00:00Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest tonight
00:02is a model and an actress.
00:04She can currently be seen in the film Lord of Illusions
00:06and starting in November, she'll be the villainous
00:10in the new James Bond movie, Golden Eye.
00:12Please welcome to our program, Famke Janssen.
00:30Ooh, a little Bond soundtrack, huh?
00:31Yeah, very nice.
00:33Am I saying that right?
00:33Is it Famke?
00:34I know, that's great.
00:35That's really good, actually.
00:36No, because everybody, it is though,
00:38because everybody mispronounces my name all the time.
00:40They make Framke or Famke or whatever out of it.
00:43Really? Well, Famke, that's your name, Famke.
00:45You're a very attractive woman.
00:46Very nice to have you here.
00:48And let me say, this is very exciting.
00:49James Bond, you're in a James Bond movie
00:51and you are the villain, right?
00:53Yeah, villainess.
00:54Villainess.
00:55Okay, it's the nineties.
00:56We can say villain.
00:56It's a neutral, it's a gender neutral term now.
00:59Sort of.
01:00All right.
01:01So you're the villain.
01:02Now, what does this mean?
01:03Does this mean that you have your own island or something
01:05and you control the earth's weather?
01:06I mean, what's going on exactly?
01:08No.
01:09What is your, do you have like steel teeth?
01:10Is there, is there something, you have a metal arm?
01:12I mean, what is your, what is your power?
01:14Help me with this.
01:15My thighs.
01:17I kill men between my thighs.
01:24Are you serious?
01:25Yeah.
01:25No, no, is that a joke or is that you're serious?
01:27No, no, I'm dead serious.
01:28It's a James Bond movie.
01:30What do you expect?
01:31Wait, the new villain,
01:32a woman who kills men with her thighs.
01:35Mm-hmm.
01:36Now, what do you, the thighs shoot something?
01:38What are we talking here?
01:39Do they, what do they do?
01:41How does it work?
01:42Or it's.
01:42They, I, you know, I just,
01:44I put my thighs around a man's rib cage and crush it.
01:49And that's, you know.
01:52Can you picture it?
01:54I'm sort of picturing that right now.
01:56It worried me because a lot of women in the audience
01:57were like, yeah.
02:00Kill them, kill them all.
02:02A lot of angry women here.
02:03Mm-hmm.
02:04Now, really, so you're crushing men and, and, and how-
02:06You're very curious about this, aren't you?
02:08What guy wouldn't be, really?
02:09Well, I guess, I guess.
02:11So, you know, you want to, you want me to do it for you?
02:13Yes!
02:14You know what, this is what we in the business call a no-brainer.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, how does it work?
02:30Yeah, I'd like to see that, yeah.
02:32One condition, under one condition, I'll do it.
02:34On, I want it on the desk.
02:36A demonstration on the desk.
02:39All right, okay.
02:41We were doing that after the show last night.
02:43Yeah, let's do it. All right.
02:44Well, um, it's very intimate.
02:46I don't know if you can handle that.
02:47That's okay, no one's watching.
02:48Okay, good, good.
02:50Here we go.
02:51All right.
02:52Ah!
02:53I guess I'll just watch.
02:54Yeah, is it okay?
02:54You can stay there and watch, that's right.
02:56Andy likes to watch.
02:57Now, you're gonna have to come on top of me.
02:59I get on top of you?
02:59Yeah, you do.
03:04Good, I should, good, I like that.
03:11Okay, where do I go?
03:13Um, well, as long as I can get my thighs around you.
03:16I was raised Catholic, I got a problem.
03:17Me too, me too, me too, it's okay.
03:20You were allowed.
03:22Well, I'm ready.
03:23All right.
03:26Sometimes it takes a while.
03:27Yeah, I, we have the time.
03:30It's taking a long time.
03:31I get nervous.
03:31I know.
03:32Okay, uh, so just, uh, where, uh, ha, ha.
03:36All right, now here, now where do I go?
03:38I go where, here?
03:38You just go here, and then.
03:39Okay, and go.
03:40Go.
03:41Ah!
03:42Oh, hi!
03:43Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:45Ah!
03:46Ah!
03:47Ah!
03:48So that's pretty hard, isn't it?
03:50I know.
03:51Ah!
03:52Ah!
