:26I can build my life with someone that is so glass half empty.

01:29To getting out of our own way.

01:31Love is messy.

01:36And complicated.

01:38What do I do now?

01:41Padre?

01:43Can I help you?

01:44Is there not someone always in there?

01:46It's from five to seven.

01:47You could put that on a sign.

01:49Sorry about that.

02:01If we're not.

02:02Let's see.

02:03I owe nothing.

02:05I'll tell you the things in there.

02:06The age of one.

02:07The full one from the two through, I'll tell you is too.

02:08I'm currently

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