(February 17, 2003) WFLD-TV Fox 32 Chicago Commercials

Craig's VCR & Media Closet

Here are some commercials that aired during an episode of The Secrets of Joe Millionaire:   1. The Life of David Gale TV trailer  2. Pepsi Twists  3. Truth Behind The Curtain PSA  4. Swiffer  5. Pizza Hut's Stuffed Crust Gold  6. The Michael Jackson Interview FOX promo  7. CareerBuilder.com  8. Dark Blue TV trailer  9. Carnival Cruises  10. Garnier Fructis  11. Nintendo GameCube Console  12. Tuck Everlasting on Disney DVD & Video  13. McDonald's Grilled Chicken Flatbreads  14. Energizer MAX Batteries  15. Oliver Beene FOX promo  16. T-Mobile  17. Cradle 2 the Grave TV trailer  18. Taco Bell  19. Clairol Hydriance  20. The Pitts FOX promo  21. Bank-1-One  22. Ford Taurus  23. Bally Total Fitness  24. Married by America FOX promo  25. Target  26. (same as #13)  27. Knowledge: The Anti-Drug  28. Nightclub Tragedy FOX News Chicago promo  29. Dodge Caravan  30. Advocate Health Care  31. CharlesSchwab  32. Honda Accord  33. Boston Public FOX promo  34. Anger Management TV trailer  35. (same as #2)  36. Visa Check Card  37. (same as #11 & #5)  38. The '70 Show FOX promo  39. American Idol FOX promo  40. (same as #28)  41. Nike Shox  42. Bringing Down The House TV trailer  43. (same as #18)  44. Axe Deodorant Body Spray  45. (same as #15 & #38)  46. Tears of The Sun TV trailer  47. Bud Light Beer  48. (same as #10)  49. Dentyne Ice Peppermint Gum  50. Maybelline Wet Shine Diamonds Liquid  51. T.G.I. Friday's  52. (same as #39 & #6)  53. Heineken Beer  54. St. Ives Apricot Scrub  55. Daredevil TV trailer  56. (same as #24)  57. Enterprise Rent-A-Car  58. Match.com  59. 94.7-FM The Zone  60. Boston Market  61. Nissan Ultima  62. 24 FOX promo  63. Budweiser  64. Basic TV trailer  65. Sheer Blonde Shampoos  66. Wanda at Large FOX promo  67. Fooled by Love FOX News Chicago promo  68. ATA Airlines  69. Walter E. Smith Furniture  70. Burger King  71. (same as #38 & #39)  72. Tonight at 9:00pm on FOX News Chicago...  73. Verizon Wireless  74. Centrum  75. (same as #5)  76. Nissan Murano  77. Sam Adams Light Beer  78. (same as #24 & #6)  79. Joe Millionaire: The Aftermath promo  80. Rocket Science Laboratories (2003)  81. Split-Screen Credits   A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!  All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!

Transcript

00:00I know that I'm not doing too well.

00:04I would do anything to pass.

00:07Anything, huh?

00:08Any...

00:10thing.

00:11Something profoundly stupid happened last night.

00:13Don't look away.

00:15You shouldn't be doing this.

00:16Don't miss a word.

00:18Mr. Gale, Austin police.

00:20Because the truth...

00:21Someone's framing you?

00:23No, it's more than that.

00:24...will blow your mind.

00:25Oh, my God.

00:26The Life of David Gale.

00:28Rated R at Theatres Friday.

00:32Stupid bloody fag.

00:33No, no, no, I'm just...

00:35But we really want to show you something.

00:36What is it then? What is it?

00:38These aren't Pepsis.

00:39They're Pepsi twists.

00:41You're a bunch of bloody magicians.

00:42We're not the Osbournes.

00:44You're not?

00:46We're the Osmonds.

00:48I'm a little bit country.

00:50I'm a little bit rock and roll.

00:53I dream the kids turn into the Osmonds.

00:55Oh, there, there, dear.

00:57Like twists.

00:58Pepsi twist and diet Pepsi twist.

