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Timestamps
Stumbling into Tony's Camp 0:00
Emerging from the Temple Ruins 1:51
There's Something Spooky In The Jungle 2:53
Conversation With A Tribesman 4:23
Taken Into Custody 6:03
Waking Up 6:43
Hitching A Ride 7:14
Gathering Information From One Of Sophia's Henchman 8:02
Meeting Sophia's Failed Experiments 9:32
Meeting With Sophia 11:49
Finding Out Willard's True Intentions 12:31
Mutant Willard 14:50
Transcript
00:00Hello? Hello?
00:25What? What do you want from me now?
00:28Nothing that taxing. Are you all right?
00:32Well, if you'd all stop, I might be just fine. Just a hundred percent. Just...
00:38If you'd all stop, who are you talking about?
00:42All you... hundreds of you talking and chattering and breaking my brain up.
00:49Well, I'm not quite sure where you're coming from, but I just want to know about the Enfada artifact. In the temple up there.
00:55Voodoo magic and all, huh? I don't touch this stuff myself.
00:58It's not Voodoo. Look, is there anyone else here with you?
01:03Yeah. Randy and Rory.
01:05Gee. Randy and Rory? Where? What are you all doing here?
01:10Well, they're staying put. In that temple.
01:13I told them not to. I warned them first.
01:17Not doing much now, I doubt, under half a ton of mudslide.
01:21Me. I'm leaving. Next, bless out.
01:26This jungle is rooted enough rotten to me.
01:29I'd offer the same advice to you, but you don't seem like the type to take it.
01:34To care if I said you're gonna die, no?
01:37Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah!
01:41Die!
01:41Die!
01:42Die!
01:42Oh, my God!
02:12Oh, my God.
02:42Not interrupting, am I?
02:59Not bleeding, are you? Not about to use this place as a dunny?
03:03No, and no.
03:04Good. Good, just don't want any fly-carrying visitors in here.
03:09Right, I understand. What happened?
03:11Woke up in the jungle with one of those little blokes snacking on my leg, didn't I?
03:15A tribesman. It isn't usual for them to eat right off the bone like that.
03:19Well, it was dark, and I never got the bugger, so I can't be sure.
03:23Something spooky is in that jungle.
03:27Our air carrier crashed up in the mountains.
03:29Every night some of my men would vanish without trace.
03:33Others fled in fear.
03:34Then this happened.
03:36And I pulled the men down to shore for safety.
03:39Only for us all to be captured by this greedy mob.
03:42Some sort of sacrifice to their God who lives up in the hills.
03:47Though it seems I've not been invited to the barbie.
03:50Maybe you're the dessert.
03:52Ripe flesh can be a bit of a delicacy around here.
03:55For real?
03:55Listen, we'd better get you out of here.
03:59Do you know how the tribe cross the swamp down there?
04:01Which stones they tread on?
04:02Yeah, but, uh, I'm staying put.
04:05With this wound, I'd be like a fill-up station to every diseased bug in the bush.
04:11I'd rather be the main course of the real feast.
04:14Hey, if you see any of my men alive in there,
04:18direct them to the north shore, will you?
04:20Away from here.
04:21Of course.
04:22Is well for you.
04:50Me fasting this day.
04:53You make plenty good flesh, pot.
04:55You forget.
04:56I might be quite hungry myself.
04:58Famished, actually.
04:59Ugh.
05:01Why did your ancestors flee from Antarctica so suddenly?
05:04Oh.
05:05Kuma, kuma.
05:06Bad place.
05:08Plenty flesh.
05:09But for the price of evil.
05:11Mutilation.
05:13The sixth leader, Mauki,
05:15were born without a face.
05:18Terrible stones.
05:18Man afraid, run.
05:21Set curse of Mauki on the land.
05:24No one good enough.
05:25But you still worship it?
05:27White fella later come here,
05:29with magic kuma kuma stone.
05:31In a day,
05:32we celebrate the death of him.
05:35The feast of Smythe.
05:38One of Darwin's sailors, poor fool.
05:41Where's the stone now?
05:42He lucky fella that kill you.
05:54A plenty merry like you.
05:56I'll be sure to point that out to him.
05:57You crazy geek freak.
06:18What kind of stunt is that to pull?
06:21Let's take her in.
06:22She don't look much like one of them.
06:24Maybe she's an eco-terrorist or something.
06:26And they wear hot pants, huh?
06:27Not too much like support.
06:30Let's dance.
06:31I'm happy to play.
06:31Let's dance.
06:33You crazy geek geek in.
08:14Who are you working for?
08:34What?
08:34You heard me.
08:35I didn't.
08:35Honest.
08:36What did you say?
08:37I said, who employs you?
08:39Miss Sophia Lee.
08:46Who's she?
08:47What does she do?
08:49I don't know.
08:50Really, I don't.
08:52I just shoot people for her.
08:55A commendable work ethic, I guess.
08:57Yeah.
08:58I put me hours into it, as me father did and his father did it for.
09:02Well, how old is this, Miss Lee?
09:04I don't know.
09:05Late twenties?
09:06Early thirties?
09:07Right.
09:08Yeah.
09:09For some people, like yourself, we get a special bonus.
09:14I'm flattered.
09:15I mean, I could even be retiring from you.
09:18Then you might like to mind the bell.
09:25Happy retirement.
09:26So, you must be after Miss Lee, then.
09:54Business, not pleasure.
09:56Though, obviously, not for revenge, man.
09:59You've hardly got the face for that.
10:01And you have?
10:03How moronic a question is that, eh?
10:06I don't even have a face, man.
