00:00Hello and welcome to Mr. Kapil Sharma Shook.
00:20Hello and welcome to Mr. Kapil Sharma Shook.
00:22You can see how I called confidence.
00:28Yes.
00:29Confidence was weak.
00:32I'm gonna eat the only one.
00:34I give it.
00:35Don't let the ball go.
00:38You have the ball out of me.
00:40I'm telling you.
00:41I'm telling you.
00:42I'm telling you.
00:44It's time to get our poster released.
00:46What's going on in the ball?
00:47Tell you.
00:48Tell me.
00:49Tell me.
00:50I'm telling you.
00:52I'm putting the poster on my face.
01:02Why did you put my photo in the inside?
01:04Why did you put it out?
01:06In the first poster, someone would want to see them.
01:08Who would want to see them?
01:12They're talking like they're in their hands.
01:14Look at that.
01:17So, man, we're going to try our poster.
01:19Absolutely.
01:20After that, Kapil Sharma will take our interview.
01:23Absolutely.
01:24After that, we need to practice.
01:27Absolutely.
01:28It's not that the time of interview is nervous.
01:30Yes, yes.
01:31Kapil Sharma.
01:34So, I do a job.
01:36I come here.
01:37So, I want to tell my greatness.
01:39I want to tell you.
01:43Practice.
01:45So, I want to tell Dr. Mushur Gulati Ji.
01:51It's gone.
01:52It's gone.
01:54I'm just sitting.
01:55Did you sit in any other interview here?
01:57And do you sit down in the destruiner?
01:58I'm sitting in a belt with a doctor.
02:03How do you sit?
02:04How does the doctor sit down?
02:05Has there shown a good qualification?
02:07This is...
02:08Does he sit down in a celebrity?
02:11Okay.
02:12Interview.
02:13So, Doctor, you are a very famous doctor.
02:16Your name is also famous.
02:18There are such a big hospital.
02:20Do you ever think that you will ever get a chance to interview me with you?
02:26No, I don't.
02:28No, I don't.
02:29I thought that I would interview me with Kapil Sharma.
02:31You have to call my boss.
02:37Doctor, I'm on you, right?
02:38Oh, look.
02:39Chaa.
02:40Oh, look.
02:42Okay, this is coming from here.
02:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:49Everyone is showing me, Mom.
02:51Open it.
02:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:56Oh, Doctor, sir.
02:58Yes, interview, interview.
03:01Chokh, if you talk about me,
03:03I want to put tea on you.
03:05Then do it.
03:06If you take another shop,
03:07it's not good for me.
03:08I'm not going to.
03:10I'm not going to.
03:14I'll ask you.
03:15Doctor, sir.
03:16You're going to interview me with one way.
03:18You're celebrating.
03:19Okay?
03:20Sorry.
03:22Celebrity can also try this job.
03:25You don't have to give an interview.
03:27You work.
03:28You're my interview.
03:29I'm going to give you a blood test.
03:30And I'll take an interview.
03:31Oh
03:35Please don't stop but I would swap me to be with me
03:54Yeah, Mary, thank you
04:01What did you ask?
04:02Look, I asked a question, but it's a good question.
04:07You go and sit down to the temple.
04:09Hey, the tree is sitting there.
04:10Where are you sitting there?
04:15What happened?
04:16Hey, talk to you in front of me.
04:19Oh, you are. What's your situation?
04:22What's your situation?
04:23How do you feel about sitting in the morning?
04:24I'm telling you. They're sitting in the toilet.
04:26They're sitting in the morning.
04:28Tell them.
04:32There is a reason behind it.
04:34What?
04:37I'm...
04:39My name is...
04:40Don't put it down here. The pen is broken.
04:43Why do you have to see where it is broken?
04:50Reason behind it.
04:52Why are you sitting here?
04:53I'm telling you.
04:54Why are you here?
04:55Why are you here?
04:56You're late for two minutes.
04:57You'll sit here and sit here and sit here.
04:59Why are you doing this?
05:01Who is doing this?
05:02I'm not asking.
05:03Actually...
05:04I'm doing this.
05:05Actually...
05:06I'm like...
05:07I'm like...
05:12I'm like...
05:13You're like...
05:14You're like...
05:15You're like...
05:16Oh, you're like...
05:19Okay...
05:20What did you do?
05:24What did you do?
05:25You're like...
05:26You're like...
05:27You're like...
05:28I'm like...
05:30I was like...
05:31It's a spring...
05:32I...
05:33I've changed a spring.
05:34I'm checking...
05:35but...
05:36What's this?
05:37A poster poster...
05:38A poster poster?
05:39If you have made a poster, I said,
05:41I'll leave a poster, leave it.
05:45But these are very small.
05:46There's no poster.
05:47These are different.
05:48I'll call them different.
05:50Lord, you don't need to be scared.
05:52We'll call them sometimes, right?
05:53What's that?
05:54We'll call them.
