00:00my wife and i are watching white lotus on hbo max and my daughter somehow ended up in our room
00:10after we put her down now normally we put her down at 7 30 7 45 ish and she might pop the latest
00:15thing now because she's four she pops out of bed and she'll come say good night again and then she
00:19puts herself back to sleep we check on her and she's asleep so that happened on sunday night
00:25we were wrapping up season one of white lotus and amanda's like i went downstairs to fill up my
00:31wine to go watch in our bedroom and amanda's like did you check on ruby and you know of course i'm
00:35like yeah i did i did you didn't so i'm like yeah she's asleep so we turn on white lotus and white
00:41lotus i don't want to get into all the details obviously we're not going to spoil anything for
00:45you guys but you know there's very very mature content language and scenes and so sure enough
00:52there was lots of language and i thought i heard something and then cora on my dog is on the bed
00:58and she jumps down and i see her like wagging her tail because she sees something i'm like great it's
01:02a cockroach or something it's my daughter ruby and she's just standing there she's laying on the floor
01:07like she army crawled in she army crawled into the bedroom we had no idea she was there so we're
01:14watching light white lotus god only knows how long she was there because i said how long have you been
01:19laying here ruby and she's like yeah she was just laughing and then i put her back into bed and
01:24then i closed the door in the bedroom so that we know if she comes in she's going to open the doors
01:28now but it got me thinking like what if we were moving furniture like would she have said anything
01:34or she had just sat there like oh my gosh she'd have to work that out in therapy later on
01:38summer and gaffney hey hey summer what happened with you i worked hard first of all my daughter
01:50came home from school she called her uncle to come pick her up i had no idea if she was home i got up
01:56went in the living room and she grabbed me on my side or something i turned around and looked there
02:00and she said i screamed for two straight minutes oh my gosh how old was she at that point she's 15
02:06i had no idea she was home you can't just sneak up on somebody like that when you think nobody's home
02:14exactly that's funny summer i was the only one in the house i love it she's lucky you didn't like
02:19thanks for the call have a reflex and like hit her decker yeah um i'm thinking of this story with
02:26like you know kids six and under that child was 15 yeah ashley and clover good morning good morning
02:35ashley your son walked in on you moving furniture yeah girl um it wasn't no slow and steady kind of
02:43night
02:43going at it and we get done and we look over and he is sitting on the pillow beside us
02:53oh my god yeah right beside us i'm like oh god go go get out of here
03:02like damage control to have you know how long you been here buddy i don't know
03:08like what what were you doing i don't know how old how old was he he's five he's five
03:14and he is notorious for walking in on us we can lock the door we can put stuff in front of our
03:23bedroom door and he always finds a way in and he's just quiet doesn't say anything
03:28yeah just observes yep that's it she was sitting on the pillow next to you while you were moving
03:36furniture yeah i'm scarred i need to go to therapy hold on but ashley says it's really funny when she
03:42say it wasn't a kind of it wasn't a slow and steady
03:44that is really funny ashley
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