01:00It's a twist on a great thing.

01:03This is my friend Donald.

01:05According to recently uncovered documents,

01:08a well-known tobacco company planned on boosting sales of cigarettes in the mid-90s

01:12by specifically targeting gays and homeless people.

01:16What did they call the little plan?

01:19Project Subculture Urban Marketing, also known as Project Scum.

01:24But I'm sure they meant that in a good way.

01:28Why do your floors look clean but your socks look dirty?

01:34The Swiffer Sweeper, with its dry cloths, unique 3D texture, traps and locks dirt, dust, and hair better than a broom.

01:41Why are kids and messes made for each other?

01:43Stop cleaning.

01:44Start Swiffering.

01:45New stuffed crust gold at Pizza Hut.

01:50The pizza with a ring of cheese baked inside the crust now has crunchy cheddar cheese around the outer rim.

01:55Get a stuffed crust pizza for $9.99 or go for the gold for $1 more.

02:00Stuffed crust gold.

02:01New at Pizza Hut.

02:01There are two sides to every story.

02:04And Michael Jackson says he has the footage to prove it.

02:08Now, in a Fox Worldwide exclusive, the King of Pops strikes back.

02:12See what happened when the interviewer's cameras were turned off and Michael's were turned on.

02:18Your relationship with your children is spectacular.

02:20Your interaction with them is just so natural, so loving.

02:24Plus, the mother of Michael's children reveals the truth about their relationship.

02:28We split up because I couldn't deal with it.

02:32Intimate details you won't see anywhere else.

02:35I'm going to ask the big question now.

02:37Do you have sex?

02:38A two-hour television event.

02:41The Michael Jackson interview.

02:42The footage you were never meant to see.

02:44At 8, 7 central, Fox Thursday.

02:47I was handing out my business card to anyone who would take it.

02:51I mean, if they had a pocket, they got one.

02:53And my resume was all over the internet.

02:56So it's a good thing I finally found a job.

02:58Because even my boss started asking me how the search was going.

03:01Hold on.

03:01Let's try this again with a little discretion.

03:04Careerbuilder.com let me search anonymously.

03:07Without posting my resume or anything.

03:09Whenever I found something that interested me,

03:11CareerBuilder helped me make the right contact.

03:13Now that's a smarter way to find a better job.

03:16CareerBuilder.com

03:17You gotta be heartless.

03:19This is my line of work.

03:21Where is the line between right and wrong?

03:25Cancel his ticket.

03:26This is different, man.

03:27This guy didn't do anything.

03:28And how far will one cop go?

03:30Your job is not to think.

03:31It is to follow orders.

03:33To take back his honor.

03:35I ain't going down.

03:35Us Weekly calls Dark Blue the first great movie of 2003.

03:42I got all the deep, deep dirt right here.

03:44Dark Blue Rated R.

03:46Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.

04:05Dark Blue Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated Rated R

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05:07to its fullest I'm gonna be 17 until the end of the world Walt Disney Pictures presents

05:13Talk Everlasting rated PG own it on Disney DVD and video Tuesday February 25th

05:20McDonald's grilled chicken flatbread

05:22it's back toasted flatbread pepper jack grilled chicken it's back you want it all then hurry

05:29in before it's gone I want it all I want again yours I win oh no my batteries are dying

05:39yeah presenting our longest lasting Energizer Max ever Energizer Max do you have the bunny inside

05:47the network that rewrote the future of television comedy is taking a crack at TV's legendary past

05:54quick turn on Carson that zoo guy's on and he's got red ass baboons this March oh yeah just let

06:04him breathe Fox tackles a whole new decade back in the 60s no one thought twice about secondhand smoke

06:09I don't like the sound of that car consider yourself warned you embarrass me I'll make your life a living

06:15hell do you give me a little credit I'm sorry now I gotta go take a whiz

06:19Oliver Bean a new era in comedy begins Sunday March 9th on Fox

06:26Shook up ramen yeah soup freeze a call to the library could help her out good thing T-Mobile lets her call whenever she wants go