05:55Come on, come on.
05:56Come on.
05:57Come on.
05:58I'll call them.
05:59Come on.
06:04Loins of Bollywood.
06:05Bobby Doyle, Sunny Doyle.
06:06I'll call them again.
06:09No!
06:11Chinese?
06:16Means'
06:30Boys, what's going on here?
06:31Do we have to fight then?
06:32I can't say anything.
06:35It doesn't matter, no, my joke.
06:37There is no difference in the market.
06:40The doctor will do the look after.
06:43The doctor will call him.
06:44I am a man who is right.
06:46We are talking about sitting.
06:47I am standing here.
06:48I am sitting here.
06:49I will forgive.
06:50I am sorry.
06:51Sorry.
06:52Sorry.
06:53Sorry.
06:54Sorry.
06:55Sorry.
06:56Sorry.
06:57Sorry.
06:58Sorry.
06:59Sorry.
07:00Sorry.
07:01Sorry.
07:02Sorry.
07:03Sorry.
07:04Sorry.
07:05Sorry.
07:06Sorry.
07:07Sorry.
07:08Sorry.
07:09Sorry.
07:10Come on.
07:11Come on.
07:12Come on.
07:13Come on.
07:14Come on.
07:15Come on.
07:16You can film.
07:17Our poster can't come.
07:18Oh.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh.
07:21Where did something come from?
07:23Where did something come from?
07:24No.
07:25You can't say that.
07:26Yes.
07:27What is this?
07:28Who is showing it?
07:30He said something.
07:31He doesn't come.
07:32He says something.
07:33He says something.
07:34He says something.
07:35He says something.
07:36He says something.
07:37What is this?
07:38That is your body?
07:40Is this your body?
07:41Is this Sidhu sir?
07:42Oh.
07:43Oh.
07:44What is this?
07:45What is this?
07:46Is this my body?
07:47Is this my body?
07:48Is this Dr. Machiur Gulati?
07:49And who is this?
07:50Who is this?
07:51A very famous man.
07:52This is whatever it is.
07:54This is not my underwear.
07:55I don't have pity.
07:57This is not a pity.
07:58Tell me.
08:00Tell me.
08:01You have made a poster.
08:02Who will you see?
08:03Who will you see?
08:04Look.
08:05I have a strategy.
08:06Is this a poster released?
08:07Yes.
08:08We will make a film for promotion.
08:10If people are watching the film,
08:11the poster will be a hit.
08:14Who will you spend money on the film?
08:16Crowdfunding?
08:19It doesn't have crowdfunding.
08:20It doesn't have a crowdfunding.
08:23Take it away.
08:24Obviously.
08:25I'm going to go with love.
08:26I'm going to go.
08:27I'm going to go.
08:28I'm going to go.
08:29Pleasure to have you.
08:35That's my flexibility.
08:36Oh, very good.
08:37Very good.
08:38Again?
08:39No, no, no.
08:40If you do, I go out of the croissant.
08:42Yeah, yeah.
08:48Let's start the first question.
08:50Let's start playing for the first question.
08:52What do you mean?
08:59The question is on the black money.
09:01How much black money makes it black?
09:11You have an option on the computer screen.
09:14Option A, light black.
09:17Option B, dark black.
09:19Oh
09:49Oh
09:51Oh
10:01Oh
10:03Oh
10:05Oh
10:07Oh
10:09Oh
10:11Oh
10:13Oh
10:19Oh
10:21Black
10:23Money
10:25Black
10:27Black
10:29Right
10:31One minute
10:33We are experts here
10:35We think
10:37The more
10:39The more
10:41Black
10:43It is all on sunlight
10:45It is all on sunlight
10:47We think
10:49Do it
10:51How now
10:53Save
10:55Don't
10:57Save
10:57And
10:59Save
11:01And
11:02Save
11:06Even
11:09This
11:10Can
11:11Do
11:13As
11:14They also do the same thing for the country.
11:19You're so good.
11:21What did you say?
11:22You're so good.
11:23You're so good.
11:33Why are you staying in the vibration mode?
11:38You've won 10 rupees.
11:40Take this.
11:41One second.
11:42Take this.
11:43You've got to transfer your card to your account.
11:50You're winning the game.
11:51You're not winning the gas cylinder.
11:53You're giving the subsidy.
11:55You're pulling the history link.
11:59Don't do the history link.
12:01We can open the pull.
12:07The next question is for 100 rupees.
12:09What is 100 rupees?
12:11What would be 100 rupees?
12:12100 will be full.
12:13It's half a hundred.
12:14How would it be?
12:15Half a hundred.
12:17Half a hundred.
12:18Half a hundred.
12:19Half a hundred.
12:20Half a hundred.
12:21It's 50.
12:22It's perfect.
12:23The answer must have lost it.
12:24When 16 kilos is Podcasting,
12:30No chick is up pitch,
12:32You have to get up there.
