00:00He approached a crib, only to play pikau with his daughter moments later.
00:04Watching her burst into tears, Dracula's heart ached.
00:07The once fearsome king of vampires now gently changed her diapers and told bedtime stories,
00:12indulging her every whim, though he forbade her from leaving his sight.
00:16To protect her, he hired a zombie crew to build a fortress.
00:19400 acres of haunted forest encircled the castle,
00:22surrounded by cursed lands that terrified trespassers.
00:25Under Dracula's watch, his daughter grew quickly.
00:27Soon, her 108th birthday arrived.
00:30Dracula threw a grand party, inviting every monster imaginable.
00:34A werewolf couple and their 108 pups barged in, trashing the ballroom.
00:38With a snap of his fingers, Dracula summoned witches who cleaned up instantly.
00:43Frankenstein's monster, terrified of flying, mailed himself in a crate.
00:46An invisible man lingered unseen.
00:49A sandstorm erupted at the entrance.
00:51A mummy had arrived, trailing desert winds.
00:53He immediately flirted with a female gargoyle.
00:55Dracula, as usual, lectured the crowd about humans.
00:58They're growing fatter to overpower us.
01:00Their skimpy clothes to strangle us faster.
01:03The monsters gasped.
01:05Satisfied, Dracula slipped away to his daughter's room.
01:08She pleaded, it's my birthday.
01:09Let me do what I want.
01:10She begged to explore the outside world.
01:13Melted by her pout, Dracula relented.
01:15The girl transformed into a bat and soared through the window.
01:18The moment she left, Dracula secretly followed.
01:20He guided her to a human village, a staged ghost town he'd prepared.
01:24Spotting mannequins in a shop window, she fluttered closer.
01:27Two humans holding torches glared menacingly.
01:30Suddenly, the town lights died.
01:32A farmer with a pitchfork emerged.
01:34Another mob brandished garlic, a vampire's weakness.
01:37The naive girl panicked, fleeing back to the castle.
01:40Dracula, waiting smugly, comforted her as she vowed never to leave again.
01:44But trouble struck when a real human crashed the party.
01:47Dracula tried to eject him, only to be blocked by guests.
01:51Grudgingly, he disguised the intruder as a monster.
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