- 9 months ago
At this year's Camp Out For Hunger, we married 100 couples live on the radio with Gritty and The Phanatic serving as witnesses. Here's the full wedding and reception.
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00:00I am a little bit nervous.
00:02You know what?
00:03Now that we see all these people smiling and happy at what is about to transpire,
00:09it occurs to us that this might be the most beautiful parking lot wedding ever.
00:13It's true.
00:14And our tux has arrived just in time.
00:17Literally.
00:17Two seconds ago.
00:18Thank you to Ikebucci.
00:19When they make the movie about this, that's going to be a real nail-biter.
00:22Yes.
00:22Yeah.
00:23Big, big shout-out to Steve Castle from Ikebucci on Evil Road in Habertown.
00:27I literally texted him at 6.30 this morning.
00:30Came running.
00:31And by the way, the tux I got sort of fits well.
00:33Mine as well.
00:34And it was a last-minute touch that we forgot about.
00:36So thanks for bailing us out, man.
00:38We appreciate it.
00:38I got a little emotional when they all started walking in.
00:41I saw the brides.
00:42The first bride to come in has this beautiful dress on.
00:45I was like, oh, my God.
00:46It is amazing.
00:47We're doing this.
00:47You guys ready to get married?
00:50How awesome.
00:51How wonderful.
00:52We do have one other minor detail.
00:54Although we are going to be witnesses, we need a little bit more flash in that department.
01:01So, ladies and gentlemen, if you would, Paul, please have the intro music.
01:04We're going to welcome our special witnesses for the Preston and Steve Hungry for Love mass wedding ceremony.
01:11So, witnesses, if you could please.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:15It's the Philly fanatic, Preston.
01:18The fanatic.
01:19Everyone's tripping and they're so happy.
01:21Come on over here, guys.
01:23Steve, Steve, to your left, we have Wingston from the Philadelphia Wing.
01:27We have Fang from the Philadelphia Union.
01:29And, ladies and gentlemen, we got Gritty!
01:37What a collection of witnesses.
01:40It's perfect.
01:41And, in fact, for the wedding ceremony, playing the parts, and thank you, Paul.
01:50No, no.
01:51Gritty's by the cake.
01:52Easy, Gritty.
01:52Gritty.
01:53Calm down.
01:54So, for the purposes of this, playing the role of the matron of honor will be Gritty.
02:00And the best man will be the Philly fanatic this morning.
02:04So, we're excited to have these guys here to be a part of this wedding ceremony.
02:08Awesome.
02:09Gritty's picking.
02:09Gritty is paying.
02:10He's actually picking up money and paying off our preacher.
02:14He's paying off our reverend.
02:17Yes.
02:17Nice job, Gritty.
02:18We're in a strip club here.
02:19Here we go.
02:19All right.
02:20I think we are ready to begin, ladies and gentlemen.
02:22So, with our witnesses in place, with our couples standing side by side, ready to participate
02:28in this wonderful event, I would like to introduce, from the Philly Wedding Company,
02:33the reverend, Patrick Loftus, this morning.
02:35Yes.
02:39I wish you all could see the view from up here.
02:43Just absolutely astonishing.
02:45And, Preston and Steve, something tells me you should probably hand out some life preservers.
02:50Because I probably feel today there's a possibility we could all drown in a sea of love.
02:57So, friends, on behalf of Preston and Steve's camp out for hunger, in conjunction with Philly
03:09Wedding Company, it is our absolute honor and privilege to welcome you all here today.
03:16This morning, you will profess the love and devotion you have for each other.
03:21This morning, you will leave this event and venture on a glorious trail, an adventure to be shared with the person you love,
03:31with the person you are about to marry.
03:34So, as we prepare to profess your love for each other, I ask that you please face each other and join hands.
03:44At this time, I ask that you look into your partner's eyes, but more importantly, look into your partner's heart.
03:59This person, whom you hold by the hand, is about to become your life partner.
04:10I pose to you the following questions.
04:13Please respond by saying, I will.
04:17Do you promise to be one another's true love?
