The Feed for August 3rd, 2022

Beasley Digital

9 months ago

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00:00All right, here is what's in the feed today man in Utah

00:05Probably hopped up on

00:07devil's grass

00:10Decided decided to do something pretty stupid and cost a lot of damage

00:1526 year old Cory Allen Martin sauce spider in a mountainous area. So you know what I should do? I should light that spider on fire

00:23Hmm, that's literally the last I mean if they're spider my house, I want to burn my house down sure but

00:31Burning the actual spider. Yeah something wrong with him dramatic certainly dramatic

00:35So what did this guy end up doing? Well, he ended up starting a massive forest fire

00:40And it's the Springville fire over 40 acres a very Florida story coming out of Utah. He was busted on reckless burning and possession charges

00:49Really they kind of go one in the same. Yeah. Yes

00:53God folks like the gender reveals

00:56Honest to God like when people are dying on gender reveals. It is time to stop

00:59I think it's time to stop when that become a thing my gender reveal was I was on the phone

01:04and we got a call

01:06Um my for for Jaden. It was

01:10We were just at the doctor. We found out he's a boy and then we said it's a boy to my mom over the phone and

01:15Yeah, uh, roman

01:17Uh, we found out and then said it's a boy to like some people like that

01:21I don't know when it became a thing because everyone wants to get get big on the gram

01:25Yeah, I think so, too

01:27Uh, were you really particular about the sexes of your kids? I wanted boys. Yeah, me, too

01:31There we go and either the first time we got it and I was super excited and then the second time

01:35I was literally holding him and praying

01:37Yeah, uh, when when um

01:39All the respect women

01:40When we got, um, the news that roman is a boy my the first thing my husband said was thank god

01:48Marsha was not happy with the fact that was so vehemently against having a girl but like

01:52Society stinks. So I'm like, you know what? Let's just make this as easy as humanly possible

01:56If I had a girl, my mom said it'd be the worst karma of my life

01:58So two boys were you that bad? I was a pain. I was a pain. I wasn't like I was I wasn't a bad person

02:05I was just a pain in the ass like just very crazy. Nothing changed. Yeah, uh, how's this forbidden?

02:11Love you a black cat crosses your way chances are you're freaked out. We've talked about it before

02:16Well a dog named blaze he went blind in 2020 recently had an eye removed

02:22Started getting really anxious because you know the dog used to have vision doesn't anymore. It's like where the heck am I?

02:26Well insert the cat

02:29Satin satin realized hey, you know, um, we used to be really close friends

02:33But now blaze is like stepping on me and i'm kind of over it

02:37So satin started meowing and is now leading the dog around the house

02:43Meows to get like as like an echo beacon to get the dog where he needs to be

02:47That is the cutest thing i've ever heard. It is very that is so so cute. They're inseparable now

02:53And oh my goodness not getting stepped on anymore, which is good. Wow. I love it. Finally, uh, this is horrific

03:00Oh, wow. Okay. Get ready taking a turn here going through a grocery store in virginia

03:04Kimberly slaughter saw a bag of popcorn and there was a little hole in it

03:08She's like well, that's not right. I'm gonna bring that to the front and let them know not to sell that

03:13There was a massive snake inside the bag of popcorn snakes. Not my thing. Nope, not mine either

03:17It was a non venomous snake. Not like it don't care. Yep black rat snake

03:21I mean, it's not like you're trying to figure out if it's venomous or not. You're like that's a snake

03:25I don't want anything. I don't want anything to do with it get out of my popcorn

03:28Uh, the snake was about the length of the cart

03:32Inside a bag of popcorn i'm gonna throw up it's all like I feel like I can't even think of popcorn the same

03:37So now that's so gross

03:40One of my core core memories is when I was at my grandma's house and she lived out in the country

03:45Yeah, as did we and she lived next to a field anyways

03:48We were playing outside and I was trying to get going back into my grandma's front door and there was a grass snake

03:53Which is probably like a foot long those little cute green my grandma said the same thing and I was like no

03:57I cried and cried and cried my grandma's like come on in come on

04:00I was like i'm not going in and I wouldn't go in my grandma had to like shoe the snake

04:04Welcome to the childhood trauma part of our show

04:07You have that and then for me the grass snake

04:09I there was one of my backyard in the projects and I wanted to make it my pet

04:12And they wouldn't like my mom wouldn't let me no and she called like the pet store and said no they kind of have to be it's like, oh

04:20Come on, man. You just hate snakes, but you want to pet one but that little cute guy

04:24He wasn't gonna hurt anything. I was also five or six like, you know, nope, nope

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