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Frasier Season 2 Episode 8 Adventures In Par Adise Pt 1
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00:01Hi, we're back. Roz tells me we have Chester on the line.
00:05Hello, Chester. How can I help you?
00:08I don't know. I've had a lot of fights with my wife lately.
00:12She feels I'm just wasting my life, standing still.
00:16Spinning your wheels.
00:18Huh? How far?
00:25Chester, I'm afraid this problem might be just a little too complex for the few seconds we have remaining.
00:29Why don't you try to call us back tomorrow? I'll make sure that you get on first thing.
00:34Gee, it's awful tough to get through.
00:36Well, I'll tell you what. Hang tight, and when I get off the air, I'll pick up and try to help you then.
00:42Take your time.
00:47Okay, everybody, I've got a scoot. Bulldog's up next after the news with the Gonzo Sports Show.
00:52Today's topic, what's wrong with our Seattle Mariners?
00:57If you haven't had a chance to voice your opinion on that in the last 18 years, you'll want to today.
01:04So long, though.
01:10Well, Roz, that was a pretty good show.
01:12Mm-hmm.
01:14Oh, what are you reading so intently?
01:16Oh, it's a Seattle Magazine. It's their up-and-comers issue. The hottest hundred men and women in town.
01:22Oh, let me see.
01:23Don't you want to finish up with Chester?
01:25Oh, you heard him. He can wait.
01:27If you're looking for yourself, you're not in there.
01:32Okay.
01:33Oh.
01:36And your brother Niles isn't in there either.
01:38Cool.
01:39Oh, my.
01:40Who is this fresh angel?
01:46Madeline Marshall, number 47.
01:49Ooh, manufactures her own line of sportswear.
01:52God, she's a stunning woman.
01:55Single.
01:56Patron of the arts.
01:58MBA at Stanford.
02:00Well, if you have to go to school on the West Coast.
02:07Oh, oh, oh.
02:08And what she looks for most in a man.
02:11Someone who knows how to...
02:15Listen.
02:18Roz, I'm in love.
02:21Well, why don't you call her at Mass Crow?
02:23Oh, yeah, right.
02:25Well, no, I'm serious, Frazier.
02:27Oh.
02:28What have you got to lose?
02:29I could just call her out of the blue.
02:30She doesn't even know who I am.
02:32You're on the radio.
02:33A lot of people know who you are.
02:34Yes, well, then why am I not in this magazine?
02:36Because those are important people.
02:38Oh.
02:39Look.
02:40I'm gonna call her office.
02:41Oh, no, no, no.
02:42Hey, Doc.
02:45Hello, Doc.
02:46Just got back from the gym.
02:47Did an hour on the Stairmaster.
02:49What do you think?
02:50Like a couple of little cherry tomatoes, huh?
02:56Thank you, Bulldog.
02:57You've just put me off salads for a month.
03:01Gah!
03:02What have we got here?
03:03Hello.
03:04Is Madeline Marshall there?
03:05Dr. Frazier Crane.
03:07Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
03:08This Madeline Marshall?
03:10You know her?
03:11Well, no, no.
03:12I found her attractive and Roz insisted on calling her.
03:15Wow.
03:16Small wonder.
03:17Smart, sophisticated.
03:19And I like a woman who doesn't wear underwear.
03:23She's wearing a business suit.
03:25It was a general comment.
03:28Hi, Mrs. Marshall.
03:30Could you please hold for Dr. Crane?
03:32Oh, oh.
03:37All right.
03:39Once more, onto the breach.
03:41Hello, this is Dr. Frazier Crane.
03:48I know that we've never met, but, you know, from everything I know about you, you just seem like the most fascinating person.
03:55I was just wondering if, well, why didn't I just come right out and say it?
03:59Oh, would you be so good as to have dinner with me tonight?
04:04Well, well, that's very gracious of you to accept, Chester, but I didn't mean you.
04:09Well, she could have told me she was on line two.
04:14Who could have asked?
04:15Oh.
04:21Mr. Crane, is the proper term serial killer or serial murderer?
04:27Serial killer, why?
04:28Oh, just letting me old mum know what's going on in Seattle.
04:32She worries when she doesn't hear from me.
04:34Hey, Niles, how about a nice savanna to go with that wine?
