E.T. The Accountant

Beasley Digital

On his homeworld, he's a botanist but he minored in accounting.

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00:00reality stars Todd and Julie Chrisley

00:03oh my god

00:05is it Chrisley Knows Best?

00:06yeah Chrisley Knows Best

00:08it's horrible

00:09there was one weekend where there was something

00:12I was watching a marathon of on the USA

00:14network and every other

00:16commercial was for Chrisley Knows Best

00:18oh god

00:19she's a piece of ass though I think

00:20she is but he's got to be gay

00:22I don't know who wears more makeup

00:24he does

00:25not that there's anything wrong with that but come on

00:28they have been cleared of

00:30two million dollars in tax evasion charges

00:32according to E.T.

00:33well there you go

00:34the pair

00:35you've been cleared

00:37why are you here

00:40I thought you were a botanist

00:41yes but I minored in

00:43accounting

00:45on my home world

00:50of E.T. world

00:52it's easy to count on those big fingers you have

00:54absolutely

00:55and numbers are universal

00:56absolutely

00:57the pair

00:59who pleaded not guilty

01:00were accused of cheating on their taxes

01:02by Georgia's Department of Revenue

01:04hey

01:04come over here

01:06you're gay right

01:08Todd said

01:13he does everything about you

01:15highlights

01:16and the hair

01:17and

01:17I don't know

01:18nothing wrong with that

01:19but

01:20yeah you're gay

01:21so Todd said

01:23Julie and I knew all along

01:24that we had done nothing wrong

01:26and that when the facts came out

01:27we would be fine

01:28well there you go

01:29now the other question is

01:30Preston

01:30about this video

01:32this sex video

01:33that they were supposedly

01:35extorting their own daughter with

01:37you know this story right

01:38I don't remember that

01:40yeah there's like a porn video

01:42and there's a daughter

01:43that's

01:44now they

01:44this is a whole morass of crap

01:46but they're still trying to hash it out

01:48it was her and E.T.

01:49but it was just finger stuff

01:50I'm gonna finger blast you

01:52like you've never been blasted

01:54oh my god

01:55light you up

01:56you're gonna feel it down there

01:57and up in your mouth too

01:59like a jack-o-lantern

02:00I'm gonna turn you into a Chinese puzzle

02:03oh my god

02:04uh does he not

02:08I'm gonna blow your goddamn head off

02:09does he not look like the villain in LazyTown

02:12um

02:13he does

02:13yeah

02:13Robbie Rotten

02:14yeah

02:15a little bit

02:16yes he would

02:17he look like the villain in LazyTown

02:19alright

02:20he also said

02:22this is Todd

02:22not E.T.

02:23whatever happened to the girl in that show

02:24uh

02:25we're just glad

02:26that the Department of Revenue

02:27was willing to keep an open mind

02:29and look at the evidence

02:30well of course

02:31he presented a good case

02:32ironclad

02:33mhm

02:34there he is Preston

02:35there he is

02:35yeah

02:36a little bit

02:37Robbie Rotten

02:38looks a little bit like him

02:39alright uh

02:40Aaron Paul tells E.T.

02:42oh Jesus

02:42you were in Breaking Bad right

02:44that making El Camino

02:46a Breaking Bad movie

02:46was a blast

02:47crystal meth

02:48he said that uh

02:49we were really

02:51truly

02:52such a family

02:53and it felt like a crazy

02:54sort of messed up family reunion

02:56just telling the same old

02:57messed up story

02:58I had a family on earth

03:00with Elliot

03:00and his brother and sister

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