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🦸♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸♂️
Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
💥 Like, Subscribe, and hit the bell for more retro cartoon classics and superhero parodies!
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01:01Keg, make sure you get under the couch, too.
01:03You know how your cheese puffs always fall under there.
01:05Not a problem, friend.
01:07Ah, savory cheese puffs made inedible by time and fate.
01:11Yeah, spring cleaning, Arthur.
01:13Just one small battle in the never-ending war against dirt and dishevelment.
01:18Plus, it's good, clean fun.
01:21Oh, sensitive.
01:31Hmm, maybe I have a safer chore, a mission for you, Tick.
01:34Yes, I'm doing laundry.
01:44Oh, laundry.
01:51Ah, there.
01:54That should do it.
01:57I love a nice, spotless apartment.
02:03Huh?
02:04Oh, yeah.
02:05Giant creeping beast!
02:21Step no further, my giant arachnid brother, or I...
02:24I won't hesitate to forsake species for combat.
02:36Enough.
02:44Leave him be.
02:46Allow us an introduction.
02:48We are all mole people, and I am the king.
02:50We come from the center of the earth.
02:52These fine moles are my servants.
02:54Well, I am the Tick, and I'm here to stop you from turning us all into your mole slaves.
03:00Um, are you here to take over the surface world?
03:03What?
03:04Well, no, strange Tick.
03:05We are here for a vacation.
03:09Arthur, look what I found in the basement.
03:13Mole men.
03:14M-m-mole men.
03:17They're on vacation from the center of the earth,
03:20dug right up into the laundry room.
03:22That one's the king of the mole people.
03:24And that's Bob, the minister of mole defense.
03:26That's Todd, the minister of the exterior.
03:28And over there is Larry.
03:30He's, uh...
03:30I'm the treasurer.
03:33Mole guys, meet my sidekick, Arthur.
03:36Hi, Arthur.
03:38These mole men, they've come a long way, Arthur, just to see our world.
03:42And, well, as superheroes, we're sort of ambassadors of our city.
03:46And, well, the mole guys, they're like guests in our city.
03:49What are you saying, Tick?
03:51Well, what I'm saying is that it's like our job to...
03:54Arthur and I would like you mole guys to stay here with us while you're in town.
03:58What?
04:00Well, we were going to stay in a hotel, whatever that is,
04:02and we wouldn't want to inconvenience you.
04:04But if you insist, we'd be glad to stay.
04:07Wow, there hasn't been a mole expedition to the surface world in over 50 years.
04:12And in five minutes, we've made two new friends.
04:1650 years?
04:17Well, then, it's also our civic duty to act as your guides in this big, crazy, wonderful,
04:21above-ground metropolis we call home.
04:24Right, Arthur?
04:24No, Tick, I really don't know.
04:26Now, after the Museum of Skin Disorders, we'll head down to Slippy Village for the water rides,
04:30then on to the second-largest parking lot in the state.
04:32You'll see, guys, we're going to have so much fun!
04:40Ah! The light! Our eyes!
04:42The light is too much for our huge, underdeveloped, subterranean eyes!
04:49Why didn't you warn us about your enormous, blazing surface roof?
04:54Tick, I knew this was a bad idea.
04:56We don't know anything about these mole people.
04:59Well, we know they've never seen the sky,
05:01but I've got an idea.
05:02And it just might be crazy enough to work.
05:09You see, with these magic glasses, you can walk around outside all day.
05:13You can stare right at the sky if you want.
05:18Oh, they're not bad.
05:20I, we, really appreciate this, Tick.
05:23But maybe we just don't belong here at all.
05:25You could just go outside seeing at night.
05:27Good thinking, chum!
05:28Night is when the fiery star we call the sun goes down.
05:33And it gets really dark outside.
05:35Well, that sounds just great.
05:37When did you say this night happens?
05:39Tick!
05:40In just a few short hours, Mole King.
05:42In the meantime, you can stay busy with some quality television.
05:46Tick, I need to talk to you.
05:49Though his entire life is spent in and around the water, the sea otter never gets wet.
05:55What's the lowdown, sidekick?
05:56Tick, I still don't think this is a good idea.
05:59They seem nice enough, but, Tick, we don't know anything about them.
06:02What they eat, their habits.
06:04I mean, where are they going to sleep?
06:05This is a small apartment, you know.
06:07And they're small guys.
06:09I've been drinking Honesty Cola almost as long as I've had my mole.