04:41Aren't Cuban cigars illegal?
04:44Yeah, I got a friend in customs over at Sea Tech.
04:47He confiscated him from some high school teacher who claimed he was bringing him into the country for a civics lesson.
04:53I mean, what are people gonna learn? Rules are only rules when they apply to everyone.
05:02Oh, I love to see a man with a cigar.
05:05It reminds me of my grandfather.
05:08Morning to night, he used to sit with a great big stogie dangling from his lips.
05:14The hours we kids used to spend sitting on his lap, playing with the yellow whiskers beneath his nose.
05:22Then he'd take out his teeth with the cigar still in them and chase us around the room.
05:29And we'd all laugh and laugh.
05:34Then suddenly Grandpa's mood would change and we'd all have to run for our lives.
05:42You can't buy memories like that.
05:45Damn it!
05:49Eddie, I know you took the socks to go with this suit.
05:52Now where are they?
05:59Brown socks with a blue suit? I think not.
06:02Try again.
06:11And where are you off to?
06:12Dr. Crane has a blind date tonight.
06:15Really? With whom?
06:17Madeline Marshall.
06:18She has her own sportswear concern.
06:21According to Seattle Magazine, she is the 47th hottest person in Seattle.
06:27That article is a sham.
06:28Not in it.
06:29Can you believe it?
06:33Yes, well, I'm off.
06:35You know, I have a good feeling about tonight.
06:38I have a song in my heart, a little dance in my step, dog saliva around my ankles.
06:45I have a good feeling.
06:48This is wonderful.
06:49I've never even heard of this place.
06:50Oh, well, my goodness, you're in for a treat.
06:52Degas is the pinnacle of French country dining.
06:53It's just Etienne Degas, his wife and daughter, and they'll treat us as if we were family.
07:05Well, you know, I couldn't help being flattered when you told me that you knew my show.
07:08Can I count you among my devoted listeners?
07:10Well, actually, my secretary listens to it.
07:11Well, actually, my secretary listens to it.
07:12But I try to catch as much as I can when I cross back and forth through her office.
07:17Well, monsieur, dame, and welcome to Degas.
07:20Our special tonight is our fabulous crispy duck.
07:21Oh, yummy.
07:22And to start off, we'll have a bottle of the milk and drink.
07:23And I'll have a bottle of the wine and wine.
07:24See you, Degas?
07:25Well, come on, you can't, you can't see me.
07:26Well, you can't see me.
07:27That's it.
07:28You're welcome.
07:29Well, you can't see me.
07:30I can't see you.
07:31You can't see you, Degas.
07:32it, but I try to catch as much as I can when I cross back and forth through her office.
07:39Well, monsieur, dame, and welcome to Degas. Our special tonight is our fabulous Krispy
07:46Duck. Oh, yummy. And to start off, we'll have a bottle of the Chateauneuf-de-Pape 89.
07:54Ah, the only one in that decade to outdo the 88. That's the one to get. Ah, excellent choice.
08:02You know why? Well, I try to make it a point to acquaint myself with the finer things in life.
08:10Oh, well, then what would you like to know about me?
08:14Well, for starters, why is a man as charming as you still out there?
08:20Well, actually, I, uh, I'm recently divorced. Oh, thank goodness. For a second there,
08:28I thought you were one of those strange single men still living with his parents.
08:32Yeah, yeah, your heart really has to go out to those sad sex.
08:42I'm divorced also.
08:44Oh, well, we, we have so much in common.
08:47I caught him cheating with my sister.
08:50Fabulous!
08:52The same thing happened to me.
08:54Boy, my sister gets around.
08:56Well, it's good to see that you've still kept your sense of humor.
09:02Yeah, but it isn't easy to get over something like that, is it?
09:07No.
09:07Tell us what.
09:13Those nights when you ask yourself, you know, how could this have happened?
09:19Was I insensitive to her needs?
09:21Was I too devoted to my work?
09:23Was I simply not good enough in bed?
09:26You'll reach for anything.
09:27What are you telling me?
09:36You are pregnant?
09:37Get your voice down.
09:38I told you, Mama, I told you he would be like this.
09:41Who is the father?
09:43I want to know.
09:44Who is the father?
09:46I want to tell you.
09:48When I find this man, I will kill him.
