00:00Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping through the cracks
00:11But these two, dumb shoes, are picking up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:21When you need help, just call Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:25Rescue Rangers, Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:28When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:31Because once they're involved, somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
00:36Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:38Rescue Rangers, Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:41When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:44They'll take the move and find the whales and whys and who
00:49Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:51Rescue Rangers, Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:54When there's danger, Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Hells
00:58Oh, what a taste
01:03Yeah, we sure want those bad guys
01:06Too right we did
01:08And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it
01:11How can you say that, Monty?
01:13Easy, me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt
01:16Golly!
01:17From the looks of you guys, it's hard to tell who won and who lost
01:20All this violence is getting out of hand
01:23But...
01:24We Rangers need to find a kinder, gentler approach to stopping crime
01:28I don't know, love
01:30That would take all the fun out of fighting
01:33Watch the shoulder, Pally
01:36Yes!
01:37But fighting shouldn't be fun, Monty
01:39It should be a last resort
01:41Oh, I get it
01:43Sort of like a secret weapon, eh, Zipper?
01:48Well, what do you say, guys?
01:50Could we give it a try?
01:51Why not?
01:52Couldn't hurt
01:53Oh, Chip
01:54I knew you'd see it my way
01:56Me too
01:57I see it your way too, Gadget
01:58Since when?
01:59Since now
02:00Well, forget it
02:01You don't know a blunt nickel about kinder and gentler
02:03I do too
02:04Do not
02:05Do too
02:06Do not
02:07Do too
02:08Do not
02:09Do too
02:10Oh, yeah
02:11Yeah
02:12Why you
02:13Maybe what we need is a little practice
02:17Maybe what we need is a little practice
02:20Hey, hurry up
02:21Stop it
02:22Alright
02:23Come on
02:24But I don't get it, Gadget
02:25What kind of big crimes are gonna happen in the park?
02:28That's the point, Dale
02:29We're going to practice being kinder and gentler on little crimes
02:32And then work our way up
02:34Hey, that guy is littering
02:45Yeah
02:46And littering's against the law
02:48Too right it is
02:49I'll trash that little bug
02:51Hold it, Monty
02:52Monty
02:53We're here to practice non-violent means of solving crimes, remember?
02:57Oh, right
02:58Party pooper
02:59Now then
03:00Can anyone think of a civilized way of stopping him?
03:06Nope
03:07Sorry, love
03:08Guess I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way
03:10Wait a minute
03:11I have an idea
03:12Something tells me my glory days are numbered
03:15Something tells me my glory days are numbered
03:22Okay, Zipper
03:23Letter check
03:24Better point
03:34Better point
03:35Oh
03:36Garg
03:37Terrible mess
03:38Oh no
03:41Well done, Chip
03:42You were imaginative, resourceful, and best of all
03:45You didn't hurt anyone
03:47You get a gold star
03:48I can't believe it
03:57Chip's got five stars and we've got nothing but big fat zeros
04:02Not to worry, Paley
04:04We'll even up the score
04:06In fact, we can start with that robbery below
04:09Looks like we've got our biggest test coming up, guys
04:12Kinder and gentler, Rangers
04:14Away
04:21So Dale
04:22Have any non-violent plans to stop these crooks?
04:25I'll think of a gentle way if I have to beat my head against the wall
04:29What about you, Monterey?
04:30Me?
04:31Sure
04:32I've always got a plan
04:33We'll rush em
04:34Then crush em
04:35And when we've got em
04:37Beg it for mercy
04:38Oops
04:39What can I say
04:40Growing up around kangaroos makes ya kinda punchy
04:43Don't worry, Rangers
04:44I've got another brilliant idea
04:53Now let's see those crooks get away
04:55Gosh, Chip
04:56You're practically pacifist perfect
04:58Thank you, Gadget
04:59I think
05:00See, Dale
05:01This new approach is easy if you just use your head
05:04Of course, that does give you a handicap
05:07I'll show you a handicap
05:09Look, Monrovia
05:12I stole the keys to their car, too
05:14Ain't I smart?
