Peep Show: Lisa's Backyard Battle

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The show talks about a gunfight that took place between neighbors in Cape Coral over loud music and Lisa shares how she's has been dealing with some older neighbors that blast NPR while doing yard work.

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00:00We have a couple of neighbors in Cape Coral, they got into a little heated gunfight over

00:13loud music.

00:14You can't.

00:15I mean, I've had some loud music being played.

00:17If I lived in Florida and a neighbor was doing something that annoyed me, I would just have

00:21to keep my mouth shut.

00:22You'd be worried about...

00:23I feel like, yeah!

00:24I mean, especially the climate with everybody in the country these days with a gun, they're

00:29ready to blow you away from whatever.

00:31Right now, probably, in Florida.

00:33It's one of the worst times that they've had for outdoor music.

00:37Just with the passing of Jimmy Buffett, I feel like there has to be so much Jimmy Buffett

00:45playing nonstop in people's backyards.

00:48I have country being played.

00:49Not all the time, but it is in the mix.

00:52Oh, wow.

00:53Extended.

00:54That new country.

00:55Or it's like almost borderline rock, but it's still country, but they're really trying

01:00to spoon feed it to the rock audience.

01:02Well, that's what it is.

01:03Yeah, it's like my kids are now, like it's devastating, but my kids are like into the...

01:09Is it like the Waylon Jennings guy?

01:10Yeah.

01:11What is the guy's name?

01:12Jelly Roll?

01:13Yeah.

01:14They're not into Jelly Roll as much, but it's like the, you know, Luke Bryan, whatever these

01:20guys' names are.

01:21Right, right, right.

01:22That's what that is.

01:23And it's hardy.

01:24Hardy guy?

01:25It's terrible.

01:26I don't know at all.

01:27Honestly, it's like I hear it and I hear like terror radio.

01:28They tried to force a hardy guy on the WWE audience and I was like, this is country music.

01:31I will take a stand and not listen to him.

01:33Yeah.

01:34No.

01:35So it's country music on one side and then there's NPR on the other.

01:38Ooh.

01:39Just talk?

01:40Yeah.

01:41We live around a lot of old people.

01:42It's like...

01:43Hey!

01:44Hey, we're gonna...

01:45West and their NPR.

01:46Is the NPR too loud?

01:47Yeah.

01:48We're really partying over here.

01:49Hey, Lisa.

01:50Listen, just let us know if this debate that we're listening to is a little bit too loud.

01:57We're killing it over here.

01:58Well, they're probably...

01:59Stop on over if you want.

02:00We're having a ton of our lives over here.

02:02Yeah, they know she's in the radio.

02:03So they're like, come on over.

02:04Yeah.

02:05Yeah.

02:06You don't know this guy, do you?

02:07He's one of the main guys on NPR.

02:09It's funny to be like, I couldn't hear you over the NPR.

02:12Let me turn it down.

02:14Sorry about that.

02:15I got blasted to be able to hear what they're saying.

02:17Cheryl!

02:18Turn down the NPR!

02:19All right.

02:20Shirley!

02:21Shirley!

02:22Shirley!

02:23What?

02:24Turn it down!

02:25We're trying to talk to the neighbor Lisa.

02:26The NPR too loud?

02:27Yeah, it's too loud.

02:29Lisa's looting.

02:30She looks upset.

02:31I'm turning down.

02:32He does it while he does yard work.

02:34He blasts it.

02:35What?

02:36He has it with them.

02:37What?

02:38You need to have headphones, sir.

02:41The truth is, if you're doing any kind of yard work, usually you can't even hear.

02:45What are you?

02:46I can barely hear in my headphones what I'm listening to.

02:48Especially if it's like you have any kind of weed web.

02:50Like a weed web?

02:51Yeah.

02:52Scott, he's doing his quiet weeding and cutting.

02:55He's like, okay.

02:56He's doing that.

02:57He's not like mowing his lawn.

02:58No.

02:59So...

03:00I can't believe Kim Jong-un is meeting with Putin.

03:02Yeah.

03:03Oh my God.

03:04Look, another weed.

03:05Yeah.

03:06But it's that quiet.

03:07You know, NPR's got that quiet.

03:08Yeah.

03:09There's like Terry Groves and all those.

03:11There's a meeting.

03:12There's a meeting.

03:13There's a meeting.

03:14There's a meeting.

03:15There's a meeting.