04:22I will.
04:22Do you promise to cherish this union and love one another today more than you did yesterday?
04:30Do you promise to love one another faithfully through good times and bad?
04:38Do you promise to cling to one another in times of adversity?
04:47They're thinking that one over.
04:48By the way, the squeaking is gritty, also saying I will.
04:54That's how he speaks.
04:56And do you promise to be one another's best friends as long as you both shall live?
05:05At this time, there will be a reading by Steve Morrison.
05:11This is a reading from Weston's Letters to the Lowerites.
05:15Love.
05:17Love.
05:18Love is patient.
05:19Love is kind.
05:21Love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude.
05:24It does not insist on its own way.
05:27It does not become irritable or resentful.
05:30It does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth.
05:35It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
05:42Now, that said, sometimes love would love to know where the freaking remote is.
05:50Love would love to not pretend that your friend from college isn't the biggest banshee bitch on earth.
05:57Love would probably like to reintroduce the mouth into the bedroom.
05:59Not saying it has to happen all the time, but once in a while it would be nice.
06:03Of course, love is not stupid, though.
06:05Love knows it should probably put the toilet seat down now and then.
06:07Especially at night, so you don't end up cannonballing into the water.
06:12Love knows that we consider to take a shower before intimacy,
06:15so you don't smell like Kennet Square during mushroom season.
06:19Love should probably realize it shouldn't jam its hands down its pants like someone grabbing for a bridge jumper.
06:26Especially in front of that bitchy friend from college.
06:30Yes, love is eternal.
06:32Love is nice.
06:33Love is so good.
06:35I said it thrice.
06:37Steve Morrison.
06:45I am completely overwhelmed.
06:47Thank you, Steve.
06:47That was just wonderful.
06:50So now we will prepare to exchange rings.
06:53And as you do, let these rings be a constant reminder to both of you of the vows and commitment you have made here today.
07:03So now I will ask partners on the left.
07:09That's if you're facing this way.
07:11If you're facing us.
07:12If you're facing us, it's this way.
07:14Partners on the left.
07:16Please place your ring on your beloved's third finger left hand.
07:22Well, that's a lot of math for this.
07:25I know.
07:25I know.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Good.
07:27Got it.
07:28All right.
07:29Now I ask you.
07:31You will answer, I do.
07:32Do you take this person to be your partner in life?
07:40Do you promise to cherish them every day?
07:46And do you give this ring as a sign of your love, loyalty, and commitment?
07:53And to those receiving these rings, do you accept this ring as a symbol of your partner's love and devotion?
08:04You may place the ring on the finger.
08:06All right.
08:14To our partners on the right.
08:17Please place your ring on your partner's third finger left hand.
08:23May I jump in here for a second?
08:24You may.
08:24If those partners would like to speak up when they respond, that'd be awesome.
08:28Yes.
08:28I now ask you, do you take this person to be your partner in life, to cherish every day?
08:41Do you give this ring as a sign of your love, loyalty, and commitment?
08:49You may place the ring on your partner's finger.
08:52Please remember that these rings you have exchanged today are a symbol of your marriage as well of the promises you have made.
09:07A ring is like a circle, and as we all know, a circle has no beginning and a circle has no end.
09:15A love with no beginning and no end is what we all wish for you here today.
09:20So here comes the best part, folks.
09:24Having heard the vows of your fidelity and love by the powers vested in me by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania in the eyes of Gritty and before Preston and Steve,
09:40it is my honor and privilege to pronounce that from this moment on, you are partners for life.
09:55You guys can kiss now.
09:57You can kiss now.
09:58Kiss your bride.
10:00Kiss it.
10:01Kiss it.
10:02Is that what you said?
10:03Kiss it.
10:04Kiss it.
10:05You heard the declaration.
10:07My goodness.
10:07The command.
10:09Everyone in this tent who participated is now officially married.