05:16Not as smart as I am
05:18I've already got it packed and ready to go
05:21Nothing like a family vacation
05:24Without the family
05:26Nope
05:27No
05:36So much for using your hand, Chip
05:37Why you
05:38Not now, guys
05:40We've got company
05:44Golly, this is terrible
05:45They're about to find out that they've been
05:47robbed
05:48Robbed?
05:49Oh, Harold
05:50Everything's gone
05:51Even our refrigerator
05:53Refrigerator, what'll we do? We can't afford to replace all our things.
05:58I hate to say it, Alice, but I'm afraid we'll have to give up the baby.
06:01Our precious baby? No!
06:04It's for his own good, Alice. You're wiped out. We can't afford to give him a good home anymore.
06:09Crikey! I've heard of disposable diapers. Where do you think they'll take him?
06:14I don't know, but this looks like a job for the rescue rangers. Let's go!
06:17We have to give back the baby we adopted. See, we've lost everything we owned.
06:24Oh no, not again. That poor baby has the worst luck.
06:29You mean these robberies have happened before?
06:31Eh, once or twice, perhaps. They seem to be exact.
06:36Quiet, Pomona.
06:37Say, there's something kind of familiar about those two.
06:41I know, they're the robbers.
06:43You're right, Dale. They must be using that poor little baby in some sort of burglary scam.
06:48We've got to save that baby and make sure his next family doesn't get robbed, too.
06:58Come on, dear. Let's go home with our new baby.
07:02Wake up!
07:04Wait up! I didn't touch the chase!
07:07Shh! The new parents!
07:09Take good care of baby Thaddeus.
07:12Oh, don't worry. I intend to give this child everything I never had.
07:17I'm sure you will.
07:28Good night, darling Kim. Sleep tighty-whiny.
07:33And don't let the crib bugs bite you.
07:34Ah, this looks like the perfect new home for baby Thaddeus.
07:52I couldn't agree more. Now, can we go fight some real crimes?
07:55We will be.
07:57I have a feeling those crooks from the adoption agency will be here soon.
08:00In the meantime, we'd better keep an eye on baby so he doesn't hurt himself.
08:08We've got to stop him! He'll make himself sick!
08:25It's too late! He is sick! He's rabid!
08:28He's mad! Mad baby! Mad baby!
08:30It's only shaving cream, you big dummy!
08:33How do you know that, Mr. Smarty Pants?
08:35Because he's about to shave!
08:37Shave?
08:39We've got to stop him before he cuts himself!
08:42Okay, Dale! Go for it!
08:46Nice baby! Good baby!
08:48Give Uncle Chipper the nasty old razor!
08:50Why, that little chip!
08:55I'm surprised at you!
08:57He's only a baby!
08:59Tsk, tsk, tsk, Chipper!
09:01No stars for you this time!
09:02You have a better idea?
09:04As a matter of fact,
09:06I have a special neck when it comes to children.
09:09Give me a lift.
09:10We've got to save Dale!
09:23That baby thinks he's a plaything!
09:25We better hurry!
09:33Don't worry, Dale!
09:34We'll have you out of there in no time!
09:36Don't worry, guys!
09:43As long as he doesn't figure out how to turn on the furnace, we're safe!
09:48Too bad baby's a fast learner!
09:53Looks like we're chipmunks roasting on an open fire!
09:56Look on the bright side, guys!
10:03Mommy's losing weight!
10:05Get it, love!
10:06A little less cheeriness!
10:08A little more speed!
10:10I'm trying!
10:12Mind if I give an assist?
10:13Be my guest!
10:24It's just a heater, love!
10:25Violence doesn't care!
10:27Come on!
10:28Let's get out of here before baby finds the air conditioning switch next!
10:31There he goes!
10:35After him!
