Frankenmeat Nugget!

If Beyond Meat Were Honest #shorts #plantbased #beyondmeat #vegan #veganfood #vegetarian #parody #youtubeshorts

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00:00Oh, it's an unholy gallimaufry of plant protein, chemicals, additives, preservatives,

00:06all of which are hard to say and read, and food glue to hold it all together.

00:12Oh, and microplastics, of course.

00:14Well, on the face, that likely doesn't sound appetizing.

00:19But is eating animals, living in tiny cages, jacked up on hormones and antibiotics any better?

00:26And look at this frankenmeat nugget.

00:28We made it into a dino shape.

00:31Do you love it?

00:33Just because you're vegan or vegetarian shouldn't mean you can't eat and enjoy meat like a true-blooded American.

00:41And in true American fashion, we're going to process the ever-living crap out of this fake chicken nugget

00:48until it contains roughly the same amount of saturated fat and sodium as a regular chicken nugget.

00:55But as long as we say the magic words...

00:58Plant-based!

01:00That's right.

01:01Plant-based.

01:03Are there any actual plants in it?

01:06Well...

01:07Well, it doesn't matter.

01:09It doesn't matter.