00:00Sometimes, some crimes go slippin' through the cracks
00:10But these two gumshoes are pickin' up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:20When you need help, just call
00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and L
00:25Rescue Rangers
00:26Ch-ch-chip and L
00:28No, no, it never fails once they're involved
00:33Somehow, whatever's wrong gets solved
00:36Ch-ch-chip and L
00:38Rescue Rangers
00:39Ch-ch-chip and L
00:41No, no, it never fails
00:44They'll take the clues
00:46And find out where's and why's and who's
00:49Ch-ch-chip and L
00:51Rescue Rangers
00:52Ch-ch-chip and L
00:54When there's danger
00:55Ch-ch-chip and L
00:57There's the theater
01:08Hurry and land
01:09Roger, Dale
01:10One landing coming up
01:12Come on!
01:20What's the big hurry, Dale?
01:21We've got plenty of time
01:22I don't want to miss the cartoon
01:23Hope it's the one with that big, dumb duck
01:28Well, I think we should be doing something more important than going to the movies
01:41Oh, Chip, even Rescue Rangers need time off once in a while
01:46Besides, this movie is research
01:48It's got battles and sword fighting and everything
01:50Hey, where's Zipper?
01:52The movie's about to start
01:54Can't stand being in the spotlight, eh, Zip?
02:03Let the masquerade begin
02:13Where's the movie screen?
02:18Oh, cruel fate
02:24Oh, sad day
02:27What is all this stuff?
02:29Garlic, Dale?
02:30This isn't a movie
02:31You're all kidding
02:33Strike me, Starkus
02:35It's a blooming opera
02:36Gosh, what an opportunity for us to culturally enrich ourselves
02:41I hate it
02:49I'm going home and watch TV
02:51Good
02:51I'll stay here for some cultural enrichment
02:53Oh, I didn't say I couldn't learn to like it
02:56If only he would return to me
03:01Hey, hey, hey
03:04I've come to save the day
03:05Get that carrot scum
03:07I'm a fair maiden
03:08I have returned
03:10I have nothing
03:12Nothing
03:14Nothing
03:16Wowee, what a guy
03:19They'll part us now
03:23Oh, hearts are one
03:28We will never part
03:33Our love
03:36We will last
03:39Forever
03:41Musy stuff
03:46That sword fighting was great
03:48Dale
03:49Shh
03:49Love and passion
03:52I believe
03:56Can you see them?
04:00Don't call me, you idiot
04:01They're right below
04:03They're music file
04:04Hands off, pirate scum
04:07She is the king's only daughter
04:10Oh boy, more sword fighting
04:13For the king
04:14Leave her be your face
04:17En garde
04:18En garde
04:19En garde, pirate scum
04:26You said it
04:28What a hand
04:37What a hand
04:37What a hand
04:38What a hand
04:40That was a close call
04:55Dale
04:57That was a close call
05:09I guess accidents do happen
05:11But it wasn't an accident
05:13Come on
05:13Dale
05:23Dale, are you all right?
05:25All right?
05:26I was great
05:27Did you see me?
05:28Hey
05:29That could have been you
05:31Hey, those are the guys who cut the road
05:37They sure get craggy
05:51This is heavy
05:52Those little nippers are sure strong for their size
05:58Golly
06:09We must be in the storm drains under the city
06:12Well, leave our moderate
06:17I'm gonna slice those yellow-belly-scale wagers to ribbons
06:21Hey, quick rockin' the boat
06:22All right
06:24I just wish we could go faster
06:25I haven't hit a ride like that
06:42Since me wallaby had the fidgeted hiccups
06:44Toorah-loo
06:47Golly
06:59It's like we're in a whole other world
07:02But why would those little guys want to live way down here?
07:05Rence brumbly, jeeper
07:06You beautiful, Todd
07:08The double-assinger would be flat as a cape if not for you
07:12Me?
