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Don't be a schnit-head.

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00:00more from the connoisseur good food stories here it will it be fast food or fancy food schnitzel
00:07schnitzel yeah do you like schnitzel uh it's not bad it's uh you know it's it's it's good i mean
00:14it's it's not great but yum yeah it'll do it is that what uh christoph waltz is eating during
00:19uh inglorious bastards no that's strudel okay because i love you so it's very sweet
00:26do you know what schnitzel is is it no is it a baked good is it a salty baked good it's pork
00:32oh then no fried pork okay uh essentially it's like a fried pork tenderloin so it's not it's not
00:38anything like i don't like it much you don't like schnitzel yeah i'm not a big i'm not a big
00:42schnitzel i mean i like it it's it's good enough so anyhow schnitzel fest uh event in bavaria germany
00:49apparently used 400 pork chops 4 000 eggs 551 pounds of breadcrumbs to create
00:54a giant schnitzel uh and the resulting schnitzel is 2663 pounds wow people must have been schnitzing
01:04for weeks after that's good dude you knew it was coming i just took a hairy schnitz uh
01:12uh 753.5 square feet is how big it is i've actually i've had schnitzel in germany in munich
01:20we were having dinner and i'm like how can i not have schnitzel if you're gonna have schnitzel you
01:26have it there so what did you think it's it's good it's okay great it's not rocking your world
01:31no it's good i'd ordered i've had it at other places as well too um it's funny when you have
01:36something that you think is authentic and then you later do have the authentic version of something
01:40yeah and your opinion of it changes 180 180 degrees i should say uh organizers say it took nearly
01:473 700 gallons of oil to fry uh a guinness world record adjudiciator how do you say that word
01:54adjudicator adjudicator thank you was on hand to verify the schnitzel's measurements say call me
02:00just schnit head and and certify that it broke the previous record of 1212 pounds so it it blew that
02:10record away uh and it was then split up into 4800 portions and sold to attendees at the festival
02:16yes we put it on the conveyor belt and it comes right out to schnitzel
02:21keep going do more
02:28uh what were you gonna say you're gonna say something
02:31so it's just a pork chop basically yeah i don't know if it's it's the it might be the tenderloin
02:36case i'm not 100 sure what part of the pig it is uh but yeah it's like a fried pork chop or a
02:42fried uh tenderloin yeah i never really care for pork chops oh man i i do love i know and people
02:48like my father loves them and i like them only if they are incinerated to the oh no no no no no
02:55no that's the only way i can eat you got to get them juicy all right well anyhow they made the
02:58biggest one in the world what uh cartoon has a character named schnitzel that was chowder
03:04chowder that's it and schnitzel would only say rattle rattle
03:07you never said anything other than that rattle rattle yeah i was looking for that and i came
03:11across something that says uh schnitzel in the bathtub so i'm gonna go ahead let's hear what
03:15that i don't know what that is but oh no someone decided to take a in the bathtub no you know what
03:20that was from that oxyclean uh parody remember oh yeah oh oh my god that was funny that was very
03:29funny that was where they had the dialogue let's take this effing thing right over here and rip this
03:36oh look at that someone schnitz in the bathtub oh no someone decided to take a in the bathtub not again
03:42not again
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