Since EA Games Is Cancelling Another Titanfall Game

If The Video Game Industry Were Honest. #shorts #eagames #titanfall #eagaming #gaming #videogames #parody #comedy #youtubeshorts

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00:00So here, try this one. It's, uh, zombie munching bloody things. I'm told it's exactly fine.

00:07You can get it on your PlayStation, your Xbox, or hey, why not try it on Horton's brand electric brick?

00:14I'd show you some footage of people playing the game, but I can't because the game's not ready yet.

00:19It won't be ready when you pre-order it either, and heck, or hell if you prefer.

00:24It won't even be ready when you play it.

00:26You see, we learned a long time ago that we can make lots of new games,

00:31or we can just keep charging you to download more of the same game,

00:35assuming we call it bonus material or the DLC, and we chose the latter option.

00:40The option that requires less work on our part.

00:44The only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales.

00:49We've got a team of dedicated researchers and scientists working round the clock

00:55to come up with new and exciting ways to take your money.