03:16There's a meeting.

03:17There's a meeting.

03:18There's a meeting between Putin and Kim Jong-un today took place.

03:21Putin killed Kim Jong-un, guys.

03:2445 in the morning as he's listening to NPR.

03:28I mean, that's not...

03:30Yeah, that's not...

03:31I guess that's not the worst.

03:33No, it's not the worst.

03:34It's really not the worst, but it's funny to me.

03:36Yeah.

03:37That is funny.

03:38It's a different neighborhood.

03:39I really got it cranked.

03:40Really got it cranked loud when I do my lawn work.

03:43Hey, everybody.

03:44Welcome.

03:45We're going to get to that story about Kim Jong-un.

03:47I hope it's not too loud for you.

03:49Remember the financial news coming out of New York.

03:54I like the bass in their voice to really vibrate the lawn as I go through my weeds.

04:00Hey, if you're out there right now and listening to us as you're doing your lawn work weeding,

04:06just remember Ovaltine.

04:08Oh, I got to remember that.

04:11Ovaltine.

04:12It's a delicious drink and we'll keep you powered up through all of your weeding.

04:16I love Ovaltine.

04:18I think now, modern times, it's Ensure.

04:21Oh, yeah.

04:22It's Ensure.

04:23It's Ensure.

04:24I don't know if Ensure ventures all the way that way.

04:28Probably, though.

04:29Probably.

04:30Yeah.

04:31That's a little bit of a different...

04:32It's different.

04:33It's different of where I live.

04:34Okay, so here's the thing.

04:35You know, like your backyard's getting a little bit of a...

04:37It's going to be a little bit crazier.

04:39Getting like a pool for Douglas or whatever.

04:42Do you plan to play any tunes?

04:45Of course.

04:46And if you were going to play tunes, like...

04:48Are you kidding me?

04:50Of course.

04:51No, but they're going to be like, son of a bitch.

04:53Yeah, I don't know.

04:54No, they're not going to like it.

04:55The new biggie and everyone's blasting some crap.

04:57Yeah.

04:58I don't know.

04:59It's alternative.

05:00Blondie.

05:01The blondie over there with the dog.

05:03That is.

05:04I don't know.

05:05It's a little bit.

05:06It was a gas.

05:07I don't know.

05:08Somebody...

05:09It was like disco.

05:10You know I hate disco.

05:11Yeah, I'm sure they'll hate me.

05:13They're like, what are you doing?

05:14You're putting a pool in?

05:16Oh, yeah.

05:17They're all interested.

05:19Oh.

05:20Uh-huh.

05:21Yeah.

05:22We were putting in a pool.

05:23And some speakers.

05:24I mean, you can't...

05:25In a lot of neighborhoods now, you can't even...

05:27Like, whatever you're doing.

05:28You know?

05:29Like, I was putting some trees in.

05:31It was like, hey!

05:32Some trees?

05:33Everybody's always up in your business.

05:35Oh, yeah.

05:36Everybody.

05:37It's the worst.

05:38There's nothing going on in a lot of these places, and it's just...

05:40You got nothing better to do than to bug the neighbors.

05:42Yeah.

05:43So anything that's going on is going to be a big deal.

05:46But it'll be interesting to see the fallout when you start...

05:49Like, you're out there, and it's like...

05:50Blasting his NPR.

05:51Yeah.

05:52He'll turn it out louder.

05:53He'll turn his NPR up in your water.

05:55Oh, yeah!

05:56What's the first track you're going to blast?

05:57I don't know.

05:58I haven't thought about it yet.

05:59I don't know.

06:00What about George Clinton in Parliament?

06:01Yeah.

06:02Well, I'll be honest.

06:03Like, that is right up Lisa's alley.

06:05She definitely could play that.

06:07There's no question about it.

06:09They're not ready for that.

06:10No.

06:11No, no.

06:12They're not.

06:13If I had to, I would duel it out with the country music backyard.

06:18Oh, that's my primary duel.

06:20Yes.

06:21The NPR, I feel bad about them.

06:22Because that house is nuts.

06:23Yeah.

06:24So we're ready.

06:25Yeah.

06:26I'd have.

06:27I'd get out my orange amplifier and I'd wheel it out there and sit it up.

06:32I'd be like, okay, it's time.

06:33I'd be like, okay, it's time.

06:34I'd have...

06:36I'd be like, okay, it's time.

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