09:51I'll snap his neck like a stale blanket.
09:54I'll snap his neck like a stale blanket.
09:57Mr. Dan, your wine?
10:00Yes, that's the one.
10:01Bon, bon, bon.
10:02I will just go and open it.
10:03Ah, this will be a night to remember.
10:06No.
10:06Oh, yes.
10:08Are you going to tell me?
10:10No.
10:11You know, there's a clam house up the road that has a late sinking.
10:15Oh, no.
10:15I think we're getting the most bang for our entertainment buck right here.
10:22Oh, no.
10:22Oh, you don't think I am sick of you?
10:28You and your cuttlefish abisque.
10:31I spit in your cuttlefish abisque.
10:36Voilà , messieurs dames.
10:38It's a delicacy from my little village in France.
10:43Cuttlefish abisque.
10:44What are the odds?
10:50I have cuttlefish for lunch.
10:53No, no, no, no.
10:54You don't have to.
10:55You can leave my house, yvette.
10:56No, no, no.
10:57No.
10:57Go, go to wherever he is.
10:59So long, monsieur.
11:05Are you not the one who gives advice on the radio?
11:08You listen to my show?
11:10No, but my sous-chef does.
11:12And I hear you as I walk back and forth through the kitchen.
11:17Monsieur, you must help me.
11:19Etienne!
11:19Listen, if everyone comes out here, how will you know when our duck is crispy?
11:25Etienne!
11:27This is the doctor from the radio, eh?
11:31Ah, oui, oui, oui, oui.
11:33Please, monsieur, you must talk to my husband.
11:35My daughter is with child, and he does not understand that these things happen.
11:41Don't talk to me.
11:43Talk to this tramp.
11:44Do you believe my daughter, madame?
11:47You should meet my sister.
11:50As if I wasn't pregnant when we got married, eh?
11:53Oh, I wish I had been killed in the war.
11:56Oh, he's hard to get killed when you run the other way.
11:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:01I don't know.
12:02I don't know.
12:05Well, we'll need to try to calm down.
12:12I'll see what I can do.
12:14Monsieur Degas, you're angry now.
12:18That is a temporary emotion.
12:21You're devastated because you think the bond between a father and a daughter has been broken.
12:28She is no longer your little girl.
12:32But that's not possible.
12:34That bond cannot be broken.
12:37Not even by that young man cowering there in the corner who is so obviously the father.
12:41Come out.
12:48Come out.
12:49It's all right.
12:51We need more water.
12:52You, you can't even get water in a glass.
13:01How did you do this?
13:07Monsieur Degas, please, hold your daughter in your arms.
13:14Tell her how you really feel.
13:16Yvette, Yvette, Yvette, Yvette, my little girl.
13:25Thank you, monsieur.
13:33Yes, sir.
13:35Oh, no.
13:37You are a god.
13:39Oh.
13:40And you, mademoiselle, are very lucky.
13:44I'm starting to realize that.
13:46Just another evening out, Dr. Frasier Craig.
13:53Hi, Ross.
14:06Hey, Frasier.
14:08Again, thank you.
14:10It's okay, Frasier.
14:12You've thanked me every day for the last two weeks.
14:15Yes, yes, but if it hadn't been for you, I never would have met.
14:19Oh, Madeline.
14:23You know, we went out again last night.
14:25It's just perfect between us.
14:28We talk.
14:29We can laugh at the same time.
14:30Just stop.
14:31Did it ever occur to you that since I'm in one of the worst dating droughts of my entire
14:35adult life, that to hear you prattling on like a giggling schoolgirl about your storybook
14:41romance might be the teensiest bit irritating?
14:46No, it hadn't.
14:47And you're right, Ross.
14:49I'm sorry.
14:50Sometimes I can be so insensitive.
14:52But, you know, Madeline's helping me with that.
14:54She is so good.
14:55She is so good in, like, every way.
14:57God!
14:58Sorry, I'm sorry.
14:59It's just I haven't felt this way since my divorce.
15:04Everything seems so right.
15:08You know, I haven't said this out loud, but here goes.
15:13It's possible that she could be the woman I spend the rest of my life with.
15:19Go.
15:20Go do that.
15:22Get married.
15:24Have a couple of kids.
15:26Move out to the country.
15:27Buy a puppy.