12:34$,$,$,$.
12:39Option B.
12:41The man sits on the floor.
12:44Option C.
12:46The man is not up because he is late.
12:50Option D.
12:52The man is dead and is not going to go down.
12:54This is the wrong question.
12:57When he is a half a kilo, tell me where he is.
13:01What he is learning?
13:03LLB or CA?
13:05Law?
13:06What he is learning?
13:09Tell me this.
13:11Or...
13:12The hand that he has written,
13:14he wants to make a pair.
13:16What is that?
13:18Why do you learn?
13:20Your Baji Rao's name.
13:22Okay.
13:24We are angry.
13:25Okay, we are angry.
13:27We are angry.
13:29We are angry.
13:30We are angry.
13:32I am angry.
13:34I am angry.
13:36I am angry.
13:39I am angry.
13:41I am a busy man.
13:42I am a busy man.
13:43I have a lot of work.
13:44I have a lot of work.
13:45The marriage is also done.
13:46Why did you think about me at home?
13:48The other one...
13:49the other one...
13:51The other one...
13:55the other one...
13:56Oh...
13:57Oh...
13:58Oh, oh...
13:59Oh...
14:00Stop it.
14:01Don't stop it.
14:04Give us any questions.
14:06If you want, you can take a phone with a friend.
14:10You want to talk with someone.
14:12You can talk with Dharam Ji.
14:14So, this is Dharam Ji's phone.
14:16Dharam Ji. Dharam Ji.
14:18Yes, take a phone.
14:20Take the phone first.
14:22It will go back.
14:24So, the speaker is on the phone.
14:26Tell Dharam Ji.
14:28What's your name, Bhashanti?
14:30This is a very bad question.
14:32If you put a phone, you'll be able to get it.
14:34I'll put it again.
14:36Dharam Ji. Dharam Ji.
14:38I'm talking about what I'm talking about.
14:40What I'm talking about, what I'm not talking about,
14:42I'm definitely talking about.
14:44That's it.
14:46I'll give him 50 talents in five minutes.
14:50It's a shame.
14:56Dharam Ji is a child, a child.
14:58What is it?
14:59I'll give him a drink.
15:00Shut up!
15:04I'll give him a drink.
15:06I'll give him a drink.
15:10The next question is for 1,000.
15:16The next question is for 1,000.
15:18The next question is for 2,000.
15:20This was on your computer screen.
15:22The first film you gave up.
15:24The second one, you gave up.
15:26What was the problem?
15:28What was the problem?
15:29Your option is for 1,000.
15:30The first one was a spelling mistake.
15:34Option B.
15:35It wasn't fun at once.
15:38Option C.
15:39The first one was less rain.
15:42Or option D.
15:43The first one was good.
15:45It was nice.
15:46The second one was a spelling mistake.
15:48What did you say?
15:49The first one was a spelling mistake.
15:51The first one was a spelling mistake.
15:53The first one was a spelling mistake.
15:55It was so big.
15:56I believe that that was the best line I'd ever seen.
16:00You know,
16:01I was in the zoo.
16:02I was in the penjara.
16:04I was in the zoo.
16:05I was in the zoo.
16:06I was in the zoo.
16:12Tell Bobby-ji.
16:13What's your answer?
16:15The first one was a spelling mistake.
16:16That was a great answer.
16:18You had to win for 2,000.
16:19Buy this card.
16:20I can swipe this.
16:21I swipe it.
16:24You swipe it.
16:29What else?
16:30Ha ha ha ha!
16:33We have swiped the card.
16:36The money will come to your lunch.
16:38They are very lunch.
16:44Next question is for one hundred and a hundred dollars.
16:47You can see this on your computer screen.
16:51One song of the Dharmaji.
16:53He came to me to swim.
16:55Why did he swim to swim?
16:57What options were these?
16:59He came to me from the restaurant.
17:04Option B.
17:05He was in his pants.
17:08Option C.
17:09He was a fan of Shashi Kapoor.
17:12Or option D.
17:13He came to me straight,
17:15but he was drinking.
17:16He had to sit down.
17:23Now, a share came to me.
17:26Come on up.
17:27Right you.
17:28Come on.
17:29Very she would.
17:30Ok.
17:32Come on up.
17:37Come on, driver.
17:38Oh
17:44Is sallal ka javaab hem jana chaayenge Bobiji's a bataiya sawan jom ke kyun aya tha
17:56Sawan to sitha a
17:58Just a bit
18:00Degra to uski peewee
18:03No, no, sawaab java saehi hai
18:05If you have a doubt that the answer is wrong, then you can poll the audience.
18:10We can poll the audience, yes.
18:12Poll, man!
18:21The audience has already come, now do what you want to do.
18:23So, Bobby Ji, you've come.
18:25If we do a little dance, the answer will come in the mouth.
18:28It happens in our game.
18:35You can use this poll, they are very strong.
18:38One time, the answer will be very strong.
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