06:47says here pour some sugar on me I'm hot sticky sweet the most whenever minutes on limited weekends only from T-Mobile get more

06:58Amazon

07:13Taco Bell's new Monterey chicken quesadilla rich Monterey Jack cheese meets spicy pepper

07:18jack melted together with all white meat chicken for a taste so tempting it might trigger a Monterey matchup

07:24try the new monterey chicken quesadilla the color of being good to yourself hydrants hair color

07:32hydrants deep moisturizing color cream doesn't dry out your hair it saturates every strand with

07:37colors so lush and radiant it turns even your gray gorgeous hydrants from clairall

07:42the pitt family history ambrose pitt train conductor gerald pitt test pilot now meet the

07:52latest generation of pits you're a very lucky girl i've got a pipe in my head the kids looking for

07:59a normal family you're out of luck coming soon to fox i want free checking no monthly service fees

08:07no minimum balance really 100 free announcing the end of checking as you know it i want to see my

08:13canceled checks online email me just to let me know when my balance gets low i'm not gonna pay to talk

08:18to a teller and the beginning of checking as you want it branches everywhere atms everywhere i look

08:23can you do that for me not just free checking maximum strength checking only from bank one give

08:29me the maximum that's what i want

08:30i'm happy to meet him get preve on a plane today okay i need him here i'll take the meeting just

08:42keep it short well just as long as i'm out by seven hang on a second thomas did we get a new car

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09:15take your first step now and receive up to three personal training sessions at no additional charge

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09:32and change your world would you ever marry someone you don't know would you let america choose your

09:40spouse on monday march 3rd you'll meet frustrated singles ready to say i do to people they've never

09:47even seen on the reality series married by america that's right you make the match and two total

09:55strangers will make the ultimate commitment for better or for worse married by america premieres

10:02monday march 3rd on fox

10:04don't stop living in the rain

10:15don't stop living in the rain

10:20McDonald's Grilled Chicken Flatbread

10:40It's back

10:40Toasted Flatbread

10:42Pepper Jack

10:43Grilled Chicken

10:45It's back

10:46You want it all?

10:47Then hurry in before it's gone

10:48I want it all

10:50In a roadside study, one in three reckless drivers who were tested for drugs

11:16Tested positive for marijuana

11:18It's more harmful than we all thought

11:20Tonight on Fox News Chicago

11:23A nightclub stampede kills more than 20 people

11:26Hear stories from the people who made it out alive

11:29It was chaos, it was mad, the security couldn't handle it

11:31The city searches for answers

11:33The owner knows damn well that he is not to open at the second floor facility

11:39We'll have live team coverage at nine

11:41Doctor, do you want the number 15 or the number 10 scalpel?

11:44Number 15, the 10's one millimeter too wide

11:46Should I get an SUV or a caravan?

11:48Caravan drives like a car, it gets better gas mileage

11:50Get the caravan

11:51I have an SUV

11:53Sleepy time

11:58There's no smarter choice for your family than the Dodge Caravan

12:02Doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that out

12:04Buy now and we'll match your down payment up to $750

12:07Plus get a $3,500 cash allowance for a total of up to $5,000 down

12:11I raised three kids

12:14I changed their diapers, I wiped their tears

12:16And I taught them right from wrong

12:18My husband catches a cold

12:21I've got four kids

12:22Do I get sick?

12:24No, I don't have time to get sick

12:26You know, women are strong

12:29That's what we tell ourselves

12:32Maybe that's wrong

12:36Probably is, I don't know

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13:31Features heated front seats

13:33Dual zone climate controls

13:35And a traction control system

13:37So you can turn any drive

13:39Into a getaway

13:40Next Monday

13:44The nation fell in love with her on American Idol

13:47Now

13:49Be there when Tamira Gray joins the cast of Boston Public

13:54All new at 8, 7 Central next Monday on Fox

13:57This court orders you to undergo anger management therapy

14:01Dave Busnick doesn't have an anger problem

14:04Where should we put my stuff?