10:38Wait a minute!
10:39I'm a rescue ranger!
10:40Not a bloomin' babysitter!
10:42Monterey!
10:43Being a rescue ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing, narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!
10:50Since when?
10:51Oh no!
10:52Look!
10:53Yikes!
10:54Baby's in trouble again!
10:55Hold your shirts, ladies!
10:57Last time he trashed us, remember?
11:00Monterey's what?
11:01How can we get that baby back to his crib without dragging him by his diaper?
11:05Maybe if we get his attention he'll follow us back to the nursery!
11:08Come on, Dale!
11:08I have an idea!
11:10We'll keep an eye on the kid!
11:11This should get his attention!
11:13That!
11:13Or a spot on the gong show!
11:15Down here!
11:16Hey, you're plugged in on!
11:20It's working!
11:30Ouch!
11:32Now I know how a cracked walnut feels!
11:35Hey, hey, hey!
11:37What are you doing?
11:38Hehehehe!
11:44Patience!
11:45Patience, everyone!
11:47The baby's probably going through his terrible tits!
11:51I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching free!
11:56See, that wasn't so bad, guys!
11:58We got clean, dried, and look!
12:00No water spots!
12:02Gadget, love, I think you've kindly, gently, flipped your lid!
12:08I quit this case!
12:12Forget it, Zipper!
12:14I don't care if the baby is playing with a gun!
12:17A gun!
12:22Yo, Goyles!
12:23Darius here!
12:24Sorry I took so long to call,
12:27but I had a little rodent problem.
12:29I staked out this joint that's loaded with goodies!
12:32A bike-less paradise!
12:34Whoa!
12:35Something about this kid stinks!
12:37And I don't mean his diaper!
12:40He's nothing but a pint-sized crook!
12:43No wonder all the homes he's been placed in have been robbed!
12:45Let's put that kid behind bars!
12:48And I don't mean his crib!
12:49No!
12:50Can't you see?
12:51This is our biggest test yet!
12:53We've got to stop him and those other crooks
12:55without resorting to fisticuffs!
12:57Give us a break, love!
12:59Dandy would want to take a swing at this gig!
13:01Guys, you promised!
13:03There's got to be a kinder...
13:05Wee-oh!
13:06Wee-oh!
13:09But thinking, Zipper, let's wake up the parents!
13:12They'll hear the crooks and call the police!
13:14Hey, hey!
13:18Sleepin' beauty!
13:19Wake up!
13:20The baby's stealing your blind!
13:22This is going to take a group effort, mates!
13:25Hello!
13:26Wake up!
13:27Horrible!
13:28What?
13:29What was that?
13:32Did you hear the baby?
13:35I'll go check here.
13:37I've got to split my mobile.
13:39You and Pomona just get over here fast!
13:49Look at him.
13:50He's daddy's little slugger.
13:53Any other bright ideas?
13:59I might have one.
14:00Let's trip.
14:01The bird's not alone.
14:02Good thinking, Chip.
14:04Go for it, Zipper.
14:04Hi-oh!
14:12So much for calling the police.
14:15That counterfeit kid has thought of everything.
14:17Maybe not.
14:18Follow me.
14:23Ah, Sergeant Spinelli speakin'.
14:26Hello?
14:31I don't think he understands Chipmunk.
14:34Or even Mouseese.
14:36Hey, that sounded like a lock bein' picked.
14:41Hiya, boss.
14:42Ready to loop this locker?
14:44Yeah.
14:45But, voice, let's do somethin' about my rodent problem.
14:48What up, Chase?
14:55Yeah.
14:56We sure got our britches blistered by that little blider.
15:00Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside, then drag that baby out by
15:07his dirty, rotten diapers.
15:10Gadget!
15:11I've had it!
15:12No more wimping out!
15:14Let's shake that baby till he rattles!
15:16Wait, wait, I've got a better plan.
15:18Let's expose that phony adoption agency to the police.