10:09I came down here looking for work.
10:11And what do I get, eh?
10:12But Miss Lee's cosmetic company and her lab assistant job.
10:16No experience necessary.
10:19Good wage.
10:20Accommodation with it.
10:21Aye.
10:22Locked in a flotation tank for days on end.
10:25In some fetid syrup.
10:27And when we come out,
10:28because lots of us applied, like,
10:30no face or black, man.
10:33And a bootin' doing the waste disposal shoot here.
10:35Presumed deed.
10:36Some kind of failed experiment, then.
10:38Oh, ta, very much.
10:41But aye.
10:42And for added insult,
10:44when I tried to take my own life,
10:46I found it just didn't work.
10:47You mean Sophia's testing some sort of immortality power?
10:51Along with her own brand of facelift.
10:53Why, I'm an everlasting beauty.
10:56She's obviously not fully worked out yet.
10:58But she takes the best results for herself.
11:00See, I don't care what your business with her is.
11:03You can't be any more shiftless than what she is.
11:06So I'm gonna go out of me way to help you.
11:09That is,
11:10after you've done something for us here, like.
11:13Very generous of you.
11:15What do you want?
11:16A bottle of that mummy preservation stuff
11:18from the Natural History Museum.
11:20Embalming fluid?
11:22Aye.
11:22For rotten flesh, you cannae whack it, man.
11:25The museum's pretty interesting, I'm told.
11:27You'll like it.
11:27So why don't you go yourself?
11:29One of them Egyptian lassies there
11:30is a bit pissed off,
11:31like that she didn't get immortality
11:33the way she wanted it.
11:35And seeing as we've done better than her
11:37in that department,
11:38I didn't care to imagine
11:39what curse we could get given
11:40any worse than what we've got already, like.
11:43You'll be fine, though, pet.
11:45You die easily.
11:47Thanks.
11:47Ah, Miss Croft.
11:59I take it you're ready to sign on.
12:01To what?
12:02Well, my books.
12:04You see, with your lifestyle,
12:05you'd be the perfect campaign for my products.
12:08Just think,
12:09you wouldn't be needing those
12:10unsightly weapons anymore.
12:12No,
12:13but I'll probably have an unsightly face
12:15judging by your past experiments.
12:16My what?
12:17Oh, yes.
12:18They're all still alive.
12:20Very much so, in fact.
12:21All I want is the artifact.
12:23Ha ha ha ha.
12:24Right.
12:25In your next life.
12:27We'll see.
12:32Oh, Nye, come in.
12:34Make yourself at home.
12:35I won't be a minute.
12:36At home?
12:37I've just met a man
12:38who may as well have been Brundlefly.
12:40Fascinating, isn't it?
12:42He was your own employee.
12:44He was a molecular biologist.
12:46He'd have been intrigued with himself.
12:48Thanks to this material,
12:49his hawk's genes were multiplied.
12:51Do that,
12:52and the complexities of our bodies
12:53increase beyond our comprehension.
12:56But this is just the fringe
12:57of its possibilities we're seeing here.
12:59My pal's exposure
13:00came from a material
13:01impregnated into the meteorite crater.
13:03The real capacities lie in its core,
13:06which these artifacts
13:07you're so attached to
13:08will let me access.
13:09But you've no control over this.
13:11This is not just about
13:12avidly spawning mutants.
13:14It's an entirely natural
13:15acceleration of evolution.
13:17A real, live laboratory
13:18of spurred on life.
13:20Not everyone here
13:21wants to be guinea pigs,
13:22multi-appendaged or not.
13:23Well, that's unfortunate.
13:26It's been hit and miss here
13:27for too long.
13:28Now the timing's spot on.
13:29I can't believe it.
13:31The Polynesians fled
13:32in their ignorance.
13:33Darwin's half-wit sail
13:34is the same,
13:34ironically making Darwin himself
13:36miss this angle on evolution.
13:37But now, I'm here.
13:40I have the access,
13:41the knowledge,
13:42the artifacts.
13:43Yes, but you bumped into me
13:45and India
13:46and sent me to find them for you,
13:47bringing me here.
13:48Listen to this gibberish.
13:50Your perception of good timing
13:52is bad.
13:53I don't know about that.
13:54What if you wanted the
14:11there owner?
14:15I can't believe that.
14:20I can't believe that.
14:21What if you wanted to do this later?
14:22Oh, my God.
14:52Something spooky is in that jar.
15:15What do you imagine?
15:22What do you think?
15:24Sometimes you say you're fast to let go of the top of the hill.
15:28You say you're not.
15:30My mother, my mother, my mother.
15:33You just can't get out of here.
15:35We're on his track.
15:37We're in our town.
15:39And you're in prison.
15:41After that, you've got of here.
15:43You might think she's a dead end.
15:46Oh, what do you think?
15:47I'm not going to achieve your path.
15:51Fascinating, isn't it?
15:52It's an entirely natural solution.
15:56I disagree.
15:58I'm not going to achieve that.
16:03Fascinating, isn't it?
16:05Isn't it tiny natural?
16:07and that is a big issue that I was worried about.
16:10J older than two years has hugeiatry.
16:13I am not in that area but I am not in that area.
16:16Right-wing doctor some.
16:17I am not in that area.
16:19Oh my God.
16:20Oh my God.
16:20I am not in that area.
16:22You are my favorite place.
16:23Oh, my God.
16:24I am not in that area.
16:25I do not know you again.
16:26I am in that area, but you are going on a road there.
16:29Today is the next area,
16:31I think the next area is to the start of this area.
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