MJTV: Froggy is INVINCIBLE

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00I'm invincible.

00:01I've never had to be invincible.

00:05Yeah!

00:06Oh my god.

00:09Folks, I'm going to tell you right now that Froggy, I don't think, is being a very smart guy.

00:13Froggy is poking COVID-19 right in the eye.

00:19The story is that Max, the oldest son, had tested positive some months ago.

00:25So, Luke, Froggy's youngest son, seven years old, first grader, tested positive late last week.

00:37Or maybe it was like Saturday.

00:39Are you speaking to us in beeps?

00:41Are you accompanying my story with your keyboard?

00:49Folks, Froggy's at home.

00:51He's in his little home studio bedroom.

00:53But the point is...

00:54I wrote a song.

00:55All right, hold on a sec.

00:56So, Max had COVID.

00:59Luke has COVID.

01:02Kim, Froggy's wife, Kim just tested positive for COVID on Wednesday.

01:08That's why Froggy's at home, because the whole family's in quarantine.

01:11Froggy goes and tests yesterday.

01:14Results come back.

01:16Froggy's negative.

01:17So, Froggy, this morning, first thing, tears off and says and yells what into your microphone?

01:25I am invincible!

01:27That is a big move, because everybody is afraid to say that, because you don't want to be a headline.

01:45Like, man, who says he was invincible?

01:47Yeah, exactly.

01:48Froggy, I am invincible.

01:49Froggy, I'm a superhero, basically.

01:51I think you're tempting fate, man.

01:52And I just would recommend against you literally poking COVID in the eyeball.

01:59I'm not poking anything in the eyeball.

02:01Hang on a second.

02:01Let me see if I have a poke sound effect.

02:04That's not it.

02:05No, that's not a poke sound effect.

02:10So, Froggy, how is Kim feeling?

02:13Kim was confirmed how she feels.

02:16Kim was recently, yeah.

02:17Yeah, she's feeling good, better today.

02:19She's doing better.

02:20She's on the mend, so.

02:22So, what has to happen in order for you to make it back in here?

02:27Does the whole household have to test negative?

02:30I hope she's not taking that horse butt paste.

02:33What now?

02:34No, no.

02:35All right.

02:35No horse butt paste.

02:38Speaking of that.

02:39Yeah.

02:41Horse butt paste is good for you.

02:44That's what I heard, but I'm invincible.

02:50All right, Froggy, that's enough.

02:52Well, the reason.

02:54All right, Froggy, stop at the keyboard.

02:56The reason why I'm bringing this up and.

02:59Folks, you know, I don't want to enable Froggy.

03:04But, Froggy, you know what?

03:06Who's that piano dude on Stephen Colbert's show that whenever Colbert says something,

03:12the piano dude, like, does a tinkle on the keyboard.

03:14You know what I'm talking?

03:15John.

03:15What's that?

03:16What's the band guy's name on Stephen Colbert?

03:19John.

03:19I don't know.

03:20John Baptiste.

03:21John Baptiste.

03:22Yeah.

03:22I'm going to accompany everything you said.

03:24I'm going to break your fingers off.

03:25Turn the keyboard off.

03:27Break my finger.

03:28All right.

03:30So.

03:33Listen to this.

03:34Froggy, I'm not trying to enable you.

03:35A new study finds that cannabis could block COVID-19 from entering the body.

03:42Which means Froggy is invincible.

03:46We will be invincible.

03:49Oh, no.

03:50Stop.

03:52I sent you guys the stories.

03:54I know.

03:55And I told you from the beginning.

03:57I felt it.

03:58A new study suggests there may be some special health benefits hidden in cannabis, smoking

04:04marijuana that could help block COVID-19 from entering the body.

04:08Scientists from Oregon State University and Oregon Health and Sciences University published

04:14a new peer-reviewed study that examined three cannabis compounds that are found in THC and

04:22CBD, which scientists dubbed CBGA.

04:28I can't even say all these scientific names.

04:30But the point is, after extracting them from the plant, the biological compounds were then

04:35incubated with the spike protein from COVID-19 SARS-CoV-2 virus injected into the human epithelial

04:44cells.

04:45And Froggy, your excessive marijuana engagement might be keeping the COVID out of your body.

04:55Might be.

04:56It is.

04:57Good for you, Froggy.

04:59You're a medical miracle.

05:02It fights it like a shield, like a superhero shield makes me invincible.

05:07That's right.

05:08It's like a smoke screen around me.

05:10It can't get through.

05:10I really couldn't be more proud of you.

05:13But also, just two other little COVID things.

05:16There's another story out that says that too much stress could make it more likely that

05:21you'll get COVID.

05:22That if you're also...

05:23If you're stressed out, then you're more susceptible to any disease.

05:26That's the point.

05:27And that's exactly what I was going to say.

05:29You beat me to the punch.

05:30That if you're stressed out and, you know, a mental stressful state can reduce...

05:36Weaken your immune response.

05:36Yeah, exactly.

05:38Right.

05:38So, and then last thing here.

05:41What do you think of this?

05:41Even if you're high, you're not stressed.

05:43Okay.

05:43It's all coming together.

05:44Go ahead.

05:44A bride-to-be attempts to contract COVID at a club so it doesn't spoil her upcoming wedding.

05:52So she wants to get COVID now to get it out of the way so it doesn't wreck her wedding.

06:00And folks are like, ooh, that's a bad idea.

06:03A bride-to-be...

06:03When I was a kid, everybody had chicken pox around me.

06:08Oh, yeah.

06:08And my mom wanted me to get it over with, so she made me share a Popsicle with my best friend, John.

06:14Oh, God.

06:15Which is kind of awkward.

06:16Oh, my God.

06:16You were licking the same Popsicle as...

06:19And I didn't get it.

06:21Once again, I'm invincible.

06:24I've never had a chicken pox.

06:26Invincible!

06:28Yeah!

06:29Oh, my God.

06:30Never had a chicken pox either.

06:32That's pretty good.

06:34Well, guess what?

06:35You know the commercial?

06:36If you had chicken pox, the shingles virus is already inside of you.

06:40Oh, that's great.

06:40Haven't you seen that commercial?

06:41Ew!

06:43That commercial runs all the time.

06:45I'm like, oh, really?

06:47Oh, my, really?

06:48It's getting me, oh.

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