06:13Mole?
06:14In fact, drinking Honesty Cola is what's made me an internationally famous, beautiful supermodel.
06:21Yuck.
06:22Honest.
06:23Supermodel? Beautiful?
06:25What is that scrawny, squiddy-eyed, two-tanned surface girl who are squat mole women?
06:30But that was Mindy Malford.
06:32She's gorgeous.
06:34Yeah, maybe for up here, but she doesn't even touch this kind of beauty down in the mole kingdom.
06:39I think she's beautiful.
06:41I think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
06:45In fact, I tell you right now that I'm going to make it my mission here in the surface world to meet her.
06:51I will not leave here until Mindy Malford is my mole queen!
07:04So isn't this Jessie?
07:20so isn't this jazzy it's a little expensive hey the mole kingdoms riches
07:35know no end let us pick up the jack we live amongst the earth's resources we
07:41pluck its treasures from our very walls ooh dig may I help you our special tonight is
07:54escargot oh that sounds enchanting what is it well that's cooked snails prepared have
08:06no shame the snails of the earth our subterranean brethren they hurt no one do you know what they
08:12do for your gardens have you ever listened to their poetry their their oh of course right this
08:21way Miss Mulford your table is waiting for you I must meet her don't think tonight's the night
08:34your highness oh I'm so sorry sir you should have gotten a menu when you are seated here you go
08:44I can't believe my remarkable luck the first place we went and there she is if this keeps up I may be
08:55able to marry her tonight I don't know how to tell you this mr. mole king but uh supermodels don't
09:01usually date guys who live in the dirt but I'm a king you surface dwellers all you can think about
09:06is the surface none of these things are important not compared to the magnetic powers of pure love
09:12well love is a noble cause but after all we she's going to the bathroom now's my chance wait where's
09:20he going yeah I didn't finish my love speech he caught up to her well well what are they doing now
09:26there it looks like they're talking and when I saw you here I just had to come over and will you be my
09:33mole queen I don't believe it she seems to like him join me in my soily realm Mindy hey what do you
09:42think you're doing there mister get your hands off of her you just back off no pictures come on Mindy
09:47I'll get you out of here Mindy wait be my mole queen are you ready to order now sir the king has
09:56left the building we'd better get after him he's a stranger to our city streets and I think the king
10:02headed down that way Bob you come with me to look for him Arthur take the others back to our place
10:07sorry citizen say could you tell us if you've seen a little guy running through here after a
10:21supermodel he looks just like this guy only with a little crown it's a lava man you know this guy no
10:33but the bold people of the lava man fight constantly underground it takes about 10 of us to beat one of
10:39them what am I supposed to do anything
11:03now to show that pressure cooker what for my tech wait we gotta find my cake he could be in danger
11:19yes you're right besides sewer urchin is probably on patrol
11:23huh huh oh oh yeah oh yeah very glad he's gone
11:35tech what happened where's the mole king well we couldn't find him and we ran into some trouble
11:43what kind of trouble guys it was horrible we
11:46hello everybody
11:57where were you are you okay what happened to your face your highness well boys I'm officially in love
12:08I followed Mindy to her apartment building and that guy she was with had her bodyguards beat me up
12:14and send me home isn't that great these bruises they're a badge of honor proving my commitment
12:19to our love let the royal courtship begin I hate to burst your surface girl bubble but as minister of
12:25defense I must there is a lava man loose here in the surface world a lava man here what's a lava man
12:32the lava bed are our ancient enemies they are a fiery tempered evil bunch made of living breathing
12:38magma the mole people have been at war with them for centuries then it's our duty to protect our guest
12:44from below Arthur besides I owe that lava guy one well it's almost done let's all get some sleep at
12:51at least we know we're safe here with the tick
13:05oh Mindy Larry Larry wake up it's important yeah I'm up I'm up what is it Larry I need your help I wish to perform the ancient traditional mole man courtship ritual for Mindy
13:19Mindy okay tick we've got to ask the mole people to leave what why did you see what they did to my living room we can't afford this I don't even want to talk about what they did in here but we're the ambassadors of the surface world we can't be rude rude or not tick they can't stay I'm only renting this apartment they've torn up the floors and the walls I'm not even allowed to paint in here
13:44Mindy Mindy know now the bottomless pit that is my love for thee solid Mindy Mindy join me in my subterranean palace cozy why live up here in the crust when you can be with me in the soily filling of the sweet earth pie better than it sounds
14:13mindy mindy mindy i'm a diplomat why are you mindy mindy help me marry me
14:32It's not so bad.
