Peep Show: Does James Need a Scrotal Lift?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the trend of men getting scrotal lifts and James reveals that he has an issue at home with his balls dipping into the toilet water.

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00:00we talked about this a long time ago when it was first rumored to be starting and i guess it has

00:09taken off i don't know why but it has but there are more and more plastic surgeons offering

00:16services to men for scrotal tightening yep i can see scrotal tighten me up a little bit down there

00:24doc this does involve men who want to tighten up their undercarriage scrotal tightening also known

00:29as a scrotal lift a man lift or scrotoplasty is a real thing that more and more plastic surgeons

00:39are now offering across the u.s the procedure um is done just for aesthetic purposes well i think

00:47it's i think it's a comfort purpose but yeah i think you reach a certain age if your balls are

00:54hanging so low that it's interfering with your life go into the toilet every time

01:01it's i would highly consider well maybe first get a taller toilet and then if they're still

01:06falling in because it might fall in the toilet in my house all the time but they're shorter toilets

01:11when we moved the toilets were smaller than the ones we originally had at the old house

01:15house oh right come on come on lisa i invite the balls get me sick it's a long ball over here

01:21come on lisa i'm only in my 40s

01:24okay some long ass balls

01:26it shouldn't be that long yet

01:27some heavy clock weights

01:30it's the short toilet

01:31yeah it's gotta be the short toilet

01:34james said he said campbell yeah i mean this is from all the abuse i've put him through over

01:40the years slapping him around too much and i was getting all stretched out yeah you've done a lot

01:45that's true they've been through a lot is it safe well like any surgery they say there's a risk

01:50but that's minimal what do you think they do do you think they just cut like a ring out of it

01:55it tells you here how they do it here so for james it'd just be cheaper and easier to just get

02:02taller toilet yes yes yeah that's why i'm waiting for my wife like we need to remodel the bathroom

02:09god yes i'm tired of dunking my nuts every time i sit down

02:14it's like i'm dunking a donut and some coffee every time i got to go to the bathroom

02:18long balls

02:22james you know you can instead of redecorating the whole bathroom you could just get it

02:26just the toilet oh yeah yeah at that point like we're already

02:30you might as well go yeah because then then when it comes down to remodel she'll be like

02:34i don't think that toilet goes with the new stuff here do you dunk your nuts here at work no i'm fine

02:38here yeah you must have really short toilets i swear to god i've never when we moved into the house

02:44and i was like why are my nuts so cold and wet oh oh my god this toilet must be so much shorter

02:50than our old one i uh i'm tempted to just go sit on his toilet just to see if my nuts go in it

02:57right yeah come on over we should do a james toilet test yeah exactly yeah all you guys come on over

03:01that is a short toilet i'm sure my nuts are wet i'm sure his wife won't mind at all cody don't worry

03:07here he's to test the toilet see if his balls go in all right chuck you're next let's see let's see

03:12how they wet they're soaked oh my god see cody i told you the toilets were too short these are short

03:17i'm not the only one dunking my nuts dave and chuck are dunking theirs too yep i would have to have

03:22and he's on his way i'm gonna find out in a couple minutes that's so weird it's all hanging

03:27out dunking their nets don't worry guys i'll dry them off yeah yeah gentle he's gentle you want to

03:33do it yourself i haven't i got a hair dryer i'll let you use my wife's hair dryer uh dave is with us

03:39hi how are you man good how are you guys this morning good have you had a scrotal lift no uh i was a

03:46corman in the navy and uh i worked at the va there in chicago for a while and he used to have this

03:53world war ii vet used to cruise around in his wheelchair screaming at the top of his lungs

03:58corman i'm sitting on my balls again corman and you'd have to get him up out of his chair

04:04fix his nuts for him put him back in his chair and you know an hour later he'd be back cruising down

04:09the street now corman i'm sitting on my balls jesus i'm sitting on my nuts again i gotta go lift them up

04:24it's the fifth time in the last two hours oh god my nuts i feel it listen if i was sitting on the second

04:31i sit on my nuts one time i'm going for a stroke i am one time i'm not that's it i'm you know how

04:40much it would hurt for me to sit on my own

04:42i'm sitting on my nuts again if my nut doesn't explode

04:48james

04:52that's all i'm paying to do is let this man have his nuts james the easy solution one of those old

04:57men padded seats yeah i was gonna say that's what you need i know i can't i get it i'd rather

05:03have that than wet nuts i like his wet nuts okay i mean i've been doing it for like the last three

05:09or four years now so yeah i'm you know i have a i have a routine um i was working in the field doing

05:15service where a customer called uh old gentleman called claiming his toilet water was so hot he was

05:21burning his nuts he had mixed the valves up when he was doing some so

05:35oh you gotta tap into the right one you gotta tap into the right one

05:42that's a real diddly-boo

05:43scalding it'd be maximum

05:52you making hot tea in there you think you would notice it like it would steam

05:56like why is my toilet steaming yeah oh my god that see yeah if that ever happened to you if you burn

06:02your balls james you'd have to do oh but i suggest guests getting that raised seat it just doesn't

06:06want to go there but it's the best solution i know but you look you don't want your balls in toilet

06:11water dude i think the only like viable option would be buying one of those like toilet seats

06:16that you can you would buy for somebody who was hurt that you'd have to you can take on and off

06:20so every time i have to i'm going to the bathroom i have to take it put it on and sit down nut seat

06:25yeah long balls yeah my nut seat i like that did they have cody where's my long ball seat hey dandy

06:31where'd you put the nut seat can you see i got poop and i don't want to dunk my nuts in the toilet

06:35do they make a long ball product what do you mean you know like a seat for

06:39designed specifically for long testicles long balls oh there's a like a cup where you put your

06:46balls in there's a body where's the nut tray for the toilet can you imagine no no listen you imagine

06:54going to someone's house they got a nut tray look at the nut tray oh chuck if you're going to go use

07:00the bathroom hey uh just move the nut tray to the side okay no problem

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