14:05What do you mean?

14:06But with a little anger management

14:07He will

14:09I sell over an easy!

14:16Adam Sandler

14:17Jack Nicholson

14:19Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

14:22Anger Management

14:23How do you feel?

14:24He's dying of love!

14:26Credited PG-13 in theaters everywhere

14:27April 11

14:28Stupid bloody facts

14:30Hey Dad!

14:30No, no, no, no, no, I'm just can you see

14:31But we really want to show you something

14:33What is it then, what is it?

14:34These aren't Pepsi's

14:36They're Pepsi twists

14:37You're a bunch of bloody magicians

14:39And we're not the Osbournes

14:40You're not?

14:41we're the osmonds i'm a little bit country i'm a little bit rocky

14:48i jumped the kids head into the osmonds oh they're there dear

14:53like twists pepsi twist and diet pepsi twist it's a twist on a great thing

14:58can i write check yo yo yo yo yo yo can i write check yo yo yo yo yo can i write check yo

15:19next time use the visa check card instead of checks it'll get you in out and on with life

15:23yo gee yo gee yo for a limited time buy the nintendo gamecube for only 149.95 and receive

15:38metroid prime or one of three of the great games free can i get a price check new stuffed crust

15:46gold at pizza hut the pizza with a ring of cheese baked inside the crust now has crunchy cheddar

15:51cheese around the outer rim get a stuffed crust pizza for 9.99 or go for the gold for one

15:55dollar more stuffed crust gold new at pizza hut fox wednesday is the night dreams come true

16:02you need to spend the night with me for this the moment he's been waiting for is finally here

16:07i'm going to do it i'm going to do it celebrate this unforgettable event we need details there

16:13were some sounds what kind of sounds well i would say this it was not applause

16:17on an all new that 70s show then it's 90 minutes of american idol first find out who moves on when

16:24your votes are revealed live plus catch a special hour of auditions so bad we couldn't show them

16:29until now

16:30it's the best of the worst

16:35you may be remembered for this american idol it all starts at 8 7 central fox wednesday

16:43tonight it was like the titanic at a nightclub a nightclub tragedy kills more than 20 people

16:50hear stories from the people who made it out alive team coverage at nine

16:53so

17:06so

17:14Peter's life was all business

17:27until his blind internet date

17:29I hope you like shams

17:31wasn't what he pictured

17:33this Saturday night

17:35don't miss a special sneak preview

17:37of the comedy critics are calling

17:39wake up Charlene

17:40outrageous

17:43you got me straight trippin boo

17:44and irresistible

17:46George is having trouble reading

17:47the bull

17:48the cup

17:49what's a rack?

17:51it's a country

17:52ringing down the house

17:54rated PG-13

17:55Taco Bell's new Monterey chicken quesadilla

17:57combines two tastes so tempting

17:59it might trigger

18:00a Monterey matchup

18:02so rich

18:04she digs me

18:05spicy too

18:08really digs me

18:09where can the old quesadilla angle again

18:11huh?

18:13the Monterey chicken quesadilla

18:16rich Monterey jack cheese

18:17meets spicy pepper jack

18:18melted together

18:19over all white meat chicken

18:21for the new Monterey chicken quesadilla

18:23think outside the butt

18:24introducing

18:29Axe deodorant body spray

18:30for men

18:31the Axe effect

18:53Axe deodorant body spray

18:55the network that rewrote the future

18:57of television comedy

18:59is taking a crack

19:00at TV's legendary past

19:02quick

19:03turn on Carson

19:04that zoo guy's on

19:06and he's got red ass baboons

19:07this March

19:09oh yeah

19:10just let him breathe

19:12Fox tackles a whole new decade

19:14back in the 60s

19:15no one thought twice

19:16about secondhand smoke

19:17I don't like the sound

19:18of that car

19:18consider yourself

19:20warned

19:21you embarrass me

19:22I'll make your life

19:23a living hell

19:23would you give me a little credit?