03:53Ah!
04:02What'd you think?
04:03I need a cigarette.
04:05Anyone?
04:06I need a cigar.
04:07Ah, ha, ha.
04:08Brrrr.
04:09That's my job, you can't do that.
04:11Let's not talk anymore.
04:12Okay, it's fine with me.
04:13It's fine with me.
04:14It's fine with me.
04:15It's fine with me.
04:16It's fine with me.
04:17It's fine with me.
04:18It's fine with me.
04:19Let's just sort of just hang out.
04:21What do you say?
04:22Fine with me.
04:23How about you?
04:24Whatever.
04:25You just keep watching.
04:26How was that for you, Andy?
04:27Did you enjoy that?
04:28You know, I, I, it was really, it was what I like best.
04:31Whoa!
04:32Whoa!
04:33We should talk a little bit about this movie, actually.
04:35And then maybe we can...
04:36There's nothing more to say about it.
04:37Really?
04:38That's...
04:39Unless we're gonna start talking about Lord Evolutions,
04:40because I've just demonstrated what the entire movie's about.
04:43That's the whole movie?
04:44Mm-hmm.
04:45I'm gonna go see that movie.
04:47Now, tell me about Lord Evolutions.
04:49Here you, I understand in this movie you get blood dumped all over you.
04:52Is that right?
04:53Yeah, it actually never made it to the movie, but it was shot.
04:56About five gallons of blood work.
04:57The director just wanted this on tape somewhere, yeah.
04:59Yeah, he just wanted to torture me for a day.
05:01All right, so you did Lord Evolutions, and, and, and was it fun?
05:04Was it a good experience?
05:05It was great.
05:06It was really great.
05:07All right.
05:08It was a very scary movie, and it was very exciting to make.
05:10Where are you from?
05:11Let me just ask you quickly.
05:12Holland.
05:13You're from Holland.
05:14Cool country to be from.
05:15Mm-hmm.
05:16Have you been?
05:17Very loose.
05:18No, but I've heard everything's legal in Holland, right?
05:19Very liberal.
05:20Everything you can imagine is legal.
05:21Everything's legal.
05:22Yeah.
05:23I mean, people smoke pot in the streets, right?
05:24Everywhere.
05:25Everywhere.
05:26I mean, they serve it to you on a bus, on a public bus.
05:27You can get pot in Holland.
05:28It doesn't quite go that far, but yeah, you can, you can buy it anywhere you want to,
05:30and you can smoke it.
05:31Okay.
05:32And what else is great in Holland?
05:34What else?
05:35Licorice.
05:36Licorice?
05:37You guys have great licorice?
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:39The best.
05:40Licorice is licorice.
05:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:42You don't know anything about licorice if you say that.
05:43You have to try Dutch licorice.
05:44I should have brought you some, actually, but I didn't.
05:45Can you get me some contraband licorice from Holland?
05:47Yeah.
05:48I can.
05:49Cool.
05:50Mm-hmm.
05:51All right.
05:52Just put it under your hat, yeah, when you get on the plane.
05:54And chocolate there is very good, too.
05:55Chocolate is amazing.
05:56So I'm missing out.
05:57American chocolate tastes like wax.
05:58Sorry, but it does.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Really?
06:01You know, I haven't even, uh, I mean, my mind's been elsewhere during the whole question
06:04and answer part.
06:05Right.
06:06I gotta be honest.
06:08I'm just sort of babbling.
06:09Right.
06:11I'm getting the signal right now that it has to be over now.
06:14Oh, that's it, huh?
06:15It's very sad, yeah.
06:16Oh, well.
06:17That we have to part company.
06:18Yeah, I'm so sorry.
06:19Let me make sure I threw your plugs away over here somewhere.
06:20Well.
06:21Here they are.
06:22Anything left you want to ask me before-
06:23Yeah, Lord of Illusions is playing at theaters everywhere.
06:26Look for the new-
06:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:28Yeah, yeah.
06:29Yeah, yeah.
06:30Look for the new Bond film, Goldeneye, in November.
06:32And, um, let's do that one more time in the commercial break.
06:34Come on.
06:35Okay.
06:36All right.
06:37Funke Jensen, everybody.
06:38Thank you very much for coming.
06:39We'll be right back with Ken Foss.
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