00:00This year, practically everyone is coming out with brand new, even longer, more complicated shows.
00:05Don't you have enough to keep track of?
00:07Without trying to remember, who's a wizard? Who's a machine? Who's a zombie?
00:12We at Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee think your time is valuable.
00:15Our average episode is only 14 minutes long.
00:18Unlike our competitors, we're not trying to take you away from all you have to do.
00:22We think your life is pretty good.
00:24And we want you to get back to it.
00:26We think one car, two comedians, and some coffee is plenty.
00:29We like to think short.
00:31In fact, here's our entire new season in 93 seconds.
00:38It's the automotive equivalent of a man who colors his eyebrows.
00:42This is badass.
00:44Oh my God.
00:45I'm going to go wherever he wants to go.
00:47This is the underestimated ordinary world.
00:50This is the peak of human existence.
00:51You'd rather be a brain in a jar talking.
01:00Their bodies are friends.
01:01You're like a toy person.
01:04I'm a pick and stick guy.
01:05Couple of real know-it-all.
01:07I can watch any sport when it's do or die.
01:10You might enjoy the Christians versus the Lions.
01:13It's like girls in high school.
01:16Gyrating plays like naked Twister.
01:18Yeah.
01:18A great idea.
01:19Walk into the lunchroom and they look at you and they go, no.
01:22Whoa, that car just blew up.
01:24What are you?
01:25What are you?
01:26What?
01:27Let's do it.
01:28Whatever you're saying to me.
01:30Your father was a drunk.
01:31Your mother drove off a cliff.
01:32I don't care.
01:33Just go and laugh.
01:35So what about the Sultan of Brunei?
01:39That was made up.
01:39It was an aha moment for me personally.
01:41You're not really going to say aha moment, are you?
01:45What is the point of this?
01:47Lasagna.
01:47Ricky.
01:48Really?
01:48No.
01:49Killers.
01:50And I'll tell you what.
01:50That's why I developed this show.
01:52I was in a coma for 10 days.
01:54But not the last 10 days.
01:57Really?
01:58Wow, wow, wow.
01:59Oh, okay.
02:05I've never seen anyone drink so much coffee.
02:14It doesn't affect you?
02:15Of course it affects me.
02:20Comedians and cars getting coffee.
02:22No royalty, no robots, no costumes.
02:26Oh.
02:26Oh.
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