07:14You just hold my hand
07:15This is how you get rid of a no-talent actor like Clarence Dutley
07:20This is how you do it
07:26You chumma
07:27Stop it, the karate
07:29Oh, there's nothing but pint-sized words
07:32I can take them
07:33Are you crazy?
07:36Come back here, Dale
07:37Hang out
07:39Hang out yourself
07:41I can't
07:43Unfair, you nasty odent
07:46I don't need this
07:47I'll take your bare hand
07:48Don't get cocky, Pally
07:50Please, don't interrupt them
07:53This is the best part
07:54What have we here?
08:06Could it be an audience?
08:09I guess
08:10We're the rescue rangers
08:13Oh, how marvellously intriguing
08:15And I
08:16Alien
08:17And I
08:18Oh, ladies and gentlemen
08:25The management is pleased to present for your histrionic pleasure
08:29That's one cracked crook
08:30That singer, dancer, and actor extraordinaire
08:35Suenose de Bergerac
08:38Why, thank you, Euripides
08:40You are too kind
08:42Of course he's too kind
08:44You stink
08:45I give him the thumbs down
08:50No, a thumbs up
08:51His Macbeth interpretation is beyond compare
08:54What's the matter, Suenose?
08:58I can't take criticism
09:00I can, too
09:03Criticism allows a performer to grow
09:06After all
09:07I am a professional
09:09I have studied under the greatest performers of all time
09:14You're about thirty feet under
09:16It hasn't been easy, you know
09:22Fairly out of the egg
09:28I was cruelly torn from my nest in Louisiana Bayou
09:32And sent to a metropolitan pet shop
09:36You can imagine the psychological damage
09:38No sooner was I settled
09:40Than I was again uprooted
09:42When someone's mother flushed me
09:45You'll excuse the expression
09:47Into the city's sewer system
09:51So I made my home here
09:58Beneath the theater
10:00Bravo, bravo
10:02Bravissimo
10:04Really marvelous
10:06Thank you
10:08Thank you
10:09You can't leave now
10:18Your show's just begun
10:20I was hoping you'd stay for a little dinner theater
10:26Welcome to Suenose the Bergerac's dinner theater
10:38Hey, go ahead
10:43Or else I'll be forced to sell your faithful dog spot
10:46No, no, not my dear pup spot
10:53Oh, boo-hoo, boo-hoo
10:55Never here, madam
10:57We will save you
11:00Oh, thank you
11:02Kind sirs
11:03So you think you can save her, do you?
11:07I'll teach you not how to listen
11:09You'll never forget
11:10Those are fighting words, sir
11:12Put up your dupes
11:14There's nothing like a good melodrama
11:23And this is nothing like one
11:25You can't do that with my friends
11:28Why, you
11:28I'll show you
11:29I've an overdone excuse for a listen
11:30What?
11:34Stop that
11:35The show must go on
11:38I should have known better
11:45Than to perform dinner theater with amateurs
11:48Oh, well
11:51We'll just dispense with the theater
11:53And go right to dinner
11:55Golly, Mr. Suenose
11:59We're sorry we weren't very good in your show
12:02But you can't expect us to be as wonderful as you
12:05Wonderful?
12:06Too right
12:08You're the best actor we've ever seen
12:11You betcha
12:12Even better than old Clarence Dudley
12:14Hear that, boys?
