00:00There is a cursed
00:07Kentucky Fried Chicken located in Michigan
00:10It's cursed
00:11It's one of these places that's probably in a really bad location
00:14Because now they've had at least two
00:16Possibly three vehicles slam into it
00:18Oh yeah
00:19But they keep rebuilding
00:21Well of course
00:23Because the chubby folks around there can't go without
00:25Rebuild, rebuild
00:26The citizens demanded
00:28Yeah exactly
00:29This is in Flint, Michigan
00:33It was temporarily shut down the other day
00:35When a vehicle plowed through the window
00:38Here's a quick update on it now
00:40This afternoon
00:42A Kentucky Fried Chicken location in Flint
00:44Was temporarily closed after a vehicle
00:45Drove through a window
00:47The location of the crash, the corner of the Dort Highway
00:50And Lapeer Road intersection
00:51Just before 1pm, a gray Chrysler
00:54Hit the building going into the lobby
00:55Police have not said just how many people
00:58Were in the vehicle
00:58If people were in the vehicle or if anyone was hurt
01:00We'll certainly keep you updated
01:02Okay stop, please stop
01:04Please stop and look at the people on the scene
01:06Everybody's giant
01:09But look at the side view
01:10Yep
01:11That's right
01:12Excuse me, pardon me
01:14Oh my god
01:14Okay bud
01:15If she is not with child
01:17She is with about 40 million buckets of chicken
01:19She gets a bucket of chicken just for herself
01:21She's not with child
01:22Even the dude behind her is also
01:26With child
01:26Yep
01:27And then the responding people there
01:31I mean, what did you expect though?
01:32I know
01:33Yeah
01:33If you're in that much of a rush to get to KFC
01:36Exactly
01:36I feel like it was two people trying to
01:38You know, maybe they knew
01:40Beat the lunch rush
01:41You know, maybe they knew like they were about to
01:43Because if you've gone to KFC enough
01:46You know that sometimes
01:48They are cooking the chicken
01:50You gotta wait, yeah
01:51And you have to wait
01:52Oh, right
01:53Sometimes it's like
01:54I'm sorry, we don't have anything right now
01:56We have to cook the chicken
01:57It'll be 13 minutes
01:58Maybe they had an alert
02:00They might have an alert
02:01Chicken alert
02:01Yeah, like about to cook the chicken alert
02:03And they raced
02:05In there
02:07And the president threw themselves in front of it
02:08To try to protect the caves
02:10That's right
02:10That's true
02:11Human blockade
02:12Yeah, well I think if you hit the two on the left there
02:15You would have been
02:16The KFC would have been fine
02:17Yeah, they're sturdier than those
02:18Single blockers
02:19Oh yeah
02:19You can install them
02:20The same KFC has been the scene of several crashes and fires
02:24Over the past decade
02:25Sure
02:25Another one just happened about a year ago
02:27A pickup truck crashed through the building
02:29After a collision at this intersection
02:32The truck then caught fire
02:34Which spread inside the KFC
02:36Causing major damage
02:37So they tore it down then
02:38But they rebuilt
02:39I mean, it is beautiful
02:41They didn't move locations maybe
02:43Because they have problems there
02:44Also
02:45This is nuts too
02:47When they were redoing the landscaping
02:50Uh-huh
02:50The mulch outside caught fire
02:53And spread to the building
02:54Causing major damage too
02:55Oh, they must have got some really discount mulch
02:58That explains all the rocks
02:59Yeah, they're just rocks now
03:01No
03:02It burned the place down last time
03:03Do you think their quality is less
03:04And it's made the colonel upset?
03:07The ghost of the colonel
03:08The ghost of the colonel
03:09And that's what's happened here
03:10He's like, yeah
03:11Throw your car into it
03:12Maybe that's it
03:14Maybe like
03:15If you don't
03:16If you don't hold
03:17Your KFC
03:19To the highest standards
03:20The ghost of the colonel
03:22Sends cars into your place
03:25That's what I think
03:25And he sets your mulch on fire
03:27Yeah
03:27By like smoking
03:29Finger licking death
03:30Smoking and throwing a cigarette in it
03:33Yeah
03:33Is that the colonel?
03:35I saw a ghost in a bolo time
03:37I swear to god
03:38I went downstairs into the basement
03:40And I saw the colonel
03:41Hey
03:42Ow
03:43You didn't do the 11 herbs and spices right
03:46Did you?
03:47We only have seven
03:48Burn them
03:50That's what the face of the colonel in a biscuit
03:52He's like
03:54Hey
03:54It's like laughing
03:56Yeah
03:56Buzz is in Saginaw
03:58Buzz, you know this KFC
03:59Oh my god
04:01I do
04:02Penis by the way
04:04Penis
04:04I've worked and lived around there forever
04:08I live in Saginaw now
04:09But anyway
04:09That place I've never known to be open
04:11I've seen it on fire
04:13I've seen cars in the building
04:15Seriously
04:16I said it was cursed
04:19It sounds like it's cursed
04:20He's never once known it to be open
04:22No
04:23It's always poured it up
04:25They rebuilt it
04:26Like it looked beautiful
04:28And it was never open
04:29Because it got caught on fire with emulsion
04:32I was like holy crap
04:34Well there's a car in it right now
04:36So it's closed again
04:38Well I'm safely in Saginaw
04:41I'm not eating the colonel's fried stuff
04:43But anyways
04:44You guys have a good day
04:45I just had to let you know
04:47I've never known it to be open
04:48Alright Buzz
04:49Thanks for the update dude
04:51Have a good day
04:52Take it easy
04:53See ya
04:53They still look like those
04:56Those people are so fat
04:57That are at the scene of the crash
04:59They won't need any more chicken
04:59Yeah they're like
05:00Listen
05:00Maybe we should stop with the chicken
05:03Someone's trying to tell us
05:04Maybe we're trying to get to that chicken too fast
05:08It looks like a meeting of KFC support group
05:14Absolutely
05:15Hey how you doing
05:17My name's Roscoe
05:19I'm addicted to chicken
05:21It's been about 12 days
05:24Since I had a Kentucky French
05:2512 days
05:27Roscoe why are your fingers greasy
05:28No you got me
05:30Roscoe
05:33It's been literally five minutes
05:35Give me back your token
05:39Give me back your token
05:39There you go
05:41It's like a little
05:41It's greasy
05:42It's greasy
05:43God
05:43My coin is greasy
05:45It slips right out of all of our fingers
05:47We can't pick it up
05:49Stay away from Kentucky Cursed Chicken
05:51Because
05:51It's something going on there
05:53It's not good at all
05:55It's just going on there
05:56All I can do is
05:59Get out of the way
06:00We can forget
06:00I don't know
06:01Goodbye
06:02I don't know
06:03I don't know
06:03I don't know
06:04What I don't know
06:04I don't know
06:05I don't know
06:06You know
06:07I don't know
06:08You know
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