15:28Live happily ever after.
15:31Just don't tell me about it.
15:32I need a boyfriend.
15:33Dear Ross.
15:39Dear silly Ross.
15:40Dear silly, horny Ross.
15:46Oh, oh, look.
15:47It's, it's...
15:48That must be Madeline.
15:49Yes.
15:51Madeline.
15:52Hi.
15:52Hi, old Madeline.
15:53Look, there's Ross.
15:54Ross.
15:54Madeline.
15:55Madeline.
15:55Hi, Madeline.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:57What a surprise to see you.
15:58Well, I hope you don't mind me stopping by, but I have a meeting with a buyer across the street in ten minutes, and there's something I wanted to talk to you about.
16:06Oh, well, please, have a seat.
16:08Well, you know, when we first started going out, we both agreed we didn't want to rush into the physical part, that we'd save ourselves for the right moment.
16:23It's now?
16:30No, actually.
16:33I was wondering what you thought about us going away for the weekend.
16:38Just the two of us.
16:41Well, I'd miss my favorite shows, but sure.
16:47I was thinking two, three days.
16:53I was thinking more like a week.
17:04Okay, now for the really big question.
17:07When?
17:09Well, the minute we get there.
17:14No.
17:17Actually, I meant when do we go?
17:20Oh, oh, yes.
17:22Um, let's see.
17:24Now, let's see.
17:25I am good for the week of the 16th.
17:30The 16th.
17:31Oh, no, sweeps week.
17:34How about the 23rd?
17:36No, no, trade show.
17:38Uh, 30th?
17:39No.
17:40That puts us into the next month.
17:42Nope.
17:44Nope.
17:44Nope.
17:44The 20th?
17:45Well, look, this was a great idea, but we're both obviously too busy.
17:52We'll do it another time.
17:54Yes, I...
17:54I gotta run.
17:55Okay.
17:56Okay.
17:56Let's go tomorrow.
18:07You're on.
18:08I know the perfect place.
18:09Bora Bora.
18:10Abba, Abba.
18:12Okay.
18:13I'll make the arrangements.
18:14I'll meet you, dear.
18:15Okay.
18:16Okay.
18:17Bye.
18:17Bye.
18:18Oh, oh, Madeline.
18:19Bye.
18:20Bye.
18:20Bye.
18:20Bye.
18:22Bye.
18:22Bye.
18:22Bye.
18:23Bye.
18:23Bye.
18:23Bye.
18:23Bye.
18:23Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:27Hello.
18:27You don't know me, but I saw your picture in Seattle Magazine.
18:51Ah, they don't write songs like that anymore.
18:54This is really what men do, isn't it, Dad?
19:00Yeah.
19:01Listen, something's outdoors, but we'll just stick to this.
19:07You know, these last few nights have been very pleasant, Dad.
19:11You and me, sitting together, appreciating these fine cigars.
19:17Who would have thought a simple Cuban peasant somewhere in the Sierra Maestra
19:21would bring a father and son closer together?
19:24Yeah, must make that dime he gets for a whole day's work a lot more satisfying.
19:36I'm going to miss these little sweethearts.
19:43Oh, now there's a talent.
19:46I'll say.
19:46Just, how do you do that?
19:55Well, it's really very simple.
19:57Let me show you.
19:58It's all in the tongue.
19:59That's right.
20:00Just purse your lips and pucker up like a little goldfish.
20:03Hmm.
20:04Hmm.
20:05That's all.
20:06Just like that.
20:07Very good.
20:08You got it.
20:18Niles, what are you doing?
20:19I'm learning how to blow smoke.
20:26Where?
20:31Jonathan, I asked you to smoke those things out on the balcony.
20:34It's cold out there.
20:36Fine, all right.
20:37Maybe an errant ash will flick off and ignite your easy chair.
20:41Well, you're in a fine mood.
20:45What's the matter with you?
20:47Madeline and I are going to Bora Bora tomorrow.
20:49Why do bad things happen to good people?
20:55When did this come about?
20:56Well, just about an hour ago when Madeline came down to the station.
20:59We got caught up in a moment of passion.
21:02Before I know it, I'm going halfway around the world with a woman I hardly even know.
21:05It just doesn't like me.
21:09I guess I'm getting caught up in a romance.