19:25over here!

19:27back out the craters

19:28on this moon!

19:29Oliver Bean

19:32a new era in comedy

19:33begins Sunday March 9th

19:34on Fox

19:35it was an unforgettable time

19:38how may I serve you?

19:39that is so sad

19:40Burger Boy

19:41when all that mattered

19:42was having fun

19:44is that fear really

19:45gonna make your lives better?

19:46not if you don't let us drink it

19:48and hanging with your friends

19:50you have to tell me

19:51where to stop now

19:52because I have been

19:53burning the past

19:54I don't want you

19:55to stop

19:55anywhere

19:56oh

19:58say you will

19:59say you will

20:00give me one more

20:01this Wednesday

20:03the best years

20:04of their lives

20:05are getting even better

20:06well there was no romantic music

20:08like in the movies

20:08so I had to hum

20:10and then there were

20:12some sounds

20:13what kind of sounds?

20:14well I would say this

20:15it was not applause

20:16get hooked on the feeling

20:18of that 70s show

20:19don't worry Fesh

20:20she probably just felt bad

20:21she was doing it

20:22with a foreigner

20:23all new on its new night

20:26at 8, 7 central

20:27Wednesdays on Fox

20:29we have made a lot of memories

20:30in that basement

20:31too bad we can't remember

20:32any of them

20:33on a rescue mission

20:37I'm here to get you out

20:398 navy seals were trapped

20:41birds are taking heavy fire

20:43you are on your own

20:44in hostile territory

20:45we had trouble

20:465,000 rebels

20:47you're purging on your area

20:49everybody down

20:50to get out alive

20:51this is an engagement

20:52we're already engaged

20:53they'll have to do

20:54the impossible

20:55wait for my go

20:56stay with this man

20:58it's your job

20:58to keep him alive

20:59Bruce Willis

21:00hold the line

21:01the director of training day

21:02users of the sun

21:04rated R

21:05opens March 7th

21:07so um

21:07would you like to try that out

21:08what?

21:09no

21:10why not

21:11you know

21:12a lot of guys do

21:13really?

21:14yeah

21:15I think it's sexy

21:16you do?

21:18very

21:18and I'll never tell

21:21maybe just this once

21:23make that

21:27three

21:28Bud Lights

21:29you owe me

21:29for the great taste

21:31that won't fill you up

21:31and never let you down

21:32make it a Bud Light

21:36is your hair about to blow a fuse

21:38feeling a bit frazzled

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22:02new Garnier Fructis

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23:05on American Idol

23:07they're the best undiscovered talent in America

23:10tomorrow night

23:15don't miss the excitement and the emotion

23:17we've got some great artists here

23:19when the next eight finalists sing for a chance at stardom

23:22when you see me like this

23:24and when I see you like that

23:27you are what this competition is all about

23:30American Idol

23:31followed by an all-new 24

23:33it all starts at 8

23:34Fox Tuesday

23:35sponsored in part by AT&T Wireless

23:39your inside connection to American Idol

23:41there are two sides to every story

23:43and Michael Jackson says he has the footage to prove it

23:47now in a Fox worldwide exclusive

23:50the king of pop strikes back

23:52see what happened when the interviewer's cameras were turned off

23:55and Michael's were turned on

23:57your relationship with your children is spectacular

23:59your interaction with them is just so natural

24:03so loving

24:03plus the mother of Michael's children reveals the truth about their relationship

24:08we split up because I couldn't deal with it

24:12intimate details you won't see anywhere else

24:14I'm gonna ask the big question now

24:16you had sex?

24:18a two-hour television event

24:20the Michael Jackson interview

24:21the footage you were never meant to see

24:24at 8, 7 central

24:25Fox Thursday

24:33what is this some kind of joke?