10:14this is a wonderful thing to witness everyone is kissing and making you know what and gritty's
10:24kissing if i'm blown away by how emotional i feel right now i do as well steve i mean i knew it was
10:29gonna be lovely how could it not be in a parking lot but this is amazing you see these people
10:33looking in each other's eyes and it was wonderful this gentleman right here we're in the hat in the
10:38very front row he is sobbing he's crying there you go congratulations everybody wow and the fanatic
10:46is out there hugging everybody oh man so we are gonna we are gonna move right along now that you
10:52guys are officially married we are going to have and it's all for you a five minute reception
10:59and we we will start with the first dance as partners for life so i turn to possibly the
11:09greatest wedding band in the world drop dead sexy to play your first song but right after that
11:15we're going right into the party folks so so don't go anywhere here we go your first dance
11:19i think the fanatic and gritty should dance
11:23i think we may have made a love connection there this is unbelievable i think the bimbo bear
11:30and sir francis might actually be married i think the bimbo bear clearly has the most
11:34limited sight of any of the mascots this is lovely this is amazing oh this is great
11:43i think the bimbo bear can't take my eyes off of you oh you feel like heaven to touch i want to watch you so much
11:54at the moment when love has rise and i thank god i'm alive you're just too beautiful too can't take my eyes off of you
12:10the mascots are wandering around interacting with our dancers you can see a lot of love in the room
12:21we've got couples of all different things here it's wonderful different ages
12:27some are dressed up fully in wedding attire and others are in casual clothing yeah i see them
12:33they're like um here's the christmas sweater and by the way the fanatic had jumped on with the band
12:40was playing this uh tambourine for a little while oh nice here we go look at the fanatic
12:47ready everybody
12:49ready here we go
12:57oh
13:00i love you baby
13:03and if you smile all right i'll get you baby
13:07turn on the line i love you baby
13:11trust in me when i say
13:15oh pretty baby
13:18don't bring me down i pray oh pretty baby
13:22oh man this is all on video by the way streaming live
13:29and now it's time to crank the party up
13:34here we go ladies and gentlemen five minutes of all wedding dance songs
13:39happy get out there in there
13:46whoo
13:48here we go
13:52fanatics on stage playing the tambourine
13:58uh casey went to join the party
14:03he's gotta get out and dance
14:05it's so great
14:06here he goes here comes casey everybody
14:08a wedding guest favorite
14:13absolutely
14:14there he is
14:15yeah case go
14:16he's dancing with bimbo
14:21this is a wonderful scene here
14:25yes it is
14:26evil's cheerleaders joining in
14:29they're doing their dance routine
14:31yes
14:33it looks like a syd marty croft reception
14:37cute steve you're hitting right on the head
14:39yeah
14:40we're gritting
14:41eyes shaking all over the place
14:43he's got some moves man
14:45we got brides coming over
14:47hugging steve right now
14:49thanking him
14:50all our mascots are mixed into the party crowd here
14:54everybody's up for a dance
14:56everybody's up for a dance
15:01woo
15:02oh now we got a train started
15:07oh the casey start that
15:09oh casey i don't know bimbo is
15:11here comes the train everybody on board
15:13this is awesome
15:16this is awesome
15:18i can't stop watching gritty
15:20gritty's awesome man
15:22and the fanatic's on stage here
15:23he's coming down now
15:25he's getting in the train
15:27there's a bunch of kids in the office too bruh
15:30this is how long every reception should last
15:32dude
15:33there has never been anything like this ever
15:36i've never seen anything like this
15:45this is fun
15:51Dude, this is fun
16:01So there's a whole bunch of people in here
16:05There's still some spectators in the back
16:07There's people outside looking in
16:08I hope there's people that are coming by right now
16:12That had no idea this was going to happen
16:21The train is trying to move around the room
16:37Preston, it's come to a halt
16:38So many people in here
16:39Yeah, let's hear it, guys!
16:41Yeah!
16:44That was wonderful
16:45All right, now, we're going to do
16:47What are these lovely couples?