21:11Well, I'm not sure about the psychological ramifications of this, but it seems like a good thing to me.
21:17Yes, well, Trudy, I'm trying to die, yes.
21:19But what if we hate each other and are being stuck together for a week?
21:22Oh, that won't happen.
21:24If anything, you'll come back even more in love than ever.
21:27Even worse.
21:29If it goes perfectly, then it means we'll start talking about a serious commitment and living together
21:35and then marriage and...
21:37You ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded.
21:40It is possible to move a relationship along too fast and ultimately marry too hastily.
21:46You could find a few years down the line that the person isn't really right for you.
21:50And then what happens if you meet the right person?
21:53Someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive,
21:56but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable, Maris.
22:02Marriage.
22:11Marriage.
22:14I have to go now.
22:22Hey, let me ask you one question, Frasier.
22:24Did you feel a spark when you met this woman?
22:27Like fireworks.
22:30Well, then go for it.
22:32You know, these things don't happen that often.
22:35It's like when I met your mother.
22:36It was at a crime scene.
22:38Hester was a psychiatrist.
22:40Saw every now and again the department would have a run-up of profile of a suspect.
22:46Remember the first time I met her.
22:49It was over the chalk outline of a murder victim.
22:51One look at her hair silhouetted against that flashing blue line of the coroner's wagon and I was a goner.
23:02She drew a little smile on the head of the outline and I drew a pair of eyes and before you knew it, we were laughing like a couple of kids.
23:11Dad, you're a ghoul.
23:12I was joking.
23:16We couldn't draw on the outline.
23:17They hadn't moved the body yet.
23:22Yes, well, you're a corpse-strewn romance notwithstanding.
23:26I still feel just a little bit skish about this whole thing.
23:30Well, Dr. Grin, if you'd like a feminine point of view, just shut your bloody cake hole and go.
23:37I mean, look what happened when you took a chance and called this woman.
23:42You've been whistling a happy tune ever since.
23:45Well, that is true.
23:46Yeah, so make another bold move.
23:49Do something to make yourself happy.
23:50Dad, go on.
23:52Yeah, you won't regret it.
23:55Oh, all right, I'll do it.
23:57Attaboy, that's great.
23:59That's terrific.
24:01Okay, but don't think I don't know that you're mostly excited just to get me out of the house for a week.
24:05It will be sweet, won't it?
24:28This is gorgeous.
24:30I'm so glad you suggested it.
24:33It's even more beautiful than I remember.
24:34You know what the natives say?
24:37They say that Bora Bora is the end of the world and the doorway to heaven.
24:43Yes.
24:45Could be the doorway to heaven for us.
24:47I'm certainly glad that you're the one that said that first.
24:55I didn't want this to seem like our trip was just about sex, but who are we kidding?
25:01Oh, I'm a little hot in these clothes, aren't you?
25:15I'm sweating like the pig that knows he's dinner.
25:20I'll be right back.
25:22Oh, I'll be right back.
25:23Oh, I'll be right back.
25:24Oh, I'll be right back.
25:25Oh, I'll be right back.
25:26Oh, I'll be right back.
25:27Oh, I'll be right back.
25:28Oh, I'll be right back.
25:29Oh, I'll be right back.
25:30Oh, I'll be right back.
25:31Oh, I'll be right back.
25:32Oh, I'll be right back.
25:33Oh, I'll be right back.
25:34Oh, I'll be right back.
25:35Oh, I'll be right back.
25:36Oh, I'll be right back.
25:37Oh, I'll be right back.
25:38Oh, I'll be right back.
25:39Oh, I'll be right back.
25:40Oh, I'll be right back.
25:41Oh, I'll be right back.
25:42Oh, I'll be right back.
25:43Oh, I'll be right back.
25:44Oh, my God.
26:05Frazier?
26:06Frazier?
26:10Oh, my God!
26:14Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
26:32Mercy.
26:34And maybe I seem a bit confused.
26:38Yeah, maybe, but I got you pegged.
26:40Ha, ha, ha, ha!
26:42But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
26:51They're calling again.
26:55Scrambled eggs all over my face.
26:58What is a boy to do?
27:02Good night, everybody!
27:04Good night, everybody!
27:04Good night, everybody!
27:04Good night, everybody!
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