24:52I don't get it

24:53once in a Swiss kingdom

24:59there was a maiden who suffered from such a dull complexion

25:02she thought herself an ugly duckling

25:04one day

25:06she came upon

25:07St. Ives Apricot Scrub

25:09the one with 100% natural exfoliants

25:13magical little scrubbers

25:14that deep cleaned to slough off dull dead skin

25:17she gazed upon a reflection

25:18touched her soft smooth face

25:20and realized

25:21she was radiant

25:22the radiance is yours

25:24the secret is Swiss

25:26St. Ives

25:27tell me

25:28America loves Daredevil

25:30could you be a little bit more specific?

25:31Burton Rupert here

25:32two thumbs up

25:33is that really necessary?

25:35no

25:35it was fun

25:36USA Today raves

25:37it's as great as it is cool

25:39Daredevil

25:40rated PG-13

25:41now playing

25:42Joe Millionaire found his match

25:44with a little help from Fox

25:46and yours truly

25:47but the folks on the new series

25:49Married by America

25:51will rely on

25:52you

25:53introducing Married by America

25:55a new reality series

25:57where you call in and make a match

25:58and two total strangers

26:00make the ultimate commitment

26:01will it be a romance made in heaven

26:03or a marriage from hell?

26:05Married by America

26:06you match

26:07you vote

26:08they marry

26:09series premiere

26:10Monday March 3rd

26:11on Fox

26:12Married couples?

26:14gee

26:14I wonder if they'll need a butler

26:16gotta get away?

26:20Enterprise Rent-A-Car

26:21has pick-me-up weekend specials

26:23from $9.99 a day

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26:27so if you gotta get away

26:29call 1-800-RENT-A-CAR

26:31Mom

26:33Dad

26:34we have something to say

26:35Claire and I

26:37didn't meet in France

26:38the truth is

26:39we met on Match.com

26:41and I think

26:42we think

26:43it's the greatest thing

26:44to ever happen to us

26:45but what about Paris?

26:47what about my Eiffel Tower?

26:49we picked that up

26:49at a garage sale

26:50we've never been to France

26:52I'm actually from Long Island

26:54oh

26:56cheers

26:57that's nice

26:59there are 8 million people

27:00on Match.com

27:01are you matching?

27:02this is New Rock

27:0494-7

27:05The Zone

27:06New Rock is 94-7

27:18The Zone

27:20New Rock is 94-7

27:31The Zone

27:32Dinner's ready

27:39what's for dinner tonight?

27:43that's easy

27:44Boston Market

27:46we're always cooking

27:47when Nissan

27:49when Nissan designed

27:50the taillights

27:51on the Nissan Altima

27:52were we thinking

27:53safety

27:53or style?

27:56yes

27:56these taillights

27:59really have

28:00stopping power

28:01let your Nissan dealer

28:06introduce you

28:07to a new Altima

28:08with a $249

28:10per month lease

28:11right

28:13you ready to tell me

28:20everything I need to know

28:20Fox Tuesday

28:21you don't want this bomb

28:22to go off

28:23extreme times

28:25require extreme measure

28:26the bomb has been discovered

28:28there is a nuclear warhead

28:29somewhere on site

28:30the location

28:31has been surrounded

28:32there's a hostile

28:33U.S. paramilitary unit

28:35standing between

28:35you and the bomb

28:36why is a U.S. military unit

28:38eating these terrorists?

28:39but what they find

28:40when they get there

28:41may be the biggest

28:41bombshell of all

28:43look at it!

28:43we dare you

28:45not to watch

28:46until the very end

28:47oh my god

28:49don't miss an

28:50all new 24

28:51at 9 8 central

28:52Fox Tuesday

28:53where'd you get that shirt?

28:57it's huge

28:58it was my own boyfriend

28:59it must have been huge

29:02he was

29:03why'd you change

29:06into one of mine?

29:07nah, yours are

29:08kind of small

29:09so?

29:12well, small ones

29:13you're okay

29:13huge ones just feel better

29:16you have the tiniest

29:21little hands

29:22yeah?

29:25Tom, I need your help

29:27my rangers

29:28are gods

29:29he trained them

29:31to deceive our enemies

29:32to call themselves

29:33Section 8

29:34but when they turned on us

29:36they were a renegade

29:37one of their own

29:38and we'll have to find them

29:40they're dead, aren't they?