16:48We're going to do one more thing
16:49We need all our married couples in the middle here
16:51Because we need to have our bite of wedding cake right now
16:56So, we're going to have our friends at Creeble's Bakery
16:59They are, Creeble's Custom Bakeries are bringing out
17:02Right now, they made over 300 of these awesome
17:05Very detailed and beautiful cupcakes
17:08That we're going to have you guys
17:09In the wedding tradition feed to each other
17:12And what we'd really like to do
17:15Is get the biggest collection of people
17:17Smashing the cake into each other's face
17:19If they were
17:20This gal down front, I just saw her go
17:22I don't smash cake in my face
17:24That's okay
17:25I don't do that
17:26That's all right
17:27That's all right
17:27But Gritty
17:28Dance moves on Gritty, man
17:31You have got the chops
17:33Let's hear it for Gritty and his dancing
17:34Wow
17:38Preston, everyone
17:39Again, this crowd looks phenomenal
17:41Yes
17:41And the dance moves, everything was great
17:43That's just about the right length
17:44For a good reception, I think
17:45Yeah
17:46Five minutes
17:46Yeah, one song
17:47And now we're going to proceed to this
17:48A lot of cakes
17:49How many were made?
17:50How many cupcakes?
17:51Over 300
17:52300, okay
17:53Wow
17:53So after we do the couples
17:55We'll bring out the cupcakes
17:57And you guys, all of our participants
17:58Will be able to grab some
18:00So they're being handed out
18:02And we want to get a nice photo op
18:04Of you guys feeding each other
18:05Are we still waiting on cupcakes
18:07For some of you guys?
18:07They're delivered
18:08Yeah
18:08By the way, quick show of hands
18:09People are still amazed
18:11That right now
18:12They're married
18:13Oh, yeah
18:14There we go
18:15Oh, and is anyone interested
18:19In consummating the marriage
18:20In our RV later on?
18:22We have a lot of hands
18:23Wow, yeah
18:24We'll have to figure that one out
18:25Gritty does
18:26Gritty does
18:26He doesn't know what consummate means
18:29No, no, no
18:30I'll tell you later
18:31I'll tell you later
18:33All right
18:34So they're going to hand out
18:35The cupcakes
18:36And we'll get that going
18:37In just a moment
18:38But I can't thank our friends
18:40From the Filling Wedding Company
18:41Enough
18:41Reverend Patrick
18:42And Reverend Joe
18:43Patrick Loftus
18:45And Joe Sheridan
18:46They got in touch with us
18:47And said, hey
18:48We do weddings
18:48You want to do something
18:49And we kind of took it up
18:51A couple of levels
18:51And said, let's marry
18:52A ton of people
18:53I thought it was
18:54An awesome success
18:55It still continues, obviously
18:56But the magic
18:57We also have things
18:58To dispense
18:59And things to give away
19:00That's coming up in a bit
19:01Yeah, we're going to do that
19:02In the following break
19:03We have the honeymoon trip
19:04To give away
19:05We have the engagement ring
19:06From Stephen Singer Jewelers
19:07And the wedding bands
19:08From Stephen Singer Jewelers
19:09And by the way
19:11Distributing the cupcakes
19:12Are Eagles Cheerleaders
19:14Yes
19:14So we've got to thank them
19:15For being here too
19:16And I believe the dance team
19:17From the wings are here as well
19:18Excellent
19:18Oh, the hot wings
19:19Thank you
19:19Are they the hot wings?
19:21I don't know
19:21That's what Chuck wants to call them
19:22That's a great name
19:23That's a good idea
19:23I love that name
19:24Kathy, you don't like that name?
19:25No, Gritty grabs a cupcake
19:27He's getting it all over his costume
19:29Put it down, Gritty
19:30Okay
19:30Put it down
19:31Put the cupcake down
19:32Oh my God
19:33He's going to throw it at you, Kathy
19:35Careful
19:35Yeah
19:36My boy the fanatic
19:38Will have my back
19:39All right
19:39So here we go
19:40Oh yes, thank you
19:41Thank you, thank you
19:41We have our cupcakes
19:42Pictures, though
19:43To plushie sites, Preston
19:44Yeah, this is a plushie orgy, actually
19:47It's a plushie orgy
19:48All right
19:48So we're going to grab
19:50Steve, you want a cupcake
19:50From Creeple's there?