12:16Public recognition at last
12:18I'm excited, senseless
12:20I can sing rings around that no-talent fufinagle
12:25Clarence Dudley
12:27And tonight, I will
12:29Dudley, tonight you face your final curtain
12:33He's better than a real man
12:36Full of Jamaican fruit bits
12:38But you've got to admit
12:40He's entertaining
12:41No, thank you
12:50Must watch my figure, you know
12:51Flowers
12:53Heavens no
12:55My hay fever
12:56Singing telegram
12:58Hmm, how droll
13:00On table
13:02Clarence Dudley
13:05What a star
13:06A celebrity
13:07Through and through
13:08Your ego's fat
13:10But that's okay
13:11Cause I intend to eat you
13:14No, no
13:16Very well
13:26One shouldn't perform on a fool's stomach anyway
13:29But I have a performance to
13:40Golly
13:46We can't just hang around and do nothing
13:48It's the uniform, mate
14:09Women go crazy for him
14:11Come on
14:22We gotta save clearance
14:23Man, this throne's getting heavy
14:38Or maybe it's just that six chili dogs we had for lunch
14:42No sign of sewer nose
14:46Maybe we got here first
14:48We'd better check clearance's dressing room
14:50Give it the old eyeball, zipper
14:53Looks like we'd better get in there
15:02It's no good, guys
15:20I can't reach
15:21Well, of course
15:24Why didn't I do that in the first place?
15:27What is this, 20 questions?
15:32Oh, no
15:42He's headed for the stage
15:43Me, me, me, me
15:45Do you see sewer nose?
16:01No, afraid not
16:02You wouldn't think an alligator would be so hard to find
16:05We gotta get him back into the sewer before he hurts someone
16:07But how?
16:09He's too big
16:09Let the muscarade begin
16:13Oh, cruel fate
16:18Oh, sad day
16:22Oh, that's my father
16:24Try not to choke out there, you unspeakable lizard
16:28Thank you, Voltaire
16:30You'll be marvelous, sewer nose
16:35Ah, Euripides
16:36I can always count on you
16:38Go out there and kill them
16:40Depending on their reaction
16:42I just might
16:43To love
16:46And all because he's a pirate
16:49If only he would return to me
16:55Return to me
17:09Hey, what's with Dudley's new mask?
17:21It's better than looking at his face
17:23Hey, hey, hey
17:28I've come to save the day
17:30It worked once before
17:33I have returned
17:35And nothing
17:36Nothing
17:38We're part of snow
17:46Our hearts are warm
17:53We will never part
17:58Oh, no
18:01Come on
18:02We gotta keep him on the stage
18:03I'm a gator
18:04Everyone's a critic
18:12I'll have you all for dinner
18:15My heart
18:19My heart
18:19We will never plan
18:24Our love
18:27Will last
18:30Forever
18:31Our hearts are warm
18:37Almost done, Gadget
18:40Just about
18:41But you have to get sewer nose
18:42Into the fountain
18:43No problem
18:44I will leave you
18:50Hands off
18:56Pirate scum
18:57She is the king's only daughter
19:01The doors
19:03Are the taken
19:04Leave her
19:06Be your face
19:07On charge
19:10Okay
19:12That does it
19:13It's up to Dale now
19:15Oh, I knew I should have been a doctor
19:28Maybe it's not too late
19:29How's that, Suivra?
19:39Child's play
19:40I didn't to do that
19:50Comic relief is essential to drama
19:52Get him into the fountain
19:54All right, you pirate scum
20:01It's time you had a bath
20:03Sounds
20:10I am undone
20:11Your flashing sword
20:12And rapier width
20:13Are too much for me
20:15Where's all Dale?
20:18You're finished, sewer nose
20:20Ah, but you forget
20:21I am the hero of this play
20:26Oh, no
20:28Come on, love
20:29Now I've got an idea
20:30Aren't you overdressed?
20:33Now, for a little chipmunk
20:37Shish, kabob
20:39Go ahead
20:42Then turn the sword on yourself
20:45Right
20:46You've already hacked this plate of ribbons
20:48But how?
20:50I mean, I was good
20:51I am an actor
20:53You are the buffoon
20:55You stink
20:57You stink
20:58You stink
20:59And two, Eulipides
21:02But you were always so kind to me
21:06Well, red zipper
21:08No, not that
21:13Mama
21:15Well, I guess sewer nose is all washed up in this town
21:27Yeah
21:28He really let himself go down the drain
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