29:40it's not like that

29:41it's not

29:42before it's too late

29:44they cannot tell you

29:45about the other operations

29:45what other operations

29:47John Travolta

29:48Connie Nielsen

29:49Samuel L. Jackson

29:50you're running out of time now

29:51BASEC

29:52rated R

29:53in theaters everywhere

29:54March 28th

29:55okay, blondes

29:57take it off

29:58take off everything

29:59that's bad for your blonde

30:01sheer blonde shampoos

30:02take off everything

30:03that discolors blonde hair

30:04pollution and minerals

30:06from tap water

30:06make it dark

30:07chlorine turns it green

30:09sheer blonde shampoos

30:11let your lightest

30:12brightest blonde

30:13shine through

30:14I love you, baby

30:15now when someone

30:17asks you to take it off

30:18just shampoo

30:18I love you, I love you

30:21I love you, love you, love you

30:23yes I do

30:24hi, I'm Wanda from WHDC

30:27covering the Joe Millionaire finale

30:29they should just call that show

30:31Bitches Love Money

30:32are all the feminists in comas

30:35introducing Wanda at Large

30:37coming March 26th to Fox

30:39when she couldn't trust

30:41the one she loved

30:42he told me he had business dealings

30:44in California

30:44he had a house in California

30:46she put her trust

30:47in a private eye

30:49every night he's on a rush street

30:50picking up women

30:50because sometimes

30:51the search for Mr. Right

30:53leads to love

30:54with Mr. Wrong

30:55Fooled by Love

30:57a Fox News Focus Report

30:59tonight at 9

31:00we're learning about

31:01supply and demand at school

31:03it's supposed to be really great

31:05but then Mrs. Olsen

31:06taught us how people

31:07like the airlines

31:08could take advantage of it

31:10and make certain tickets

31:11really, really expensive

31:12she says for airlines

31:14it's good economics

31:15never advance purchase

31:18never minimum stay requirements

31:20never really, really expensive

31:22why is that good?

31:27ATA

31:27an honestly different airline

31:29we've been brothers for 40 years

31:32and partners for 20

31:33Drexel Heritage Furniture

31:34will complement our already

31:35excellent collection

31:36it's my name on the

31:38big side of that

31:39big Smith truck

31:40Smith is open on Sundays

31:42from 11 to

31:43what, 6?

