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The Feed for July 27th, 2022

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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:07Ah, yes, rolling back the prices at Walmart.
00:10Walmart took a hit on the stock exchange yesterday, down 7%, over 7%.
00:16And Walmart's one of those companies that, yeah, it's publicly traded, but, like, the family owns a lot of this stock.
00:21Right.
00:22And, like, it's a real lot of the stock.
00:23So, Alice, Jim, and Rob lost $11,400,000,000 yesterday on paper.
00:31That's insane.
00:32Like, they didn't, like, come out of their account, just, you know, not realize stock.
00:36That's crazy.
00:37It was $11,400,000,97.
00:42Wow.
00:42You know how they do everything?
00:43Yes.
00:43The 97.
00:45It's like, stop it.
00:45So aggressive.
00:46Wow.
00:47I mean, here we go.
00:49We could talk about it forever.
00:50It's just this, everything that's going on is not sustainable.
00:53No, it's not.
00:54I mean, I don't want anyone to cry for them.
00:56I don't want anyone to set up a GoFundMe.
00:58They are still worth over $170,000,000,000, collectively.
01:02So, you just got violently.
01:05Oh, guys.
01:06Sorry.
01:06Good.
01:07Well, that's really unfortunate.
01:09Wow.
01:10You might have to shop for you.
01:12Seriously, where you own the place.
01:12It's crazy.
01:13Where you own.
01:14Crazy.
01:14Okay.
01:15I got hair restoration.
01:17It is not particularly fun.
01:20I had a robot.
01:22I just strapped my head to this thing.
01:23And, like, I got it, like, the good way.
01:25Uh-huh.
01:25You used to take, like, a slice of bacon from the back of your head.
01:27But they have a robot that goes in, and it just plucks at the back of your head.
01:31And one follicle at a time takes the hair from your head.
01:35Right?
01:35Okay.
01:36Sounds fun.
01:37Then, for five hours, they go put it in the front of your head.
01:41Wow.
01:41The worst process ever.
01:42Well, a cure for baldness might be around the corner, at least if the scientists at
01:47the University of California, Riverside, are correct.
01:50They think they have pinpointed down the exact chemical in your body that causes your follicles
01:55to die.
01:56Interesting.
01:57It's called TGF beta.
01:59It's a protein.
02:00They say that's to blame.
02:01And if they can figure out how to control that protein, they can figure out how to stop
02:04baldness.
02:05That's great.
02:06Let's cure cancer.
02:07How about that?
02:08I mean, sure.
02:09They're on their way.
02:10I sure hope so.
02:11I mean, it's been a very long time coming, folks.
02:14I just don't know.
02:14Like, here's the deal.
02:15Like, what form is that going to come in?
02:17A vaccine?
02:18Good luck selling it.
02:19It's like, now it's the thing.
02:21Never mind.
02:22Good luck.
02:22And then, it's like, wow, no, it's control.
02:25And also, if you think you had a bad week, I mean, like, even the Walmart family didn't
02:30have a week like this.
02:31Brittany Butner of North Carolina.
02:33Okay.
02:33So, she had a newborn baby.
02:35Beautiful newborn baby.
02:37Born seven weeks premature.
02:38Oh.
02:40In the hospital.
02:41Okay.
02:41Taking a look at the baby.
02:43Three days later, starts having chest pains.
02:45She has a heart attack.
02:47How old is she?
02:48She is 28.
02:50Oh, my Lord.
02:51Has a heart attack at the hospital.
02:52Oh, gosh.
02:53They put the paddles on.
02:54They get her all good.
02:55She was close, though.
02:57And she was expected to get married in September.
02:59But she looked at her, you know, fiance.
03:02It was like, why don't we do it now?
03:03So, in the same week, she had a premature baby, had multiple surgeries, had a heart attack,
03:09and got married all within six days.
03:11Oh, my God.
03:12Got married in the hospital room.
03:13Oh, my gosh.
03:14Because she was, like, nervous.
03:15Like, oh, my gosh.
03:15Like, this could be the end.
03:17You know what?
03:17Maybe we just do it now.
03:18Wow.
03:19Yeah.
03:19Isn't that crazy?
03:20That's very crazy.
03:2228 years old.
03:23I mean, I know times are stressful, but.
03:25No, man.
03:26My blood pressure.
03:27You saw my blood pressure.
03:29Man.
03:30Like, I've had, like, one.
03:32I've had my blood pressure so high sometimes that they won't do dental work on me.
03:38They actually take your thing before, and they're like.
03:40Yeah.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:42I don't know.
03:44Yeah.
03:44It's pretty.
03:45Wow.
03:45Should I lay off the salty snacks?
03:47That is so bad.
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