15:22Marty, get the ranger wing ready.
15:24Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.
15:26To tie up the baby?
15:28No, to tie down Gadget.
15:30I think she's blown a dashkit.
15:31Let's go see what they're up to, then put it on our business.
15:49Goyles, we're closin' down this operation.
15:52Uh-oh.
15:53They beat us to the punch.
15:54But look at all the great stuff we stole.
15:57VCRs, stereos, dress-on, nails.
16:01Why stop a good thing?
16:03Because I got a better thing.
16:05This is an article about the richest couple in town.
16:09The richest childless couple.
16:11Till now.
16:12But, uh, I thought we was givin' up the baby racket.
16:16I said we was givin' up the adoption racket.
16:20These folks is goin' to find a free gift on their doorstep.
16:25Me.
16:26And, if we pull off this haul, we're set for life, Goyles.
16:33To the Hancock Estate.
16:35Special delivery.
16:38Pryki, Burglar Baby and his babes have sure up their ante.
16:42Yeah, we've got to stop them before they loot that mansion.
16:45Come on.
16:46Grr.
16:47He's about to meet his worst nightmare.
16:58Okay, Zipper.
16:59Do your thing.
17:03Good luck, Mikes.
17:07What's this?
17:11Look what someone's left on our doorstep, dear.
17:14Please give these pet chipmunks a good home.
17:19Your children will love them.
17:21But we don't own any children, dear.
17:23Please take good care of baby Thaddeus.
17:34He deserves a home like yours.
17:36But we can't keep him, dear.
17:38An abandoned child is a matter for the police.
17:40Thaddeus.
17:41Dad.
17:42Did you hear that?
17:49He called me Dada.
17:51Oh, can't we keep him for a little while?
17:53Well, I suppose.
17:56Oh, I just knew this nursery would come in handy someday.
18:03Here, Thaddeus.
18:04You play with your little chipmunks like a good teeny-weeny little boy.
18:08Where is he?
18:21Let me at him.
18:22Will somebody hose her down?
18:24We've got to notify the police.
18:26Yeah, about our assaulting battery.
18:28Move it, please.
18:29Let's pull the rug out from under him.
18:45Enough, Mr. Nice Guy.
18:48I say we do it Digit's way.
18:50What do you suggest, love?
18:52Trash the brat!
18:55All right!
18:56Monrovia, Pomona, we've hit the jackpot.
19:02Make like your nylons and run over here.
19:04Baby Thaddeus, here comes Mama with Dickin.
19:12There you are, my little precious.
19:15Is baby hungry?
19:17I bought you gourmet baby food.
19:19Let's try the pureed liver, shall we?
19:24Psss!
19:26There's the signal.
19:39Time for Operation Brand Buster.
19:43Light the retro rockets.
19:49Good luck, love.
19:50Go trip the burglar along, pally.
19:59Open right for Mama!
20:01Battle!
20:03You dirty rat!
20:07Burglary in progress.
20:08524, Hancock Place.
20:11Don't say the boss started doing without us.
20:29Let's go help.
20:30This place must be loaded with microwaves and mascara.
20:35Look out, Goyles!
20:36Go, go, go, go, go.
20:43My baby!
20:44My poor baby!
20:46Let go of me, you crazy dame!
20:50Somebody report a burglary.
20:53I did it!
20:53Take me to a nice safe cell, please!
20:56Before those sadistic rodents get me again!
20:59What a case.
21:07We showed him.
21:08Sorry your new approach didn't work out, Gadget.
21:10That's okay.
21:11Sometimes you just have to fight fire with fire.
21:15Or fireworks, anyway.
21:16Let's go celebrate.
21:18How about a visit to the wrestler's arena, love?
21:20I don't know, Monty.
21:21Something kinder and gentler might be better.
21:24Just what I had in mind.
21:26Today's feature match is the kinder Karate Kid versus the gentle giant.
21:32Perfect!