31:44years down the road

31:47our clients are really glad

31:49they came to Walter E. Smith

31:50we take care of them

31:51even years down the road

31:53Walter E. Smith

31:55you dream it

31:57we build it

31:58it's one for mom

31:59get into Burger King today

32:02and get two burgers

32:03and two orders of fries

32:04for just $2.22

32:05enjoy a juicy flame broiled burger

32:09made just the way you want it

32:11together with hot

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32:13and then

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32:18now only $2.22

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32:23two fries

32:24$2.22

32:25for a limited time

32:27at Burger King

32:28Fox Wednesday

32:33is the night

32:33dreams come true

32:35you need to spend

32:35the night with me

32:36for Vince

32:38the moment he's been

32:39waiting for

32:39is finally here

32:41I'm going to do it

32:42I'm going to do it

32:43celebrate this

32:43unforgettable event

32:45we need details

32:46there were some sounds

32:47what kind of sounds

32:49well I would say this

32:50it was not applause

32:50on an all new

32:51that 70s show

32:52this

32:53it's 90 minutes

32:54of American Idol

32:55first find out

32:56who moves on

32:57when your votes

32:57are revealed live

32:58plus catch a special

32:59hour of auditions

33:00so bad

33:01we couldn't show

33:02them until now

33:03it's the best

33:07of the worst

33:08you may be

33:11remembered

33:12for this

33:12American Idol

33:14it all starts

33:14at 8, 7 central

33:15Fox Wednesday

33:16coming up

33:19at 9 o'clock

33:19latest developments

33:21in the tragedy

33:21at a nightclub

33:22on the south side

33:23that killed

33:2421 people

33:25I'm Walter Jacobson

33:27in the Fox Newsroom

33:27we will have team coverage

33:29our news now

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33:31from early mornings

33:34to late nights

33:35from the store

33:35around the corner

33:36to business

33:37around the country

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33:58we never stop

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34:00can you hear me now

34:01good

34:02emerging science

34:04suggests that lycopene

34:05is one of the ingredients

34:06in tomatoes

34:07that may help reduce

34:07the risk of heart disease

34:09now Centrum

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34:11another reason

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34:16from A to Zinc

34:17new stuffed crust

34:20gold at Pizza Hut

34:21the pizza with a ring

34:22of cheese baked

34:23inside the crust

34:24now has crunchy

34:25cheddar cheese

34:25around the outer rim

34:26get a stuffed crust

34:27pizza for $9.99

34:28or go for the gold

34:30for $1 more

34:30stuffed crust gold

34:32new at Pizza Hut

34:33introducing the new

34:57Nissan Murano

34:58for your adventures

34:59in Anrody

35:00come on

35:04grab a Sammy Light

35:05I'll be right out

35:06just tasted new

35:12Sam Adams Light

35:13the first great tasting

35:14light beer

35:15shockingly great taste

35:17they say that

35:19no matter how hard

35:20you try

35:20you never really

35:21know someone

35:22until you marry them

35:23so on March 3rd

35:25there'll be no flirting

35:26no first date

35:27no romance

35:29just America

35:30making a match

35:32two complete strangers

35:33will make the ultimate

35:34commitment

35:35to agree to get married

35:36before they've even met

35:38for better

35:39or for worse

35:40Married by America

35:42you match

35:43you vote

35:43they marry

35:44a new reality series

35:46coming March 3rd

35:47to Fox

35:47there are two sides

35:49to every story

35:50and Michael Jackson

35:51says he has the footage

35:53to prove it

35:54now in a Fox

35:55worldwide exclusive

35:56the king of pop

35:57strikes back

35:58see what happened

35:59when the interviewers

36:00cameras were turned off

36:01and Michael's

36:02were turned on

36:03your relationship

36:05with your children

36:05is spectacular

36:06your interaction

36:07with them

36:08is just so natural

36:09so loving

36:10plus

36:11the mother of

36:11Michael's children

36:12reveals the truth

36:13about their relationship

36:14we split up

36:15because

36:16I

36:17couldn't deal with it

36:18intimate details

36:19you won't see

36:20anywhere else

36:21I'm gonna ask

36:22the big question now

36:23you had had sex

36:24a two hour television event

36:27the Michael Jackson interview

36:28the footage you were

36:29never meant to see

36:30at 8 7 central

36:31Fox Thursday

36:32it's not over yet

36:36next week

36:37on Joe Millionaire

36:38an interview you won't see

36:39anywhere else but here

36:40Evan and Zora

36:41will be reunited

36:42for the first time

36:43since leaving the chateau

36:44we'll love bloom

36:45for this million dollar couple

36:47I know

36:47I'm going to make you

36:48millionaires

36:49in this exclusive interview

36:51they tell all

36:52about the money

36:53about the fame

36:55and their future together

36:56Joe Millionaire

36:58The Afterman

37:00just when you thought

37:13Joe Millionaire

37:14was over

37:15things are just

37:16getting started

37:16next Monday

37:18be there

37:18when the most anticipated

37:19couple in America

37:20come together

37:21for the first time

37:22in public

37:23an exclusive look

37:24at their relationship

37:25the all new special

37:26Joe Millionaire

37:27The Aftermath

37:29next Monday

37:29at 9 8 central

37:30on Fox

37:31last week

37:33on American Idol

37:34some finalists

37:35set the room on fire

37:36what's us inside you

37:40you're burning down

37:41the bridges you crossed

37:43as soon as you

37:57you

38:01you

38:04you

38:05you

38:09you

38:10you

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