19:52Here, right there
19:53Casey's got a plate full
19:55Oh, don't do it yet
19:56Hold on
19:56You guys
19:57Hang on
19:58Hold on a second
19:58You guys are already eating
19:59We need to do this all together
20:01We want to get a good photo op
20:02So, Casey
20:04Do you and I want to do it
20:05Do we want to do it
20:06Like this way?
20:07Or no?
20:08I'm not going to smash it
20:09In your face, dude
20:10Promise?
20:10I promise
20:11All right
20:11No, because we could feed our owner
20:12Should we feed it to each other?
20:14No, no
20:15We'd just feed ourselves
20:15That's good
20:16Okay
20:16All right, ladies and gentlemen
20:18Raise your cupcake
20:19This is a tradition at all weddings
20:21So, congratulations
20:23And enjoy
20:24You're now married
20:25So have your cupcake
20:26Smash it in the faces
20:27If you want to
20:28Go right ahead and do it
20:29We're going to get pictures of this
20:30So thank you very much, Casey
20:31I got a little bit on me, Preston
20:33Oh my God
20:35A little bit on my forehead
20:37Did Gritty do that?
20:38Yes
20:39I don't want to Gritty up this
20:40This will look, because this is a chocolate
20:41Oh my God
20:42Cupcake
20:43It'll look bad on Gritty
20:44You look great
20:45How are they?
20:45Steve, when you woke up this morning
20:46Did you have any idea that at a wedding
20:48Gritty was going to smash a cake in your face?
20:51I had no idea
20:51But it was an honor
20:52And I see the, obviously
20:54The fanatic's over there
20:55He's instituting the cupcake dispensing
20:59And crushing
21:00Everyone looks so lovely
21:01Though
21:01I can see why they wouldn't want to smash it
21:03In each other's faces
21:04I understand
21:05I'm actually surprised
21:05People got as done up as they are
21:08Hey, did you guys smash it
21:09Did you smash cakes at your wedding?
21:12Yes, we did
21:13No, no, no
21:14We had a sword fight
21:15Me and the groomsmen
21:17Wow
21:17Yeah, I did
21:19Did you?
21:19A little bit
21:20A little bit
21:21I felt like I had to
21:22But I don't know
21:23Kathy, there's no way
21:25No
21:25You said
21:26Oh, I was just going to say
21:27That there are
21:28I think there are different types of situations
21:30When it comes to the cake
21:31And it's either
21:32They talk about it
21:33And it's
21:34No, we're not doing that
21:35Or it's just all out
21:37And they smash the cake
21:37Did you have the discussion before the wedding?
21:39Oh, yeah
21:39I was like, no
21:40Don't you even think about it
21:41No, I'm going to
21:41Do you know how much money I'm paying to have my makeup done?
21:43No
21:44No way
21:44Too clean for that
21:46All right
21:46So I guess we need to
21:48We're going to come back in a moment
21:49We're going to find our winners
21:51Yes
21:51And talk to them
21:52See how they're enjoying married life right now
21:55Yeah
21:55And then after that
21:56They actually have to go do a little more paperwork
21:58Yes, they do
21:59To make it all final
22:00So should we take a break and come back with that?
22:02Yeah
22:02All right, we're going to continue partying here in the tent
22:04But when we come back, we'll find out who our winner's in
22:06Drop Dead Sexy
22:07The greatest wedding band in the world
22:09On stage
22:10We'll come back in just a moment
22:12With more of the MMRBQ
22:14And our mass wedding
22:15You know you make me want to shout
22:17Kick my heels up and shout
22:19Throw my hands up and shout
22:20Throw my head back and shout
22:22Come on now
22:23Don't forget to say you will
22:25Don't forget to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
22:30Say you will
22:32See you right now, baby
22:33Say you will
22:35Come on, come on
22:37Say you will
22:38Say you will, are you?
22:40Say you will
22:42Come on now
22:43Say that you love me
22:44Say that you need me
22:46Say that you want me
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