14:41We got these free dinners.
14:42Love is my food.
14:44And I am starving.
14:46Cheer up, Underlord.
14:47Take Arthur and the boys around the way.
14:49They'll get us out of here.
14:52I can't believe we have to bail out the mole men.
14:57Sorry if I'm crushing you a little bit there, Tut.
15:00Oh, not to worry.
15:01We mole men have collapsible skeletons.
15:05You got a couple of visitors.
15:07I guess my bodyguards didn't teach you your lesson,
15:10but you're going to learn.
15:11You don't ever try to dig your way into someone else's property,
15:14especially not mine.
15:16Come on, Mindy.
15:17This guy's not going to bother you anymore.
15:20Wait, Paul.
15:21You go ahead.
15:23I want a minute with this guy.
15:24Why are you doing this to me, Mindy?
15:27I'm not.
15:28It's Paul, my publicist.
15:29He hates it.
15:30He's just trying to protect me.
15:33Please say you'll be my mole queen.
15:37I don't even know you.
15:39You're just some strange guy who's been following me and...
15:43Join me on the ground, Mindy.
15:44You can't deny the magic between us.
15:46It's meant to be.
15:47Well, I have to admit, I do have a strange feeling around you.
15:52I can't explain it.
15:54Oh, mole king, I...
15:56Yes?
15:57Yes?
15:58Mindy!
15:59Come on.
16:00The limo's waiting outside.
16:02I have to go.
16:06Mindy!
16:07Come back!
16:08She was so close.
16:12Oh, Larry, did you see?
16:13Did you see the look in her eye?
16:15She felt something, and now she's gone, and we're stuck here.
16:20Larry, she's coming back.
16:23She really does care.
16:24She's...
16:25You know, I think somebody could get out through these bars.
16:40Lauren, look!
16:42Hey, you're the guy who made my head hot.
16:45Well, you're not going to make my friend's heads hot, mister.
16:48Not here in the house of law, you nut.
16:51Tex, be careful.
16:53He's a lot more dangerous than he looks.
16:55Nonsense, mole man Bob.
16:59I haven't even broken a sweat.
17:06Fudge.
17:07Would anybody like some fudge?
17:10Bob, get the gauntlets.
17:12Code blue.
17:13All right.
17:18Mole king.
17:20Here you are, boss.
17:25Okay, everybody ready?
17:27Ready.
17:28Wait, I want a pair, too.
17:30Okay.
17:33Let's do it!
17:34They're making a wind tunnel, and it's working.
17:54He's starting to cool off.
17:56Tick, it's your turn now.
17:58Help us finish him off.
17:59Yes!
18:06Take this, volcano spawn!
18:13Okay.
18:14How's that for a cold shower?
18:16That'll do it.
18:18He won't be bothering anyone on the surface or down below any more.
18:21You, you know our ways?
18:24How is this?
18:25Yes, I wanted to tell you before, but...
18:27Okay, Romeo.
18:28Let's go.
18:29Hot lava or nut, you're a wanted criminal.
18:31No!
18:32Wait!
18:33You can't arrest him.
18:34I'm dropping the charges, and...
18:35I love him.
18:37Well, publicist man, it looks like you'll have to find yourself another supermodel to exploit.
18:41You're fired.
18:45Big slip, Polly.
18:47I don't like you.
18:54You see, my mother was a mole woman, and my father was a spelunker from up here, my king.
19:00So are you really gonna give up your high-class life to live underground?
19:03You know, the life of a supermodel just wasn't for me.
19:07I'm too down to earth.
19:08I want to get back to my roots.
19:10Well, good luck, young lovers.
19:12Goodbye, guys.
19:13Thanks for everything.
19:15None of this would have been possible without you two.
19:18Goodbye!
19:27You know, Arthur, thanks to all of this, I've learned that you really can't judge a book by its cover.
19:32Except for the Lava Man book, of course, because he looked mean and ugly on the outside, and he really was mean on the inside, too.
19:40And that's what's important.
19:41The inside of a person, Arthur.
19:43Now, take those mole men, for instance.
19:45No, Tick.
19:47What's really important right now is us getting inside and getting some sleep.
19:52Sleep indeed, Arthur.
20:02Who's really important right now, Arthur, and Arthur.
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