00:00all right i feel like this is how you absolutely get a curse in fact i'm sure there's been movies
00:12similar to this an 800 year old mummy oh was seized from a man in peru after he found it years
00:23ago and kept it oh yeah finders keepers in peru and he bragged about it to his buddies and he's
00:29finally been busted i have a mummy what do you mean you have a mummy i was in a forest are you
00:36worried about a curse of course a little bit but i dress him up pretty nice and give him a lot of
00:42that is over there that's your mommy it's a mommy actually that's a crazy thing to have i know it's
00:48like a flowing dress i put him in you worried about i'm not sure it's a him or her yeah it's just a
00:52mummy just a mommy wrapped up he actually put the mummy in the isothermal bag he once used to
01:02deliver food to people just got it in your food bag huh it fits that's the craziest thing
01:09why not keep trying to keep a temperature to the same it's hilarious to find a mummy
01:18i don't know why i find a mummy i am oh my god freaking out nowhere near it
01:28like i was metal detecting and and we ended up there's we realized we were at an indian burial
01:36ground huh get out of there get out of there dude get out of there so many bad movies have started
01:43that way i felt like i could hear music in the air i'm sure scary music well it's just your chuck brain
01:50but i'm not taking a mummy and putting them in a pizza hut bag sealing it up
01:56he's in there he's fine i am keeping this mummy yeah who thinks that you're right who thinks that
02:05way i'm not very scared because it's tough to get outside of a pizza hut box oh it is impossible
02:10impossible you want to see the mummy i do i do oh my god looks pretty terrifying to me there
02:17oh no wow it's in kind of incredible shape i know right um julio said the mummy uh he has nicknamed
02:27juanita oh he said she was like my spiritual girlfriend oh at home she's in my room she sleeps
02:36with me and i take care of her jeez sleeping with the mummy so you're not a right in the hate
02:42it it turns out i'm not it it turns out i'm a pretty weird guy well when they looked into it
02:52it turns out juanita is actually a man uh-oh now he thinks he's gay uh turns out i'm a little bit of
03:02dead homosexual he said he was just letting his friends see it because they were curious you want
03:08to see my girlfriend my gaze she's in my room i think that's a man it's hard to tell because it's
03:16a mommy i think that i don't think it's that hard to tell you see that see that there what is that
03:24i think that's uh you know is it a balls i think i think that's a ball is it a balls yeah i think
03:30your uh girlfriend is oh boy egg on my face
03:34that's a weird reaction
03:38don't tell anybody about this i gotta tell everybody you stole a mommy you thought it was
03:45your girlfriend there's a lot of things to tell people i know i understand i would tell everyone
03:49as well and that was an egg on your face no no it was not the culture ministry said it has taken
03:56possession of the mummified remains with the aim of now protecting and preserving this heritage yeah
04:03they showed up we're like give us a damn mummy that's my girlfriend guy oh what a crazy thing to
04:11keep peru is rich in archaeological sites and objects it is the most visited tourist destination
04:17um it's the inca citadel of machu picchu built in the 15th century near cusco that seems like
04:25cursed territory oh that is like inca stuff to me is is even more cursey yeah than the egyptian stuff
04:32yeah you know i don't know why that is i think maybe because they did a lot of human sacrifice stuff
04:39that's uh chuck luck though he becomes a mummy and then he ends up in bed with yeah
04:43he thinks he's his girlfriend yeah it sucks man i uh some guy picked up my mummified remains oh
04:51that's found my pyramid you think in the afterlife you wouldn't have to worry about such a thing but
04:55he thinks he thinks you're his girlfriend yeah no he's doing wild stuff to me
05:00mummified a woman in this pyramid
05:03oh you think do you think he no he didn't do no come on oh yeah oh wouldn't it just crumbled to
05:13pieces if you tried to do anything like he uh he might have just pawn it yeah oh no that's why it's
05:24covering it's covering its face didn't want to see what was happening in bed next day no he really
05:45didn't poor mummy that's brutal
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